Man has his penis size REDUCED so his wife is happier 'in bed'

Just a little off the top.

Fake news

Well gee, if it's a story some rando called into the radio it must be true.

Well, there's something you don't hear every day.

Quitter

In other words, he hasn't yet figured out how to use his junk.

Just stick in the tip. Problem solved ... well, until you butchered your dong.

They should have just bought a couple of those those penis donut rings. You slide it on your schlong all the way to the base, and it prevents the last inch or two from getting into the vag.

Link this to the "how do you know someone has psychological problems" thread.

Fetish body mod.

Bro, you were cock-chopped

Hmmm, for some reason the phrase, "Don't lower the bridge, raise the river" comes to mind.

R12 That makes no sense at all.

Just the tip? Amateurs.

R12 You are mangling the title of an obscure Jerry Lewis movie "Don't Raise the Bridge, Lower the River" in reference to a Australian radio conversation about a penis-reduction procedure that never took place.

Never get involved with a woman. Never. There is no limit to what they will ask of you. None.

Screw the wife, the line forms over here for people who would be happy with you just the way you are

This is a joke from a Christopher Guest movie, I can't remember which one, but Fred Willard insists he had a penis reduction surgery because it was too much for his wife Catherine O'Hara.

[quote] in reference to a Australian radio conversation

[quote]—your life has come to this

Maybe, but I’ll bet you he knows articles.

[quote] I had an inch and a half [3.81cm] taken off,'

Damn. That puts me into negative territory. I’d be accused of trying to trans myself!

Fake. No man would do this. He would replace his woman.

R19 It's a difficult thing to be witty while being supercilious. You are wise not to attempt it.

I keep seeing videos of gay/bi/pan men on TikTok saying they don’t like big dicks.

^ They're lying

Big dicks are great for having one's ass fucked.

But the good old standard issue average sized dick is best for sucking.

The best combination is the average sized dick on a man with a small fist. That's the best of all worlds.

Can I have his junk?

I feel his pain. When you are a bit too big sex is a chore. It’s not like it is in the “movies”.

[quote]ust stick in the tip. Problem solved ... well, until you butchered your dong.

Lots of men won't accept that, won't even think of just sticking the tip in because they believe women want big long ones. So finally dummy listens to his wife and creates a ridiculous solution.

He could have bought something like this, or do what I do and use a thicker cock ring.

She has more than one hole, doesn't she?

So NO ONE has ever seen "Deep Throat?"

Then what happens when they get divorced because she finds a man with a huge dick she can't resist?

So he removed the head? That eliminates all pleasure for him while having sex. He should have agreed to it only if she first had her clitoris removed. They both sound bat-shit crazy.

Pics for proof please

[quote]Just stick in the tip. Problem solved ... well, until you butchered your dong.

Do you understand how heterosexual sex works?

Straight people problems.

So the Daily Mail uses a Getty images picture of a black couple and this is suppose to be an Australian couple? Yes I know there are some black people in Australia but I would really like to know if the couple was black or the DM was just playing into the stereotype.

It is a Getty Image under the heading "anxious patient sitting waiting for doctor"

This would have been a better picture.

This never happened.

What nonsense. It’s built for a 10 pound baby to come down but it can’t accommodate his dick?

^ She had the obstetrician remove the baby's limbs first as it was too big to deliver.

After he got chopped, she probably found another excuse not to fuck him.

[quote]So the Daily Mail uses a Getty images picture of a black couple and this is suppose to be an Australian couple? Yes I know there are some black people in Australia but I would really like to know if the couple was black or the DM was just playing into the stereotype.

I found a photo of the actual Australian couple:

It only takes a little self-control to NOT go balls deep. What a dork.

R44 That's not how men and women fuck. Sticking your dick in halfway isn't satisfying. A vagina isn't an anus.

She couldn't get a vagina enlargement?

Entitled bitch.

I've heard of this being done in the past when the cock had a sharp curve and other remedies don't work. I believe that now there are less drastic surgeries that can correct the curve without reducing the length.

Who wantsh a shmaller penish--amirite girlsh?

[quote]That's not how men and women fuck. Sticking your dick in halfway isn't satisfying. A vagina isn't an anus.

Satisfying to WHO? Big one in too far hits the cervix and it is far from satisfying.

My husband has a huge cock. If he had it reduced, I’d kick him out. I have no problem deep throating it or taking it up the ass.

They left out, where that man was like "and, six months after I had it done, she left me."

Waiting For Guffman, r18. Hilarious scene

now that's a dedicated and supportive husband.

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

Women are the most selfish loathsome creatures

A surgeon who mutilates a 10 inch penis should lose his license to practice. Possibly be executed.

[Quote]I had my penis chopped down a little bit shorter.

I'm filing this under "Things a gay man would NEVER do."

R47 - He won't be worshipped here by these queens. He leans to the right.

[quote]Satisfying to WHO? Big one in too far hits the cervix and it is far from satisfying.

Haha. The person I was talking about was suggesting a man could get off putting his penis part of the way in, and someone else upthread said something similar. A vagina is't as tight as a man's hole and halfway would satisfy no one.

I guess in the situation this couple is in, it would make sense. But I can only think - the wife unexpectedly dies two or three months later, then--?

I hope he is an organ donor, and gave the 'leftover' to some needy micropeen. 😲