The 6 Brady Bunch Kids

So? Your point?

Now, just to clarify, you do understand that those people were actors as children, so that happy home life was fictional right? Also, since they were made to work long days as children, they probably didn't have that great of childhoods themselves, especially in that era when children were routinely taken advantage of by unscrupulous adults, including their parents.

Children are sexually transmitted diseases

Arrested Development - in essense, these “kids”are mentally still locked in the Brady Bunch House FOREVER

Barry has a son from one of his three marriages and a daughter from a recent relationship. He refused to acknowledge the daughter at first claiming the mother was just a "play thing" and not someone he wanted anything serious with although they lived together for several years.

The lot of them seem to be barren or shooting blanks

Jesus, Barry sounds like a prick.

Chris Knight said Barry was always too mature and cool to hang out with him and Mike Lookingland. Imagine how many girls Barry must have slept with over the years. He was probably the ideal teenage boy for a generation or two.

Here's another thing OP just discovered: the various actors who have played Superman/Clark Kent cannot actually fly! Isn't that weird? And yet, their character could fly!

I'd love to have Christopher Knight's baby!

Always got a gay vibe from Jan.

R5 wow what a dick. The only thing I ever saw him in post-Brady Bunch was that Three’s Company episode. He shouldn’t have such an ego.

I shared a dressing room with Barry Williams. Not a bad guy. Pretty guarded. A little needy on stage, which makes sense. Seemed as tho he was working very hard to be more than Greg Brady.

Chris Knight can put his sperms into me if he wants.

OP = fucking weirdo

I'm glad Susan Olsen didn't have more kids to fill with hate.

Marcia!

Marcia!

Marcia!

Nothing untoward about it at all, OP.

Four Is Enough

R16 or her mullet and general unattractiveness.

The Brady Bunch Cartoons

1972/1973

I can’t believe someone actually fucked Susan Olsen. Yuck.

Cousin Oliver is also without offspring?

Did our beloved Ann B Davis have any kids? Or was she an unclaimed treasure?

R24- She was an unclaimed (Lesbian) treasure.

God’ll getcha for that, R25.

R26 That doesn't make sense. She really was a lesbian.

You mean that Ann was really acting when Alice was all horny for Sam the butcher? Shocked!

Alice the maid wasn't the lesbian it was

EMMA

she looks athletic

Perhaps the Brady men preferred coming to completion on the backs of, or down the throats of, their lady loves.

Likewise, the Brady Brides may have relished pulling the baby batter down their throats during assignations with their gentlemen friends.

Ergo, no babies.

[quote] I shared a dressing room with Barry Williams. Not a bad guy. Pretty guarded. A little needy on stage

R13 - please share more of your thespian adventures with Greg Brady. What was the production?

I licked Alice’s snatch!

Chris Knight said he had stage parents who basically forced him to act. He was the most attractive and photogenic of the other Brady boys though. He and Maureen recorded an album together probably because they were considered the best looking kids.

[quote]Imagine how many girls Barry must have slept with over the years. He was probably the ideal teenage boy for a generation or two.

There may have been some Brady on Brady incest:

[quote]Although no one had a problem with the co-stars dating offscreen, the couple became problematic when they couldn’t shut their chemistry off on set. The two were so attracted to each other that the director of the show had to come up with special tricks to tone down the chemistry between the two while filming. Because, you know, no one wants chemistry between a brother and sister. In his book, Brady, Brady, Brady: The Complete Story of the Brady Bunch, the show’s producer, Lloyd Schwartz talked about a bedroom scene Maureen and Barry had to film together. The episode was about Greg and Marcia fighting over the new attic bedroom. But things quickly got steamy.

[quote]“The problem was that this episode was being shot at the height of the sexual tension between Barry and Maureen,” said Shwartz. “When Barry sat down on the bed and started to talk to his TV sister, it became romantic, even steamy. I couldn’t print a scene in which a brother and sister were obviously hot for each other.”

On a lot of TV families you can clearly see sexual tension between the teenage actors playing siblings.

Amongst my six 40+ year old cousins, my brother and myself only my brother has kids (two). Which is especially weird because two of my cousins are married lifelong evangelical Christians who just never had any. The rest of us are childless heathens.

[quote]Only have a combined 4 kids themselves in real life.

How would you know?

Greg rode me down to the Abortion Hut ™ on his ten-speed more times than I can count...

And once Desi Arnaz Jr. drove me there in his groovy Barracuda...the other girls were so jealous!

Was there home really happy? I mean both sides of the family lost a parent to either death or divorce. Death seems likely as how would Carol support her daughters without a job? Either way it's traumatic. The show kept ambiguous about that though. Mr and Mrs Brady were obviously bisexual swingers, probably drugs involved. Greg and Marcia were clearly fucking. Both always high and a bit narcissistic as very delusional about their talents. Jan was a neurotic basket case with anxiety and personality disorders. Peter had ADHD and probably was gay. Cindy had an intellectual disability as she acted and talked like a 5-year-old despite being middle school aged. Bobby had future mass shooter tendencies, his obsession with cowboys and guns.

I remember this one time...my sister Jan made my parents so mad!

I remember they sent her to Juvenile Hall...and well

(the other girls fucked her with a broomstick...but Alice said I shouldn't tell anyone, because Jan's a little crazy and she might kill us all in our sleep)

So it can be a secret between you and me and Kitty Karryall

Didn’t Jan get knocked up hard by George Glass?

Happy Hallowe’en! 🎃