- Swap out their usual instrument for the ukelele (Amanda Palmer, Nellie McKay)
- Puts sounds of their baby goo-ing and gaa-ing on their songs (Björk may be the exception that proves the rule)
What else?
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- Swap out their usual instrument for the ukelele (Amanda Palmer, Nellie McKay)
- Puts sounds of their baby goo-ing and gaa-ing on their songs (Björk may be the exception that proves the rule)
What else?
by Anonymous | reply 58 | November 5, 2021 2:40 PM |
For Madonna, it was going more R&B and pop. She started making music Miley Cyrus was making.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 4, 2021 9:32 AM |
Taking a year or two of sabbatical. Then you come back onto the music scene and sometimes no one remembers or cares about you.
Honestly, there is no great answer to this question. Every musician is different.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 4, 2021 9:36 AM |
Experimenting with drugs
Picking producers who won’t say no to their bad ideas
Putting their non-musical spouses/partners on the album
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 4, 2021 9:55 AM |
Plastic surgery.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 4, 2021 10:33 AM |
Refusing to pay your musicians and making shitty music (Amanda Palmer)
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 4, 2021 10:38 AM |
[quote] Putting their non-musical spouses/partners on the album
I have to let you know that Don Johnson made music long before I recorded a duet with him.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 4, 2021 10:43 AM |
Aging into an era of new technology/new sound that they aren't able to understand well enough (I heard this about Joni Mitchell's 80s albums, though haven't listened to them myself).
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 4, 2021 11:21 AM |
R7 I feel like Joni Mitchell was better liked for her talent at songwriting than for her singing and recording. She was an enigma for most.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 4, 2021 11:42 AM |
^I like Joni, but yes, I can see that. When I discovered her, only a couple of years ago, much to my shame, it was her songwriting that really stood out to me.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 4, 2021 11:51 AM |
Featuring Chris Martin or Adam Levine on the chorus.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 4, 2021 11:57 AM |
^or a rap by Nicki Minaj.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 4, 2021 12:03 PM |
Start writing and performing songs about how awful it is to be rich and famous
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 4, 2021 12:06 PM |
R8 I love Joni’s voice. Both she and Aaron Neville have voices that really sound like “instruments.”
In Joni’s case I would say the issue was transitioning to a new genre of music that she might not have been as talented in. BUT I don’t think her aim was popularity, so I don’t think she cared about losing some audience. Of her somewhat recent albums, “Night Ride Home” is great to listen to on a summer night.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 4, 2021 12:19 PM |
R7 A good example of that is Neil Young’s 80s albums. But it came out recently that he was using those technologies in his music after seeing them used to try to help his disabled son communicate, which is pretty touching.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 4, 2021 12:20 PM |
Doing an album of “classics”. Especially Christmas songs.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 4, 2021 12:22 PM |
Running out of ideas and trying to make inferior versions of your biggest hits
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 4, 2021 12:24 PM |
Getting bored with your own style and going in a different direction. The reason people know you / liked your music is because of that style. For a rocker, for example, no one wants to hear your stripped down, acoustic, slow shit.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 4, 2021 12:36 PM |
^^Annie Lennox - now a maudlin, moaning granny
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 4, 2021 12:39 PM |
Madonna trying to appeal to the TikTok generation. I know it's sad but young people don't want to listen to a 63-year-old woman and they decide what goes to the top of the charts for the most part.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 4, 2021 12:54 PM |
Not making any choice is the worst choice of all. Continuing to do what you've always done, as it gets staler, and you lose your mojo to old age. Thinking you can recapture, at 50, the magic of being 20 (when your fans were also 20). Ending up as "mutton dressed as lamb" (as my granny used to say).
The best choice is to keep evolving and changing. It keeps you interested and it allows your fans to grow with you. This only works for people who had talent in the first place, though.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 4, 2021 1:02 PM |
Having a children’s chorus sing backup. Never a good sign.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 4, 2021 1:10 PM |
All these new so-called singer songwriters singing with absolutely no diction . (Passenger - Let Her Go)
I’ve heard this trash in Home Depot enough times.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 4, 2021 1:47 PM |
Leaving their successful bands to begin solo careers dilutes the art and success of many musicians. Yes, I know there are exceptions.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 4, 2021 1:55 PM |
Firing all the people who came up with your best ideas so you don't know what to do next and throw everything at the wall to see what sticks.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 4, 2021 1:56 PM |
[quote] Firing all the people who came up with your best ideas
I would hope that the artist (if that person is actually a musician and not just a manufactured pop singer) is the person who came up with their own best ideas?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 4, 2021 2:31 PM |
Most of the time, artists have only one excellent talent. A frontman can be great at singing (Simon LeBon from Duran Duran, Morrissey from The Smiths) and some other band member is great at writing music and / or lyrics (Nick Rhodes from Duran Duran, Johnny Marr from The Smiths). It's quite rare that a single artist can do it all (Dolly Parton, for example).
by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 4, 2021 2:50 PM |
Chris Gaines.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 4, 2021 3:00 PM |
Trying to go commercial after becoming famous for artistic merit and independence (Liz Phair).
by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 4, 2021 3:06 PM |
R29, for all the revisionist writing about Liz Phair’s pop album (“actually, it’s a great album— yass queen!”) and its popularity among women and gay men of questionable taste, it really did ruin her career.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 4, 2021 3:31 PM |
"For Madonna, it was going more R&B and pop."
Didn't she actually go less pop for a while? We might not be on the same page regarding her timeline. To me, Bedtime Stories was her very concerted effort to go more R&B and it was pretty damn successful and was still within the perimeter of her best years, if not at the center.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 4, 2021 4:09 PM |
Best years are usually going to end no matter what they do, so it's an interesting discussion about whether a downturn is really caused by a decision or just a natural life cycle. "Not changing it up" is a reason why the best years end - they're doing the same thing and people have seen enough of it and are bored -- it's not novel anymore the thrill is gone. But chasing trends or abrupt reinventions also end best years.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 4, 2021 4:11 PM |
A lot of great artists from the 60s and 70s made two mistakes in the 80s:
-Overuse of artificial & synthesized sounds. Paul McCartney, Stevie Wonder
-Attempting to participate in making music videos. I mean, look at poor Al Jarreau:
by Anonymous | reply 34 | November 4, 2021 4:23 PM |
Using the same old, tired formula that gave you massive hits back in the day, for your new songs that is easily detectable to your long-standing fans. Depeche Mode, Fleetwood Mac, Eagles, - love them but yeah, I can hear the patterns.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | November 4, 2021 4:35 PM |
Surround yourself by yes-men who applaud every bad choice. Despise your audience.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | November 4, 2021 6:17 PM |
Album of songs from the Great American Songbook.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | November 4, 2021 6:46 PM |
Prince. I'm saying this as a die-hard lifelong fan too.
Drug addiction, There were rumors of him being hooked on pills as far back as 1998. That year also happened to be the very first time I was underwhelmed seeing him live (relative to how amazing he was at prior shows).
The other thing would be his conversion over to Jehovah's Witness, sanitizing his music, and becoming all preachy.
Aside from a few flash in the pans, such as the Superbowl performance, pretty much all of his output from 2000 up until his death in 2016 was forgettable imo. He was just treading water and going through the motions. Is anyone really still listening to 3121, NEWS, Lotusflow3r, The Slaughterhouse, Art Official Age, 20Ten, Planet Earth, The Chocolate Invasion, etc... Did you even know these albums existed?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | November 4, 2021 7:24 PM |
Similar to doing a Covers album or a Christmas Songs album--teaming up with younger, famous musicians for a duets record.
Example: Santana and Rob Thomas song "Smooth" from an album in which every song on that Santana record is a duet.
Example: Elton John and Dua Lipa song "Cold Heart"
Example: Duran Duran and Janelle Monae song "Paper Gods" (swing and a miss)
by Anonymous | reply 41 | November 4, 2021 7:33 PM |
[quote]Is anyone really still listening to 3121, NEWS, Lotusflow3r, The Slaughterhouse, Art Official Age, 20Ten, Planet Earth, The Chocolate Invasion, etc... Did you even know these albums existed?
I gotta admit, as I was reading that list, I was thinking exactly that: never heard of any of these, had no idea he'd released so many albums after the early 90s.
[quote]Annie Lennox - now a maudlin, moaning granny
OMG, she is SO boring now. How did that happen?
by Anonymous | reply 42 | November 4, 2021 7:39 PM |
Fleetwood Mac should have gone into the studio after their Rumours world tour and put out another album. Instead, two years later they released Tusk which disappointed many.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | November 4, 2021 7:43 PM |
Todd in the Shadows does a whole series on this type of thing, for those interested. His one on Madonna's American Life is really good:
by Anonymous | reply 44 | November 4, 2021 7:47 PM |
Inserting a rap break in an old song. Steve Miller’s “Fly Like an Eagle” did this, embarrassingly.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | November 4, 2021 7:57 PM |
[quote]no one wants to hear your stripped down, acoustic, slow shit.
I have to say, personally, that my least favourite type of music ever is what I refer to as "whiny men with acoustic guitars"
by Anonymous | reply 48 | November 4, 2021 8:21 PM |
Anything that's too drastic a change from their previous work. Jewels awful screeching whore ballad " Intuition" ruined her career.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | November 4, 2021 8:59 PM |
Collaborations in different genres with some flavor-of-the-month.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | November 4, 2021 9:01 PM |
Butt implants, recycled sacrilege, Mary Kay Letourneau-esque romance.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | November 4, 2021 9:43 PM |
I don't understand the question.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | November 5, 2021 12:37 AM |
When Madonna made her wannabe Nelly Furtado/Timbaland hip hop album “Hard Candy,” shit got bleak. Lyrics like “see my booty get down like… whah” were embarrassing coming from a 50 year old.. And yes, there is an expiration date to sex appeal in women. But don’t tell Madonna that. She’s still telling period jokes on her madame x tour. Bitch hasn’t bled since the aughts.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | November 5, 2021 1:18 AM |
^Hard Candy is a great example. Even before it came out something about it made you suspect it was the tipping point, I guess the whole Madonna hunting down famous and successful of the time producers for her new album, when in the past she'd always sought out more underground talent.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | November 5, 2021 8:17 AM |
Cultural appropriation aside, this seems like a sincere attempt to do something fresh and relevant.
But in the end, Madonna seems to be using the women of color as set decoration.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | November 5, 2021 12:23 PM |
This did go to #1.
But Coldplay, no.
Just no.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | November 5, 2021 12:35 PM |
^^ I hate that “X” collaboration signifier. “Coldplay X BTS”. I see it on Instagram whenever somebody announces a collaboration … could be an actor posing for a fashion shoot, whatever. I get that it’s convenient shorthand, but it seems newfangled and very online, so I hate it.
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