What do you put on your feet to keep them moist?

Aquaphor

Lanolin

Vaseline (overnight with socks)

Flexitol Heel Balm

Foot cream every morning after my shower.

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Eeewwwwww, yuck

Shove them up your ass.

Lanolin.

I find it easier to shove them up someone else’s ass. Illegals really are accommodating for pennies on the dollar.

Or, if you're on a tight budget, this one, which I got at Family Dollar for $4 or $4.50. It absorbs rapidly.

This is the [bold] absolute best thing [/bold] for your feet. Apply it before bed and wear socks to bed. This stuff is amazing. It was developed for use on cow udders.

Coconut oil. I will try Vaseline and socks after bathing. Never had dry feet til recently. Shiz, what's next?

You can order Bag Balm from Amazon.

Props to Reply 10, try Bag Balm. My Mom used this for years and loved it. It's like Vaseline, only mentholated, I believe. Good stuff.

Clean socks

Whatchu think?!!

I use this - Happy Cow Udder Balm. Love it much better that the other brands

I put Vaseline on them when I run. Keeps them soft and prevents blisters.

Don’t wash them. Wear the same socks all the time. Build up a nice funk. Make a warm home for your friendly bacteria. Bring your feet up to your nose, inhale that sweet aroma, and exhale it back onto your feet. Put them back in the socks.

Repeat as many times a day as you want to!

R16, is it any wonder The Great Resignation is happening? Who wants to see their co-workers' nasty ass feet at the office?

Ginny in billing wears that udder shit. It stinks.

What socks do you wear to bed? I hate trying to fall asleep with socks on.

You can take them off before getting into bed, R21. The stink should be well contained under the sheets.

What do you put on your BALLS to keep them moist?

Tongues

I am going to try vaseline and socks on all my appendages!

Kiehls Creme de Corps

O'Keefe's Healthy Feet

works wonders

$7

My lover's cum

Vaseline petroleum jelly.

If your feet are chronically crusty and cracking you probably have a fungal infection.

Get that treated.

After wearing sandals all summer feet get cracks in heels. Take a bath with Epsom salt and soap. It works after a few rounds.

Vicks and socks.

Sometimes I rub my feet in James Cordon's WAP

R10). Greg is correct. Bag Balm keeps me from getting hiking blisters and my feet stay incredibly moisturized. Smells gross though.