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I was NOT eating!

I got a knife in my purse and I'm gonna cut you up after clyaaass!

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by Anonymousreply 94November 5, 2021 12:54 PM

I'm [bold]GLAD[/bold] I had an abortion!

by Anonymousreply 1October 21, 2021 11:31 PM

I'll have an EXTREMELY large glass of ice water.

by Anonymousreply 2October 21, 2021 11:33 PM

Every time I see a grammar troll post (which is never now that I have them all on block) I imagine the post is in this young woman’s voice

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by Anonymousreply 3October 21, 2021 11:39 PM

“I’d like to set far to this dump!”

by Anonymousreply 4October 21, 2021 11:39 PM

Point it the other way, Wink—you know how I DETEST organs!

by Anonymousreply 5October 21, 2021 11:39 PM

One of my favorite scenes

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by Anonymousreply 6October 21, 2021 11:41 PM

And remember mah offer still stands. If you get tahrd of bein' a Hairy Krishner, you can come live with me and be a lesbian!

by Anonymousreply 7October 21, 2021 11:41 PM

I couldn't POSSIBLY eat spaghetti! Do I look Italian?

by Anonymousreply 8October 21, 2021 11:41 PM

R3, my favorite part is "END she's been pessing nates!"

by Anonymousreply 9October 21, 2021 11:42 PM

I can get you a job at the baths, Mary!

by Anonymousreply 10October 21, 2021 11:43 PM

My favorite scene of the film

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by Anonymousreply 11October 21, 2021 11:44 PM

Now they're threatening me, these awful, cheap girls!

by Anonymousreply 12October 21, 2021 11:44 PM

No gay knocks for me!

by Anonymousreply 13October 21, 2021 11:46 PM

True, true, [bold]TRUE,[/bold] Miss Judefein! You must have been talking on the telephone instead of doing your homework last night!

by Anonymousreply 14October 21, 2021 11:46 PM

I underSTAND, Mister WEINburger!

by Anonymousreply 15October 21, 2021 11:48 PM

Anyone know what R3 said? It's some stupid cunt I've blocked because all she could do was talk about her anal warts going malignant.

She's the only person I've blocked. The twats who block everyone are just deranged psychos, but this one was a special case.

You'd want to stomp her with cha-cha heels.

by Anonymousreply 16October 21, 2021 11:48 PM

I'd be so proud if you was a fag.

by Anonymousreply 17October 21, 2021 11:49 PM

That's outrageous! I won't pay that for a warsh and set!

by Anonymousreply 18October 21, 2021 11:49 PM

You got any Spray Net, hon? Mah hair's fallin' raht dahn, raht off mah head!

by Anonymousreply 19October 21, 2021 11:50 PM

Look rough!

Look happy!

Look horrified at what you've done to your daughter!

by Anonymousreply 20October 21, 2021 11:53 PM

I've got something for your face, motherfucker!

by Anonymousreply 21October 21, 2021 11:54 PM

We tried to beat R16 with a car aerial, but NOTHING works!

by Anonymousreply 22October 21, 2021 11:55 PM

Oh, [italic]that.[/italic] I fell getting on the bus and hit my eye on the fare box. Well, I felt like a DAMN FOOL!

by Anonymousreply 23October 21, 2021 11:55 PM

Hey Mother, there's a shithead here to see you!

by Anonymousreply 24October 21, 2021 11:58 PM

I'll never have another one.

by Anonymousreply 25October 21, 2021 11:59 PM

I grew-up with relatives like that. Boorish, obese, unattractive, tacky and not very bright. Always fighting: "Where's my twenty-nine dollars?!".

I think it's why I enjoy it so much: reminds me of my aunt Goldie and her brood of ne'er-do-well children and their friends and neighbors.

by Anonymousreply 26October 22, 2021 12:00 AM

We already ARE sick of you!

by Anonymousreply 27October 22, 2021 12:03 AM

Dawn Davenport, Early Criminal

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by Anonymousreply 28October 22, 2021 12:03 AM

Writin' a book, hippie? Why don't you go listen to some folk music and GIVE ME A BREAK!

by Anonymousreply 29October 22, 2021 12:07 AM

Taffy: "Am I invited?"

Donald Dasher: "N!"

by Anonymousreply 30October 22, 2021 12:18 AM

It's astonishing that Jon Waters enjoyed so much celebrity via his films. He made bad writing, bad directing, bad acting, and overall bad film production a sort of art form in and of itself. I admit to being a fan. Fun fact: Edie Massey was born in 1918.

by Anonymousreply 31October 22, 2021 12:29 AM

Pretty pretty?

by Anonymousreply 32October 22, 2021 12:32 AM

"A SORT OF art form"?

"I ADMIT to being a fan."

Eat a big poop, Miss Pisspot.

by Anonymousreply 33October 22, 2021 12:36 AM

#31, I love that kind of gonzo filmmaking though. He had a cheap camera, thrift store clothes, local eccentric people, handmade sets and a need to document the lives of Balmer bottomfeeders.

His later films had more funding but weren't as interesting.

by Anonymousreply 34October 22, 2021 12:40 AM

Get the hook!

by Anonymousreply 35October 22, 2021 12:51 AM

“I’m afraid rats are going to jump out and bite my new nylons!”

by Anonymousreply 36October 22, 2021 1:43 AM

I'm gonna take it all back and get the money for it. You can do that, you know.

by Anonymousreply 37October 22, 2021 1:50 AM

Never gets old. Never.

by Anonymousreply 38October 22, 2021 1:56 AM

Amazing how things have changed in the last 30 years. When I was in college in the mid-80s and saw all the Waters/Divine/Mink Stole movies, Divine looked sooooo fucking alien up on the big screen. FF to today, and she looks almost, well, [italic]normal.[/italic] I go to the corner store, gas station, or fast food joint, and the random chicks taking my $$$ and bagging my stuff are sporting 3-inch long false eyelashes, garish and/or smoky eyeshadow, exaggerated brows, and eyeliner that'd make Cleopatra look like a toddler.

In the fucking DAYTIME.

by Anonymousreply 39October 22, 2021 1:57 AM

Well, I don't know what you're accustomed to in good grooming but this [italic]is[/italic] Le Lipstick Beauty Salon and not some bargain basement beauty school!

by Anonymousreply 40October 22, 2021 1:59 AM

- I wish I was a little girl.

- Well, throw a goddamn penny in a fountain and make a goddamn wish, and maybe it'll come true.

by Anonymousreply 41October 22, 2021 2:04 AM

“Ok, lezbeans!! Bumpin’ pussies is against the rules!”

by Anonymousreply 42October 22, 2021 2:20 AM


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by Anonymousreply 44October 22, 2021 2:51 AM

Well, hip-hop-hooray for your cheap climax! What about ME, fuckface?

by Anonymousreply 45October 22, 2021 2:53 AM

I wouldn't suck your dick if there was OXYGEN in your BALLS!

by Anonymousreply 46October 22, 2021 2:56 AM

Try one. They're really quite tasty.

Ooh, little mascara brushes! *Nomnomnom*

by Anonymousreply 47October 22, 2021 2:59 AM

I had some orally, earlier.

by Anonymousreply 48October 22, 2021 3:02 AM

We beauty czars know what is good for the blood!

by Anonymousreply 49October 22, 2021 3:04 AM


by Anonymousreply 50October 22, 2021 4:14 AM

Look at you two! Caught in the VERY act.

by Anonymousreply 51October 22, 2021 4:35 AM

Could somebody run and get me a double egg salad on white toast?

by Anonymousreply 52October 22, 2021 5:15 AM

Why don't you go listen to some folk music and give me a BREAK!

by Anonymousreply 53October 22, 2021 5:17 AM

“You devil, Dawn Davenport! Just look at your mother under that tree!”

by Anonymousreply 54October 22, 2021 11:28 AM

“I ast, and I better GIT!”

by Anonymousreply 55October 22, 2021 12:11 PM



by Anonymousreply 56October 22, 2021 6:11 PM

-What am I supposed to do now? That's what I'd like to know.

Well Miss Sandstone, You can eat shit for all I care or eat anything or do anything you like just don't assume that I want to know your troubles.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world, my kind of people and assholes and it's obvious which category that you belong to.

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by Anonymousreply 57October 22, 2021 6:40 PM

I got a hard-on. Beauty always give me a hard-on.

by Anonymousreply 58October 22, 2021 6:44 PM

You've turned our silent night into a hellious night, Dawn!

by Anonymousreply 59October 22, 2021 9:30 PM

You're going to put me in hospital for NERVE COLLAPSE!

by Anonymousreply 60October 22, 2021 9:31 PM

Look at you. I could vomit.

by Anonymousreply 61October 22, 2021 9:37 PM

It's the truth, Pigport, and you KNOW it!

by Anonymousreply 62October 22, 2021 9:37 PM

Hey, little Taffy, can you stretch like taffy?

by Anonymousreply 63October 22, 2021 9:38 PM

From your appearance, Miss Davenport, it looks like you never STOP eating!

by Anonymousreply 64October 22, 2021 10:12 PM


by Anonymousreply 65October 22, 2021 10:15 PM

You sneaky, conniving little abortion!

by Anonymousreply 66October 22, 2021 10:17 PM

Ah hope Ah get arrested! Ah hate this school and all these ignorant teachers who don't know one thing! AH'M the one who should be teachin'! Ah hate mah parents too!

by Anonymousreply 67October 23, 2021 6:51 AM

"What are you, some kind of princess?"


by Anonymousreply 68October 23, 2021 6:58 AM

Not on Christmas! Not on Christmas!

by Anonymousreply 69October 23, 2021 7:01 AM

I'm TRYING to get an education!

by Anonymousreply 70October 23, 2021 3:09 PM

You'll never get any money from me, cow!

Just cause you got them big udders, don't mean you're somethin' special!

by Anonymousreply 71October 23, 2021 3:10 PM

The things a woman has to go through to get some height.

by Anonymousreply 72October 23, 2021 9:33 PM

Not the hammer, Gator! Use the needle-nose pliers!

by Anonymousreply 73October 23, 2021 9:38 PM

Your directions were pinpoint-perfect! And your street—well, it's a street of charm!

by Anonymousreply 74October 23, 2021 9:55 PM

I'm moving to Detroit. I want to be near the auto-industry.

by Anonymousreply 75October 23, 2021 10:15 PM

Aw-TOO in-DUST-ry

by Anonymousreply 76October 23, 2021 10:26 PM

It's just a skirt and sweater!

by Anonymousreply 77November 5, 2021 10:22 AM

Do you want another whipping with that car aerial? It's right in that closet, don't forget!

by Anonymousreply 78November 5, 2021 10:27 AM

Can't you just sit there and look out into the air?

by Anonymousreply 79November 5, 2021 10:29 AM

She forced me at gunpoint into her crummy little house, stripped me of my clothes, and made me EXHIBIT MYSELF in FRONT of her!

by Anonymousreply 80November 5, 2021 11:10 AM

Ida: Are ya sure ya won't have another pretzel?

Ernie: I'm sure, Miss Thing, I'm sure! Pretzels give you plaque!

by Anonymousreply 81November 5, 2021 11:14 AM

Here it is ... one hell of a rotten face!

by Anonymousreply 82November 5, 2021 11:15 AM

The world of the heterosexual is a sick and boring life!

by Anonymousreply 83November 5, 2021 11:18 AM

Who wants to die for art?

by Anonymousreply 84November 5, 2021 11:21 AM

I do!

by Anonymousreply 85November 5, 2021 11:24 AM

Never have I encountered such a morally bankrupt group of people.

by Anonymousreply 86November 5, 2021 11:27 AM

I bruise and sue easily.

by Anonymousreply 87November 5, 2021 11:28 AM

Ida Nelson, that's a LIE!

by Anonymousreply 88November 5, 2021 11:29 AM

Ida wanna cracker?

by Anonymousreply 89November 5, 2021 11:30 AM

Nice girls don’t wear cha-cha heels!

by Anonymousreply 90November 5, 2021 11:35 AM

Dribbles : How's your little girl? Why don't you bring her in here more often?

Sally : Why? So you can undress her with your eyes? For Christ's sake, she's only six years old.

by Anonymousreply 91November 5, 2021 11:38 AM

“That fat bitch stole my wallet!”

by Anonymousreply 92November 5, 2021 12:07 PM

In OP's pic, Divine looks like fat Elizabeth Taylor.

by Anonymousreply 93November 5, 2021 12:10 PM

^I noticed that!

by Anonymousreply 94November 5, 2021 12:54 PM
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