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Would you ever consider directed or writing a porno?

I would love to - if I could get enough financial backing to do the type of story I'd want. It would need sets, lighting, camerawork, costuming elements and a soundtrack at a professional level.

I'd also need enough money to hire the most beautiful actors possible.

I dislike story-less porn and hate amateurs' stuff, which always has me checking the walls behind them for black mold.

This would be a porn film you could eat off of.

by Anonymousreply 14October 28, 2021 2:27 AM

FF (= fast foward)

Why reinvent the wank?

by Anonymousreply 1October 27, 2021 9:29 PM

OP I so agree. I would love it if someone could make porn with really good plot.

by Anonymousreply 2October 27, 2021 9:29 PM

There are fortunes to made screenwriting adult features, OP!

by Anonymousreply 3October 27, 2021 9:30 PM

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by Anonymousreply 4October 27, 2021 9:31 PM

R4, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by Anonymousreply 5October 27, 2021 9:34 PM

I prefer amateur home made pron. I expect we'll see more of these. I certainly hope so!

by Anonymousreply 6October 27, 2021 9:37 PM

R2 - it wouldn't have much of a story - just a context for the visuals. A penal colony (based somewhat on the Kafka short story) where guards are impeccably dressed and the prisoners are all nude and kept bound and continually aroused. I'd base it off Japanese rope bondage art and "neo-classical" bodybuilder 1940s images and stage it almost as a series of erotic tableaux vivants.

With professional photography and lighting and a moody, threatening score, I think it would be infinitely superior to the "shuck-em-off and-bang-away" bullshit that passes for 98% of porn.

by Anonymousreply 7October 27, 2021 9:38 PM

The last one I wrote was about Okies in the Dust Bowl. You'd never know because, when it reached the screen, the whole thing played on a torpedo boat.

by Anonymousreply 8October 27, 2021 9:40 PM

My complaint with gay porn is not plot but camera angles. Even mediocre performances can be heightened by just the right camera angles. And with boring angles and direction, even hot as fuck performers can't do much.

by Anonymousreply 9October 27, 2021 9:43 PM

Yes! As a photographer working with OnlyFans models it’s what I’m eventually going to do.

It’s just hard because they’re not very reliable people lol.

a lot of guys who want to be porn stars don’t understand the business drive behind it and just want instant gratification with sex. They don’t understand the modeling / performer / entertainer concept, they just see themselves as getting laid.

by Anonymousreply 10October 27, 2021 9:45 PM

R9, totally agree. And while there are some studios such as Bel Ami where the casual approach is front and center (by which I mean the guys hanging out, undressing, joking, a lot of behind-the-scenes scenes) and works for the films, I tend to prefer an approach more akin to that of Kristen Bjorn, whose aesthetic comes closest to what I would be going for.

by Anonymousreply 11October 27, 2021 9:51 PM

Has anyone here actually worked on a porno set in any capacity?

by Anonymousreply 12October 28, 2021 1:51 AM

R10, I'm surprised to hear that. Given the gay-for-pay element in gay porn I'd think the money at least was the driving factor.

by Anonymousreply 13October 28, 2021 1:52 AM

R8, didn't you write Bases Loaded?

by Anonymousreply 14October 28, 2021 2:27 AM
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