Madonna’s Daughter Lourdes Stomps Done The Runway

She's not a fatty fatty boom blatty, but her walk is shite.

Never forget...

She's hardly plus size. That said, she only has a modeling career because of who her mom is

You don't say, r3?

She’s fat for a runway model and her walk is garbage.

I’m sick of these celebrity kid assholes everywhere. Get your own career.

She should stick to wearing a humongously oversized top hat and paint a whistling face on her belly.

How long does it take to proofread the headline you typed? Sheeeeeeeeeeesh.

Looks like a mall model’s mom

Stick a fork in OP, she’s down.

She’s obese for that shit. She has fat rolls.

Only Madonna is fatter than Lola.

Why was BV showing in Detroit? Was the Corn Palace not available?

But black is slimming!

[quote]Only Madonna is fatter than Rolo.

FTFY

I thought she was a designer. Is she modeling in her own show?

She walks like a stripper on the way to the club to work the night shift.

She’s a renaissance woman, r15

That's a MAN, baby!

R Crumb cosplay immediately came to mind, unfortunately.

That's perfect r19!

James Charles is more of a woman than this ugly butch bitch.

No legit runway model swings her arms like that.

Lol, OP. The music fits her perfectly.

Oh no, baby. No.

And they say I was stomping around like a truck driver in CHICAGO

That should have read CZJ

And you dared to criticize my Funny Girl walk?

She's beautiful! I would like to mate with her. Lourdes, please call me!

No self respecting Drag Queen would go out on stage looking like this.

OMG she was so good on Pose!!!

I find it so fascinating that she's so awesomely unattractive and yet somehow has a career as her model solely because of who her mother is.

Rumer Willis must see photos of her in fashion shows and then shake her fist at the gods for unfair they are.

Pathetic Chola walks like a tranny in their first pair of heels. She’s clunky and chubby and lacks any finesse. That’s the polar opposite of a runway model, fuck even a Kmart catalog model is more polished! She walks angry, like she realized her mothers fame got her the job and not her “hard work” (eye roll). Cunt smells under her arms and in her bushy pussy.

Detroit hasn’t seen a failure of this magnitude since the Edsel.

Like Lourdes, it was overhyped, low quality, and unattractive.

Is her father still a hot papi?

Yikes

Modeling=The least amount of work a rich kid can do for a “living”.

Detroit has fashion shows??

It looks like it was in an airport hanger

It’s weird how she looks fatter further away, and smaller up close.

She walks like a Clydesdale...

How could she be Madonna’s daughter? She doesn’t look white at all. Is she half?

Isn’t she a tad old to be a model?

I know she got access as celebrity spawn but I don't mind her. I prefer her to Bella Hadid.

I like a strong shoulder line on a woman (think Yasmeen Ghauri), but Lourdes just looks like a refrigerator in a little black dress stompin' around.

r43 I don't like Bella, but she gives the impression that she cares about what she does and she tries, and at the very least she keeps herself thin.

Worst yet is how rude, not to mention stupid, this little bitch is. She’s on serious drugs.

And to Bella’s credit, she shaves her armpits R45.

[quote] And to Bella’s credit, she shaves her armpits [R45].

That’s nasty.

Lourdes isn't desperate to be a model. Or anything, it appears. Her style is: I can't be fucking bothered to please you. Like a Billie Eilish. Well Billie has some talent. Lourdes is a textbook example of .01% rich spawn acting bohemian and gritty. But I like her because she is doing the "I don't have to look like a model" shtick. Bella had such RADICAL surgery. Think about all how many bones in her face were ground and shaved and padded. The number of cuts and stitches required to completely replane her fug face. And it's all going to fall apart in 3, 2, 1.

[quote]Lourdes isn't desperate to be a model.

Then she should give up her spot to somebody who is. There are so many way more deserving and qualified girls who don't have the nepotism advantage.

So what is women are dying to become models and can't. Lourdes didn't hire herself. The designers want this. Thats the way fashion is.

The gay version

No, r51. Mommy wanted this for Lourdes because Lourdes was getting blow back (rightfully) for doing nothing except perfecting her Days Inn hooker look. So mommy paid the designer to put her in a show or two as well as some half-assed campaign/editorial. That's the way fashion is NOW.

FATSO

Lourdes loves her big macs

REALLY? Her body type is adequate in real life but on a runway it's all kinds of wrong. If she was even an attractive plus size that would be fine but she just looks paunchy and bloated. Her belly is hanging and she has no waist. Qualified professional model who are trying to get runway work must look at this and erupt in fury.

Stacy Layne!!!!

It’s sad that Madonna is pushing her into a profession where she would be summarily rejected by every single modeling agency in real life

What happened to going to college and having a regular career?

She looks like an Almodovar actress.

Somehow I don't think Madonna is "pushing" Lourdes into modelling. If you read the Interview article, it seems like Madonna would prefer something more substantial. As Lourdes has no actual talent, modelling seems to be the most obvious foothold into the industry.

But Madonna is getting her all the gigs. This woman is barely qualified to work at Taco Bell.

[quote]What happened to going to college and having a regular career?

That’s BORING.

R 44 nailed it. Like the short fridges in college dorms

I asked for clean, athletic, smiling; she sent me dirty, tired and paunchy.

Not to promote model-starvation or anything. But take 35 pounds off her, she would be amazing-looking. She is great looking--whether you call it jolie-laide, "offbeat," or what, but she has always been fascinating-looking. But you can't see it now due to the flesh padding on her face and limbs, sorry. She glibly mentioned in that interview that she "smokes a lot of weed," and one can believe it. Her face has that slack, greasy look and she's probably having munchies morning, noon and night. That is what happens when every interest you've ever had is seized on by a parent who thrusts themselves into it. Like Madonna did to her fashion/designer interest years ago, and "deciding" where she should go to college, etc.

She's not any kind of model.

She’s got legs like a fat truck driver. A fat male truck driver.

Except Clydesdales are prettier than her, R40.

She looks like she’s stomping in a vat of grapes.

You have to admire the confidence. Completely unearned, but impressive.

[quote]She glibly mentioned in that interview that she "smokes a lot of weed," and one can believe it. Her face has that slack, greasy look and she's probably having munchies morning, noon and night.

When I was an overboard pothead for some time in my 20's, I definitely had that swollen greasy-face & dead-eyed look, as well as an extra layer of puff on my otherwise tight body from the never-ending junk food sessions and late-night munchies.

Weed is lame, kids! Lourdes proves it.

r69 To me she comes across like she's masking insecurity.

Bitch copied my moves!

I modeled for Walter Van Bierndonck in his “Bears” show. I was so nervous as I didn’t realize how huge the show was until I walked out on stage. Lourdes’ stomp and too fast walk is how I picture my awkward self during that show. I’m a tall hairy librarian so, that’s my excuse.

She's fat and ugly.

I'm sorry but Madonna was, in her youth, MUCH prettier than Lourdes ever will be.

I just don't get the constant comparisons. Lourdes and Madonna look nothing alike.

She looks just like her mom in the face. R74 you need new glasses, girl.

There is a resemblance. Lourdes is like a more "Latin" version of Madonna.

There's, at most, a resemblance. To say that she looks just like her mom in the face, R75, is nuts. Their complexions are totally different as is their eye color.

Che bestia!!!

Step aside. THIS is how it's done!

Y’all keep saying she’s riding her Mom’s petticoatails but it is also possible she was spotted by a scout.

Perhaps at an event like this…?

[quote] She is great looking

No she isn’t. Not by a long shot. She’s homely looking.

She had such a sweet pretty face. Looks just like her mom in pic 8. She looks so hard now. I imagine it would be hard to be Madonna’s child. I think I’d take the money and hide.

R81= Stevie Wonder.

Nice legs - who does her hair?

It looks like she was on coke at the MET gala, she kept wiping her nose.

R83 = Helen Keller

She was a pretty teen but now she looks slovenly. What a pity.

[quote] I imagine it would be hard to be Madonna’s child. I think I’d take the money and hide.

If I were Lourdes, I'd buy a vineyard in Italy or someplace, spend my time doing things I love & being of service, and live a life of peace. I would keep myself far far away from the toxic limelight. The last thing I would ever be doing is clomping down runways.

Comparing the Lourdes video to the Naomi video is just ... hilarious.

r85 Coke on the red carpet? Gurrl... You save that for the after party.

Lourdes is so amateur.

One of my friend worked with her at the last PFW.

Gurl said to me: «Mais qu’est-ce que c’est que cette petite grosse? »

“Who the Hell is this fat midget?”

R91 Did you tell your friend the fat midget could buy and sell her ass 10 times over?

^ you mean MOMMY, no?

R85 She looks like she has brain damage in that video at R85. How 'bout shutting your mouth every once in a while, or better yet, smile? She takes herself WAAAY to seriously and her I'm-too-cool-to-smile face is just not very attractive. The phrase "slack-jawed mouth-breather" comes to mind.

too*

R92

Money is just money.

My friend is not lacking nor interested in money.

[quote] Did you tell your friend the fat midget could buy and sell her ass 10 times over?

She’s not Madonna, idiot. She doesn’t have money.

r91 The French don't mess around.

Lourdes cannot be a bigger monster than Manfred Thierry Mugler

Who the fuck cares? So funny seeing a bunch of octogenarian fags mad at a privileged rich kid. No wonder you're all lonely and bitter.

Lourdes looks like a chubby Cher.

[quote]She was a pretty teen

???

Speaking of Thierry Mugler…

She has the broadest shoulders I've ever seen on a biological female.

R103

I was mentioning Manfred Thierry Mugler BECAUSE OF Lourdes.

What's her next move?

Transitioning?

Stunt casting.

It's not easy to look that out of shape, used up and burned out at 25.

Lord but that bitch looks like a she-male in that pic R103 ! If I didnt know,Id guess she was a pre op tranny.

Madonna was so incredibly controlling about what foods her kids can eat. I wonder what she thinks about her daughter now being a woman of size.

r103 That just happened, didn't it?