Let's be the "Truth Social" board, from the "Trump Media and Technology Corp"

I’m the lack of understanding with regards to the network effect.

I'm the remaining users on the other social media platforms who are relieved that they no longer will be subjected to right-wing conspiracy theories, bad grammar and misspellings, and stupid memes of Trump-as-Rambo.

I'll be the constant service outages

I'm the outsourced vendors that do all the coding for the site. I end up getting stiffed when it comes time to pay me for my work.

What's the over/under on the # of days before it goes under?

I'm the absence of truth and the presence of anti-social trolls.

I'll be the "monthly service charges" taken out of your bank account, even though you didn't sign up for recurring monthly charges

It will take you months of constant phone calls/emails for us to stop the charges.

Happy Birthday

It will take so long, that you will actually have a birthday (or two) before you see your money

I guess it will be easier for the FBI to monitor all the Trumpian criminals in one place!

I'm the fear and dread of what they will actually offer as "non-woke" entertainment programming

I'm the rage tweets about an unrelated topic that Trump will unleash once Truth Social, like Trump University, Trump steaks, and the Trump presidency, fails publicly and in an utterly humiliating way.

I’m Trump who thinks a social network is akin to setting up a website on GoDaddy.

I am Twitter and Facebook NOT shaking in my boots with this pending competition

He’ll ask for money to start it, then ask for money to keep it going, then he’ll fold up, take the money and run.

I’m like every other Trump-branded scheme—scam as many people as possible before word gets around that it’s 💩 and you’ll get ripped off.

I’m the Dunning–Kruger effect.

I'm the pop up ads for pillows, Depend, Sudafed, Ivermectin, Kim Kardashian merch.....

He's in so much legal trouble and so far gone that he's saying anything and everything for attention. It's funny how QAnon has been silent for the last few months after their last prediction of him reclaiming the presidency obviously didn't pan out.

I’m TrumpTV—the sister network Trump is too broke to finance—and not something anyone with any money or sense would ever invest in, because bird brain would run it into the ground.

I'm the ranting and raving videos that The Cocaine Cowboy, don jr posts in the middle of the night

This type of thing worked out so well when Parlor did it

I'm the personal data that gets hacked within the first month of operation.

I'm the bankruptcy three years out.

I'm the back end service run on servers in Russia with really shitty security.

I’m Boris, trying to radicalize DL.

I give it a month before they start to post things like this:

"Hey Patriots! How about I creep back onto those "woke" platforms, just to check on how much we're owning all the DemonRATS, now that all us REAL AMERICANS can say what we want without being muzzled or cancelled! I will report back about how we've OWNED THEM LIBS!" "I'm back, guys. Um, they don't seem to miss us, at all really. Yeah, I know. Must be whatever was in them shots they all took!"

By month 2:

"Is anyone else getting sick of Scott Baio? Why do the Libs get the better looking Hollywood people and we get James Woods and Baio?"

By 3 months:

"Has anyone else been hacked?"

I’m the addition to this list:

Trump Steaks...Years in business: 1 GoTrump.Com ...Years in business: 1 Trump Airlines..Years in business: 4 Trump Vodka...Years in business: 5 Trump Mortgage...Years in business: 1.5 Trump: The Game...Years in business: 1 Trump Magazine...Years in business: 2 Trump University...Years in business: 6...$25,000,000 FRAUD Trump Ice...Years in business: Less than 1 The New Jersey Generals...Years in business: 2 Tour de Trump...Years in business: 2 Trump on the Ocean...Years in business: 0.3 The Trump Network...Years in business: 2 Trumped!...Years in business: 4 Trump New Media...Years in business: None Trump Baja Oceanfront Condos…never broke ground Trump Taj Mahal..BANKRUPT Trump Plaza and Casino..BANKRUPT Trump Hotels and Casinos Resorts..BANKRUPT Trump Entertainment Resorts..BANKRUPT Trump Castle... BANKRUPT Plaza Hotel..BANKRUPT Trump Tower Tampa..BANKRUPT Trump Tower Montreal... BANKRUPT Trump International Hotel Vancouver…..BANKRUPT Trump DC Hotel ……GOING BANKRUPT

I'm Mark Zuckerberg crossing "Truth Social" off the list of potential new names to replace Facebook

I'm the millions of dollars in bailout money from Russian and Chinese mafia that will keep the network going without profitability for years.

I'm the opposite of what Trump says, the real name of the platform is "Lies Anti-Social" which will be their mission statement as well

I'm the bus that rolls over and crashes thanks to all the employees thrown under it.

I’m the TrumpSocial landing page that has already been hacked.

(No, really. I am)

That is so damned funny R31

They bringing Amos n Andy back?

I'm the DLer who tired of hearing about Trump.

I'm SUCCESS Cologne, just $89.95 at the TRUTH Social store!

I'm the thanks given for our constitutional right to free speech! And now that that’s out of the way, here’s a list of people we need to ban from our platform…

Under all the hype and hoopla: what does he have to offer the American people? He was President for 4 years, coasting on the fumes of the Obama presidency. What did he do with all that time besides get in trouble?

This is why I think he'll fail in his 2nd bid for POTUS: in 2016 he was an unknown quantity, a 'genius billionaire business' making grandiose promises. But he didn't deliver. He failed. So why would all these voters give him a 2nd chance?

I'm the Grift, and I will never end.

I the windows 95 server admin hired to run the computers.

I'm Trump's neck vagina.

I've already started accumulating lint and other stuff that makes my neck gash smell, and now Vanky won't sit next to me.

This can't be good for the Truth Social board.

I'm the stolen code Trump used to build his site.

I'm the legions of devious rage-filled white supremists who will be the majority of members.

I'll be the flooding of pedo porn and super racist shit that will flood the board and the poor, untrained, unqualified and underpaid (if at all!) moderators trying to get it under control.

I'm the Tracfones powered by Cricket Wireless that will have this app preloaded. Right next to the McDonald's apps and Cracker Barrel apps.

I'm my crazy Q cousin who will loudly and publicly declare: "I'M DELETING MY FACEBOOK PAGE AND MOVING TO TRUTH SOCIAL".......and then she'll be back on Facebook in less than a week.

I am the advert for Ivanka's high end shoe line. Deplorables will squeeze they giant, ugly hoofs into the shoddy shoes to show their support for Trump and MAGA. And making their anti Trans statment in public. Ivanka won't care. She just takes their money.

I’m the sinister smoky atmosphere in the darkly lit boardroom

Hi, I'm 28 days later - not the movie, but when this thing fails and all of the losers who pretended to deactivate their Twitter accounts, go back to Twitter (I doubt they ever would've left).

you think it will last 28 days??

R49, I'm a "half-full" kind guy.

kinda*

I'm all of the libs they won't be able to own because we won't be there. I'm also the boredom that sets in once those idiots realize that.

[quote]I am the advert for Ivanka's high end shoe line.

Made from the finest Corinthian pleather!

I’m Roseanne Barr, Scott Baio and Michael Richards, hoping our calls get returned.

I’m username FuckJoeNTheHoe72, posting during my smoke break at the cornstarch factory. It’s the only dopamine rush I get all day between getting yelled at by my boss, mother and baby mamas.