Madonna at Amfar Gala

Is she auditioning for a low-rent production of The Rocky Horror Show?

OP why post so many threads about her if you hate her so much?

Chinky looking.

Bwahahaha

The new Mae West, and that's NOT a compliment.

Good one, R1!

First she nearly destroyed her career as Dita, she then became a pathetic laughing stock as Madame X and soon enough, she'll be Lady Magenta - scary cat lady with Nicki Minaj buttocks, failing to hit any charts anywhere near you!

The daily obsessive Madonna thread.

She's boring. If she wasn't, she wouldn't have to try so hard. Interesting people can wear a turtleneck and you still can't take your eyes off them.

Suddenly, I feel sorry for mocking her for the last 10 years. Bless her little heart! She now favors my eccentric great aunt Thelma in Albany GA.

She's had puffy middle-aged Bette Davis face for a while, I've noticed.

Is Madonna jockeying for position in a sequel to Advanced Style?

Cousin Itt?

Women in their 20s don’t even dress like this.

More reason to love women in their 20s.

She might be trying to prove that 63 year-old women can look and dress this way, but the question is if they want to.

With all that filler, her head looks like it weighs 50 pounds.

The human head weighs 8 pounds!

She looks like a fucking burst couch

I can't even look at her now. I am still a huge fan of her music (up through Ray of Light and Music) but it's like she's actively trying to destroy her legacy. The only thing that will save her legacy now is dying tragically.

She could be Amanda Seyfried's sister.

I wish she had just let herself age naturally or gone for some minor face work. Lord knows she can afford some good face work. But the ridiculous clothes and makeup??? She had a great run and needs to realize her time in the spotlight is done. She should have retired 10 years ago and kept a low profile.

R21, she actually looked fantastic after she got divorced...better than she looked in decades in my opinion. She looked amazing in her Superbowl show. But around the time of Rebel Heart is when she started really messing with her face. And she hasn't stopped.

Why does she have a purse onstage?

Irrelevant, desperate old twat.

"Irrelevant, desperate old twat."

How very dare you!

I don't think it's really her. Doesn't look like her.

They cloned her years ago.

[quote]Why does she have a purse onstage?

To store the blood of Hungarian virgins.

So sad because she used to be so expert at changing her persona to fit the times

The purse contains the opiates from her "Dealer".

SHE CAN'T BE RIGHT IN THE HEAD. She looks repulsive and insane.

She’s dealing AIDS.

The speech n the look

She needs to overdose already.

Because the poor dear just toddled over from the Depends aisle by mistake, R23.

DEALER NO DEAL

She is erasing her legacy. Sorry.

Barely recognizable but I don't understand all the shock, she always went after the crazy look, in the 1980s she was also dressing differently than everybody else.

The 'normal' Madonna of the 2000s was just a quick phase, nothing else.Now that the 2000s are long gone she is back to her usual self.

^If she was a clown in the circus, her clothes would make sense.

She looks like a fucking troll doll. Kind of her epitaph.

Why does she always sound like a17 year old high school girl reading a commencement speech? Her snotty "I'm smarter and better than you' attitude is unbearable.

^Her little speech in the video clip is dripping with self-importance. The only reason she appeared at that event was to bolster her own projected sense of her importance. She's not a leader of anything, not even of any kind of taste in music or, God forbid, fashion. She's a deranged old hag, desperate to appear "relevant." It's unbelievable how incapable she is of seeing how she really appears to the public. Pathetic. Nuts.

She's clearly surrounded by "yes men".

I’m peeesssed off.

Nah. Dolly Parton did.

The real Madonna died around 2005. This imposter is not the same woman.

r11 I thought that was a first look at "And Just Like That...."

Her heart is in the right place, and her speech was pretty good but she needs to dress more age appropriate. It would gain her much more respect.

Yikes

That’s a terrible photo, sure. She looks and sounds fine, though (other than her very manicured, affected speech patterns/accent), in R33’s YouTube clip from that event.

What is she trying to hide behind all that hair?

"What is she trying to hide behind all that hair?"

The scars of a thousand facelifts.

Why she so fat?

Did she make herself stocky with all her exercise. Not a good look.

1980's Madonna and 1990's Madonna are quietly weeping, gently wiping away their tears with their index finger, trying not to smudge their makeup... mourning themselves.

She looks like Honey Boo Boo. A dollar makes her holler! Where’s my gogo juice?

lol,r56

She's starting to morph into puffy Naomi Campbell.

R58 is on crack.

You know what's funny?

I would have thought that the Madonna of years past would have eschewed looking like a cartoon and aged more gracefully.

She's everything younger Madonna would have laughed at and mocked.

Have you seen her lately?

Ok, I love Madonna. I adore her. I’ve blasted her on here plenty. I think she extremely talented. She is. I love her voice. She’s brilliant. Her songwriting is brilliant. Her performances are out of this world.

Sigh. WTF is going on with her? Most really famous people lose their minds at some point. She’s fat Elvis now. It pains me to say it. She needs an intervention. She’s lost the plot. She looks terrible, acts idiotic, and seems lost. I hate this.

That said, it doesn’t change how I feel about her legacy, music, performances. I hope she gets help because we can only speculate what’s going on.

You have bad taste all around R62. Madonna was never as you described.

Now she's worse.

R63 STFU idiot

Madonna needs our prayers, not our snark.

She is ENORMOUS.

It's her talent that's small.

How many facelifts has it been now? 3? 4?

She's just going through a rough patch.

[quote] Her heart is in the right place,

She even has one??

It must have been yet another surgical transplant.

[quote]She needs to overdose already.

Sage advice from Patsy Stone.

[quote]Why does she have a purse onstage?

When have ever seen an old lady without her purse?

Somewhere, Charlene Tilton and Sally Struthers are eating a few less feelings tonight.

Madonna looked even better at this other recent event.

[quote]OP why post so many threads about her if you hate her so much?

Don't confuse hate with pity, Dear.

I don't understand her ombre hair with black roots. I have to believe at her age that her natural hair color would now be gray. Why would she dye her hair blond and then dye a few inches with fake black roots??

I've written a letter to Daddy...

artifice and empty self important references to being an artist distracted from her truth. This is who she has always been. charity efforts to be seen and given credit only. Used and taken from others to build herself. Incapable of caring for anyone or anything beyond herself. gays, children, charities.....whatever can be used to hold her up....that’s it, and now it is transparent.

So her brother Christopher was right about everything?

She’s always been sanctimonious and talked down to others. She hasn’t fought to save shit! She has fought to insert herself into anything that gets her scrap of attention or glory. She’s not my hero or savior. She has benefitted from AIDS. Please.

She has obvious steroid bloat from surgery. Her face doesn’t look bad, bloated a bit, but she ruined her body. I like her a lot. She is very talented. I hope she finds peace.

I've always thought she looked best with short hair.

r42 = Meghan Markle projecting. Again.

R42 nailed it. Madonna to her fake cross.

What's Meghan Markle got to do with anything?

What Brendad Ickson thinks she's accomplishing with filters is what Madonna thinks she's accomplishing with demented "fashion" looks. She appears to be a grandmother in a John Waters film.

She isn’t dyeing her roots black. For one, some don’t go completely grey. You can still see grey in her roots. Two, she can filter the grey out.

I love her voice. It was gorgeous in Evita. She’s gone wacky during the last few years. Maybe she’ll find Mariah’s therapist. She went nuts several times and came back from the brink.

^ Hahahaha ^

R 86 is more delusional than Madgemonster. Thinks that's her real hair!! Or that she has dark roots. Hahaha.

Mariah is nutty but she's not an old whore. And she has ten times more talent that Madonna has swallowed.

Aunt Ida! Woo wee! Aunt Ida!

Madonna makes me sad for modern fame and at the same time happy that I am not famous. She’s becoming a cautionary tale. Aside from money I don’t see much advantage in her sort of fame and really perhaps it’s her intention to cheapen the whole thing and tear down her own image. What could be more in keeping with today’s self flagellation. Perhaps this is her most in tune display of self awareness ever! She sees how cheap fame has become and is bringing it down with her.

I have no words.

Slag!!!!!!!!!

ho has turned into mae west......sad

OMG SO BABY JANE HUDSON.

That hair…

She’s looking more like Edith Massey every day. So sad.

She seems like someone who can’t bear to be alone with herself for more than four hours.

What a frump!

[quote]ho has turned into mae west......sad

Except Mae was in on the joke. This bitch actually expects people to take her seriously.

Lady gaga must be trembling thinking this could be her trajectory

Hogdonna! Still, thinner than Lourdes.

Christopher is also a Carrie now. Hopefully Rocco has the dad’s genes.

I like the look. I don’t like the bag’s implication. Her arms and legs look so young and SUPPLE! How do they do that?

She looks like a clown in a fright wig! Pathetic.

Jesus. Who wants to put up with the carryings-on of a woman that still has a daddy complex in her 60s?

She's written a letter to daddy!

The beauty standards in women deteriorated when "thicc" became a thing, R66. Ethnic women are seen as the ideal woman today and they tend to be overweight.

What is an ethnic woman?

This photo proves she has no real friends. Because would any of you allow one your friends to come to this?

The fake ass looks PATHETIC no matter what she's wearing.

You can see the disc in her cheek.

She looks like an alien. What the hell did she do to herself?

She's turned into Sylvia Miles. I never saw that coming.

THIS is how you do amfAR...

I'm not much of a Madonna fan - and at the height of her fame she was a really nasty person - but joking about her age just reminds me that I'm old.

She's trying to jostle into the top three prospects for "The Shelley Duvall Story: Diary of a Free Spirit."

And one must be impressed by Madge's verisimilitude.

Uncanny.

Well, it finally happened. Madonna has turned into Baby Jane.

She called me for advice

Opps I meant me!

Third times a charm

Wow, R117. Bruce Vilanch really needs to lay off the orange tan spray.

I remember MTV made a quick parody video/commercial of Courtney (Love) and Madonna in the future as senior citizens (this was probably 1995). It could have been Vh1 but it was fun to watch then and Madonna was predicted to look pretty damn close to what she is up there.

We love Madonna's new look!

Will her next reinvention be as a Japanese anime sex doll?

Is this her Sally Struthers look?

Depressing that so many women who bang on about empowerment and not following norms and being their own woman end with faces full of fillers and other ridiculous attempts to look younger. A cynical person might conclude that their previous ballsy independent lady who doesn’t give a shit what society thinks stance was just to shift units.

Rare photo of Madonna without a wig on.

She should have retired after Ray of Light..

I really wonder if she’s become an addict. It’s been decades she’s she’s allowed herself to get puffy like that.

R125 - Oh dear God... now Madonna is copying Hedwig.

She looks so fresh and dewy in that pic.

Her skin care line must really work!

Elton John is better and has a hit single on the charts. When was Madonna last hit?

She is the epitome of a TRY HARD and FAIL HARDER. The “dealer” on her handbag, she’s trying to show she’s “edgy” with her drug references like she’s 13 rebelling against her religious parents. That hag face and 1982 end of disco days hairstyle. My god this woman’s oxygen is fame.

What is she gonna do once her father croaks? Who will she have to rebel against?

Cousin It wore that hair better. 55 years ago.

I think the moment for a dance version of ‘I’ve Written a Letter to Daddy’ has arrived.

Now all she has to do is drop the X.

Is she copying one of her hairstyles from the Deeper And Deeper video?

How reductive.

[quote] She is the epitome of a TRY HARD and FAIL HARDER. The “dealer” on her handbag, she’s trying to show she’s “edgy” with her drug references like she’s 13 rebelling against her religious parents. That hag face and 1982 end of disco days hairstyle. My god this woman’s oxygen is fame.

One trick pony using different ponies.

[quote] When was Madonna last hit?

A few hours ago? Oh, I thought you meant crack.

Over 20 years ago. Music is her last single to reach #1 on the main chart.

"Give Me All Your Lovin'" went to #10 on the US Pop chart in 2012.

Also, since 2012, Madonna has had 10 consecutive #1 songs on the US Dance chart, most recently in 2020.

What is a "US Dance Chart"? Do you mean dance singles off of Billboard? Spotify? iTunes? Can you name then 10 consecutive #1 hits?

Madonna hasn’t been a true friend of the gays since we thought she was black. I miss the first album when it was played in the clubs and we didn’t see her gap toothed face.

R141 - It's the US Billboard Dance Club Songs chart.

The 10 consecutive #1 songs from 2012 to 2020 are:

"Give Me All Your Luvin'"

"Girl Gone Wild"

"Masterpiece"

"Turn Up the Radio"

"Living for Love"

"Ghosttown"

"Bitch I'm Madonna"

"Hold Tight"

"Medellín"

"Crave"

"I Rise"

"I Don't Search I Find"

*Ignore Masterpiece and Hold Tight (I cut and pasted a couple extra.)

She’s an embarrassment to her legacy

Legacy gets thrown around way too much.

[quote] US Billboard Dance Club Songs chart

That’s not a real chart. Anything that gets played ten times in a club goes #1. DJs have to report it. It’s a joke. Cher has more.

Europe has been done with her for over a decade too.

It’ll be interesting to see how her albums do now thanks to ticket bundling no longer being allowed.

"Anything that gets played ten times in a club goes #1."

I didn't know that was the new rule.

Thanks for clarifying that.

P.S. R147, you have shit for brains.

R1- No, it's not the Rocky Horror Picture Show it's the -

MADONNA HORROR PICTURE SHOW

R150, you’re a fucking retard. I know you’ve been told this before.

[quote] Dance Club Songs ranks the week's most popular songs played in dance clubs, compiled from reports submitted by a national sample of club DJs. Both charts are scheduled to update again on a weekly basis on a date to be determined.

Is that really her? With a purse that says "dealer"?

In the meanwhile, Stevie Nicks continues to rock on as a mature, sophisticated lady. But then she doesn't sing songs with juvenile lyrics that were originally targeted at teenagers.

R152, what a stupid link.

All of Madonna's #1s on the Dance chart were pre-COVID.

You lost, asshole.

P.S. Nobody likes you in real life.

[quote] But then she doesn't sing songs with juvenile lyrics

So true.

Or ask her concert audience "if anyone has seen Molly?" (MDMA or ecstasy), in a totally irresponsible attempt to seem young, cool and hip. Deadmau5 busted her for it at Ultra, then she backpedaled and came up with a total bullshit story that she wasn't referring to drugs. Here's a quote from the interview with the DJ:

You know you gave Madonna a pass for pandering to the EDM crowd with her MDMA references, right? I should have been more relentless, but I thought it looked like I was after attention, and then it became an exercise in futility dealing with her fans. There’s no such thing as winning against 10 million idiots. You’re farting against thunder on that one.

Deadmau5 must surely realize his audiences are filled with ecstasy uses.

Hell, the entire EDM/DJ concert circuit is rife with it.

He's moralizing someone else about it?

Hypocrite.

"I have often thought about blowing up the white house."

Domestic terrorist? Nope just Madonna on Jan 21, 2017

[quote] All of Madonna's #1s on the Dance chart were pre-COVID.

WTF are you talking about? Covid had nothing to do with anything. The Dance Charts are a laughable chart. She hasn’t had a hit in over a decade. You’re a fat loser who’s worthless.

[quote] [R152], what a stupid link.

Billboard is a stupid link??? It’s their fucking chart, you moron. Get Covid and die.

R154 is a stupid faggot.

R159 aka R161 - I've obviously hit a nerve with you. Don't take it personally.

Therapy and meds will do you wonders.

And I will keep you in my thoughts and prayers.

Well, this thread retained its gentle tone.

R163 - Well, Madonna and AMFAR galas combined always bring out the worst in everyone.

No one takes Madonna seriously anymore and she knows it. So she does these embarrassing asshole things to get ANY sliver of attention from the public. She truly has no shame whatsoever and to think these antics and her looking this way will always be connected to her.

who dat skaggy fat queen in the 3 above posts????

I can see the resemblance to Bette Davis, R10

Poor Madge.

Since she doesn’t know class if it hit her in the plastic face. She wouldn’t know when it’s time to bow out gracefully and allow her legacy to speak for her. She keeps pushing herself out like it’s Weekend At Bernie’s, she’s DOA career wise and looks wise but bitch won’t see she’s the laughing stock of the party she keeps showing up to. And her new ode to smoking loads of weed with her daughter and son , I mean “boy toy”, is oft putting since she used to be anal about her health/diet/exercise.

When does her new single drop?

When Madonna's good, she's very good.

This woman would never have achieved what she did on the strength of her own talent. Since the beginning she has had the best producers, musicians, songwriters and PR people helping her all along the way. If you look at an album like Ray of Light and think she is did that without a massive team of very talented people, you are naive. She could waltz into a studio with a germ of an idea or maybe a hook and after that it was refined and polished beyond what she was ever capable of doing on her own. It's evident by the decline in her work as she got more controlling and began to believe her own myth. What she had was "star quality" in massive amounts and now that she's old and hard to look.at there is nothing to work with.

"and think she is did that without"

R172 - You are cancelled.

"Ray of Light" was already demoed by others. She simply re-recorded it. She's a con artist. Always has been, always will be.

She has resorted to appearances where aging drag queens and dancerboys are her primary audience. She wobbles out there and they all screech YAAAAZZ KWEEN!!! while she basks in the adulation.

Madonna recently discovered James Baldwin and pounces:

While talking about the activist James Baldwin being the inspiration behind her show, Madonna shared one of her favourite takeaways from the novelist — disturbing the peace. "One of the things I quote over and over again in the show is that 'Artists are here to disturb the peace,'" Madonna tells the late-night host. "I hope that I have disturbed not only your peace this afternoon, but people's peace while they watch the show—but I mean that in the best way."

You stupid, stupid arrogant narcissist. Baldwin didn't mean anything in "the best way". To link your mendacious, risible theatrics of self-aggrandizement on the life of a man and an artist like James Baldwin is ridiculous. You are ridiculous.

Madonna speaks for the blacks.

Poor Madge.

Poor Madge's Vag. It's been through hell.

Obviously this was an early influence.