DAMN, Taylor Hanson

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OP = Taylor Hanson

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Christ almighty, the stud keeps dumpin' loads in his wife and the crotch fruit keep on coming!!! Get a fuckin' vasectomy, you fertile freak!

Is this the one DL said had a prolapsed anus?

Get a life OP

He has always been handsome, but his Karen-lite rock is impossibly uninteresting, dull and generic. Still, it is undeniable that both he and his brothers are talented, even if they appear obsessed with appealing to the Precious Moments, Twilight-obsessed crowd.

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Not a fag among them?

According to DL, there is most certainly a part of him that is not "unbruised."

I think he's bi and his wife is lucky, he's a Evangelical, so forced to marry her after he knocked her up. I do think Hanson is talented but musically they are conservative and kind of have to be because it's their rabid fanbase of like a 1,000 fangirls that supports them.

Details R11?

Not having an awkward phase means he’s always had a stylist; not intervention from god.

OMG!!! His mutilated dong must be so bruised from constantly penetrating his wife's cooch: On June 8, 2002, Hanson married Natalie Anne Bryant, whom he met in 2000. They have seven children; sons born in 2002, 2006, 2008, and 2018 and daughters born in 2005, 2012, and 2020.

R13, see R6.

There were rumors of Taylor Hanson fucking Alex Greenwald and Ben Jelen.

Hot?

Aim higher

R3 The younger one is much more attractive. And actually the older ugly one looks so much better now.

They're all religious gun-loving fundamentalists from Oklahoma. Their Stepford wives stay home and homeschool their hundreds of kids.

[quote]They have seven children

o_O

Dude obviously loves fucking them pregnant.

Perhaps getting her knocked up a lot is his way of keeping her home while he can chase dick in peace. James Van Der Beek has a million kids too.

Imagine humming Mmm Bop with his dong lodged firmly in your throat, bobbing your head so your tonsils tickle his glans and coax drops of pre-cum from his straining pink cockhead.

R13 I remember reading here about some unsubstantiated leaked pic of him presenting shockingly mangled hole.

This certainly looks a lot like him peeing. Only nude you can find that doesn't look fake.

I used to chat with a guy who claimed he was Taylor, circa 2006. He claimed he'd hooked up with one of the guys from The Strokes band. I played along out of boredom--he was always the one to message me on AIM if he saw I was online. Finally, he sent a dated pic and it was a very good lookalike who was in porn. Turns out the lookalike got fucked regularly by his pet German Shepherd, and he wanted me to meet up for a threesome. I remember having to explain to my friend--who'd seen me chatting with the Faux Taylor on AIM--that this imposter got fucked by his dog in his van.

Go ahead and "-1/10" me; who could ever make up a Taylor Hanson imposter asking me to join him and his dog for a three-way in a van? Never in all my life!

Joe and Nick Jonas went from being Jesus freaks to becoming media whores that love to post thirsty shirtless pics. Why couldn't Taylor and Zac become like that?

Get over this sick obsession OP. He doesn't want ass, he likes pussy. MOVE the fuck on!

never heard of him

He’s been hot all of his adult life but when he was a teen when Hanson was popular I never found him attractive. He actually looks like a man now.

I think the oldest Hanson is the most attractive. They’re not mind blowing my hot though just average hot.

He’s handsome

Their 2000s catalog was pretty good, they have more of an alternative rock sound and can veer in folk and blues. Even on their first album, the only bubblegum-sounding song was Mmmmbop. They had some dark material too like Yearbook about a classmate that ran away (or killed himself). They also are aware of their gay fanbase but never had an issue despite being Evangelical Christians. They worked with Gus Van Sant who directed the video for Weird. They claimed they never cared he was gay. Their father is a rich from his oil refinery job and they have multiple younger sisters and a little brother who now has his own band that does more rebellious music.

They're not Evangelical Christians. They are Catholics according to their mom and Taylor's wife. And also according to their mom they are Danish which I find weird since they don't look Danish.

Sadly anti-gay.

They aren't Danish. Maybe they have some Danish ancestry. But they are American mutts from Oklahoma. And they were referred to as Evangelical Christians (probably Baptist or non-denominational) by most publications. I think they converted to Eastern Orthodox.

Can't say I've ever imagined what it's like to be one of the Hanson brothers, but you do you, OP.

He was in a supergroup with Adam Schlesinger, James Iha and Bun E Carlos, called Tinted Windows. They were really good.

These pants a flattering as fuck

Whet James Iha? He was hot.

DL loses its shit over yet another Average White Guy.

I don't find the man bob thing sexy. I don't mind long hair on a guy, but men like Taylor who are approaching middle age who look like they're trying to rock The Rachel just look a little silly.

" I find weird since they don't look Danish. "

Yeah they look exactly Danish

Taylor requires anal stimulation for maximum jizz delivery into his wife's baby factory.

Look at how Taylor’s legs are crossed in r4. I don’t know any straight guys who sit like that. I’ve seen DAILY SHOW comedian Michael Kosta sit like that and he claims heterosexuality too when he’s called out for alleged gayness.

Taylor seems gay and he's not seemingly not a MAGAt unlike his brothers. He and his wife have no chemistry and he never looks happy with her. She probably begs him to fuck her, so she can pop out babies to be a typical homeschool mommy on Instagram. She's a stereotypical hausfrau.

Alex Greenwald is unfortunate looking. Ben Jelen is not.

Taylor doesn’t have a type.

Ben Jelen was hot for a minute. Taylor's type is hipster musicians with longish hair like himself.

R43 is totally correct. He absolutely looks Danish.

Any shirtless pics?

Has he ever shown his pinga or fartbox?

Is Hanson still "canceled"?