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Welcome Aboard Datalounge Airlines

In the event of an emergency, gas masks will drop down for breathing. However, amyl nitrate will be flowing due to loosening up everyone for impact.

Please remember in the event of a fire, smoke alarms will play Disco Inferno on repeat.

Snacks will include nut loaf, red dragon cheese, cak, graxy, and a baked potato bar cart.

Please remember not to hiss at the stewardess as she is likely to take part in vicious face slapping.

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by Anonymousreply 11October 23, 2021 1:13 AM

How does it compare to Air Afrikaans?

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by Anonymousreply 1October 22, 2021 6:49 AM

Women and children are not allowed in unless stored in the underground cargo area.

by Anonymousreply 2October 22, 2021 6:52 AM

This is a fun read from back in 2016 (thread since closed). Welcome to DL Airlines!

Thanks for reviving the idea though OP!

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by Anonymousreply 3October 22, 2021 6:58 AM

R3 lemme as you something. I'm just curious. Do you do a search for similar threads for every thread on here? Or is it selective, in which case how do you pick which ones you do a search for?

by Anonymousreply 4October 22, 2021 7:49 AM

Actually, R3 this is a thread from 2013 that has since been deleted. The thread you referenced is from 2016.

by Anonymousreply 5October 22, 2021 7:53 AM

I said it was from 2016 r5 I'm confused by your post.

R4 It was one I remembered reading when I first landed here (no pun intended) and it stuck in my noggin.

by Anonymousreply 6October 22, 2021 9:01 AM

We apologize in advance for the trolls.

by Anonymousreply 7October 22, 2021 9:43 AM

Please note the blue water do not dissolve a hair weave.

by Anonymousreply 8October 22, 2021 11:57 PM

Overheard from Miss Carol Channing in the rear lavatory: "Corn? When did I eat corn?"

by Anonymousreply 9October 23, 2021 12:00 AM

"I'm sorry, Miss Minnelli, but you already polished off all 30 of our Jack Daniel's mini-bottles! What more can we do?!?"

by Anonymousreply 10October 23, 2021 12:01 AM

[quote] Please note the blue water do not dissolve a hair weave.

I like blue.

by Anonymousreply 11October 23, 2021 1:13 AM
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