Ed Sheeran Thought He Was Gay Growing Up

Well in fairness I thought I was straight for a while when growing up. Boy was I wrong.

When I look at that picture of him I think I might be straight, but the I look away.

Loving musical theater doesn’t make one feminine.

Alright ed sheeran. You are bisexual and stop fighting it.

What does Man Man Man translate from the Dutch as?

[quote]The man no go up in the homely chub's fat pasty ginger butt with the weepy pink hole any more anymore. Hee hee.

He should just change his name to Pander McPanderson, and stop this ridiculous nonsense. I just detest it when celebrities use deliberate declarations of sexual ambiguity to show how incredibly open-minded they are, how they are also revolutionary outcasts and, most importantly, to get gay people to buy by the truckload whatever it is that they're peddling.

Say less, Edward.

Gay, bi, all I know is he'd benefit from a karotyping.

His music has become blander and blander

What are his pronouns?

Thank God he was wrong. (shudder)

I don't think he grasps the meaning of gay. Did he fantasize about being held by another man. Or even more intimate activity?

R13 - He neglected to mention how he was passed around like a hash pipe when first breaking into the business.

Doesn't he look like he has a small dick?

Pierce Brosnan also thought he was gay, even though he wasn't. I find this weird. These guys must have had zero libido if they relied on secondary characteristics to try and figure out what they were.

British or Gay? Apparently, it’s even hard for even them to fugitive out.

Then all I can say is that record company executives have AWFUL taste, R14. It would be difficult to find a plainer, pudgier, more boring little-Englander type even if they dropped you in the middle of the Cannock Chase.

However, I will concede that he has worked extremely hard to develop his voice. I guess that it gives hope to those among us who cannot sing to save our lives 😂 😂 😂

[quote] Then all I can say is that record company executives have AWFUL taste

Can't say I disagree. They made him a star, after all...

I'm just glad he's finally flopping. His fiery reign of terror seems to be over.

I still think he's gay.

He lived in Jamie Foxx’s house when he was an up and coming musician. I would say that they fucked, but Ed is really unattractive. Many more hot young men in the area.

R18, I read a fantastic article once on Ed Sheeran and Adele, two British artists of the same generation, whose marketing was entirely built around the idea that they weren't your typical popstar pinup. The Susan Boyle effect. Essentially, they were being praised for their looks by the fact they looked like shit.

[quote]What does Man Man Man translate from the Dutch as?

I think it's just a podcast with 3 men

R7, He didn't claim he was sexually ambiguous. He said he thought he was gay because of the stereotyping backwards belief some people have that if you're a man who likes musical theatre or pop culture you must be gay.

Who makes your dick hard? It’s not complicated.

His music is complete shit and he's ugly as fuck.

Next year.

Ed and his questionable anal hygiene, what a fucking loss for us.

“But then, my wife is super pro-women and femininity. And so, as soon as we started dating, my life shifted to that. She plays in a female hockey team. We hang out with all the team. It's very much women empowerment.”

So, he's Gay-ish married to someone who's Dyke-ish, not that uncommon, but r26 really has the right answer. It's not that complicated

One thing to say his music is not flopping. It's still absolutely massive. 2 singles currently in the top ten in the UK and in the US too. He is probably the biggest male music star in the world. He is at least the biggest selling

Well, on this day in Gay History we learned that Kal Penn is Gay, and despite feeling a little Gay growing up, Ed Sheeran is not. Win/win situation as far as I see it.

Is this some kind of new trend, whenever a straight celebrity declares their straightness a Gay celebrity comes out?

I try not to look directly at him.

R13 & R16 I agree, it's somewhat wild to me that so many young people act like those "secondary characteristics" (more like clichés and stereotypes) actually say something about your sexuality. The number of young girls I see, who feel they must be not straight, because they don't like ruffled dresses or something like that. Or young guys, who claim they're "nearly gay" because they have emotions. It not only paints a really weird picture of what is supposed to be feminine and masculine, I also don't get how they use to complicate sexuality.

Maybe he's a Lipstick Lesbian trapped in a man's body. Think about it, his wife is in hockey. She's the top in the relationship anyways.

Ed Sheeran looks like the love child of Sissy Spacey and Chucky.

[quote]I try not to look directly at him.

Seems fair. His wonky eyes make him unable to look directly at anyone.

If he was growing up today, he'd be Edith Sheeran.

We really dont want him at all.

Ugliest cunt whoever lived. With all that money you think he'd do something with himself.

Lose the glasses, lose 20kg, tone up, nose job, dye the hair a light chestnut, tint the lashes and eyebrows, shave daily, get him a stylist, and a personal trainer then he MIGHT be presentable and allowed to be gay.

lol that's basically changing everything about him. I recently saw a photo of him where I thought he could actually have been somewhat cute in a secondary-character-in-a-Jane-Austen-film way. So while he was born with a certain type of face I feel it's mostly his later choices (weight gain, neckbeard, basement dweller style, absolutely horrible tattoos etc.) that ruined whatever potential there might have been.

He’s so ugly.

[quote]Is this some kind of new trend, whenever a straight celebrity declares their straightness a Gay celebrity comes out?

Let's test this theory with a joint Shawn Mendes/Henry Cavill interview.

that's basically changing everything about him.

That's kinda the point

Ugh, the obsession with “identity” will stymie us all

I really don’t know who this is, but between this thread and now this popping up on my news page I find him creepy and repulsive.

He lost me at, "Crumbling like pastries."

He's fugly and can't sing, why is he even a thing?

r47 sure ed, who the fuck would want to see your pasty white doughy little dick surrounded by wiry ginger pubes? yuck!

Is it me, or does he kind of look like later-seasons Ann Romano?

R36 I’m willing to bet that his wife pegs him. He looks the type who loves the strap.

R26 it’s much easier to figure out sexual preference as a man, yes. Ed is talking as if he’s a female, for whom sexual questions are far more elusive and complex to answer.

Thank God some people still use their brain. Any snowflake would've labeled themselves as a clown trend, like "non-binary." Remember peeps, just because you don't have a 100% masculine/feminine traits or hobbies doesn't make you LGBT.