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Let's be the "Truth Social" board, from the "Trump Media and Technology Corp"

Donald Trump said that he’s launching a new social media service, Truth Social, through a newly formed company called Trump Media and Technology Corp.

Truth Social will have a nationwide rollout in the first quarter of 2022, with a beta launch next month, according to a press release.

According to the announcement, the company also intends a subscription video on demand service, TMTG+, that will feature “non-woke” entertainment programming.

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by Anonymousreply 55October 22, 2021 9:53 PM

I’m the lack of understanding with regards to the network effect.

by Anonymousreply 1October 21, 2021 4:23 AM

I'm the remaining users on the other social media platforms who are relieved that they no longer will be subjected to right-wing conspiracy theories, bad grammar and misspellings, and stupid memes of Trump-as-Rambo.

by Anonymousreply 2October 21, 2021 4:29 AM

I'll be the constant service outages

by Anonymousreply 3October 21, 2021 4:31 AM

I'm the outsourced vendors that do all the coding for the site. I end up getting stiffed when it comes time to pay me for my work.

by Anonymousreply 4October 21, 2021 4:34 AM

What's the over/under on the # of days before it goes under?

by Anonymousreply 5October 21, 2021 4:36 AM

I'm the absence of truth and the presence of anti-social trolls.

by Anonymousreply 6October 21, 2021 4:38 AM

I'll be the "monthly service charges" taken out of your bank account, even though you didn't sign up for recurring monthly charges

It will take you months of constant phone calls/emails for us to stop the charges.

Happy Birthday

It will take so long, that you will actually have a birthday (or two) before you see your money

by Anonymousreply 7October 21, 2021 4:38 AM

I guess it will be easier for the FBI to monitor all the Trumpian criminals in one place!

by Anonymousreply 8October 21, 2021 4:43 AM

I'm the fear and dread of what they will actually offer as "non-woke" entertainment programming

by Anonymousreply 9October 21, 2021 4:44 AM

I'm the rage tweets about an unrelated topic that Trump will unleash once Truth Social, like Trump University, Trump steaks, and the Trump presidency, fails publicly and in an utterly humiliating way.

by Anonymousreply 10October 21, 2021 4:45 AM

I’m Trump who thinks a social network is akin to setting up a website on GoDaddy.

by Anonymousreply 11October 21, 2021 4:45 AM

I am Twitter and Facebook NOT shaking in my boots with this pending competition

by Anonymousreply 12October 21, 2021 4:47 AM

He’ll ask for money to start it, then ask for money to keep it going, then he’ll fold up, take the money and run.

by Anonymousreply 13October 21, 2021 4:48 AM

I’m like every other Trump-branded scheme—scam as many people as possible before word gets around that it’s 💩 and you’ll get ripped off.

by Anonymousreply 14October 21, 2021 4:48 AM

I’m the Dunning–Kruger effect.

by Anonymousreply 15October 21, 2021 4:49 AM

I'm the pop up ads for pillows, Depend, Sudafed, Ivermectin, Kim Kardashian merch.....

by Anonymousreply 16October 21, 2021 4:49 AM

He's in so much legal trouble and so far gone that he's saying anything and everything for attention. It's funny how QAnon has been silent for the last few months after their last prediction of him reclaiming the presidency obviously didn't pan out.

by Anonymousreply 17October 21, 2021 4:50 AM

I’m TrumpTV—the sister network Trump is too broke to finance—and not something anyone with any money or sense would ever invest in, because bird brain would run it into the ground.

by Anonymousreply 18October 21, 2021 4:53 AM

I'm the ranting and raving videos that The Cocaine Cowboy, don jr posts in the middle of the night

by Anonymousreply 19October 21, 2021 5:00 AM

This type of thing worked out so well when Parlor did it

by Anonymousreply 20October 21, 2021 5:01 AM

I'm the personal data that gets hacked within the first month of operation.

by Anonymousreply 21October 21, 2021 5:02 AM

I'm the bankruptcy three years out.

by Anonymousreply 22October 21, 2021 5:02 AM

I'm the back end service run on servers in Russia with really shitty security.

by Anonymousreply 23October 21, 2021 5:09 AM

I’m Boris, trying to radicalize DL.

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by Anonymousreply 24October 21, 2021 5:13 AM

I give it a month before they start to post things like this:

"Hey Patriots! How about I creep back onto those "woke" platforms, just to check on how much we're owning all the DemonRATS, now that all us REAL AMERICANS can say what we want without being muzzled or cancelled! I will report back about how we've OWNED THEM LIBS!" "I'm back, guys. Um, they don't seem to miss us, at all really. Yeah, I know. Must be whatever was in them shots they all took!"

By month 2:

"Is anyone else getting sick of Scott Baio? Why do the Libs get the better looking Hollywood people and we get James Woods and Baio?"

By 3 months:

"Has anyone else been hacked?"

by Anonymousreply 25October 21, 2021 5:43 AM

I’m the addition to this list:

Trump Steaks...Years in business: 1 GoTrump.Com ...Years in business: 1 Trump Airlines..Years in business: 4 Trump Vodka...Years in business: 5 Trump Mortgage...Years in business: 1.5 Trump: The Game...Years in business: 1 Trump Magazine...Years in business: 2 Trump University...Years in business: 6...$25,000,000 FRAUD Trump Ice...Years in business: Less than 1 The New Jersey Generals...Years in business: 2 Tour de Trump...Years in business: 2 Trump on the Ocean...Years in business: 0.3 The Trump Network...Years in business: 2 Trumped!...Years in business: 4 Trump New Media...Years in business: None Trump Baja Oceanfront Condos…never broke ground Trump Taj Mahal..BANKRUPT Trump Plaza and Casino..BANKRUPT Trump Hotels and Casinos Resorts..BANKRUPT Trump Entertainment Resorts..BANKRUPT Trump Castle... BANKRUPT Plaza Hotel..BANKRUPT Trump Tower Tampa..BANKRUPT Trump Tower Montreal... BANKRUPT Trump International Hotel Vancouver…..BANKRUPT Trump DC Hotel ……GOING BANKRUPT

by Anonymousreply 26October 21, 2021 6:56 AM

I'm Mark Zuckerberg crossing "Truth Social" off the list of potential new names to replace Facebook

by Anonymousreply 27October 21, 2021 9:08 AM

I'm the millions of dollars in bailout money from Russian and Chinese mafia that will keep the network going without profitability for years.

by Anonymousreply 28October 21, 2021 9:55 AM

I'm the opposite of what Trump says, the real name of the platform is "Lies Anti-Social" which will be their mission statement as well

by Anonymousreply 29October 21, 2021 9:56 AM

I'm the bus that rolls over and crashes thanks to all the employees thrown under it.

by Anonymousreply 30October 21, 2021 10:00 AM

I’m the TrumpSocial landing page that has already been hacked.

(No, really. I am)

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by Anonymousreply 31October 21, 2021 11:58 AM

That is so damned funny R31

by Anonymousreply 32October 22, 2021 12:12 AM

They bringing Amos n Andy back?

by Anonymousreply 33October 22, 2021 12:24 AM

I'm the DLer who tired of hearing about Trump.

by Anonymousreply 34October 22, 2021 12:26 AM

I'm SUCCESS Cologne, just $89.95 at the TRUTH Social store!

by Anonymousreply 35October 22, 2021 12:28 AM

I'm the thanks given for our constitutional right to free speech! And now that that’s out of the way, here’s a list of people we need to ban from our platform…

by Anonymousreply 36October 22, 2021 12:28 AM

Under all the hype and hoopla: what does he have to offer the American people? He was President for 4 years, coasting on the fumes of the Obama presidency. What did he do with all that time besides get in trouble?

This is why I think he'll fail in his 2nd bid for POTUS: in 2016 he was an unknown quantity, a 'genius billionaire business' making grandiose promises. But he didn't deliver. He failed. So why would all these voters give him a 2nd chance?

by Anonymousreply 37October 22, 2021 12:53 AM

I'm the Grift, and I will never end.

by Anonymousreply 38October 22, 2021 1:51 AM

I the windows 95 server admin hired to run the computers.

by Anonymousreply 39October 22, 2021 2:03 AM

I'm Trump's neck vagina.

I've already started accumulating lint and other stuff that makes my neck gash smell, and now Vanky won't sit next to me.

This can't be good for the Truth Social board.

by Anonymousreply 40October 22, 2021 4:51 AM

I'm the stolen code Trump used to build his site.

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by Anonymousreply 41October 22, 2021 5:29 PM

I'm the legions of devious rage-filled white supremists who will be the majority of members.

by Anonymousreply 42October 22, 2021 6:02 PM

I'll be the flooding of pedo porn and super racist shit that will flood the board and the poor, untrained, unqualified and underpaid (if at all!) moderators trying to get it under control.

by Anonymousreply 43October 22, 2021 6:09 PM

I'm the Tracfones powered by Cricket Wireless that will have this app preloaded. Right next to the McDonald's apps and Cracker Barrel apps.

by Anonymousreply 44October 22, 2021 6:13 PM

I'm my crazy Q cousin who will loudly and publicly declare: "I'M DELETING MY FACEBOOK PAGE AND MOVING TO TRUTH SOCIAL".......and then she'll be back on Facebook in less than a week.

by Anonymousreply 45October 22, 2021 6:13 PM

I am the advert for Ivanka's high end shoe line. Deplorables will squeeze they giant, ugly hoofs into the shoddy shoes to show their support for Trump and MAGA. And making their anti Trans statment in public. Ivanka won't care. She just takes their money.

by Anonymousreply 46October 22, 2021 6:18 PM

I’m the sinister smoky atmosphere in the darkly lit boardroom

by Anonymousreply 47October 22, 2021 6:24 PM

Hi, I'm 28 days later - not the movie, but when this thing fails and all of the losers who pretended to deactivate their Twitter accounts, go back to Twitter (I doubt they ever would've left).

by Anonymousreply 48October 22, 2021 6:24 PM

you think it will last 28 days??

by Anonymousreply 49October 22, 2021 6:25 PM

R49, I'm a "half-full" kind guy.

by Anonymousreply 50October 22, 2021 7:27 PM


by Anonymousreply 51October 22, 2021 7:27 PM

I'm all of the libs they won't be able to own because we won't be there. I'm also the boredom that sets in once those idiots realize that.

by Anonymousreply 52October 22, 2021 9:37 PM

[quote]I am the advert for Ivanka's high end shoe line.

Made from the finest Corinthian pleather!

by Anonymousreply 53October 22, 2021 9:39 PM

I’m Roseanne Barr, Scott Baio and Michael Richards, hoping our calls get returned.

by Anonymousreply 54October 22, 2021 9:43 PM

I’m username FuckJoeNTheHoe72, posting during my smoke break at the cornstarch factory. It’s the only dopamine rush I get all day between getting yelled at by my boss, mother and baby mamas.

by Anonymousreply 55October 22, 2021 9:53 PM
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