Why is Eminem Still Clinging to His Ugly FTM Beard?

He’s a very femme looking dude. When he’s thin, he’s hot. Especially with that delicious skinny face, muscled arms, pot bellied white trash combination.

He still has gorgeous full lips.

lover of cocks

Has he ever allowed services from other mens in the past?

Jesus, I hope you people are like 14 or 15 years old. These are the kind of conversations I used to have with my Bobby Sherman pinup hoping he would retire his puka shell choker.

Balding wigga.

He's trailer trash hot. He should follow Joe Budden and come out of the closet already.

I was just thinking about him over Halloween because I ate one of those mini-bags of M&Ms.

He has a nice ass. When I saw it, I knew right away that he takes dick.

I wonder what his personality is truly like — i.e., if you can have a pleasant conversation with him. He always seems so sullen and unapproachable.

Do people really think he’s closeted or is that just Internet rumor mixed with wishful thinking?

R11

Yeah, and the rumors are wrong about Shawn Mendes too! He’s totally straight! Trust me, I know!

His ex wife Kim told Detroit radio station WKQI that he needed viagra to get it up anytime they tried to have sex: "He's not very well endowed. If you're going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work."

They met in high school, btw, so that would suggest either Em has struggled with ED since his teen or he secretly prefers dick.

since his teens*

Trans clone.

[QUOTE] They met in high school, btw, so that would suggest either Em has struggled with ED since his teen or he secretly prefers dick.

It’s actually quite common for young men of all orientations to suffer from ED these days, R13.

Has the man ever smiled in his life?

Who cares?

"It’s actually quite common for young men of all orientations to suffer from ED these days, [R13]. "

Hahahahaha! No it's not

No, it’s not common.

Looks like he has a vag on his face.

Ok yes Datalounge, we heard you, he is a closeted gay like any other man in the world lusted by you.

Yaaaaaaaas kween^.

"—Happy now?"

Yeah, pretty much

Those eyebrows.

Because he's even uglier without it. Close the thread.

[quote]Close the thread.

PLEASE!

^ Why?

Cause he's talentless and ugly.

He looks perfectly fine.

The Black entertainment industry is and has always been controlled by a good ol’ DL boys cabal. His mentor Dr. Dre has been caught up in their web for a VERY long time. At best,, they strip you of your “manhood” by forcing you to submit to their perverse depraved whims (Eminem, Da Baby). At worst, they turn you into one of them. (Drake, Diddy, Dr. Dre) I just noticed the D connection. That’s hilarious! 😂

I'm in the closet, I've been lyin' my ass off All this time me and Dre been fuckin' with hats off.

Bieber goes in the first group, and Will Smith in the latter.

Looks chubby without the facial hair.

I think he looks far better with the beard and dark hair.

[QUOTE] Because he's even uglier without it. Close the thread.

Wrong.

R37 How was I wrong? You just proved my point with those photos.

The beard is to hide his jowls.

I don't know her.

R38 are you going blind? How could anyone prefer the guy on the right over the guy on the left in that photo?

Never been attracted to M&M.

Em was pretty as a bottle blond.

R41 I'm not preferring anything. As I said, he's ugly as a sin. But at least on the right photo he looks like a man.

Well if you prefer men who look like men, R44, then you’re saying that you prefer him on the right. I, however, thinks he looks just as much like a man in either photo, and more handsome and natural on the left.

I'd hate fuck him, if he's still got that ass.

R45 what is natural about peroxide?

There are few things as off-putting as dyed blond hair, especially on a man, in my opinion. Unlike darker dyes you can spot a blond dye job a mile away. Every strand of hair is the exact same hue and blonde dyed hair looks like straw. And it takes every bit of masculinity away from a man who stupidly lets someone do that to his hair.

R48 The matching carpet was the real giveaway.

[QUOTE] I'd hate fuck him, if he's still got that ass.

It’s prob gone now.

he looks better with it than without it.

without it, he just looks like a lesbian.

[quote] Jesus, I hope you people are like 14 or 15 years old. These are the kind of conversations I used to have with my Bobby Sherman pinup hoping he would retire his puka shell choker.

Bobby Sherman??

Well, [italic]you're[/italic] mighty far from 14 or 15 years old. You must be at least half a century older than that. Good God.

What would/could facial masculinization surgery (is that a thing?) do for him?

[quote] Has the man ever smiled in his life?

No, he's a superannuated Angry Young Man.

He doesn't sing, he snarls.

[quote] He doesn't spit, he swallows.

FIFY

He looks like a drag king doing her impression of Mike Nesmith circa 1981.

It’s Miss Tim McGraw!

I thought the OP photo was Chaz Bono

[quote] the OP photo

That ugly man is sneering at us. He obviously hates us.

Who cares? He's 50.

Total bottom energy

His naked ass. He obviously shaved his ass and balls. I wonder who shave it for him, and whether there is any prostate massage afterwards.

He's had some kind of facial treatment, most likely injectables, and he doesn't have a face structure that allows it to look masculine and subtle. He needs the facial hair to balance/cover it. The "Just for Men" brown isn't doing him any favors, though.

He turns 50 today. Happy Birthday Marshall.

R37, in pic , he looked healthier on drugs than he does now . He has 13 years clean apparently. He’s gaunt with bad coloring

I think it looks great!

Why is his face coloring unhealthy

Bump

R65 the one on the right is him putting on fake bad makeup. His natural skin would have look much nicer.

Em looks unwell .

Eminem Net Worth is $630 Million US Dollars, according to Forbes.

Most other sites report he's worth $230mm.

I assumed he was worth in the neighborhood of $40-50mm max.

he has plastic surgery and thinks this looks good with the face/brow lift. he is a huge doosh...dont buy his shit.

R71, I assumed he was a billionaire with Interscope and his multiple platinum albums . Kanye is worth 2 billion! So unfair

Marshall never looks happy or laid back.

Looks like he’s never getting rid of that thing.

Whiggers were so unbelievably homophobic when I was growing up.

David Gest-looking mfer.

He's serving Donald Trump Jr. coked up realness.