My Chips Were The Wrong Shape
Last night I went to a small hotel and ate in their restaurant. They gave me chips and they were the wrong shape. Just awful. The owner of the hotel had the nerve to tell me they were the right shape as the chef was continental. I don't know why they couldn't get an English one.
Then he condescendingly asks me if he can get me anything else, so I asked for some bread and salad cream, and he po ints to mayonnaise. So I told him "Hey stupid, I asked for salad cream." My mother asked him why they don't have proper salad cream and he was very sarcastic.
We will be checking out soon, what should I do?
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | October 28, 2021 4:15 PM
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What should you do? Drown yourself in a full septic tank or jump in front of a moving train or drink some Drano-so many choices. Get steppin' your expiration date is passed.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 27, 2021 3:56 PM
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Oh honey, we have a place for you!
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 27, 2021 3:59 PM
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Demand a room with a better view...the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, or maybe a herd of wildebeests
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 27, 2021 4:03 PM
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You stupid stuck-up, toffee-nosed, half-witted, upper-class piles of pus!
What shape do you normally have? Mickey Mouse shape? Smarty shape? Amphibious landing craft shape? Poke in the eye shape?
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 27, 2021 4:06 PM
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OP, are you still sitting at the table waiting for us to give you a witty retort? Best take your leave and withdraw graciously.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 27, 2021 4:06 PM
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R5 are you Gordon Ramsey?
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 27, 2021 4:07 PM
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[quote]We will be checking out soon
For good?
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 27, 2021 4:09 PM
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[quote] We will be checking out soon, what should I do?
Check into a larger tall hotel cover yourself in salad cream and jump off the roof. Please.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 27, 2021 4:09 PM
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[quote]… what should I do?
Not post boring ESTs in the first place
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 27, 2021 4:16 PM
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Op, the only option seems to be for you to stick a chip up your arse. Then put vinegar on another one and stick it up your arse too. Keep repeating the process until all of those upsetting chips are no longer on your plate to perturb you.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 27, 2021 4:16 PM
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Your potato chips...darlin, just ask for another bag......
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 27, 2021 4:21 PM
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I always say, 'Hey stupid bring me the salad cream.' Then the waiter says, 'Hey asshole suck my dick.' It works every time.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 27, 2021 4:23 PM
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Do you really not understand that OP is quoting from an episode of Fawlty Towers? With all the eldergays on this site, I can't imagine it isn't in your top ten programs of all time
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 27, 2021 7:56 PM
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Wait 'til he learns that (loo) paper is dispensed by the sheet upon request!
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 27, 2021 8:01 PM
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OP, you should immediately go back to Great Britain. And stay there.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 27, 2021 8:07 PM
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[quote] Do you really not understand that OP is quoting from an episode of Fawlty Towers? With all the eldergays on this site, I can't imagine it isn't in your top ten programs of all time
I did not. Never saw the show. Not even once.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 27, 2021 8:44 PM
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Here you go: Watch for Basil at the very end...Hilarious
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | October 27, 2021 10:23 PM
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It’s amazing how many people on this thread are clueless to OP’s reference!
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | October 27, 2021 11:11 PM
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Tell us the ping pong story again, Gloria.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | October 27, 2021 11:18 PM
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Why would anyone know, R23? Only 12 episodes were even made. Lots of opportunity for many, many, people not to know about Fawlty Towers.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | October 27, 2021 11:20 PM
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My favorite episode is the Nazi one. Brutal and hilarious.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | October 27, 2021 11:38 PM
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You’ll have to sew them back on first!
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | October 28, 2021 1:30 AM
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Did any resemble the Virgin Mary, or Jesus?
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | October 28, 2021 1:37 AM
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R23 Just amazing! You really are so cool to get it!
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | October 28, 2021 1:55 AM
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The wack on the head was classic.
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | October 28, 2021 4:03 PM
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Don't mind OP. He's from Barcelona.
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | October 28, 2021 4:15 PM
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