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Untalented performers who got ahead because of their spouse's pull

The supposed model for the archetype of this, Susan Alexander, Marion Davies, the mistress of William Randolph Hearst (the undisputed model for Charles Foster Kane), actually only sort of applies: most film critics agree that she was genuinely a fine comedienne in the silents she made before Hearst formed Cosmopolitan Pictures mostly for starring vehicles for her, which unfortunately were dramatic historical pictures (because Hearst loved to see her in period costume) in which she was incompetent

Better examples might be:

*Vera Hruba Ralston, married to the Republic studio chief, who could speak English almost only phonetically

*Barbara Bosson, unlovely and untalented wife of powerful TV producer Steve Bochco

*Sherri Moon Zombie, wife of Rob Zombie

by Anonymousreply 62November 8, 2021 11:14 PM

Pia Zadora and Leslie Mann are the first to come to mind.

by Anonymousreply 1October 27, 2021 7:04 AM

I can't think of anyone.

by Anonymousreply 2October 27, 2021 7:10 AM

Oh, c'mon. YOKO ONO

THREAD CLOSED!

by Anonymousreply 3October 27, 2021 7:15 AM

Lorraine Gary, fabulous action star of "Jaws: The Revenge" and wife of the head of Universal Sidney Sheinberg.

by Anonymousreply 4October 27, 2021 7:33 AM

Kamala Harris

by Anonymousreply 5October 27, 2021 7:43 AM

Some would argue Leslie Mann is a good actress. What about Bo Derek?

by Anonymousreply 6October 27, 2021 8:13 AM

apparently Oprah bought thousands of copies of one of Stedmans' books (and had them stored in a warehouse) so that it would become a bestseller.

by Anonymousreply 7October 27, 2021 8:16 AM

Steadman writes words?

by Anonymousreply 8October 27, 2021 2:17 PM

Yoko Ono owns this thread, followed by Hillary Clinton

by Anonymousreply 9October 27, 2021 2:20 PM

Hilaria Baldwin still posing and clicking castanets as I write.

by Anonymousreply 10October 27, 2021 2:26 PM

Tina Fey’s husband

by Anonymousreply 11October 27, 2021 2:29 PM

Rita Wilson

by Anonymousreply 12October 27, 2021 2:31 PM

Melania Trump, soft core porn nobody illegally working to First Lady.

by Anonymousreply 13October 27, 2021 2:34 PM

The misunderstood Marion Davies was a gifted actress and comedienne in silent and early sound movies. It's true that her powerful patron Hearst wanted her to be seen as a great actress in dramatic roles, but she resisted his efforts and retired from the screen early to take care of him. She was highly regarded in Hollywood society and was quite active on the social scene until her death.

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by Anonymousreply 14October 27, 2021 2:50 PM

Kate Capshaw, who had the good sense to retire from the screen after landing Spielberg.

by Anonymousreply 15October 27, 2021 2:51 PM

Markle. Not only endlessly promoting Harry's title for all she can get but previous husband Trevor pulled strings and called in favors to get her the part on Suits.

by Anonymousreply 16October 27, 2021 2:59 PM

Rita Wilson is ridiculous and should've been considered a has-been decades ago. However, since she's Mrs. Tom Hanks people insist on pretending she's relevant.

by Anonymousreply 17October 27, 2021 3:07 PM

David Arquette

by Anonymousreply 18October 28, 2021 1:16 AM

You did say spouses, right?

by Anonymousreply 19October 28, 2021 1:21 AM

Anne Turkel

Trish Van Devere

by Anonymousreply 20October 28, 2021 1:42 AM

Tom Arnold

Michael Ansara

Jennifer Jones

by Anonymousreply 21October 28, 2021 2:19 AM

What am I, chopped liver?

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by Anonymousreply 22October 28, 2021 2:27 AM

Would there have been a Sonny without Cher?

by Anonymousreply 23October 28, 2021 3:10 AM

How does Yoko Ono own this thread? She’s had 50 years of music and has sold about 40 records worldwide.

by Anonymousreply 24October 28, 2021 3:32 AM

Sheila Allen, who always got a dramatic monologue in one of hubby Irwin Allen's disaster pics.

To that list, add Selma Archerd, wife of Variety columnist Army Archerd. A part for Selma meant a mention in Army's column.

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by Anonymousreply 25October 28, 2021 3:50 AM

I really want to say Sondra Locke, but she was actually good in The Heart is a Lonely Hunter. So why did she suck out loud in Clint's movies?

(And yes, I realize they never married.)

by Anonymousreply 26October 28, 2021 4:14 AM

Courtney Love

by Anonymousreply 27October 28, 2021 4:17 AM

I would have said Tom Arnold....but he ended up giving a few good performances long after Roseanne dumped him. Also, seasons 3 thru 6 of their series was the best, mostly because of his writing contributions.

by Anonymousreply 28October 28, 2021 6:45 AM

Hillary Clinton is a good one. Strangely considered the presumptive next Democratic POTUS in wating for over a decade despite having never won a competitive election or even holding elected office until after she was FLOTUS.

by Anonymousreply 29October 28, 2021 6:53 AM

Marion Davies carried Hearst financially, not the other way around.

She was already a big success before he tried to guide her career. I just watched one of her fun early talkies, "Blondie of the Follies". It's basically a silent film in its style, but with plenty of dialogue and a very good cast. Marion is wonderful.

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by Anonymousreply 30October 28, 2021 6:55 AM

Thirty posts and no mention of Norma Shearer?!

Does her biggest fan (Zak) still post on Datalounge?

by Anonymousreply 31October 28, 2021 6:58 AM

Kelly Preston before she kicked the bucket.

by Anonymousreply 32October 28, 2021 7:04 AM

Norma Shearer was already a star before she married Thalberg. And she was good in Silent and Pre-Code movies.

Don't judge her solely on The Women, which was a thankless sapppy role that she didn't want to do in the first place. Her movies before and after, Marie Antoinette and Escape, are great classics.

by Anonymousreply 33October 28, 2021 7:27 AM

Shearer was a star but not the biggest. Without Thalberg she never would've been the first choice for all the studio's most prestigious roles.

by Anonymousreply 34October 28, 2021 7:29 AM

Thank God OP didn't say sibling.

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by Anonymousreply 35October 28, 2021 7:30 AM

[quote]Kelly Preston before she kicked the bucket.

What are you talking about? Kelly was acting way before she married John Travolta.

Some of you need to gather the facts before posting.

by Anonymousreply 36October 28, 2021 7:48 AM

Linda McCartney

by Anonymousreply 37October 28, 2021 7:53 AM

Sharon Osbourne

by Anonymousreply 38October 28, 2021 8:00 AM

Sharon Osbourne's late father was Ozzy's manager, she basically took over her father's job.

Honestly, facts are everything.

Do you only know Sharon as a reality show 'star'?!

by Anonymousreply 39October 29, 2021 8:09 PM

[quote] Strangely considered the presumptive next Democratic POTUS in wating for over a decade despite having never won a competitive election

She competed against Rick Lazio for the US Senate in 2000 and against John Spencer in 2006, and won both times.

by Anonymousreply 40October 29, 2021 8:14 PM

[quote] Marion Davies carried Hearst financially, not the other way around.

That only happened once, and it was because she gave him back money (and sold jewels) he had already given her.

by Anonymousreply 41October 29, 2021 8:33 PM

[quote] Would there have been a Sonny without Cher?

Absolutely. He was the driving force behind their initial stardom, and wrote some of their songs together and also put together their act and then put together their TV show. Cher was only able to go off on her own after he had established them twice as stars.

by Anonymousreply 42October 29, 2021 8:35 PM

The monster ME from monticeto.

by Anonymousreply 43October 29, 2021 8:51 PM

Or rather the Florence Jenkins of Montecito....

by Anonymousreply 44October 29, 2021 8:53 PM

Actor Ice-T's wife, actress Coco Wilson.

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by Anonymousreply 45October 29, 2021 8:54 PM

r45: That's a MAN, baby!

by Anonymousreply 46October 29, 2021 9:15 PM

It's spelled "Sheri" Moon Zombie. Only one "R" yet everyone always uses two.

by Anonymousreply 47October 29, 2021 9:39 PM

Leslie MANN.

by Anonymousreply 48October 29, 2021 9:41 PM

[quote]Rita Wilson

[quote]Rita Wilson is ridiculous and should've been considered a has-been decades ago. However, since she's Mrs. Tom Hanks people insist on pretending she's relevant.

Winner!

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by Anonymousreply 49October 29, 2021 9:42 PM

Kate Siegel

by Anonymousreply 50October 29, 2021 9:43 PM

[quote]How does Yoko Ono own this thread? She’s had 50 years of music and has sold about 40 records worldwide.

[quote]I would have said Tom Arnold....but he ended up giving a few good performances long after Roseanne dumped him. Also, seasons 3 thru 6 of their series was the best, mostly because of his writing contributions.

Yoko Ono, Hillary Clinton and Tom Arnold don’t belong on this list... and Hillary Clinton isn't a performer anyway.

by Anonymousreply 51October 29, 2021 9:44 PM

RE: Sharon Osbourne

[quote]Sharon Osbourne's late father was Ozzy's manager, she basically took over her father's job.

RE: Hillary Clinton

[quote]She competed against Rick Lazio for the US Senate in 2000 and against John Spencer in 2006, and won both times.

RE: Sonny Bono

[quote]Absolutely. He was the driving force behind their initial stardom, and wrote some of their songs together and also put together their act and then put together their TV show. Cher was only able to go off on her own after he had established them twice as stars.

I’m surprised people don’t know these things… and that multiple people have given these false conclusions WW votes.

by Anonymousreply 52October 29, 2021 9:49 PM

[quote] She competed against Rick Lazio for the US Senate in 2000 and against John Spencer in 2006, and won both times.

Yes, so after she became First Lady, if you bothered to read what you were replying to.

by Anonymousreply 53November 8, 2021 1:29 PM

Dean McDermott?

Or is he too talented to qualify?

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by Anonymousreply 54November 8, 2021 1:35 PM

And she sucked and she was over in about 1989, then Pulp Fiction happened.

by Anonymousreply 55November 8, 2021 1:44 PM

r32 if you watch THE CAT IN THE HAT (or pieces of it, its unwatchable as a movie and mind boggling/incredible for a few scenes at a time due to the visuals), Kelly Preston is the only actor in that movie who seems to understand the movie they're making. She was an OK actress.

by Anonymousreply 56November 8, 2021 3:33 PM

[quote] Some would argue Leslie Mann is a good actress. What about Bo Derek?

I dislike Mann as an actress. But, I thought she gave a decent performance in Welcome to Marwen.

by Anonymousreply 57November 8, 2021 8:30 PM

Fran McD

by Anonymousreply 58November 8, 2021 8:40 PM

R27 Courtney Love is way more talented than not just Kurt but all of Nirvana.

by Anonymousreply 59November 8, 2021 8:41 PM

Hmmm...I still don't believe Sonny Bono could have made it as an entertainer on his own. Maybe as a songwriter or producer, but not as a singer.

by Anonymousreply 60November 8, 2021 8:44 PM

That is an excellent joke, Courtney @R59! Thank you for coming to DL!

Now, seriously, it's impossible not to laugh at the nonsense written above. Courtney cannot sing AT ALL, herr only good songs were co-written by Billy Corgan, Linda Perry and Charlotte Caffey, she's a barely passable actress and she's always been a hideous freak - the plastic surgery hasn't made her anywhere near pretty.

The only things she has ever achieved are marrying Court Cobain, playing herself in The People vs. Larry Flynt and surviving the insane amounts of drugs that she's pumped into her body. At this point in time, she's probably immune to every disease known to mankind (especially the venereal ones) thanks to all the chemicals in her blood.

Now that we're mentioning untalented people whose significant others made their careers, I nominate Jennifer Lopez - she was a second rate actress destined to have a merely passable career, but she then started fucking that clown P Diddy and he turned her into a music star, which in turn raised her acting profile.

by Anonymousreply 61November 8, 2021 9:07 PM

[quote]Now that we're mentioning untalented people whose significant others made their careers, I nominate Jennifer Lopez - she was a second rate actress destined to have a merely passable career, but she then started fucking that clown P Diddy and he turned her into a music star, which in turn raised her acting profile.

Hi Mariah! You're one to talk...

by Anonymousreply 62November 8, 2021 11:14 PM
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