Past Peak Ripeness: Deacon Phillippe Turns 18
Ryan Phillippe's and Reese Witherspoon's son.
[quote]ryanphillippe Happy 18th birthday to our gorgeous, smart, talented, and caring son. You are a true light in this world and are so loved by all who know you. We are lucky to be your mom and dad. Love you, bub.(I’d say we did pretty good @reesewitherspoon)
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 45 | November 27, 2021 8:51 PM
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Ryan himself is still hot:
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 1 | October 23, 2021 8:54 PM
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Too bad he looks just like Mommy.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 23, 2021 9:31 PM
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Smugness never looked good on the insipid mugs of either of his parents.
Doubled-up in his face, he looks insufferable. And Ryan's only value was over a long time ago.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 23, 2021 10:53 PM
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Yeah he looks just like Reese. Nothing like his father.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 23, 2021 10:55 PM
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They seem to be good parents.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 24, 2021 12:25 AM
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Did he raid his mother's jewelery box?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 24, 2021 2:42 AM
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He definitely inherited mom's unfortunate chin. That narrow pointy chin BARELY works in the face of a female, and is a definite liability in a male face. Definitely time to experiment with a beard. (Meaning facial hair).
by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 24, 2021 8:24 AM
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^ I'm not sure he's ready for facial hair just yet, his father barely has any
by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 24, 2021 8:46 AM
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[quote] Deacon Phillippe Turns 18
Is that why Bryan Singer was crying in the streets?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 24, 2021 11:29 AM
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Deacon is nowhere near the beauty his father was at the same age.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 13 | November 3, 2021 5:56 AM
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^ That's because he looks like his mom @ 18
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 14 | November 3, 2021 6:33 AM
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He's got that chin that would open cans it's so sharp!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 3, 2021 9:17 AM
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Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 16 | November 3, 2021 12:41 PM
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I wonder who picks up that dinner check?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 3, 2021 12:44 PM
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Sorry, not into elderly guys
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 9, 2021 2:39 AM
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Deacon may not be prime Ryan but he's still pretty gorgeous as far as celebrity kids.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 20 | November 9, 2021 2:46 AM
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Ryan is clearly very proud his son turned out hot like him. His daughter is pretty too.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 21 | November 9, 2021 2:53 AM
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Those ibb.com links aren't working. Not just this thread, but every thread lately
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 9, 2021 2:56 AM
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They work for me, R23, and I didn't post them.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 9, 2021 3:02 AM
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Somehow, her man chin does not translate well on the male child. You can land an airplane on the boy's forehead.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 9, 2021 3:04 AM
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He sexually objectifies himself in this video. Like father, like son.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 29 | November 9, 2021 4:12 AM
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He weirdly looks more like a young Kevin Bacon than his own father. And Ryan was much, much hotter at his peak.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 9, 2021 4:59 AM
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In the video at R29 he looks so, so much like his mother it's eerie. In those close-up shots of his face I could almost believe it's her when younger. His eyes are *exactly* the same as hers.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 9, 2021 5:04 AM
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I actually don’t think her kids are that attractive anymore, but they’re always getting hyped. They were cute as kids, not so much now heading into adulthood.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | November 27, 2021 3:48 PM
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Did he inherit his dad's big cock?
by Anonymous | reply 36 | November 27, 2021 3:57 PM
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The daughter is the mirror image of her mother. Wow.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | November 27, 2021 4:06 PM
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It’s nice when divorced parents don’t hate each other.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | November 27, 2021 4:10 PM
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I bet Reese misses getting pounded by that big dick. I know I would.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | November 27, 2021 4:29 PM
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[quote] bet Reese misses getting pounded by that big dick.
Deacon’s?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | November 27, 2021 4:31 PM
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I wonder if Reese still finger bangs herself thinking about Ryan's big dick.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | November 27, 2021 4:34 PM
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[quote] Happy 18th birthday to our gorgeous, smart, talented, and caring son. You are a true light in this world and are so loved by all who know you. We are lucky to be your mom and dad. Love you, bub.(I’d say we did pretty good
I remember when these sentiments were said in the privacy of your own home - not for everybody at school to read. People have no idea what oversharing is… bah humbug
by Anonymous | reply 42 | November 27, 2021 4:35 PM
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Sorry, but he is downright ugly. He has Reese's round little eyes and oversized chin, and a Justin Timberlake-like alpaca nose. I guess that Ryan's handsomeness couldn't counteract Reese's sheer plainness.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | November 27, 2021 4:53 PM
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I think Ava is way prettier than Reese was when she was young. She inherited a lot of Ryan's glow. Reese was cute when young but not a beauty.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | November 27, 2021 8:51 PM
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