Tasteful friends: What do you think of this finca in Jerez de la Frontera, Spain.

I don't know your circumstances or your lifestyle, but if you think rural Spain is the answer then that's your decision

It's not rural. It's in Jerez. Sevilla is close. Cadiz, the beach, etc. I have a huge family here..

^ Ok, having family there makes a difference, but it still looks pretty rural

Are you sure you’ll be able to get your favorite brand of toilet paper there? Are the store shelves absolutely brimming with products?

What is the price of gay and alfalfa? How much is the flight for the horses going to cost? For two?

I can imagine with all of your cash it doesn’t matter…

¿Como se dice ‘humblebrag’ en castellano?

That’s a lot of tile flooring.

How is this bragging g? If you love your animals you cope. No more expensive than furniture to transport

You guys don't know Spain if you think Jerez is rural.

Are you Hilaria?

I'd have to see inside the stalls and tack-room before I could even begin to comment.

Do you muck-out and feed yourself or will you have a stable-boy?

Good gawd, you don't have those Andalusian horses that are forced to do tricks do you? Its right up there with rodeo as far as cruelty to animals go.

We usually do it but we have help as well. But our horses are usually in pasture. The barn is available to them always so they decide.

U think I'm going to ask my cousin to look at this place and take photos.

It looks kind of basic if you ask me but it's not terrible. The area is great.

OP, what would the property taxes/equivalent be on a place like that?

It has what appears to be good fencing which is important. Fencing costs a fortune on large properties.

The grass looks kinda worked over and sparse in the pasture, you'll need to keep the hay coming; just sayin...

Yes, my cousin has a finca and many horses. He has the hay connection for us. I've ridden with him in the ferris. It's fantastic.

[quote]I've ridden with him in the ferris.

What's a ferris?

My error. FERIA I'm in Energency at the moment. Feel like shit. Making errors

[quote] Water is via the town supply (without Chlorine) and well water. The non chlorinated water could be made potable with the addition of a chlorine pump.

Stock up on Pepto-Bismol because you will have constant diarrhea.

House and pool look fine. Surrounding countryside just looks hot and boring. Buena suerte!

I'm worried about the horses getting colic from the change in water. Is there a good local veterinarian available at a moments notice?

That lighthouse lamp (?) I guess is a conversation starter?

We have well water here, too. No big deal. My cousin will check this out.

What about a farrier? Or are your horses barefoot.

I can't make out the 2 residences from these photos. Can you?

Oh course you have a large family, you Catholic!

Yeah, many aunts, uncles, cousins. It's great.

It seems that you are counting on your cousin to do a lot. What's going to happen when you find out that he and your bf have been shacking up in the stables because your bf is so bored living in the boondocks? Oh it's Europe and in the movies Europeans aren't bothered by such things.

Google Feria de Jerez. If you ride you have to do it.

How tf is this the boondocks if it's near the airport and Jerez city?

Damn so many people in Energency today. Fuck ne.

R29. You know I have wondered about this because this cousin is gay and a Flanenci dancer who h najes him hot.

R22. Jerez is the horse center of Spain. Everything and mire a horse needs is here. The Spanish Riding School is here.

Our horses are not shod but we don't do then on hard surfaces.

Ride then.

Well smell, OP. Who moves with horses! Keep them in your stables in Saratoga or Virginia or Kentucky, or on your Estancia. My dear I've heard some keep them in Qatar with the Arabs.

Many people move with horses. There are air raft just for this purpose. The polo ponies fly round the world.

Is "finca' Spanish for redneck farm?

It's interesting, for sure. It looks like they invite the horses in to dine what with that trough in the living room and bowls of fresh fruit all around.

It is definitely a great fit for an outdoorsy horse person. If it were mine there are a lot of changes I'd make, but it will never be mine. My dreams lie elsewhere.

[quote]What is the price of gay

You'll have to check rentmen.com for that.

The pool looks like the pool in a lot of porno scenes

It has very good bones. Love the beamed ceilings. Paint colours are terrible but when repainted would make a huge difference. Someone upthread mentioned that there are a lot of tiles, and while I'm not a fan of the style, tiles make sense given the hot climate. The fenced in patio can also be used as a catio!

The holding cell is a nice touch.

R31 - I hope you’re okay, OP!

I like the property. It’s cute, and looks great for the horses.

Ha! My neighbors at the front have a 20 yo yard horse. They cover the back deck railing with a blanket or something to keep the horse from poking her head on the deck.

R19, you in danger girl?

OP has $30,000 to fly his horses to Spain but can’t take a loss on his rural mini-farm south of Denver…

OP- I wouldn't move to Spain so quick. They are in BIG trouble for the winter because of a lack of sufficient energy supplies.

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On the way home we drove through McDonalds and our total came to $13.13 We laughed our asses off

Happy Birthday to me in 2 hours. Jaja.

I hope I make it home to my finca in beautiful Andalucia

The windows all have bars.

Sorry OP. That’s not good.

I like it. I grew up with horses on rural properties, all with well water and it was the best water I've ever tasted. I also see they have a pretty well established garden plot with possibly vineyards. I actually like the kitchen and think it's kind of quaint.

is this a nice area? Need to upgrade outdoor kitchen. I am not a fan of brick. Love the horse and the pool.

I don't know about the exact location of thus finca. The pub says it's near the airport, but quiet, and close to town. I like that but we'll see.

I think the property looks run down even in these photos. And what's that tall tower out in oasture? The agricultural storage area looks iffy. No matter. If everything else is OK we can use the negative points to knock down the price

Well, I haaate the yellow. Yellow + brown everywhere, ugh.

Next door to airport! Quiet as a nunnery! Perfect for old, deaf troll!

Our property in Palm Springs is near the airport but we get no noise because of the flight plan.

R54. Ever heard of paint?

Finca stinka

Here's a satellite map of the area. Scroll down at link. I actually like this place is near the airport Easy hop to Madrid which is like flying from SF to LA and much less expensive