Billy Eichner is so desperate to be objectified for his body!

Why does every out gay man get raked over the coals here? Billy has a fine body and face

He looks like the buttchild of Kevin Spacey and Jon Hamm.

I would hit that. The wonky eye is troubling but I still feel like he can fuck like a rabbit.

He's a little too hairy and femme for my taste, but he's objectively a good-looking man, and he's got a better than average body. Just for his looks alone, he'd be considered a hot catch in the straight world.

Tall, hairy, Jewish.

I could work with that, OP.

[quote] I would hit that. The wonky eye is troubling but I still feel like he can fuck like a rabbit.

[quote]Why does every out gay man get raked over the coals here?

The only thing DL hates more than a closeted gay man is one who is out.

I don't get DL sometimes. I think he is hot as hell.

Sorry OP cannot agree. I would present hole for hours and made sure daddy billy could not walk for a week.

That's a great picture, I'd have sex with him.

r10 so would 99% of DL if that was a guys grindr pic.

His body looks hot from what one can see in that pic. His shtick is too frantic to appeal to me. He could also benefit from some work on that bulbous shnoz.

R11, agreed. He looks fantastic in that picture.

R11, and for the record, I think he looks 10x hotter in that picture than Luke Evans in ANY picture. I don't get why people on DL go nuts for that smelly looking, sun-dried tomato.

Physically, objectively, he's totally my type -- very good looking, beautiful eyes and smile, and great body. But his personality is a MAJOR turn-off -- extroverts who are always on are so exhausting to me, I can tolerate them for about a minute and a half and then I have to remove myself from their presence.

I don't always think he's sexy because of his big schnozz, but he looks great with a beard whicvh minimizes the big nose.

I don't like his comedy (which i find nasty), and to anyone who says I somehow have to like it just because he's gay can fuck right off. (I'm talking to you, r7.) I donl;t have to think someone is funny or talented just because of a shared minority identity.

But I do think he's sexy: he's hairy and tall and works out. And here he's got a nice sweet smile.

DL dream-cum-tru:

"In July 2020, Eichner announced that he and Tom McNulty were developing a film biography of fellow Northwestern University alum Paul Lynde called Man in the Box, with Eichner portraying Lynde."