Jack Grealish, part five⚽️💭💸🍩

I like this idea.

R1 hahahahaha that’s fucking great I’m obsessed. That has to happen now

imagine he has to try and work out how life worked pre-electricity or indoor plumbing or democracy? The memes alone....

“Sow wot yor saiyin is....mowst peopol just slept in mud ‘uts wiv’pigs n that?... An’ if yow naided uh drink or uh piss, yow ‘ad tuh foind a rivah or uh well?... And naowun ‘ad phones or tellay or loights, sow they just mayde stouff when thaey got bored? ....An’ the King’s the Gaffah ov thuh countray, loike, but ‘ee down’t get vaowted in?”

Too thick and too ADHD to meditate for 5m. Just a silly kid.

Freshman Jack was so funny, can we have her back

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The banjo music playing in the background doesn’t help . . .

Miss Jack plays Crystal Palace tomorrow.

She has a history of dives against them that would put any diva to shame. Intense, massive and dramatic.

Pro-footballer can’t work out FIFA gameplay🙃😌bimbo

It’s so funny that Jack calls Bukayo ‘B’. Very Gossip Girl. Everyone else calls him ‘Saks’.

OT but it’s kind of tragic that gamers are considered legit sports players nowadays :/

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He must be horny all day and every day.

You just defined the essence of a turbo fuck boy R12 and the Jack is the quintessential turbo fuck boy of the moment.

Today's result vs. Palace might have put a damper in Jack's 24/7 horniness. Though I'm sure while pouting and sulking he looks horny.

[quote] Today's result vs. Palace might have put a damper in Jack's 24/7 horniness

R14 maybe until he got dressed and left the Emptihad, and then looked up the LFC-Brighton match on his phone.

That Hendo screamer will keep him busy for a while.

Cutie 🍯

R15 beautiful, I want him deep in me and I want to eat his ass

R17 tell him yourself, Jack, he’ll defo be game😅

My niece just ordered one of the knits from Jack’s collection. His stuff is shockingly cheap—-how much slave labour did it take to manufacture it?

Been a disapppunting week for Jack so far. Watching helplessly as his his old team crumble to ruins, then being told he may not even play in the upcoming Manchester Derby :/

And still it’s better than what Harry Kane’s going through rn

Jack’s in the controversially-expensive Sports Direct advert for Christmas, looking very East 17 in a chavtastic furry white parka.

Emma Radacanu is in the ad, as well—do we reckon she smashed?

The way Frauen and old ladies are publicly begging for his sweaty boxers🙈I can’t I hAve tO gO

Him & Hendo just look as if they fit right together, like they belong as a couple. Cant figure out why, they just sort of do. Like it makes sense but on some primal level.

Full Sports Direct ad is out.

Least the stylist knew what they were doing with Jack, picking out a distracting furry hood for him and giving him white clothes to accentuate the tan. Still, the poor kid is never beating those massive head accusations, is he...

Declan Rice looks good in this, even though he is only given a few seconds in awful gloomy lighting to ‘act’ and has to pull a miserable face doing it. He’s had a glow-up recently. I barely even noticed his ears.

Jordan Pickford on the other hand looks deranged and not at all attractive, when actually he can do at certain angles. Why didn’t they get him to do a snuggly bit with his boyfriend Stonesy, instead of this forced weird awkward pranky moment with Jack?

Mason is adorable at the end, making his snow angel. Precious tiny twink.

Staeye anüvah daeye.....

R23 They make a stunning couple

OT but Hendo was looking quite delicious in all sorts of different fits while doing his GQ Gala shoot last week.

Wonder how Jack coped with it, knowing his man was looking like -that- in the company of many other beautiful famous expensive people?

Grealo was on the bench Wednesday cos secretly he’s still a die hard Man Utd fan

either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain etc

me to jack whenever she dives: did u break ur leg sucking a dick

Sluuuuuuuuuut

I don’t have Jack on IG so I didn’t get screenshots of this, but apparently last night he posted stories of a night out with his old school mates, and said mates are these absolutely dench fit scally guys who were basically buying him (the £100m player...) drinks all night.

The lady really is a tramp.

He posted a story on Instagram on Thursday or Friday, a picture of him and Kyle Walker on the training pitch and a caption they were engaging in a shooting competition, and my mind initiallly thought cum shooting competition rather than goal shooting.

R32 Jack would beat Walks at a cumshoot, hands down. Not only is he younger and fitter, he’s also got more spunk saved up.

Kyle’s stocks are lower, and what dribbles he has he wastes on the Lauryn Goodmans of this world. Plus he seems to me like he has low T or something, he’s kind of beta. Jack himself is a girlish spicey type but still more masc than Walks.

He’d look so delicious getting plowed wide and deep by Danny Ings.

Wonder if Danny was ever tempted by that lovely arse constantly waving in his face all over the dressing-room in their time at Villa....

The Sun already seeding a potential ship between high schooler tennis princess Emma Radacnu with Jack I see....🚫

For her own sake and respectability I hope they never cross paths. Or that she’s a massive dyke.

Jonathan Wilson at The Guardian should comp and credit me for stealing my thinkpiece from months ago, about Jack being signed to the wrong Manchester club.

It’s there in our archive, that I literally wrote a screed on the matter in the first Grealish thread we had, and this Guardian cunt has just copypasted over half of it into his own article.

Journos these days are stealing a living.

Jack posted a story on his Instagram earlier today drawing upon his sweet side, a picture of him cuddling his pet dog in bed. Fetching, but more sweet than slutty.

R37 yes, it was a sweet story. Jack looks shattered, though.

It arrived time back at SGP winter camp, for the last two World Cup quali matches for England.

Walking in the door, Jack didn’t look very open to hearing what Southgate had to say to him. It looked a tense conversation. Mind you, going out on a weekend bender with mates, plastering it all over social media, and then showing up hungover for duty less than a day later isn’t what’s expected for an England senior starter. Hendo won’t be impressed either.

[quote] Wonder if Danny was ever tempted by that lovely arse constantly waving in his face all over the dressing-room in their time at Villa....

But Villa didn’t sign Ings till Jack left?

R40 oh really? Didn’t know that, thanks for the correction.

Don’t really bother keeping a close eye on AVFC outside of Midlands Derbies tbf, more of a West Brom fan me😈

[quote] Jack posted a story on his Instagram earlier today drawing upon his sweet side

oh u mean the same ‘sweet side’ that had him scrolling socials liking Man City content all the way through the anniversary night in planned by his gf? online fangirls busted his activity🤣🤣🤣little prick was probably even texting in bed that night lmao

love to admire and him and his beautiful arse but my gods he must be a piece of work irl

Anyway, back to our scheduled programming 👸 🍑

R43 thank you for the main course

Jack at confession like a good Irish-catholic lad: forgive me God cos I’m back on my bollocks areni

curvy lads who play one-touch football

call that thicki taka

Apparently this is the gyal Jack’s been creeping with. IG users caught him liking her posts a few days after his anniversary with Sash. Classy😒

R47, that girl is the quintessential slam pig.

^^aint she too skinny to fit the profile?😆

Sadly, putting all the pieces together, it’s pretty much confirmed that Jack’s one of the antivaxxers in the England squad.

He’s been RTing antivax posts, and since getting to SGP a couple of days ago he & Declan Rice have been forced to train apart from the rest of the team (waiting for their PCR results). That’s probably also why Jack was seen getting chastised by Gareth when he arrived.

Such a pretty body. He could have been a danseur in another life.