When you just can't find the right words to show your contempt on DL, ask yourself: What would Martin Luther say? And then go with that. Try Lutheran insulter.
See what a pious hypocrite and unproductive weed you are: Try Lutheran insulter
|by Anonymous||reply 71||October 22, 2021 3:32 AM|
You are the prostitute of heretics!
|by Anonymous||reply 1||October 21, 2021 2:06 AM|
Why, yes. I do believe this tool will come in handy.
“Tell me, you who are so pure, why are you here so filthy?”
|by Anonymous||reply 2||October 21, 2021 2:09 AM|
I was frightened and thought I was dreaming, it was such a thunderclap, such a great horrid fart did you let go here! You certainly pressed with great might to let out such a thunderous fart - it is a wonder that it did not tear your hole and belly apart!
|by Anonymous||reply 3||October 21, 2021 2:11 AM|
A natural donkey, which carries sacks to the mill and eats thistles, can judge you - indeed, all creatures can! For a donkey knows it is a donkey and not a cow. A stone knows it is a stone; water is water, and so on through all the creatures. But you mad asses do not know you are asses.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||October 21, 2021 2:12 AM|
Martin Luther was the cuntiest cunt that ever cunted.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||October 21, 2021 2:13 AM|
It's like he knows us!
[quote] You are ignorant, stupid, godless blasphemers.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||October 21, 2021 2:14 AM|
[quote] Perhaps you want me to die of unrelieved boredom while you keep on talking.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||October 21, 2021 2:21 AM|
One of the many reasons to be a Lutheran!
|by Anonymous||reply 8||October 21, 2021 2:24 AM|
[quote] You stinkmouths.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||October 21, 2021 2:24 AM|
R6, as I recall my Nostradamus, I think there was something along those lines.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||October 21, 2021 2:27 AM|
It inspires me to reclaim religion.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||October 21, 2021 2:29 AM|
Oh, he does know us:
[quote]You are a little pious prancer.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||October 21, 2021 2:29 AM|
[quote] You rush forward as an ass under the pelt of a lion.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||October 21, 2021 2:31 AM|
You pant after the garlic and melons of Egypt and have already long suffered from perverted tastes. LOL!
|by Anonymous||reply 14||October 21, 2021 2:32 AM|
OMG, OP -- this is hilarious! Thanks!
|by Anonymous||reply 15||October 21, 2021 2:34 AM|
[quote] You live like Epicureans and sows. So the fat is in the fire!
He invented "you type fat" at the dawn of the printing press.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||October 21, 2021 2:37 AM|
He is definitely the patron saint of DL!
|by Anonymous||reply 17||October 21, 2021 2:39 AM|
[quote]What devilish unchristian thing would you not undertake?
Pretty sure I heard that on Dynasty..
|by Anonymous||reply 18||October 21, 2021 2:39 AM|
See, this is the DL I remember and love!
|by Anonymous||reply 19||October 21, 2021 2:42 AM|
[quote] You have a perverted spirit that thinks only of murdering the conscience.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||October 21, 2021 2:42 AM|
[quote] See, this is the DL I remember and love!
You remember DL from the time of Luther? You are indeed an eldergay.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||October 21, 2021 2:43 AM|
[quote]You are the true, chief, and final Antichrist.
In other words, WORSE THAN HITLER!
|by Anonymous||reply 22||October 21, 2021 2:44 AM|
I'm sure there was a DL somewhere in Luther's time, R21.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||October 21, 2021 2:44 AM|
In general, you are so stupid that it makes one feel like vomiting.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||October 21, 2021 2:45 AM|
He sounds absolutely nuts.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||October 21, 2021 2:45 AM|
[quote] Go, you whore, go to the devil for all I care.
Gladly, Martin Luther, for the devil is horse hung!
|by Anonymous||reply 26||October 21, 2021 2:46 AM|
I would wager they sounds much more insulting in German.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||October 21, 2021 2:46 AM|
He makes GayGermanGuy look like ein pussy.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||October 21, 2021 2:46 AM|
You vulgar boor, blockhead, and lout, you ass to cap all asses, screaming your heehaws.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||October 21, 2021 2:46 AM|
[quote] The devil must speak through you.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||October 21, 2021 2:47 AM|
[quote] Let this generation of vipers prepare itself for unquenchable fire!
We are prepared!
|by Anonymous||reply 31||October 21, 2021 2:47 AM|
It seems like Luther had anger issues.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||October 21, 2021 2:48 AM|
You are poisonous, worthless gossips.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||October 21, 2021 2:48 AM|
[quote]The silly, feeble devil thinks no one sees it. No, my fellow, we see you well enough. You haven't used enough make-up; you need more and other colors.
He hasn’t watched Drag Race.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||October 21, 2021 2:50 AM|
You are the prostitute of heretics!
|by Anonymous||reply 35||October 21, 2021 2:50 AM|
There you are, like butter in sunshine.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||October 21, 2021 2:51 AM|
[quote] It seems like Luther had anger issues.
It's no wonder so many fundamentalist Protestants in America are so angry, violent and fearful.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||October 21, 2021 2:52 AM|
Someone probably would like to curse you so that you might be struck down by lightning and thunder, burned by hellish fire, have the plague, syphilis, epilepsy, the plague of St. Anthony, leprosy, carbuncles, and all the plagues—but these are all caresses, and God has long ago punished you with greater plagues, just like God's despisers and blasphemers should be punished.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||October 21, 2021 2:56 AM|
[quote] For you know that everybody realized how you treat your worthy spouse - not only like an utterly mad brute and drunkard, but also like a senseless raving tyrant, who daily and hourly gorges and fills himself up, not with wine, but with the devil, like Judas at the Last Supper. Out of your whole body, in all you do and are, you simply spew out the devil, with blaspheming, cursing, lying, committing adultery, raving, flaying, murdering, setting fires, etc., so that one cannot find your like in history.
Well he knows how I treat my boyfriend.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||October 21, 2021 2:57 AM|
You are a brothel-keeper and the devil's daughter in hell.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||October 21, 2021 3:01 AM|
[quote] Oh, what mad senseless fools you are!
He speaks to us.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||October 21, 2021 3:06 AM|
Even if the Antichrist appears, what greater evil can he do than what you have done and do daily?
|by Anonymous||reply 42||October 21, 2021 3:15 AM|
[quote] This venom - the mere smell of which kills a man!
|by Anonymous||reply 43||October 21, 2021 3:15 AM|
[quote] It makes me tingle with pleasure from head to toe when I see that through me, poor wretched man that I am, God the Lord maddens and exasperates you hellish and worldly people, so that in your spite you will burst and tear yourselves to pieces - while I sit under the shade of faith and the Lord's Prayer, laughing at you devils and your crew and you blubber and struggler in your great fury.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||October 21, 2021 3:16 AM|
[quote] You know less than does a log on the ground.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||October 21, 2021 3:20 AM|
[quote] You are like mouse-dropping in the pepper.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||October 21, 2021 3:20 AM|
You deserve not only to be given no food to eat, but also to have the dogs set upon you and to be pelted with horse manure.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||October 21, 2021 3:32 AM|
[quote] Stupid spirit.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||October 21, 2021 3:45 AM|
The excrement of the eagle can boast that it comes from the eagle's body even though it stinks and is useless; and so you can also be of the nobility. You people are and remain people, that is, swine and senseless beasts.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||October 21, 2021 3:46 AM|
You live like Epicureans and sows. So the fat is in the fire!
|by Anonymous||reply 50||October 21, 2021 3:49 AM|
You are full of poisonous refuse and insane foolishness.
Martin Luther was the Andy Cohen of his time.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||October 21, 2021 3:55 AM|
"I can with good conscience consider you a fart-ass and an enemy of God."
"Fart-ass" never really caught on, did it? I like it.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||October 21, 2021 4:09 AM|
So Protestantism was basically founded by Don Rickles.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||October 21, 2021 4:12 AM|
[quote] You are the cousins of the Antichrist.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||October 21, 2021 4:28 AM|
"I am the lord of shade and king of "Oh, Snap!"
He didn't say that, but he was thinking it
|by Anonymous||reply 55||October 21, 2021 4:39 AM|
Apparently he wrote all his bon mots on the shitter!
|by Anonymous||reply 56||October 21, 2021 5:29 AM|
[quote] I suspect that you are undertaking a vain and impossible task; for who can stop the mouth of a fool? Your heart is crammed so full of nonsense and "out of the abundance of the heart, the mouth speaks."
|by Anonymous||reply 57||October 21, 2021 5:58 AM|
R52, there is so much here to like! I am partial to "stink mouth."
|by Anonymous||reply 58||October 21, 2021 6:01 AM|
[quote] You moderate enforcer and eulogizer of moderation. You are one of those bloody and deceitful people who affect modesty in words and appearance, but who meanwhile breathe out threats and blood.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||October 21, 2021 6:39 AM|
[quote] What you say is a blasphemy that has made you worthy of a thousand deaths.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||October 21, 2021 7:31 AM|
You are a crude ass, and an ass you will remain!
|by Anonymous||reply 61||October 21, 2021 8:00 AM|
You abominable abomination.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||October 21, 2021 8:02 AM|
There has always been so much happiness when a grossma dies.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||October 21, 2021 9:51 AM|
"Apparently he wrote all his bon mots on the shitter! "
Today he'd have a million followers on the Twitter
|by Anonymous||reply 64||October 21, 2021 10:07 AM|
I don't understand this one but I like it:
[quote] You wear a pair of cobweb trousers, like a man who, being naked, put on a new to hide his shame.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||October 22, 2021 12:23 AM|
[quote] I was frightened and thought I was dreaming, it was such a thunderclap, such a great horrid fart did you let go here! You certainly pressed with great might to let out such a thunderous fart - it is a wonder that it did not tear your hole and belly apart!
|by Anonymous||reply 66||October 22, 2021 12:26 AM|
[quote] Your words are so foolishly and ignorantly composed that I cannot believe you understand them.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||October 22, 2021 12:32 AM|
[quote]If you are furious, you can do something in your pants and hang it around your necks - that would be a musk apple and pacem for such gentle saints.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||October 22, 2021 12:33 AM|
Sex negative, no surprise:
Sodom and Gommorah, which God overwhelmed in days of old with fire and brimstone, must seem a mere jest and prelude compared with your abominations.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||October 22, 2021 12:49 AM|
[quote] You are not human beings, but empty shells and shadows.
He know us.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||October 22, 2021 2:38 AM|
[quote] Take care, you evil and wrathful spirits. God may ordain that in swallowing you may choke to death.
Blow jobs are off limits now.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||October 22, 2021 3:32 AM|