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Man has his penis size REDUCED so his wife is happier 'in bed'

'I had my penis chopped down a little bit shorter. She complained it was too long, too big - I had an inch and a half [3.81cm] taken off,' Dan said.

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by Anonymousreply 60October 24, 2021 7:06 AM

Just a little off the top.

by Anonymousreply 1October 21, 2021 12:07 PM

Fake news

by Anonymousreply 2October 21, 2021 12:10 PM

Well gee, if it's a story some rando called into the radio it must be true.

by Anonymousreply 3October 21, 2021 12:15 PM

Well, there's something you don't hear every day.

by Anonymousreply 4October 21, 2021 12:17 PM

Quitter

by Anonymousreply 5October 21, 2021 12:19 PM

In other words, he hasn't yet figured out how to use his junk.

by Anonymousreply 6October 21, 2021 12:19 PM

Just stick in the tip. Problem solved ... well, until you butchered your dong.

by Anonymousreply 7October 21, 2021 12:21 PM

They should have just bought a couple of those those penis donut rings. You slide it on your schlong all the way to the base, and it prevents the last inch or two from getting into the vag.

by Anonymousreply 8October 21, 2021 12:26 PM

Link this to the "how do you know someone has psychological problems" thread.

by Anonymousreply 9October 21, 2021 12:30 PM

Fetish body mod.

by Anonymousreply 10October 21, 2021 12:31 PM

Bro, you were cock-chopped

by Anonymousreply 11October 21, 2021 12:34 PM

Hmmm, for some reason the phrase, "Don't lower the bridge, raise the river" comes to mind.

by Anonymousreply 12October 21, 2021 12:35 PM

R12 That makes no sense at all.

by Anonymousreply 13October 21, 2021 12:48 PM

Just the tip? Amateurs.

by Anonymousreply 14October 21, 2021 12:52 PM

R12 You are mangling the title of an obscure Jerry Lewis movie "Don't Raise the Bridge, Lower the River" in reference to a Australian radio conversation about a penis-reduction procedure that never took place.

by Anonymousreply 15October 21, 2021 1:07 PM

Never get involved with a woman. Never. There is no limit to what they will ask of you. None.

by Anonymousreply 16October 21, 2021 1:22 PM

Screw the wife, the line forms over here for people who would be happy with you just the way you are

by Anonymousreply 17October 21, 2021 1:32 PM

This is a joke from a Christopher Guest movie, I can't remember which one, but Fred Willard insists he had a penis reduction surgery because it was too much for his wife Catherine O'Hara.

by Anonymousreply 18October 21, 2021 1:36 PM

[quote] in reference to a Australian radio conversation

[quote]—your life has come to this

Maybe, but I’ll bet you he knows articles.

by Anonymousreply 19October 21, 2021 1:51 PM

[quote] I had an inch and a half [3.81cm] taken off,'

Damn. That puts me into negative territory. I’d be accused of trying to trans myself!

by Anonymousreply 20October 21, 2021 1:52 PM

Fake. No man would do this. He would replace his woman.

by Anonymousreply 21October 21, 2021 1:55 PM

R19 It's a difficult thing to be witty while being supercilious. You are wise not to attempt it.

by Anonymousreply 22October 21, 2021 1:56 PM

I keep seeing videos of gay/bi/pan men on TikTok saying they don’t like big dicks.

by Anonymousreply 23October 21, 2021 1:56 PM

^ They're lying

by Anonymousreply 24October 21, 2021 1:57 PM

Big dicks are great for having one's ass fucked.

But the good old standard issue average sized dick is best for sucking.

The best combination is the average sized dick on a man with a small fist. That's the best of all worlds.

by Anonymousreply 25October 21, 2021 2:02 PM

Can I have his junk?

by Anonymousreply 26October 21, 2021 2:06 PM

I feel his pain. When you are a bit too big sex is a chore. It’s not like it is in the “movies”.

by Anonymousreply 27October 21, 2021 2:07 PM

[quote]ust stick in the tip. Problem solved ... well, until you butchered your dong.

Lots of men won't accept that, won't even think of just sticking the tip in because they believe women want big long ones. So finally dummy listens to his wife and creates a ridiculous solution.

by Anonymousreply 28October 21, 2021 2:08 PM

He could have bought something like this, or do what I do and use a thicker cock ring.

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by Anonymousreply 29October 21, 2021 2:15 PM

She has more than one hole, doesn't she?

by Anonymousreply 30October 21, 2021 2:54 PM

So NO ONE has ever seen "Deep Throat?"

by Anonymousreply 31October 21, 2021 3:54 PM

Then what happens when they get divorced because she finds a man with a huge dick she can't resist?

by Anonymousreply 32October 21, 2021 3:57 PM

So he removed the head? That eliminates all pleasure for him while having sex. He should have agreed to it only if she first had her clitoris removed. They both sound bat-shit crazy.

by Anonymousreply 33October 23, 2021 2:32 PM

Pics for proof please

by Anonymousreply 34October 23, 2021 2:38 PM

[quote]Just stick in the tip. Problem solved ... well, until you butchered your dong.

Do you understand how heterosexual sex works?

by Anonymousreply 35October 23, 2021 2:38 PM

Straight people problems.

by Anonymousreply 36October 23, 2021 2:46 PM

So the Daily Mail uses a Getty images picture of a black couple and this is suppose to be an Australian couple? Yes I know there are some black people in Australia but I would really like to know if the couple was black or the DM was just playing into the stereotype.

It is a Getty Image under the heading "anxious patient sitting waiting for doctor"

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by Anonymousreply 37October 23, 2021 2:54 PM

This would have been a better picture.

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by Anonymousreply 38October 23, 2021 2:57 PM

This never happened.

by Anonymousreply 39October 23, 2021 3:10 PM

What nonsense. It’s built for a 10 pound baby to come down but it can’t accommodate his dick?

by Anonymousreply 40October 23, 2021 3:19 PM

^ She had the obstetrician remove the baby's limbs first as it was too big to deliver.

by Anonymousreply 41October 23, 2021 3:22 PM

After he got chopped, she probably found another excuse not to fuck him.

by Anonymousreply 42October 23, 2021 3:24 PM

[quote]So the Daily Mail uses a Getty images picture of a black couple and this is suppose to be an Australian couple? Yes I know there are some black people in Australia but I would really like to know if the couple was black or the DM was just playing into the stereotype.

I found a photo of the actual Australian couple:

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by Anonymousreply 43October 23, 2021 3:32 PM

It only takes a little self-control to NOT go balls deep. What a dork.

by Anonymousreply 44October 23, 2021 3:50 PM

R44 That's not how men and women fuck. Sticking your dick in halfway isn't satisfying. A vagina isn't an anus.

by Anonymousreply 45October 23, 2021 3:57 PM

She couldn't get a vagina enlargement?

Entitled bitch.

by Anonymousreply 46October 23, 2021 3:57 PM

I've heard of this being done in the past when the cock had a sharp curve and other remedies don't work. I believe that now there are less drastic surgeries that can correct the curve without reducing the length.

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by Anonymousreply 47October 23, 2021 4:17 PM

Who wantsh a shmaller penish--amirite girlsh?

by Anonymousreply 48October 23, 2021 4:24 PM

[quote]That's not how men and women fuck. Sticking your dick in halfway isn't satisfying. A vagina isn't an anus.

Satisfying to WHO? Big one in too far hits the cervix and it is far from satisfying.

by Anonymousreply 49October 23, 2021 4:36 PM

My husband has a huge cock. If he had it reduced, I’d kick him out. I have no problem deep throating it or taking it up the ass.

by Anonymousreply 50October 23, 2021 4:55 PM

They left out, where that man was like "and, six months after I had it done, she left me."

by Anonymousreply 51October 23, 2021 5:08 PM

Waiting For Guffman, r18. Hilarious scene

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by Anonymousreply 52October 23, 2021 5:26 PM

now that's a dedicated and supportive husband.

by Anonymousreply 53October 23, 2021 5:28 PM

Oh My God. The interview is hilarious, I had to rewind it. This is what the husband said in his Australian accent, "She used to complain that it was too long, too big...um, WHEN I USED TO POUND HER."

How romantic!

He was 10 inches.

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by Anonymousreply 54October 23, 2021 5:34 PM

Women are the most selfish loathsome creatures

by Anonymousreply 55October 23, 2021 5:36 PM

A surgeon who mutilates a 10 inch penis should lose his license to practice. Possibly be executed.

by Anonymousreply 56October 23, 2021 5:43 PM

[Quote]I had my penis chopped down a little bit shorter.

I'm filing this under "Things a gay man would NEVER do."

by Anonymousreply 57October 23, 2021 5:44 PM

R47 - He won't be worshipped here by these queens. He leans to the right.

by Anonymousreply 58October 23, 2021 5:44 PM

[quote]Satisfying to WHO? Big one in too far hits the cervix and it is far from satisfying.

Haha. The person I was talking about was suggesting a man could get off putting his penis part of the way in, and someone else upthread said something similar. A vagina is't as tight as a man's hole and halfway would satisfy no one.

I guess in the situation this couple is in, it would make sense. But I can only think - the wife unexpectedly dies two or three months later, then--?

by Anonymousreply 59October 23, 2021 5:56 PM

I hope he is an organ donor, and gave the 'leftover' to some needy micropeen. 😲

by Anonymousreply 60October 24, 2021 7:06 AM
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