Do you like this farmer?

Hot. But I doubt he's a real farmer.

Stick it in!

I feel for the cows having to be exposed to that. One of the cows looks perplexed. "What the moo?" she seems to be thinking.

R3 It's pasture bed time

He’s ready to be milked.

Is he from Argentina?

Fine as fuck

Aye caramba!

Slaughter me baby!

[quote] Is he from Argentina?

Why do you ask?

Poor cows all penned up

Me gusta mucho! Quiero su leche.

R9, genuinely curious. Plus Argentina is known for their... beef.

Very hot

I'd consider it if he'd quit sashaying with that spade fork of his for a sec.

That's not a farmer, it's just some exhibitionist with a big dick.

How gullible are you guys?

I would be concerned that he gets a hard on when he's around cows and a pitchfork.

I mean it's hard to keep this outfit clean.

R15 next you’re gonna tell me that Sarah Michelle Gellar wasn’t really a vampire slayer.

He hasn't shaved his pubes, so it's easy to tell he's not straight.

Will that farmer come to the fat farm I call ‘my basement’.

Whoever posted the video "borrowed" it from someone else. The original guy has accounts on the various social media sites including Reddit and goes by the name Draconblue

He’s American and he posts a lot on Reddit under r/ladybonersgw (under u/Draconblue).

I’m inclined to think he really lives on a farm because he’s been posting from a rural area for years now. Also, at one point he indicated he had a girlfriend, but they broke up at some point. He stopped posting earlier in the year, but came back with a vengeance this past summer…and has even started an OnlyFans.

Honey,Id let him pin me to the floor with that pitchfork and let him fuck me till the cows passed out from shock.

That big needle would never get lost in that haystack.

Is this a bestiality thread?

Green Acres is the place to be.

Are there more videos?

Thanks r21!

He shows a little hole in this one.

I'm in love.

What does he farm?

I would like to bury my face in his bush after a long day of work.

Why is he uncut if he’s American?

R31: didn't a lot of parents stop circumcizing after a certain era?

I wanna taste his milk.

R31 There are plenty of uncut Americans. I should know. I have had most of them.

I'd like to get all dirty roaming around his pigpen.

He's hot yet appealingly awkward. In the OP I thought he was going to break out in a little dance with his pitchfork.

He seems dumb, so you know he fucks REALLY good. Like one video he has his hard dick out while using a chainsaw.

I wonder if he can spell his own name.

Why Rose, when did you get here?

[quote] He seems dumb, so you know he fucks REALLY good. Like one video he has his hard dick out while using a chainsaw.

Oh noes, did he cut it off?

more please!

At least he's not mutilated.

What a shame that he's straight! A woman wouldn't even know what to do with all that ass and cock

WHORES!!!!

I like that he's at attention.

He can stick it in my silo anytime!

I usually love waspy white guys but I find him kinda gross.

Does he really count as Waspy?

I could do without the winks and I wish he had a hairier body but...yeah...there's a lot to like.

Big old daddy dick. Hot natural athletic looking body. No stupid tatts.

Hands free cumming is always a treat.

I'm not sure about his farmer status. Real farmers generally don't have much time to make sex videos. And, where did that inground pool come from?

Real farmers do not have inground pools. At least where I come from.

I love the mole on his creamy white ass.

In Russia, babushka kill covid

That's one nice, hard cock.

I'd plow him. I wouldn't want his fish-hook like penis to get caught in my ass.

He's not my type, but why is he hard while mucking out some cows? Red flag or what!

His trademark is walking into the camera frame with an erection. He's never, ever flaccid.

[quote]He's never, ever flaccid.

Well neither was I when I was in my 20s.

[quote]Do you like this farmer?

Dunno. Need a better view of his dell.

He's physically gorgeous yet face is only ok, big tasty hard dick but phimosis, dumb as hair and an exhibitionist. The lord giveth and taketh away.

hot!

Be careful with that pitchfork...

First dibs!

With that hard on, I guess he will be going to the sheep shed, next.

Oh, good heavens. Look at that runway walk and the pose he makes before he picks up the fork. Oh man, this man lives on the catwalk. Look at that wink he gives the camera. He knows what he is doing.

Idk why but I think he is gross. Big no no.

R63 Bitch, please. Like anyone cares what your gross ass thinks

R63, put a little 'shit on his shingle' and you might perk up!

He walks like he's in high heels.

I've DONE the naked-with-erection barn walk in heels.

It's dangerous.

he's got a TON of short videos of his delicious exhibitionism. Google Draconblue

TTN, where on earth do you find these videos?

here is a compilation

R64 Sorry I’m not as thirsty for anything with a cock as you are.

He's got a cutecumber!

Like you have any options r70

Oh come on there's no way he's straight. Straight guys don't post hole.

Bonner Bolton did r73

King

If it's good for the cows, it's certainly good for me!

sexy slut

Great. Now I’m completely hard and horny for the hunky nudist farmer guy.

[quote]Oh come on there's no way he's straight. Straight guys don't post hole.

See r18. Guys with that ripped bodybuilder look removes all the hair on their bodies.

He can plow my fields, or explore my corn hole…

FWIW, most popular porn posters on Reddit spam multiple boards, even gay onee, to get their content out there. He exclusively posts on r/ladybonergw and r/MassiveCock, which have large female populations. Also, a few years ago he mentioned his then girlfriend filmed some of his content.

I'm usually first in line to accuse anyone of being gay, but he only rarely and barely shows hole and his overall posting patterns indicate he's straight. Also, I was convinced he's American, but based on the settings he posts from he's either in the upper Midwest of the US or somewhere in a rural area of Canada.

He can handle a hoe!

he's a hottie

He's an attention hoe..

I think he's from Quebec.

Also, that video of him walking on camera and then just ejaculating is weird...I have never understood guys who cum so casually, like his expression doesn't demonstrate at all that he's having an orgasm. It's like it's nothing.

It is nothing if you have them regularly r86

Beautiful body. Butterface.

Do I like him?

I love him!

Was he raised in a barn?

HOLY COW!!

He's awfully pale for someone who would be outdoors a lot.

R18 Yeah, cause straight men are known for shaving their privates. Nooot.

He's not Prince Charming but I wouldn't say he's a butterface.

R93 Privates? Such language, Rose.

How does he cum without touching himself?

R96, don't be so naive. He likely edges himself until shortly before filming.

R71 = Hilaria Baldwin, horny

Why hasn't the DL Mole Patrol not commented? Is he not aware of this thread or did his head explode when he saw that thing on the farmer's ass?

Ugh, sorry about the double negative. Oh, dear myself.

Delivery pickup!

He seems to be on the spectrum.

All Twitter is any more is Stuart from MADtv going “look at what I can do! “

Farmer John.

Since he has “an” onlyfans, does anyone know if it’s worth it? Does he ever jerk off at the absolute minimum or is it more of the Twitter videos?

So polite...tipping his "hat".

Farmer?

Bunkhouse bottom!

He reminds me of Aaron Rodgers

His Twitter account says he's 33.

I suspect he is Canadian. Or, if he's American, then he's probably from New England.

What's "butterface" about him? He has a fine, masculine face.

I'd sit on it.

He must spend a fortune on sunscreen.

Based on the interiors of his house, I'm guessing he's straight. (Most of the time.)

He's such a dork. But he has a hot body.

Jt would be hotter if he ditched the boots.

Not everyone on this site is a fucking bottom OP. No one plows me.

R113 has stated her boundaries…hysterically.

"No one wants to plow me"

Fixted it for you R113 .

Looks like R85 is right…he is from Quebec. The box he picks up in the clip at R101 is from a wood chip supplier exclusively sold in Quebec, Canada.

This month's Dick Tracy award goes to Miss R116!

Of course he’s from Quebec. Americans would not be so vulgar or so free with their body.

He’s frankly disgusting! And old too.

The cows seem completely unimpressed.

How many cm is his cock? (8" = 20cm)

R21, did he break up with his girlfriend? Or did he BREAK his girlfriend?

There's a reason why he never smiles, isn't there?

He wouldn't be able to make it all the way to the camera if I was around. I'd run to him, tackle him down, toss the pitchfork and suck him dry, and then again.

Oh fuck, he’s hot. I’d let him breed me and seed me every day of the week.

The cows are udderly mesmerized.

I like him. I think his face is very characterful and he has a great body. The silence, the work situations and the nice hard cock are all a turn-on.

he seems kind of stoic about his own arousal, which is a very unique and intriguing thing. As of he's just having orgasms continually and has learned to deal with them.

[quote][R18] Yeah, cause straight men are known for shaving their privates. Nooot.

all my pussy-whipped straight friends shave themselves bald, so fuck off

R128 is triggered

Are there any videos of him hooking up with other guys?

That is some of the weirdest performance art I have seen. That headshake he does, like, "uh huh! " cracked me up.

I wonder if he has a sexy Frenchy accent!

Does he like Celine Dion?

I actually like his ass better than his cock.

R133 It's the adorably Gallic mole on his butt.

Like a cherry on a sundae!

Hot as hell! Damn! Body, face, dick.

But, walking around with a bouncy boner in smelly, kinda dangerous settings isn’t really a turn on to me, personally (cow shit!) Not a turn-off, just kind of a buzz kill. He definitely seems straight and, as others have mentioned, mentally a little “off.”

Likely lonely

That's a big truck.

This one makes me anxious.

he's admirably hard

[quote]But, walking around with a bouncy boner in smelly, kinda dangerous settings isn’t really a turn on to me, personally (cow shit!) Not a turn-off, just kind of a buzz kill

Well he's selling a fantasy for the internet, of course IRL these things would turn off most people off. It must be nice way to make extra money while being a big dicked exhibitionist and doing farm chores all at the same time!

it shows that he's (a) hard (worker)

I prefer this one

go for it

He does seem a bit awkward and clumsy. Notice how he reaches for the axe at r138 and misses. He seemed similarly unassured in other videos. But I still think he's perfection and would eat his ass til the cows came home.

r144 The cows are already home, you must've done a good job. How about some details?

kiss and tell

R145 Ha!

10 times out of 10, if someone consistently doesn't show they're teeth, it's because they're jacked up. Since he lives in a rural area of Canada's most European province, I suppose his teeth must be particularly frightening. Why did you people have to point it out? Now I find myself focusing on his mouth...

Why is shoveling cow shit giving him an erection?

r148, for me, it's a major dealbreaker: when I see a hot guy linked here or elsewhere and they're not smiling or showing their teeth, I assume the worst, and immediately search the name of the person plus "smiling" on google.

In this case, my concern was raised when it was revealed that he's from Quebec, which, like the UK and France, has seemingly rejected orthodontics.

Dentition stalking loon^

[quote] if someone consistently doesn't show they're teeth,

Oh, DEAR!

They’re teeth

They’re big

They’re SEXY

He certainly can maintain an erection.

He has a novel way of spreading seed.

he gets the "what I did during covid" award

. . . and I would like to reap what he sows

Im a big "good teeth" person but in cases like his,if the teeth are bad I just ignore them . That being said,theres zero proof the man has bad teeth but this queen just deems it to be so !

He's got a great body (love that ass!) and he's handsome. Maybe not everyone's cup of tea but fuck the bitches on here who love to mock everyone.

Nice body but that face can stop roadkill.

He's got good wood for his age but its not exactly rock hard 20 yo wood.

Why do y'all think he's on the spectrum?

Because the entire set up is rigid, repetitive and bizarre.

Well, his setup is certainly more creative than your typical OnlyFans whore, jerking it in his bedroom.

agreed! There's nothing WRONG with him being an aspie. I as the first to suggest it. I've had some aspie fuckbuddies who were very let's say satisfying.

What do these airhead exhibitionists do when they're old and have zero skills?

Hope he's investing whatever money he's been making from his dick and porn vids. Somehow I doubt it.

Seriously.

R166 Farming. Duh

[quote][R166] Farming. Duh

Duh, he's NOT a farmer.

How gullible are you?

R167, right. I think it's probably pretty obvious that he actually owns a small farm and does this for amusement/cash on the side.

And I think that's pretty ballsy, actually. In more than the literal sense of the term, although that too.

The milking machine labors to drain him fully each morning.

[quote] [R167], right. I think it's probably pretty obvious that he actually owns a small farm and does this for amusement/cash on the side.

If he owns a farm then word would get around pretty quickly that this is the farm with the owner who does porn online.

I think it’s sexy as hell to walk around your own working farm naked and erect. Plus there’s the chance someone will see you. What a thrill. You own this place. You can do whatever you want to with no societal restraints.

I’d like him to have a fuller bush, but I’d be wrapping my tongue around his cock every milking time. He’s hot as hell.

He has a very French face.

He looks like Ryan Gosling.

[quote] If he owns a farm then word would get around pretty quickly that this is the farm with the owner who does porn online.

He obviously doesn't care. I mean seriously, are you claiming it's more plausible he just visits random farms doing farm work naked? There's obviously a possibility he's hired help or visits a friend's farm but he might just as well own the place. The farmers I've known are pretty stubborn and independent people who do whatever the fuck they like which is why I don't question at all him being a real farmer.

Lol at all the people who think he's a farmer. He gives me zero farmer vibes. He's just a porn actor acting the role.

R173 Is that slang for tard face?

Farmer jean is man of the Year

He's posted for years, operating farm equipment and doing things around a farm. If he's not a farmer, he has close friends or family members who are, because he's definitely not sneaking onto farms or renting equipment to make videos that were free prior to him starting an OF account.

I think it's refreshing farmboys have found sexual outlets that don't involve sexually abusing animals. Logan Wall is another prolific Twitter/Reddit/OnlyFans model who appears to live on a farm.

sexy times

[quote]Nice body but that face can stop roadkill.

Isn't roadkill pretty much always stopped already?

Not once Pa grabs ‘er up for tonight’s supper.

He better watch it around farm animals that bite.

Animals are smart and they know what's going on with him. They probably snark about him.

This dude likely films his porn clips at a friend's farm. The real farmer is probably getting a cut of the porn profits or could be his fuck buddy.

It's hilarious that so many here actual think he's an actual farmer. Lmao

he looks good to me

[quote] It's hilarious that so many here actual think he's an actual farmer. Lmao

Why exactly?

I mean, if its believable that he has a friend who is a farmer who allows him to do these videos on his farm, why is it so far-fetched he is a farmer who does these videos on his own farm? I don't get that there is any reason to think he isn't a farmer.

That fact he appears quite Aspieish makes me believe he may really be a farm worker. THey're not exactly known for their strong social skills

R168, if he's NOT a farmer he sure has put a lot of time and effort into pretending to be one.

R189 Every “content creator” needs some kind of niche to stand out from the others.

Aren’t you special

I think R168 is mildly retarded. With absolutely no proof to the contrary ,he just KNOWS the hot stud is not a farmer.

[quote] Lol at all the people who think he's a farmer. He gives me zero farmer vibes. He's just a porn actor acting the role.

He seems more of an exhibitionist who's learned to monetize his passion.

I could care less if he’s a real farmer or not. I just enjoy.

^^^ Which means you care more R194

[quote] I could care less

If you could, you should.

R194 It's COULDN'T care less, dumbass

r197, take a lesson from r196.

Anyone who thinks this guy is pulling some elaborate scam pretending to be a farmer is fucking retarded. He’s a real farmer, deal with it

Someone should ask him on his OnlyFans what type of farming he does (or claims to do)...

Ah, DL has finally discovered Draconblue and true to form, certain posters are utterly convinced he’s NOT a REAL farmer.

Looking at you, R1 and R15 and all the morons who gave those posts W&Ws.

Yes, it’s just so “obvious” he’s not a real farmer, because….

….

….

R291 Unjustified paranoia is often a symptom of senile dementia, which would explain r1 and r15

Dear Lord in Heaven!

[quote] This one makes me anxious.

I don't blame you, R138. That is one chore you should NOT be doing while erect!

He probably hangs out at a friend's, or relative's, farm so he can fuck the sheep.

R197 not in all areas of the world or dialects of English but I doubt you would be aware of that you obnoxious boor.

There is no dialect of English where “I could care less” is correct, Rose.

Which dialect is that, R206?

My guess is it’s the “I fucked up but don’t want to admit it” dialect.

R206, we all fuck up here. It’s what keeps the “oh, dear” trolls in business. But to double-down and claim it’s a different dialect is rather silly.

[quote]I could care less if he’s a real farmer or not. I just enjoy.

IKR. Its not like any of you would turn him down for not being a "real" farmer. Yall would be sucking that big dick from the back!

He looks good coming and going.

I wonder if he has a profile on only farmers.com. If he does I’m sure he’s very popular

When is plowing time?...

I’d suck the mole off his ass.

R209 here you go elderones! Some of you should get out more and see the world.

R215, that article said that “couldn’t care less” is the grammatically correct version but people have been saying it wrong for so long that now people couldn’t care less how you say it. I think this is the wrong stance for Merriam-Webster to take. People look to them to take a stand and define what is right or wrong, not to go “whatever.”

Boy has our civilization gone to the dogs

Civilization has gone to the depths of gay men at a gay message forum arguing about whether or not a porn whore is 'really' a farmer.

Seriously? Who gives a flying fuck.

R218 No, what's sadder is grownass gay adult men arguing about the proper grammar of a figure of speech thus derailing a thread about a hot, big dicked, Canadian stud who makes hot videos on a farm.

Do any of you get out in the real world? Meet actual men you can fuck?

How about you seek out your own "hot, big dicked, Canadian stud", or a US equivalent, rather than drool over some anonymous porn guy online.

[quote] How about you seek out your own "hot, big dicked, Canadian stud", or a US equivalent, rather than drool over some anonymous porn guy online.

I would but I'm not young and fit.

Duh.

Because porn and sex are different, R220.

You might as well ask "why look at a painting of a landscape when you can look out the window."

R220 Yet you joined this thread

R220 Instead of commenting on an anonymous board with people you don't know, why don't you get out into the real world and have real conversations?

r220 gurl you must be new here

[quote][R220] Instead of commenting on an anonymous board with people you don't know, why don't you get out into the real world and have real conversations?

What a surprising and unoriginal response! Typical DL.

No dear, I'm not at all "new here' and, yes, I have life and a partner.

I simply find the daily DL obsession with anonymous porn whores so tedious. Even more bizarre, are the endless DL threads where porn fans know the intimate details of dead pornstar's lives.

There's a cure for that, R226.

It's called fucking off.

R226 has stated her tedious, petulant and bilious boundaries

Re: R226 - And it's still here, in the thread it hates so much - typical DL

[quote] where porn fans know the intimate details of dead pornstar's lives.

Old pornstars don’t die, they just get more grainy as the years pass.

They definitely do die and it’s usually a murder-suicide.

Farmers just get kicked by a cow

A little more suburban...

Does he have videos?

[quote] Old pornstars don’t die,

Lies. They go to pornstar heaven.

The ones who commit suicide, however, are stuck in porngatory.

[quote] Does he have videos?

Videos of what?

Mowing the lawn, honey!

[quote]Videos of what?

Of a neighbouring farmer with a thicker, circumsized penis that doesn't have a curve in it from being hoofed in the groin as a child?

R233 - great photo and very lovely man doing an excellent presentation of his fabulous equipment.

Well 'Mr Farmer' good luck to ya. Make that coin while you can.

How is he making any coin when his pics are seen for free?

R226=nasty, highbusted cunt.

Do I like him? No.

I LOVE him!

If you're really into farmers....

Wow, July!

Miss O'December is very pretty!

I'm quite fond of May:

I saw this guy doing farm work naked in a vintage photo set. I can't find it now, but I thought you would appreciate seeing what he looks like anyway.

Yes, yes we would.

Why T F is op greyed out / crossed out? I know the guy has an annoying uncut curved (injured) cock, but really?

Because he's not a real farmer, r250!!!!!!