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Why didn't go give humans hooves?

It would be so much more practical than feet. We wouldn't have to wear shoes. We'd all have natural high heels. Life would be so much better if we had hooves.

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by Anonymousreply 11October 22, 2021 5:08 PM

I meant to say GOD not go.

by Anonymousreply 1October 22, 2021 4:24 AM

What would women obsess over?

by Anonymousreply 2October 22, 2021 4:27 AM

We wouldn’t have the nice feeling of walking barefoot on the beach, or hardwood floors warmed by the sun.

by Anonymousreply 3October 22, 2021 4:30 AM

You need to put the weed pipe down and get to bed.

by Anonymousreply 4October 22, 2021 4:35 AM

Etsy got your back, OP.

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by Anonymousreply 5October 22, 2021 4:37 AM

Can’t climb trees with hooves

We evolved from tree climbers

This “Go” you speak of didn’t do shit

by Anonymousreply 6October 22, 2021 4:38 AM

Pam has hooves. Isn’t he considered a man?

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by Anonymousreply 7October 22, 2021 4:41 AM

It would be cool to be a Satyr but I don’t think sex would be very enjoyable

by Anonymousreply 8October 22, 2021 4:42 AM


by Anonymousreply 9October 22, 2021 5:02 PM

Many DLers have hooves, snouts, and udders, if you care to notice, OP.

by Anonymousreply 10October 22, 2021 5:06 PM

Why are straight me so stupid?

by Anonymousreply 11October 22, 2021 5:08 PM
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