See what a pious hypocrite and unproductive weed you are: Try Lutheran insulter

You are the prostitute of heretics!

Why, yes. I do believe this tool will come in handy.

“Tell me, you who are so pure, why are you here so filthy?”

I was frightened and thought I was dreaming, it was such a thunderclap, such a great horrid fart did you let go here! You certainly pressed with great might to let out such a thunderous fart - it is a wonder that it did not tear your hole and belly apart!

A natural donkey, which carries sacks to the mill and eats thistles, can judge you - indeed, all creatures can! For a donkey knows it is a donkey and not a cow. A stone knows it is a stone; water is water, and so on through all the creatures. But you mad asses do not know you are asses.

Martin Luther was the cuntiest cunt that ever cunted.

It's like he knows us!

[quote] You are ignorant, stupid, godless blasphemers.

[quote] Perhaps you want me to die of unrelieved boredom while you keep on talking.

One of the many reasons to be a Lutheran!

[quote] You stinkmouths.

R6, as I recall my Nostradamus, I think there was something along those lines.

It inspires me to reclaim religion.

Oh, he does know us:

[quote]You are a little pious prancer.

[quote] You rush forward as an ass under the pelt of a lion.

You pant after the garlic and melons of Egypt and have already long suffered from perverted tastes. LOL!

OMG, OP -- this is hilarious! Thanks!

[quote] You live like Epicureans and sows. So the fat is in the fire!

He invented "you type fat" at the dawn of the printing press.

He is definitely the patron saint of DL!

[quote]What devilish unchristian thing would you not undertake?

Pretty sure I heard that on Dynasty..

See, this is the DL I remember and love!

[quote] You have a perverted spirit that thinks only of murdering the conscience.

[quote] See, this is the DL I remember and love!

You remember DL from the time of Luther? You are indeed an eldergay.

[quote]You are the true, chief, and final Antichrist.

In other words, WORSE THAN HITLER!

I'm sure there was a DL somewhere in Luther's time, R21.

In general, you are so stupid that it makes one feel like vomiting.

He sounds absolutely nuts.

[quote] Go, you whore, go to the devil for all I care.

Gladly, Martin Luther, for the devil is horse hung!

I would wager they sounds much more insulting in German.

He makes GayGermanGuy look like ein pussy.

You vulgar boor, blockhead, and lout, you ass to cap all asses, screaming your heehaws.

[quote] The devil must speak through you.

[quote] Let this generation of vipers prepare itself for unquenchable fire!

We are prepared!

It seems like Luther had anger issues.

You are poisonous, worthless gossips.

[quote]The silly, feeble devil thinks no one sees it. No, my fellow, we see you well enough. You haven't used enough make-up; you need more and other colors.

He hasn’t watched Drag Race.

You are the prostitute of heretics!

There you are, like butter in sunshine.

[quote] It seems like Luther had anger issues.

It's no wonder so many fundamentalist Protestants in America are so angry, violent and fearful.

Someone probably would like to curse you so that you might be struck down by lightning and thunder, burned by hellish fire, have the plague, syphilis, epilepsy, the plague of St. Anthony, leprosy, carbuncles, and all the plagues—but these are all caresses, and God has long ago punished you with greater plagues, just like God's despisers and blasphemers should be punished.

[quote] For you know that everybody realized how you treat your worthy spouse - not only like an utterly mad brute and drunkard, but also like a senseless raving tyrant, who daily and hourly gorges and fills himself up, not with wine, but with the devil, like Judas at the Last Supper. Out of your whole body, in all you do and are, you simply spew out the devil, with blaspheming, cursing, lying, committing adultery, raving, flaying, murdering, setting fires, etc., so that one cannot find your like in history.

Well he knows how I treat my boyfriend.

You are a brothel-keeper and the devil's daughter in hell.

[quote] Oh, what mad senseless fools you are!

He speaks to us.

Even if the Antichrist appears, what greater evil can he do than what you have done and do daily?

Ouch!

[quote] This venom - the mere smell of which kills a man!

[quote] It makes me tingle with pleasure from head to toe when I see that through me, poor wretched man that I am, God the Lord maddens and exasperates you hellish and worldly people, so that in your spite you will burst and tear yourselves to pieces - while I sit under the shade of faith and the Lord's Prayer, laughing at you devils and your crew and you blubber and struggler in your great fury.

[quote] You know less than does a log on the ground.

[quote] You are like mouse-dropping in the pepper.

You deserve not only to be given no food to eat, but also to have the dogs set upon you and to be pelted with horse manure.

[quote] Stupid spirit.

The excrement of the eagle can boast that it comes from the eagle's body even though it stinks and is useless; and so you can also be of the nobility. You people are and remain people, that is, swine and senseless beasts.

You live like Epicureans and sows. So the fat is in the fire!

You are full of poisonous refuse and insane foolishness.

Martin Luther was the Andy Cohen of his time.

"I can with good conscience consider you a fart-ass and an enemy of God."

"Fart-ass" never really caught on, did it? I like it.

So Protestantism was basically founded by Don Rickles.

[quote] You are the cousins of the Antichrist.

"I am the lord of shade and king of "Oh, Snap!"

He didn't say that, but he was thinking it

Apparently he wrote all his bon mots on the shitter!

[quote] I suspect that you are undertaking a vain and impossible task; for who can stop the mouth of a fool? Your heart is crammed so full of nonsense and "out of the abundance of the heart, the mouth speaks."

R52, there is so much here to like! I am partial to "stink mouth."

Describing Muriel?

[quote] You moderate enforcer and eulogizer of moderation. You are one of those bloody and deceitful people who affect modesty in words and appearance, but who meanwhile breathe out threats and blood.

[quote] What you say is a blasphemy that has made you worthy of a thousand deaths.

You are a crude ass, and an ass you will remain!

You abominable abomination.

There has always been so much happiness when a grossma dies.

"Apparently he wrote all his bon mots on the shitter! "

Today he'd have a million followers on the Twitter

I don't understand this one but I like it:

[quote] You wear a pair of cobweb trousers, like a man who, being naked, put on a new to hide his shame.

[quote] I was frightened and thought I was dreaming, it was such a thunderclap, such a great horrid fart did you let go here! You certainly pressed with great might to let out such a thunderous fart - it is a wonder that it did not tear your hole and belly apart!

[quote] Your words are so foolishly and ignorantly composed that I cannot believe you understand them.

[quote]If you are furious, you can do something in your pants and hang it around your necks - that would be a musk apple and pacem for such gentle saints.

Sex negative, no surprise:

Sodom and Gommorah, which God overwhelmed in days of old with fire and brimstone, must seem a mere jest and prelude compared with your abominations.

[quote] You are not human beings, but empty shells and shadows.

He know us.

[quote] Take care, you evil and wrathful spirits. God may ordain that in swallowing you may choke to death.

Blow jobs are off limits now.