Richard Madden takes his nipples to Eternals press event

Have not been impressed with his styling at this junket

He has big moobs.

Why all the hype? That dude is not attractive.

He looks tiny.

[quote]He looks tiny.

How tall is Gemma Chan? Think she was a model, which means she must be tall.

Gemma appears to be at least 5'9"-5'10", add heels and she'd tower over any man of average height.

He looks like he is about 5 feet 5 inches. And he really did used to be much hotter than he is now. What happened?

Angelina is known to be 5’8 but in her old modeling card she is listed as 5'6.

He looks ugly, old, his skin looks so rough and his hair color doesn’t suit him.

Smuggling raisins!

That looks like an old geezers do-it-yourself dye job! At least he did his eyebrows too.

His delusion fans' dream of him being cast as Bond is laughable.

R7 and R9 is Brandon Flynn

he aged quickly in the last couple of years. And those are some massive nipples! Is he pumping them?

Yikes!

R14 Yum Yum!

Here is what his nipples looked like in previous appearances so this latest exhibition would definitely appear to be the result of a certain steer’s insatiable grazing.

Who's his boyfriend again?

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Not cute, and looks like he rolled out of bed for this photo shoot.

from the evening red carpet, literally DAY and NIGHT difference

OP's photo makes me wonder how Rome started looking like the Left Bank (the Palestian one, not the Paris one).

Even Richard can't make clingy white material look good.

I wonder if Froy sucked too much on them and now they look like that

Isn't he supposedly a heavy smoker? Maybe that's why he looks so much older than his age.

I think Richard would look so much better with a beard and his lighter brow/auburn hair.

Gynecomastia corrective surgery needed, stat

Gemma Khan is fucking gorgeous.

Typical Datalounge people of colour trashing the white guy.

Nice try at causing dissension BIPOC troll at r27

Every race thinks Richard Madden looks terrible

I think he's very handsome but that outfit is really bad. He looks much better in the suit.

Agree 100% with UKGuy at r29. I think Madden is a very handsome man, but who told him that was a good look?

He looks way better than any of you old basement dwelling homos. Nasty old queens are the worst.

Froy leaving Richard’s apartment in the morning

Amateur...

[quote] Smuggling raisins!

And what's WRONG with that?

R31 She is fucking FAT

Styling is so important when taking one’s nipples to a presscall

If you are going to take your nipples to an industry event, make sure you are wearing a good color for your skintone.

The craft service table on the set l must have been something.

This looks like a typical midwest "date": the gal gets all dolled up, the guy wears a white t-shirt tucked into black pants.

Gemma is usually much taller than her co-stars, here's she with Oxford pal, Riz Ahmed. Riz about 5'7".

Richard's height is listed as 5'10". In their photos, Gemma could have been in very high heels.

Cavill has large pecs with normal nipples.

Madden has small pecs with puffy nipples, likely the result of poorly managed steroids while working out for the eternals. You have to be very careful - "Aromatization is the biochemical process in which aromatase catalyzes the conversion of testosterone into estradiol, the fundamental pathway for the synthesis of estrogens."

Compare to how he looked while filming.

Yeah, Froy told him it was a cool look as a joke. Richard thought he was serious.

Who dresses like that promoting a big movie? Throw a jacket on, ffs.

[quote]Who dresses like that promoting a big movie?

Hello there!

BUG EYED ABOMINATION ^

R41 is correct

No it’s not gynecomastia. That affects the tissue in the radius of the nipple (below). Madden’s nipplage has that pencil eraser quality that comes from relentless titplay. Luke Evans has the same deal.

He looks old for his age.

Evans

Which of these guys has the best tits? I vote Luke

R49 you don’t get a vote

Yeah his nips look totally different from that shirtless IG pic. crazy

r50, yes, I do!

Video

They are happy, filling their time having sex, and not reading blogs about other people. I give them the win.

The nipples can read?

Here is probably the best photo of Madden’s nipples

They have clearly elongated since then.

That pic is from 6 years ago r56

Anything could have happened in 6 years

Why wear a Fruit of the Loom undershirt to a premiere?

Amateur!

It looks like he’s misplaced his shirt, a t-shirt with dress pants in public?

R59 Good god, what the hell happened there. Did he think for a hot second, that was attractive?

When his nipples are hard, they demand attention.

Be kind, those nips have fed Froy every night.

Pocket gay with woman's breasts.

He seems fat. Is he fat?

R59 wtf am i looking at? 😳

R65 I think he dealt with his weight as a child.

He said he has fat child syndrome.

[quote]He said he has fat child syndrome.

Well he's reverting fast. Domesticity can do that.

My nipples would look like that too if I had those snake bite toys on them for few hours.

So Rich and Froy are into the kinky side of things...

That hair dye job is ridiculous and embarrassing. I almost don't want him to be gay going out in public like this.

[quote] I almost don't want him to be gay going out in public like this.

Well too fucking bad. He is gay for Froysito and Froysito loves to chew on those nipples.

The puffiness around the nipples is an absolute sign of gyno from steroids and the conversion of testosterone into estradiol.

There is an obvious difference between large pecs with eraser nipples and puffy nipples.

Richard is like Angela Lansbury. He can easily play senior citizen characters for the rest of his career. Maybe he gets lucky and have his Murder, She Wrote franchise that will run for decades.

He is one of the worst in the film, but of course DL is obsessing over him because he’s white.

Envious BIPOC troll ^

R77

Literally every review I’ve read said he’s not very good.

^ Racist BIPOC troll who can’t get a white guy to fuck him

R78, what do you mean he is not very good?

R80

In Eternals.

What was bad?

R82

His wooden performance.

Has he never heard of moisturizers?

R72, his hair is dyed for his role in the TV series Citadel. Calm down, Mary.

r76, the vast majority of us haven't seen the film yet.

Racist BIPOC troll has got secret knowledge, of course

From the BIPOC grapevine

He got too close to Angelina and his nips sliced off part of her weave.

I like having nice tits

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Why would he attend a premiere looking like he’s getting ready to go for a run? Trashy.

Obviously, r91 is the top stylist to the stars.

Sit down gramps and watch your 1967 Oscar ceremony tapes for the 100th time.

Has he ever done full frontal? We have seen his ass, but what about his pendulous dong?

R92 Froy, is that you honey? I know it hurts that your man won’t acknowledge you or take you to premieres, but that’s on you for allowing it.

Is 5'10' his Grindr height?

Froy suckled on those nipples, blessed is she

Why are the reviews for Eternals so bad, bitches??

[quote]That hair dye job is ridiculous and embarrassing. I almost don't want him to be gay going out in public like this.

r72, I think the common consensus is that he's bi, not gay.

R98 = idiot

r98 = cunt

Bit mooby for that top.

He goes into the man.

Froy has Disney now, he can carry on.