I was NOT eating!

I'm [bold]GLAD[/bold] I had an abortion!

I'll have an EXTREMELY large glass of ice water.

Every time I see a grammar troll post (which is never now that I have them all on block) I imagine the post is in this young woman’s voice

“I’d like to set far to this dump!”

Point it the other way, Wink—you know how I DETEST organs!

One of my favorite scenes

And remember mah offer still stands. If you get tahrd of bein' a Hairy Krishner, you can come live with me and be a lesbian!

I couldn't POSSIBLY eat spaghetti! Do I look Italian?

R3, my favorite part is "END she's been pessing nates!"

I can get you a job at the baths, Mary!

My favorite scene of the film

Now they're threatening me, these awful, cheap girls!

No gay knocks for me!

True, true, [bold]TRUE,[/bold] Miss Judefein! You must have been talking on the telephone instead of doing your homework last night!

I underSTAND, Mister WEINburger!

Anyone know what R3 said? It's some stupid cunt I've blocked because all she could do was talk about her anal warts going malignant.

She's the only person I've blocked. The twats who block everyone are just deranged psychos, but this one was a special case.

You'd want to stomp her with cha-cha heels.

I'd be so proud if you was a fag.

That's outrageous! I won't pay that for a warsh and set!

You got any Spray Net, hon? Mah hair's fallin' raht dahn, raht off mah head!

Look rough!

Look happy!

Look horrified at what you've done to your daughter!

I've got something for your face, motherfucker!

We tried to beat R16 with a car aerial, but NOTHING works!

Oh, [italic]that.[/italic] I fell getting on the bus and hit my eye on the fare box. Well, I felt like a DAMN FOOL!

Hey Mother, there's a shithead here to see you!

I'll never have another one.

I grew-up with relatives like that. Boorish, obese, unattractive, tacky and not very bright. Always fighting: "Where's my twenty-nine dollars?!".

I think it's why I enjoy it so much: reminds me of my aunt Goldie and her brood of ne'er-do-well children and their friends and neighbors.

We already ARE sick of you!

Dawn Davenport, Early Criminal

Writin' a book, hippie? Why don't you go listen to some folk music and GIVE ME A BREAK!

Taffy: "Am I invited?"

Donald Dasher: "N!"

It's astonishing that Jon Waters enjoyed so much celebrity via his films. He made bad writing, bad directing, bad acting, and overall bad film production a sort of art form in and of itself. I admit to being a fan. Fun fact: Edie Massey was born in 1918.

Pretty pretty?

"A SORT OF art form"?

"I ADMIT to being a fan."

Eat a big poop, Miss Pisspot.

#31, I love that kind of gonzo filmmaking though. He had a cheap camera, thrift store clothes, local eccentric people, handmade sets and a need to document the lives of Balmer bottomfeeders.

His later films had more funding but weren't as interesting.

Get the hook!

“I’m afraid rats are going to jump out and bite my new nylons!”

I'm gonna take it all back and get the money for it. You can do that, you know.

Never gets old. Never.

Amazing how things have changed in the last 30 years. When I was in college in the mid-80s and saw all the Waters/Divine/Mink Stole movies, Divine looked sooooo fucking alien up on the big screen. FF to today, and she looks almost, well, [italic]normal.[/italic] I go to the corner store, gas station, or fast food joint, and the random chicks taking my $$$ and bagging my stuff are sporting 3-inch long false eyelashes, garish and/or smoky eyeshadow, exaggerated brows, and eyeliner that'd make Cleopatra look like a toddler.

In the fucking DAYTIME.

Well, I don't know what you're accustomed to in good grooming but this [italic]is[/italic] Le Lipstick Beauty Salon and not some bargain basement beauty school!

- I wish I was a little girl.

- Well, throw a goddamn penny in a fountain and make a goddamn wish, and maybe it'll come true.

“Ok, lezbeans!! Bumpin’ pussies is against the rules!”

TAKE THE HAIRDO BACK! 💦

GET THE FUCK OUT!

Well, hip-hop-hooray for your cheap climax! What about ME, fuckface?

I wouldn't suck your dick if there was OXYGEN in your BALLS!

Try one. They're really quite tasty.

Ooh, little mascara brushes! *Nomnomnom*

I had some orally, earlier.

We beauty czars know what is good for the blood!

"LIQUID EYELINER!!!!"

Look at you two! Caught in the VERY act.

Could somebody run and get me a double egg salad on white toast?

Why don't you go listen to some folk music and give me a BREAK!

“You devil, Dawn Davenport! Just look at your mother under that tree!”

“I ast, and I better GIT!”

BEAUTY BEAUTY LOOK AT YOU

WISH TO GOD I HAD IT TOO!

-What am I supposed to do now? That's what I'd like to know.

Well Miss Sandstone, You can eat shit for all I care or eat anything or do anything you like just don't assume that I want to know your troubles.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world, my kind of people and assholes and it's obvious which category that you belong to.

I got a hard-on. Beauty always give me a hard-on.

You've turned our silent night into a hellious night, Dawn!

You're going to put me in hospital for NERVE COLLAPSE!

Look at you. I could vomit.

It's the truth, Pigport, and you KNOW it!

Hey, little Taffy, can you stretch like taffy?

From your appearance, Miss Davenport, it looks like you never STOP eating!

I want MEAT and POTATAHS!

You sneaky, conniving little abortion!

Ah hope Ah get arrested! Ah hate this school and all these ignorant teachers who don't know one thing! AH'M the one who should be teachin'! Ah hate mah parents too!

"What are you, some kind of princess?"

"Yeah: PRINCESS PERFECT!"

Not on Christmas! Not on Christmas!

I'm TRYING to get an education!

You'll never get any money from me, cow!

Just cause you got them big udders, don't mean you're somethin' special!

The things a woman has to go through to get some height.

Not the hammer, Gator! Use the needle-nose pliers!

Your directions were pinpoint-perfect! And your street—well, it's a street of charm!

I'm moving to Detroit. I want to be near the auto-industry.

Aw-TOO in-DUST-ry

It's just a skirt and sweater!

Do you want another whipping with that car aerial? It's right in that closet, don't forget!

Can't you just sit there and look out into the air?

She forced me at gunpoint into her crummy little house, stripped me of my clothes, and made me EXHIBIT MYSELF in FRONT of her!

Ida: Are ya sure ya won't have another pretzel?

Ernie: I'm sure, Miss Thing, I'm sure! Pretzels give you plaque!

Here it is ... one hell of a rotten face!

The world of the heterosexual is a sick and boring life!

Who wants to die for art?

I do!

Never have I encountered such a morally bankrupt group of people.

I bruise and sue easily.

Ida Nelson, that's a LIE!

Ida wanna cracker?

Nice girls don’t wear cha-cha heels!

Dribbles : How's your little girl? Why don't you bring her in here more often?

Sally : Why? So you can undress her with your eyes? For Christ's sake, she's only six years old.

“That fat bitch stole my wallet!”

In OP's pic, Divine looks like fat Elizabeth Taylor.

^I noticed that!