His new special on Netflix is pretty funny. It's much funnier than Chapelle's latest go at it. I looked him up to see where he was born and learned that he's never been married or in a public relationship and he's in his 40's. Apparently in the last few months it was reported that he's dating BRANDI from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills?? The fuck? Anyway, the articles I saw had headlines like "Theo Von dating Brandi Glanville amongst gay rumors." So, I'm just wondering, what are these gay rumors? I can't seem to find anything that would fuel gay rumors other than being unmarried. Certainly nothing to the caliber of other pondered about celebs. What say you, DL?
Any gossip about Theo Von and the supposed "gay rumors?"
by Anonymous | reply 29 | January 9, 2022 10:35 AM |
Well, lets see....Name a good looking celeb guy NOT rumored to be a gay?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 20, 2021 6:27 PM |
Okay, I messed up. The Brandi dating rumors are from 2016. But my question still stands! Theo Von: gay or straight?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 20, 2021 6:30 PM |
Isn’t he the gross one that was on Road Rules
by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 20, 2021 6:31 PM |
He seems surprisingly thoughtful. It's surprising he doesn't have a family of his own by now. Maybe he is gay or maybe he hasn't found the one.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 20, 2021 6:40 PM |
His full name is Theodor Capitani von Kurnatowski. No wonder he goes by Theo Von.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 20, 2021 6:42 PM |
Thanks for the pic/attachment OP.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 20, 2021 6:47 PM |
He had a rather strange interview with Amanda Knox. Personally I don't care for her and feel she was involved in the murder of her roommate. He seems benevolent enough but childish.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 20, 2021 7:04 PM |
What is this, 1998?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 20, 2021 7:07 PM |
R7, I also think she was involved and she seems totally psycho. Weird how podcasters are having her on so much. It's creepy. What did Theo have to say to her? Tig Notaro interviewed her on a podcast too and it was so bizarre. I'm not sure how one can advocate for "safety for women" in the workplace but then platform the alleged innocence of a woman who served time and was charged for the sexual assault and murder of her female roommate.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 20, 2021 7:10 PM |
R9 Theo basically gave her the platform to run her mouth, she truly is a psychopath. I agree she's done way too many interviews. He asked her interesting but bizarre questions like what did she miss about being incarcerated lmao. It was a completely favourable interview and she came across as 100 percent creepy.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 20, 2021 8:00 PM |
Theo is 100% straight. I watched his podcast for a couple years and anytime he had a male guest who would innocently flirt with him (the way straight guys do in a playful way) he would never play along.
He's talked about how he used to have a job where he worked as a sex educator for women and couples and it would entail bringing the woman to orgasm. He often talks about having sex with women high, before he got sober.
He also recently had as a guest, Kylala from Tiger Belly podcast, (Bobby Lee's longtime girlfriend), and he was such a creep. She could handle him, but he hit on her non-stop.
So, wishful thinking, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 20, 2021 8:18 PM |
I’m pretty sure he’s gay.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 22, 2021 4:58 AM |
He's had a weird life. His father was like 90 years old. He's from LA, and started out on the Real World or some such MTV show. He had addiction issues, and took a long time to break through.
It's hard to have a serious relationship like that. Maybe, but why couldn't he capitalize on being a gay comedian? It's 2021. But I wouldn't be surprised.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 22, 2021 5:02 AM |
r11 How would he bring them to orgasm? Guide them or actually touch them? Asking for a friend.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 22, 2021 5:05 AM |
He would masturbate them with his hands.
Coincidentally, he was on Tiger Belly this week and, as usual, he was creepy, and very hetero, talking about women and the sex he's had. He's straight. There's no doubt about it.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 22, 2021 10:41 AM |
[quote] Well, lets see....Name a good looking celeb guy NOT rumored to be a gay?
OMG! He is NOT good-looking and he's racist as f*ck.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 6, 2022 6:20 AM |
When he was on one of the reunion shows they asked which cast member he would want to have sex with, and he named another guy.
I think that's where they gay rumors came from.
For the record, I think it was one of the straight guys.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 6, 2022 6:28 AM |
Theodor Capitani von Kurnatowski is a distinguished name. I sure would go by it if it were my name.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | January 6, 2022 6:36 AM |
He’s from L.A.? He sounds like a hillbilly.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | January 6, 2022 6:42 AM |
Exactly, R19.
I know for a fact that he's from Louisiana, so that might be what they meant by "LA."
I remember him so well from Road Rules, because I had a huge crush on him.
Theo had that strong "Southern Charm" about him, and he was very cute and funny.
I haven't heard his name in ages, so thanks for reminding me about him OP.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | January 6, 2022 7:25 AM |
I tried to watch it OP. Not cute, not smart, not funny, not even a chuckle's worth of insight. He's too lame to be gay.
An example of his comedy - "There is no financial aid for white students".
Comparing him to Chapelle was funnier than anything Theo said.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | January 6, 2022 7:52 AM |
I find him pretty and handsome.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | January 6, 2022 9:21 AM |
[quote] Theo had that strong "Southern Charm" about him, and he was very cute and funny.
His "Southern Charm" included a Road Rules audition outtake where he used a stupid euphemism to say he thought interracial coupling was unnatural. What kind of moron born after 1940 would say that in front of a camera? Those reality shows only selected the dumbest participants.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | January 6, 2022 4:28 PM |
Starting with his Road Rules episodes I always found Theo to be very attractive. And that ass is spectacular.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | January 7, 2022 7:08 PM |
He gets fully erect during an interview, visibly gropes it and talks about it in this clip at about 2:20. I found this to be stupidly hot.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | January 9, 2022 7:53 AM |
What a bizarre interview at R25.
I'm actually confused about what the hell they were talking about, why Theo got a boner, and why the host of the show kept encouraging it.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | January 9, 2022 8:09 AM |
The scene was edited for that clip. They edited out theo seeing a hot chick from instagram. Proof that he is STRAIGHT if a single picture can cause him to get hard. He follows the "no porn / no fap" lifestyle. So, he doesn't jack off. He talks about this all the time. The two of them have co-hosted a podcast for about 2 years now. They're best friends.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | January 9, 2022 8:19 AM |
I thought Bryan Callen was Schaub's best friend? Don't they have their own podcast? How many podcasts do these straight guys have talking about the same thing?
by Anonymous | reply 28 | January 9, 2022 9:33 AM |
Road Rules had a deleted scene where Theo was naked in a pool and talking to the camera and you could see his dick.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | January 9, 2022 10:35 AM |