Ed Sheeran Avoids Urinals Because People Try To Get A Look At His Penis

I avoid too, I certainly hate the sound of another human being peeing right next to me. And I feel more comfortable feeling that I'm peeing alone, specially because I like letting a little fart out while I Pee.

People? Is he trying to be hip by including vadged FTM?

He's so tiresome. Has anyone seen the video for his new, or one of his latest songs? It's very clear he's living out how he sees his life. Ed is a glam vampire. He and his friends, other glammed-up vampires stand around and terrorize the everyday people walking around. Killing them, tormenting them, flying around. It's very clear, Ed sees himself as above and irritated by average folks. They perturb him. He and his friends are "special". "Glamorous", "rich". All the other people walking around, his same age demographic, are expendable and unnecessary and worthy of "bleeding". This just kind of came out to me from that video.

He's a darling of the A-list music people. On Howard Stern, he went through all these people who seek him out and come over to his castle he lives in and they all sign this old door. Paul McCartney, Mick Jagger, Bradley Cooper... he went on to casually name drop some of the biggest names in modern music history has hanging out with him. I don't get it, but he definitely sees himself as a musical genius.

It's Ed. I don't think I'd even be tempted.

He's so homely! Who would ever want to see his pathetic British willie?

Bleccccch.

He doesn't realize how physically repulsive he is.

tbh I’d rather look at his rusted little cock than his face.

Yet the two men he mentions running into at urinals are Kit Harrington & Richard Madden. Think about that for a while.

Pass.

One of the biggest cock I’ve seen: 3 1/2”

There are urinals in The Shire?

Bunch of prisspots

I hope this inspires him to write an emotional song.

i wonder how many of the regular dataloungers here still instinctively feel the need to write "I find him or her ugly/fat" as their ONLY thought on people mentioned here. Is it two or three frequent users/compulsive posters or is it more?

I think we all get that he's no Shawn Mendes. I can't name three of his songs and dont listen to him but its nice he's got a massive career for his talent and not his looks. Because when im driving in the car listening to music, i dont give a shit how hot a singer is

I heard someone say the reason he is popular is the age demo that are his fans grew up with Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter movies and he looks like he could be a character from one of those. He is wish fulfillment for dorks.

I once shared a bathroom with James Franco. He also skipped the urinal and used the stall, presumably for the same reason. I can confirm, though, that he has an extremely loud piss stream.

News Flash - Ed, get over it. Nobody wants to see your fugly British pecker and equally unappealing untamed fire bush. Your making this shit up - it’s all in your mind.

I suspect anyone of you who found yourself pissing next to a celebrity would be tempted to check out the goods, even if you weren't attracted to them.

For the ladies only- sorry guys!

He's fucking delusional if he thinks anyone wants to see his pinga.

Only in this shitty era could this person be a superstar

For the exact same reason I go to urinals every half hour.

If I did try to "peep" him, it would be because I want to know what alien cock looks like.

He's unearthly.

I could never, ever handle being a famous person. I would have a Britney-style meltdown in one week.

R3 his ego is ginormous...he's fugly

Probably has a teenie weenie.

What is he hiding by his coy retreat from the urinals? Something resembling a half-melted white chocolate easter egg in a nest of shredded red cellophane?

Why do people want to publicly share things about themselves that make them look like idiots?

The way his buddy Kit Harington tells it, Ed does some peeking of his own.

R28 You think that's bad, the man continuously shares a story with the press about how he actually shit himself. He's disgusting.

He could be peeing in my mouth for all I care and I wouldn't want to look at his penis. He is not attractive.

Peyronie Baloney?

I am so glad I am a woman because I could never pee in front of anyone else! How do men do it? I understand in some places there aren't even doors on stalls.

I can't think of a penis I'd want to see less.

He thinks a lot of himself, maybe they're just cruising gays out for dick, any dick not specifically his uncut slimey penis.

Being a redhead, is he aware that he has a funny smell down there?

And no soul, R37. Gingers have no soul.

Many, many years ago, I was at a urinal and a man walked up to the urinal next to me. He looked over at mine, and looked up at my face. I said, “when I’m done, I’ll give you a better look.” And true to my word, I finished, shook it three times to get the last drop off, let it hang down and I turned to let him see it. He was so flustered that I almost felt sorry for him.

He's the musical guest tonight on SNL - maybe I'll watch to see if I can get a look at it.

Urinal dividers are the decline and fall of Western Civilization. I like sneaking a peek at cocks pissing. I'll look at anyone.

R20 I should have said more clearly - He's delusional if he thinks any gay/bi guy would want to see his junk. Are you kidding?! He should be thankful he's straight.

He speaks for the legions of twentysomething towel dancers who thinks that the dying wish of any man over the age of 30 is to see their wiener in the gym locker room.

OMG Ed! I have the same problem.

Men don't look at Ed Sheeran's dick when he uses a urinal because they find him hot, sexy, or attractive.

They look because he's famous. That's all. And, of course, it would be annoying.

Just let him go pee in a stall. No one wants to see his pink dick or orange pubes.