The 6 Brady Bunch Kids
Only have a combined 4 kids themselves in real life.
Maureen/Marcia has one daughter, Mike/Bobby has two sons and Susan Piece of Shit/Thindy has one son.
The other three have no kids even though they’ve all been married.
That seems weird, especially for children who grew up on TV in the happiest home imaginable.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||October 31, 2021 3:19 PM
Now, just to clarify, you do understand that those people were actors as children, so that happy home life was fictional right? Also, since they were made to work long days as children, they probably didn't have that great of childhoods themselves, especially in that era when children were routinely taken advantage of by unscrupulous adults, including their parents.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||October 22, 2021 1:01 PM
Children are sexually transmitted diseases
|by Anonymous||reply 3||October 22, 2021 1:01 PM
Arrested Development - in essense, these “kids”are mentally still locked in the Brady Bunch House FOREVER
|by Anonymous||reply 4||October 22, 2021 1:08 PM
Barry has a son from one of his three marriages and a daughter from a recent relationship. He refused to acknowledge the daughter at first claiming the mother was just a "play thing" and not someone he wanted anything serious with although they lived together for several years.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||October 22, 2021 1:20 PM
The lot of them seem to be barren or shooting blanks
|by Anonymous||reply 6||October 22, 2021 9:52 PM
Jesus, Barry sounds like a prick.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||October 22, 2021 10:06 PM
Chris Knight said Barry was always too mature and cool to hang out with him and Mike Lookingland. Imagine how many girls Barry must have slept with over the years. He was probably the ideal teenage boy for a generation or two.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||October 22, 2021 10:42 PM
Here's another thing OP just discovered: the various actors who have played Superman/Clark Kent cannot actually fly! Isn't that weird? And yet, their character could fly!
|by Anonymous||reply 9||October 22, 2021 10:44 PM
I'd love to have Christopher Knight's baby!
|by Anonymous||reply 10||October 22, 2021 10:54 PM
Always got a gay vibe from Jan.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||October 22, 2021 11:11 PM
R5 wow what a dick. The only thing I ever saw him in post-Brady Bunch was that Three’s Company episode. He shouldn’t have such an ego.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||October 23, 2021 3:41 AM
I shared a dressing room with Barry Williams. Not a bad guy. Pretty guarded. A little needy on stage, which makes sense. Seemed as tho he was working very hard to be more than Greg Brady.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||October 23, 2021 11:12 AM
Chris Knight can put his sperms into me if he wants.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||October 23, 2021 11:18 AM
I'm glad Susan Olsen didn't have more kids to fill with hate.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||October 23, 2021 1:35 PM
Nothing untoward about it at all, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||October 23, 2021 2:11 PM
R16 or her mullet and general unattractiveness.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||October 23, 2021 6:54 PM
I can’t believe someone actually fucked Susan Olsen. Yuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||October 24, 2021 8:07 AM
Cousin Oliver is also without offspring?
|by Anonymous||reply 23||October 24, 2021 8:13 AM
Did our beloved Ann B Davis have any kids? Or was she an unclaimed treasure?
|by Anonymous||reply 24||October 24, 2021 9:29 AM
R24- She was an unclaimed (Lesbian) treasure.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||October 24, 2021 2:58 PM
God’ll getcha for that, R25.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||October 24, 2021 3:07 PM
R26 That doesn't make sense. She really was a lesbian.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||October 24, 2021 3:11 PM
You mean that Ann was really acting when Alice was all horny for Sam the butcher? Shocked!
|by Anonymous||reply 28||October 24, 2021 3:48 PM
Alice the maid wasn't the lesbian it was
|by Anonymous||reply 29||October 24, 2021 4:00 PM
Perhaps the Brady men preferred coming to completion on the backs of, or down the throats of, their lady loves.
Likewise, the Brady Brides may have relished pulling the baby batter down their throats during assignations with their gentlemen friends.
Ergo, no babies.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||October 24, 2021 10:17 PM
[quote] I shared a dressing room with Barry Williams. Not a bad guy. Pretty guarded. A little needy on stage
R13 - please share more of your thespian adventures with Greg Brady. What was the production?
|by Anonymous||reply 32||October 24, 2021 11:40 PM
Chris Knight said he had stage parents who basically forced him to act. He was the most attractive and photogenic of the other Brady boys though. He and Maureen recorded an album together probably because they were considered the best looking kids.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||October 29, 2021 11:39 PM
[quote]Imagine how many girls Barry must have slept with over the years. He was probably the ideal teenage boy for a generation or two.
There may have been some Brady on Brady incest:
[quote]Although no one had a problem with the co-stars dating offscreen, the couple became problematic when they couldn’t shut their chemistry off on set. The two were so attracted to each other that the director of the show had to come up with special tricks to tone down the chemistry between the two while filming. Because, you know, no one wants chemistry between a brother and sister. In his book, Brady, Brady, Brady: The Complete Story of the Brady Bunch, the show’s producer, Lloyd Schwartz talked about a bedroom scene Maureen and Barry had to film together. The episode was about Greg and Marcia fighting over the new attic bedroom. But things quickly got steamy.
[quote]“The problem was that this episode was being shot at the height of the sexual tension between Barry and Maureen,” said Shwartz. “When Barry sat down on the bed and started to talk to his TV sister, it became romantic, even steamy. I couldn’t print a scene in which a brother and sister were obviously hot for each other.”
|by Anonymous||reply 35||October 29, 2021 11:53 PM
On a lot of TV families you can clearly see sexual tension between the teenage actors playing siblings.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||October 29, 2021 11:55 PM
Amongst my six 40+ year old cousins, my brother and myself only my brother has kids (two). Which is especially weird because two of my cousins are married lifelong evangelical Christians who just never had any. The rest of us are childless heathens.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||October 30, 2021 12:06 AM
[quote]Only have a combined 4 kids themselves in real life.
How would you know?
Greg rode me down to the Abortion Hut ™ on his ten-speed more times than I can count...
And once Desi Arnaz Jr. drove me there in his groovy Barracuda...the other girls were so jealous!
|by Anonymous||reply 38||October 30, 2021 12:17 AM
Was there home really happy? I mean both sides of the family lost a parent to either death or divorce. Death seems likely as how would Carol support her daughters without a job? Either way it's traumatic. The show kept ambiguous about that though. Mr and Mrs Brady were obviously bisexual swingers, probably drugs involved. Greg and Marcia were clearly fucking. Both always high and a bit narcissistic as very delusional about their talents. Jan was a neurotic basket case with anxiety and personality disorders. Peter had ADHD and probably was gay. Cindy had an intellectual disability as she acted and talked like a 5-year-old despite being middle school aged. Bobby had future mass shooter tendencies, his obsession with cowboys and guns.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||October 30, 2021 12:27 AM
I remember this one time...my sister Jan made my parents so mad!
I remember they sent her to Juvenile Hall...and well
(the other girls fucked her with a broomstick...but Alice said I shouldn't tell anyone, because Jan's a little crazy and she might kill us all in our sleep)
So it can be a secret between you and me and Kitty Karryall
|by Anonymous||reply 40||October 30, 2021 12:57 AM
Didn’t Jan get knocked up hard by George Glass?
|by Anonymous||reply 41||October 31, 2021 2:54 PM