Brian Laundrie is Dead

He's fine and sends his love.

Asked if Brian Laundrie had been found dead, his family lawyer told @ShannonCwtsp "No comment." A medical examiner was previously dispatched to the Myakkahatchee Creek Environmental Park. We are working to gather more information.

Well, no shit. I can't believe some internet sleuths thought he was hiding out... alive...

Grow up, OP

Well, I do hope they find his killer!

About time.

OP...you have WAY too much time on your hands if this is what you fixate on.

I wonder if all those 100s and 100s of LE staff might now be free to search for other missing people! Or is that not as exciting as this dude?

Sad day for DLers who were hoping to slobber over another hawt imprisoned killer.

I guess we won’t be reading much more about what “elite hikers” he and his victim were.

Good riddance. I’ll be glad when the Petito-Laundrie takeover of the news is ended.

Hope he's dead. Lets get back to the Murdaughs.

I hope he is ok, nobody deserves to die all alone in some swamp.

What are these things?

His parents planted the evidence.

But are they searching the cabins? Who is searching the cabins?

I agree, R17. I posted on the other thread that it seems suspicious that the belongings were found by the parents a day after the park reopened after being shut down for the past month - presumably to conduct a thorough search of the property.

The parents are guilty as hell. I bet they put him on a boat to South America.

They watched YOU this weekend and got the idea to cut off a body pair to use as remains. Once he’s declared legally dead, he’ll show up in another country with a prosthetic.

They wouldn't be calling in the cadaver dogs nor more importantly the medical examiner if there weren't significant evidence in the site. I'm thinking BL died of exposure. As high as opinion of himself as a survivalist that BL had, he grossly overestimated. The FBI likely will go after BL's parents now.

R19, One theory is that Brian's body was dragged into the water and partially buried in the mud by a gator/croc or a python snake. It wasn't until the water receded and the hungry beast ate most of him that the leftovers were found. Supposedly his backpack was nearby.

i read that the cops found quite a few bodies (from other missing cases) while on this case...

silver lining...

One of Brian's voices probably told him he was Bear Grylls for a few days, but after six days in the swamp with no Gabby or Mommy to take care of him, he used his burner phone to call home, sobbing: "I can't do this alone!".

His petulant whines alerted local wildlife that fresh moocher was on the menu.

Such is The Circle of Life!

Where's the evidence that he actually killed Gabs? He was too sensitive for this world.

I bet the wimpy little bitch offer himself.

Offer=offed

None of us want his stuff.

Hesh dead?

FBI - search dogs, boats, ATVs, helicopters, 60 days search: 0 evidence.

Laundrie parents - 30 minute search: camp site discovered, back pack discovered, body discovered. And they didn’t know where he was?! Got it.

The water probably ruined his ipod anyways, R29.

He's in the cabin.

If only he had brutally murdered Gabby after Christmas, R32, I'm sure he would've weaseled a new one off her dime.

All those voices and STILL poor planner!

Somewhere, dog the bounty Hunter is shitting his pants because he wasn’t around.

If the remains are Brian Laundrie,, then they ain't human.

How much $$$ have they spent on the search? His parents should pay!

Harry and I will be issuing a statement later today to remind all of you we're still relevant.

Our extremely brilliant son who was talking as soon as he was born has a theory that Laundrie found out that Gabby was partially African-American and in racist anger murdered her.

Please watch for our imminent media release while still respecting our privacy, of course.

Dog the BH looks like he barely bothers to wipe after a bowel movement anyway, R35.

[quote] anyways

Oh, dear!

WFLA guys said his body was found fairly close to where that Mustang was. And wasn't there a gun missing from the glove compartment? Bet he shot himself with that gun.

Was it heat stroke?

Frankly, I hope this is it because the case has gotten extremely frustrating and more than a bit boring to the point that I haven't really been following it lately. The FBI has been in those Florida swamps for more than a month now.

Damn. Now we’ll never know what happened to Gabby.

We know what happened to Gabby, r44.

She was kilt by strangulation.

But Brian might have seen who did it!

R32 Anyway - there is no S.

Thank you, 40

It's very sad to hear that he is probably dead, now he won't have a chance to clear his name. The public will forever assume he killed Gabby.

[quote] I guess we won’t be reading much more about what “elite hikers” he and his victim were.

I used to hike a fair amount when younger and in better shape. There's a huge difference between hiking and surviving. At some point on this van trip, when Gabby was still alive, guess where they were: at a hotel or motel.

[quote] Damn. Now we’ll never know what happened to Gabby.

The dingoes got her.

Faking death or suicide.

Gil Grissom is flying in.

[quote]a python snake

As opposed to a python cat?

[quote]Frankly, I hope this is it because the case has gotten extremely frustrating and more than a bit boring to the point that I haven't really been following it lately.

If only criminals would be more considerate of your limited attention span.

R53 & R54, LOL.

Are you comedy writers? You should be as TV/Movies need your talents.

[quote] Sad day for DLers who were hoping to slobber over another hawt imprisoned killer.

Actually, this was not a Chris Watts deal on DL. DL posters did not think he was hot like Watts. DL posters got personally involved with Gabby Petito, it seemed.

'CAUSE YA'LL DRAW THE WEBSLEUTH FRAUS.

DUMBASSES!

Did they check the cabins?

That measly thing was hardly enough for a snack.

Did he drown? Was the water brackish?

If he’s really dead then the parents are incompetent as hell. They had a few days head start to help him escape and misdirect the police and he STILL ends up dead instead of sipping pina coladas on a beach in another country?

I guess I just don’t care.

Just like Brian Laundrie to leave a stain.

R63 That "joke" has been done about 48 times already

The Skunk Ape got him.

Hopefully. Piece of shit demon.

Let's hope he suffered

He seemed to have an obsession with desolate national parks. Creepy.

[quote]OP...you have WAY too much time on your hands if this is what you fixate on.

Says a DL-er with too much time on his hands who is judgmental of DL-ers with too much time on their hands.

I said that this would be how it turned out. Now on to an actual interesting story please.

[quote] Let's hope he suffered

Who let the frau in?

Brian's notebook was found. Hopefully there will be some words of explanation or comfort to Gabby's parents but I'm not expecting very much.

It’s hilarious how all the fat white fraus salivate over this stupid shot. They act like they knew these people. Give it a rest.

Why would you want any human being to suffer. You have no soul. You’re evil.

Who cares about these straight, dead, white people?

[quote]Why would you want any human being to suffer. You have no soul. You’re evil.

R74 is heartbroken because he thought Brian was "hawt."

I thought he was dead early on, but got brainwashed into thinking that maybe he's alive.

I grew up in a very authoritarian household. I feel that it has hurt me in a lot of ways. But I would never try to pull this kind of shit, hiding out, driving home after I killed someone, etc. I'd be too scared that my parents would kick my ass.

His parents may very well be POS people, but it's understandable that they didn't give up his location to the police. Basically, random people had torches and pitchforks.

Crap. The FBI isn't confirming anything today about the corpse bits' identity, per their presser. They want the medical examiner to make absolutely sure it's BL. Don't put All your bones in one basket quite yet. But here's something to Tide you over: Brian left a notebook behind. It'll fill everyone with Cheer if he scribbled a confession before he croaked (croc'ed?). But there's nothing to Gain by assuming the remains are anyone but BL's. When the ME finally confirms it, though, it'll be pretty Fabuloso!

Part of me in kind of glad he's dead. The 2022 prison pageant circuit, just got some competition out of the way for Our Chris. On the other hand, I would have liked to see him go against Brian in the strangling talent competition, and swimwear. Oh well, Im sure another will come along soon enough.

Why did his parents send him to his death though? They could have sent him to Canada or Mexico or the French Riviera, but they chose a croc infested swamp?

Oops. Link.

Maybe they just weren't that into him r80.

Rolls eyes at R8.

Parents will make further comments after the forensic reports are complete.

R84

Ever the racist, R75.

Gee, you think he killed his GF?

Hopefully the gator got him by the balls and ripped them off, he deserved to be terrified justt like his victim gabby was

How the heck were Chris and Roberta Laundrie able to find their son's camp site within half a frickin hour of searching?!

A mother always knows R89!

They didn’t r89. This is getting mis-reported. LE found the site yesterday. They asked the Laundries to go there today to identify the items. The Laundries did not discover the items.

He was all bones and not much meat

I have not followed the case. How did LE know where to search for him, as he could have been ANYWHERE in the world?

Thanks R91. That makes sense.

[quote] Did he drown? Was the water brackish?

Who cares what religion the water was? Is water even religious?

[quote] before he croaked (croc'ed?).

😂😂

His parents told them where he was.

I hope it's another victim and not him.

Better for the production I'm planning.

The travesty here is that BL was a sad sack of vegetarian bones so the gator that ate him did not get a proper balanced meal.

R97, this area is where the parents have always said he was. LE discovered remains and items yesterday and asked the parents to come out today to identify the items. The parents did NOT discover the remains.

Poor Bri-Bri.

A MAGA crowd yelling "your son is burning in Hell!" at the Laundrie house right now has got to be the most ironic moment in North Port, FL history.

People are determined to force a conspiracy where there never was one. Because stupid.

R103 "Because stupid."

Oh, the irony

The parents DID "find" some of the evidence themselves

R100 Inaccurate

Has anyone inquired as to the whereabouts of Gabby Petito’s remains — this sounds very suspicious.

His corpse was in the basement the whole time dressed like his mother

R106, Do you honestly think the attorney is telling the whole truth?

I think those Laundries killed another person and then smeared Brian’s dna all over the corpse to pretend it’s Brian!

The police will fall for it but we know the truth!

I hope it's not him.

good riddance. so sick of this story

R106, I think the attorney got screwed up. They planned to go there because the FBI asked them. I think they even went there in an official vehicle. The stuff was discovered yesterday.

[quote] Crap. The FBI isn't confirming anything today about the corpse bits' identity, per their presser.

Honey, get a life. Don’t you have more important things to do with yourself?

I’m like R77, I originally said he went off somewhere to mill himself, then all the theories of the parents took me to thinking they had created an escape plan for him.

It’s what I originally said, looking at his Pinterest and his IG, he’s an emo guy. There’s no way he would have been able to handle all of this.

They were both in over their heads traveling in that van.

R114, do you live to say these kind of irrelevant, stupid, needless tskings? speaking of getting a life! Why do you waste your breath on things you might deem irrelevant, unimportant, or unworthy of attention?? Go get an ice cream cone for your misery, you nutter.

R114, then what the hell are you doing here?

I was on Team Gator all along. I hope they got him but I'm just mean like that.

R61 - or the parents gave him supplies and a head start, but also told him he was on his own after that, which is my new pet theory. The parents have definitely been lying/misleading LE.

Should add that they also know he killed Gabby, whether he intended to or not, which is why they only helped him get away for as long as he could survive on his own.

I'm pretty sure the parents' phone calls, bank accounts, etc., were being tracked all this time. I guess they could have funneled money / help to this guy via someone else. But it wasn't like they could just pick up the phone and call him any time they wanted.

I don't want his stuff.

[quote]whether he intended to or not

You have to put a lot of effort into killing an adult human being by strangulation. It's not something you do by accident.

Notebook 📒 full of emo poems about how no one understands him

ya'll really need to cut the computer off and get a life.

R125. And you’re here because..?

...the irony, r125. The irony.

R125, perhaps you need to find some other website where the content is more to your liking.

Like today, for instance.

Seeing what the dumbass, cunt fraus are still talking about.

R129, well, you ARE on here talking about it.

You want me to ignore you and see how many times your cunt self has posted on this thread? And you do the same for me and CUNT OFF!

Hah, r131. Be my guest!

Whore, suck a serial killers dick.

You're all a bunch of cunting cunts!

Someone's got a bug up his ass.... so imaginative r134.

Whore bitches need to cunt the fuck off of this site!

They are strangers. Not your family or friends. Think about this fact.

I think someone on this thread is way more obsessed about telling us how obsessed we are.

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Brian’s sizemeat, anyone?

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Now back to our regularly scheduled programming...

oh???

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If duct tape is involved, look to Tot Mom!

How did this thread devolve to this disgusting content?

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Someone didn’t take their meds, r150. Much poo is accumulating under their shoes.

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R125 Yet you keep returning to this thread

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I wish we knew the timeline of events. The info I've seen is that someone in LE found the stuff last night. But other news outlets are reporting that they found the stuff this morning. I actually do believe they spotted stuff, or maybe the water receded, and they asked the parents to come out. The parents went in a government vehicle I think. But it's all pretty spotty right now.

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Yes, the conflicting information regarding who made the discovery.

Maybe the sister will become overwhelmed with guilt and spill everything (if anything) she and the parents really knew.

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That's par for the course, r160--this store has been full of poor, or no information. In a vacuum, people make stuff up. I wonder if the lack of communication is because so many jurisdictions are involved and they can't get their stories straight. I mean, today we heard that the Denver FBI was the lead--why would that be? Does anyone know? Very strange...

R161. She seems like the most credible of the bunch…and that’s saying something.

[quote]R21: They watched YOU this weekend and got the idea to cut off a body pair to use as remains. Once he’s declared legally dead, he’ll show up in another country with a prosthetic.

Talk about your going out on a limb.

From Brian Entin, reporter:

NEW: Laundrie family attorney Steven Bertolino says Chris and Roberta and 2 officers were spread out on either side of the trail. He says Chris found a bag containing some of Brian's items -- and officers found the backpack on the other side of trail which was near the remains.

R140, I bet he was well hung. The tall and skinny white dudes usually are.

^^^I find that to be true, but he was only 5’8.

White dudes well hung? Compared to... black dudes?

Not my experience...

Well, among white guys.

R147 How disgusting, seeing a female suck a man's cock!

He had big hands and a huge nose too. Gabby had to be with him because he had a big dick.

Meanwhile Dog the Bounty Hunter is trapped in a janitor’s closet in Tempe AZ and can’t get out

Kind of fishy his family suddenly goes looking for him on a trail he frequents and they find some of his belongings....I mean..sure they did.

R172. I bet you’re right. Why else would she stick with that loser.

Is something wrong with me, like a type of Stockholm syndrome? I've been talking shit about him and his parents for weeks, but I feel very sad that they have likely found this young man's body. No justice for anyone, just two grieving families

R174 What's fishy about it? It's well known that the parents assisted LE by telling and indicating to them where their son frequented the reserve. LE found the evidence, not the parents, and it was found in an area that was previously under water. It was afterwards that they called the parents to come and confirm the items of clothing.

Maybe it was a place the parents knew that he had hiked before. I told my parents all kinds of things. Parents know what foods you like, who your friends are, the normal places you go, etc.

[quote] Meanwhile Dog the Bounty Hunter is trapped in a janitor’s closet in Tempe AZ and can’t get out

He lost his mojo when Beth died of colon cancer.

How can you trust anything the parents “found”?

They’ve been searching this area for weeks because the parents said they thought that’s where he was.

I saw "Travis Tritt" trending on Twitter yesterday and thought that Tritt was really lucky that Dog the Bounty Hunter has been back in the news lately. Otherwise Tritt would definitely get some sort of social media prize for the most atrocious hairstyle in recent memory. He'll have to settle for Runner Up to Dog's Mr Universe Worst Hair.

I find it fishy too, the first day they join the search, they find him...hmmm

R180 Have you read a single post here? The parents didn't find the remains or the clothing, LE did.

He's in Morocco. I hooked up with him.

R184 Try to keep up

R177 You've missed a # of posts from verified news media, clearly

"The parents didn't find the remains or the clothing, LE did."

The VERY DAY that they opened the reserve back up to the public, R184? You don't find that rather odd? Watch Chris walk into the woods as if he knows exactly where he's headed, while Roberta stands there with her thumb up her ass, not even pretending to look (linked). Why should we believe either them OR L.E. at this point?

R150, See r125. Home-school child.

I’ve not been following any of these threads and not sure if anyone else has said it; but my guess is that the poor girl was a massive, whiny, needy pain in the fucking ass. She seemed to come across as such. He snapped and strangled her then told his parents he wanted to go into the wild to make his peace and off himself. The poor girl didn’t deserve it, but given the news about her hitting him and being moody and the fact strangulation is often a crime of passion, I’d bet my dog that he just snapped after she just wouldn’t let up on one of her nag attacks.

R190 How was your meeting?

Shrug.

Glad he'll be off the news cycle soon tbh.

Some poor FBI agent has to announce "Mr. Laundrie was eaten by a gator".

R190, it seemed like Laudrie was the one tagging along on Petito's road trip. At some point, he even flew back home and returned to join her, again, on her road trip. It was her van. If he felt so trapped and nagged, he knew where the fucking door was. Geez.

R186/R187 I clicked on one the twitter links and there's a video clip of an LE agent/spokesperson saying specifically "investigators found what appears to be human remains..." In the link there's also some debate as to who found what and when.

And, I just watched another news clip and both the parents and LE found items at the same time but LE also found remains. According to the news clip, this occurred while they were at the same location and at the same time.

I think you two have a problem here, not me.

I don't think the parents planted evidence. They heard the reserve was back open, and they wanted to continue their own search, so they notified LE exactly what time they would be there, were met by them before they proceeded, and were subsequently with LE when everything went down. The particular area they were in had been under water not too long ago. There was no way the Laundries could've have been there beforehand without being noticed.

I think she wanted to leave him and he got angry and killed her. If he can't have her, then nobody else can....

"both the parents and LE found items at the same time"

R195

^^ OK...your point?

His parents told the FBI where to search 1 fucking month ago. But they didn't find nothing until today when they joined in....

Are the feds that fucking useless?!?

Is there a flesh eating algae bloom problem in the area his body was found? I'd be shocked if it were lightning that helped him meet his end.

Unfortunate that no bs tearful (minus actual tears) apology/explanation is possible now, so as to what exactly transpired died with him.

Why do they say 'remains?' Was this person partially eaten by an animal?

Gabby Petito and Brian Laundrie Case @RIPGabbyPetito · Makes me wonder if the Laundrie parents are even humans with feelings

Nerdy Addict @Nerdy_Addict

Reporters asked the Laundrie’s why their daughter didn’t come over when the news broke, they replied by saying “Who now?”

[quote]Why do they say 'remains?'

Because “remains” means a body or any parts of a body. It is not automatically synonymous with bits and pieces.

[quote] Reporters asked the Laundrie’s why their daughter didn’t come over when the news broke, they replied by saying “Who now?”

LMFAO

I'm still holding out hope that it's not him, that would be such a sad way for this to end.

I am now actually mad that he didn't run away to Mexico or the Caribbean.

I mean, he had the time. He could have been on the run. He could have tried to live a new life. I mean, what a wimp.

I also feel sad and sorry for his parents. And him.

I agree with the posters above. If it’s him, what a waste. He was a good kid, and he didn’t mean it. And I also think he was handsome and likely well hung. I know I’m in the minority here but I don’t care.

R207 That’s the same shit they say about Scott Peterson and Chris Watts.

White men are scary cause they snap on you. You don’t always knows what you’re getting into. They’re model sociopaths. They have the best ability to present themselves as perfect and then they snap and go Jack Torrance on you.

A different theory and it kind of puts some of the pieces together:

- Brian comes home w/out Gabby & w/van

- Parents question him and at some point he admits to killing her, framing it as a murderous rage accident

- Parents think about it and decide he's too stupid to make it on the run, they don't want him to get caught and sent to prison

- they decide to take him out to the nature preserve, where he is known to have hiked

- they kill him and plant some evidence (which is why they found it so quickly)

I don't know, just a theory.

R200, Disagree as there's usually a lot of Red Flags that get overlooked. Brian's attempt at artwork and poetry was extremely dark. Reading material and music also nihilistic.

Also he had an extremely unstable work history and was financially dependent on his parents and his GF (her van, her credit cards). Yet he agreed to an extended vacation without a guaranteed income source?

Van dwellers who are making it don't eat out in restaurants on a regular basis. They arrange for cooking facilities, making simple meals, and have portable showers like most survivalist minded outdoors people. Not an easy life.

R210, did you really mean that to be a reply to R200?

parents are probably glad to be rid of him, aimless, useless waste of space

R211, You are correct. R210 was meant for R208 explaining that Brian et al were not "normal" White men who just snapped. There are a lot of sociopaths in the US both men and women.

[quote]I agree with the posters above. If it’s him, what a waste. He was a good kid, and he didn’t mean it. And I also think he was handsome and likely well hung. I know I’m in the minority here but I don’t care.

Get some help. Jesus.

R214, that was comedy.

I agree that there are red flags that people ignore when in relationships. Yes, there are a couple of Jeckyll and Hyde-types out there, but come on. Scott Peterson did not want children, then at some point, according to Lacie Peterson's mother, he did want children. He's such a scumbag (Peterson), but I think he was so handsome that Lacie got dickmatized.

Plenty of people don't want children and then the condom breaks...

I'll bet fat Cassie is secretly glad her loser brother is dead.

Any new new evidence found by the Dirty Luandrie’s?

I guess I can share this now. He was a person of interest in the murder of our precious Jon Bennett. Newly discovered evidence placed him at the death scene of our baby. Fate has been cruel to us once again!!!!!!!!! No one will ever know who killed our little whore……wonderful baby girl!! N

Typical for a piece of shit like Laundrie. Tough guy when killing a physically much weaker person, when it’s time to be accountable, he chickens out. Also, to all the men who kill their partners and then kill themselves, why don’t you worthless losers just reverse the order and kill yourselves first?

“—But I do think he’s hung”

The Laundrie is hung—and it’s dirty Laundrie.

[quote]Also, to all the men who kill their partners and then kill themselves, why don’t you worthless losers just reverse the order and kill yourselves first?

Because then they couldn't kill their partners afterwards. Duh.

[quote]He was a person of interest in the murder of our precious Jon Bennett.

Oh, [italic]dear.[/italic]

Some smart ass clerk at the morgue when the parents come to claim the package of remains:

"No tickee, no washee!"

R224- I’m too overcome with sadness to check for spelling mistakes, you Queen!!!! Can’t you let me grieve in peace over the loss of the man who killed my baby girl????????

[quote]R11 Sad day for DLers who were hoping to slobber over another hawt imprisoned killer.

Bitch, our allegiances are already spoken for.

I guess this couple didn't work? Who supported their traveling lifestyle?

People who live this way need money for gas, van repairs, food, other supplies etc. They didn't appear to be trust funders.

He's not dead, he's hiding out in Mexico, Cuba, or Canada.

Throwing this in - it may have been answered already. It was stated that Laundrie was discovered after having been submerged, yet they mention a journal. How couls a journal be of any help if submerged?

M I the only one that read "body covered by water that has subsided"? This makes discovery of his journals moot.

R230 - reports mentioned a “wet bag” or waterproof bag. there are photos of it online. perhaps the journal was in there?

He had a hawt skinny ass but he couldn't live forever.

R230 - also, i was one of those pretentious assholes who always used to use a fountain pen, which would have been useless as evidence had the ink got wet, but ballpont pen can hold up quite well if the paper is treated properly.

(there’s a photo of someone holding the wet/dry? bag - it looks something like a large, translucent ziploc bag.)

Did the critters get him? FL has got any number of deadly critters who are just looking to take out a lady killer.

I had a friend named Gabby, she died, she died.

In-laws said she was missing, they lied, they lied.

Why, oh, why is Brian Laundrie dead?

Couldn't that gator ate me instead?

Writing on submerged paper can usually be read under infrared lighting and/or by using certain lasers. The journal would first be soaked in demineralized water and then freeze-dried. After that, the pages can be separated without further damage.

Even if the writing isn't visible to the naked eye (and in a journal with multiple pages, that wouldn't be the case) properly dried paper will shrink back closely enough to its original formation that lasers can pick up the indentations of writing in the paper.

Florida Gothic

Thanks for answering my question re: reading the wet journal. I had no idea that they could be resurected.

R207, You lost all credibility with "kid" and "handsome."

R215, Don't quit your day j....Never mind.

[quote]Florida Gothic —Chad

How's it hanging?

Everyone just assumed he killed her because he’s a man. It’s so misandrist. I think SHE killed HIM and then killed herself.

Brian is/was VERY cute. He probably told her he was gay and she murdered him in a blind rage.

STFU R243 - HE WAS THE LAST KNOWN PERSON TO SEE HER ALIVE!!!!!

IN LE, THAT'S CALLED A CLUE.

WATCH SOME FORENSIC FILES THAN COME BACK TO US.

I agree with r243.

If they found body parts on land it more than likely was not an alligator that got him. In that area it could be several other animals. Wild hogs, or a puma (the same thing as a mountain lion out west). Many people don't realize Pumas still roam the deep south. A band of wild hogs would tear a dead body up in no time. They are vicious animals. Or it could have been a black bear which still roam the south. There are reportedly over 4000 black bears just in the state of Florida.

Laundrie was such an Uggo, looked about 15 years older than his age.

He's not only merely dead, he's really quite sincerely dead.

It's been confirmed?

Not yet, r249, but the Laundrie family lawyer has said that they it's him.

[quote]If they found body parts on land it more than likely was not an alligator that got him.

To the contrary, he was found in a place that had been under water for a month and the water had just receded.

You don't have to be in the water for a gator to walk up on land and drag you in.

Versitile fuckers.

^ Versatile

She was a good girl. May she RIP.

This is s fresh spin indeed.

[quote]Versitile fuckers.

Pics please.

R228 she worked as a pharm tech to make money for the trip, and had other jobs prior to the trip as well. No one knows about Brian but it seems like his parents funded him. Not that they were rich but he didn't work. Since he used Gabby's cards after he killed her then I'm thinking he probably used her to fund most of the trip.

After reading the comments from the attorney I get the impression BL went to the park to kill himself, the parents should not have waited to report him missing, by the time they did at least 3 days had passed with heavy rainfalls which flooded the area and obscured his body and any evidence.

According to the attorney he left without his phone or wallet only taking a backpack which was small and not intended to hold bulky camping gear.

The location provided by the parents was close to the entrance which is where the remains were located so BL was not trying to hide by staying near the entrance, if he wanted to hide he would have gone deep into the reserve.

The parents should be arrested for obstruction.

I doubt he went home and confessed to his parents that he murdered Gabby. He could have said she broke up with him, she went home to LI, left him alone on the trip, took off with other campers, was joining him later. All they knew for sure was that he came home alone with the van. He could have told them anything to explain. I really doubt he came home and told them he killed her. He’s a weakling, hitting small woman, using others and doing nothing. When they found Gabby’s body had Brian already left on his own? It could have been news to them and also, if they were told Gabby had joined other campers, they may not have suspected their dear son was involved.

I find it hard to believe that helicopter parents like them would knowingly let BL go off into the wilderness to end his life.

I keep thinking about how his father was laughing with that cop when they went searching for him a few weeks ago. I thought it was because he knew for certain his son was safe.

depends what remains were found...

he's been rotting under the hot FL sun...probably eaten by animals or whatever the fuck is around there.

They have to have known that's what happened, though. The car was abandoned and the gun was missing. They also seemed to know exactly where he was in the park.

It's very odd, the parents said they searched for him when the car was abandoned but when they told the police, they got the date wrong. How do you forget when you went to search for your missing son? They put off reporting him missing. When they went to the reserve the dad went right to where Brian was.

I'm also like r260, I keep remembering him joking around with the officer when he was showing them Brian's favorite spots in the reserve.

Personally I think Brian must have told them some lies, but they realized when Gabby's family started texting that the story he told wasn't the truth. No idea if they ever spoke with him about it or not. However, I do think that when he went hiking and didn't come back, as soon as they saw the gun was missing, they must have realized what happened, and I think they located him at the time and decided to not tell the police.

My theory is that they decided not to tell the police in a misguided attempt to keep their son from being named as Gabby's murderer. I think that they may have also been in denial about what he'd done. At some point they must have decided that enough was enough, but the last time the dad was out there, this area was still underwater. Doesn't explain why he was yukking it up with the cops, though. Very grim.

Once they realized it wasn't underwater anymore, they went out to "search" for Brian and dad walked straight to where he was, just to get it over with.

That's my theory, anyway.

I think he killed himself. with the gun that was missing or he had pills or drugs. no way he would let himself be eaten or attacked by animals.

He's guilty as fuck. why go on the run if you're so innocent?!

R244, I know from clues. A big clue is that he was an adorable man and as we all know, hot men are innocent men. And fish are psycho.

Believe all (hot) men!

Good!

this poor girl, I blame her parents, they should have taught her that she deserved better, not this slacker with no job. this girl has low self esteem if she thought he's the best she could do. She was obviously the best thing that happened to him and he wasn't gonna let her leave him so he killed her. very simple.

They've already named a restaurant after him.

Based on the aerial footage whatever they found in the open field area was small and could not bee seen easily, so it must have bern small skeletal fragments, in the second tent surrounded by trees is where I think they found the backpack and possibly larger sized remains.

I wonder why they felt comfortable stating it was likely the remains were BL if only small pieces were left. I don’t know if much skin would be left after a month underwater that perhaps still has a tattoo visible for identification.

So, we're supposed to believe that Brian Laundrie, a man who had YEARS of camping and hiking experience, just said, "Fuck it, I'm going to the nearest reserve-- even though that's the first place they'll look for me-- and immediately killing myself"? And we're also supposed to believe that parents who own multiple properties in multiple states made no effort to hide this manchild who lived with them on and off for years into his adulthood? Just allowed him to leave their home and off himself?

No. None of this makes sense. Many idiots on Twitter seem to believe that the FBI does not know how to search for things under a few feet of water, and that cadaver dogs would not lead them to a human body in said water, which is hilarious. I don't claim to know exactly what's going on here, but it's a hell of a lot more than, "Brian killed himself a month ago and-- YAY!-- we finally found the body."

R257 I think your comment is one of the most logical, sanest yet that I've read on any of these Laundrie threads. As someone mentioned earlier, Occam's Razor applied here from the very beginning, but no one wanted to hear it so everyone jumped on the conspiracy bandwagon and went hog-wild with speculation. R270 is a perfect example of this.

The parents didn't plant human remains. Stop trying to extend the drama. It's over.

^^^ 👏👏👏

They found missing people as a result, so something good came out of it all.

I didn't go "hog-wild with speculation," R271. I said there's a lot more going on than meets the eye. If you think this case is over, you are very naive. Even if Brian is dead, do you really think they are going to just let the parents go back to their living their lives with no further investigation? And do the names Kylen Schulte and Crystal Turner ring a bell?

He's dead to me!

Alexis McGee liked Heckin Chonkasoras @TimyNerdG · I have a lot of questions. If the area was so flooded, you would think the Dry Pack, backpack and remains wouldn’t be so close to each other. Wouldn’t they have floated away? It’s just….NOTHING MAKES SENSE WITH THIS CASE. NOT EVER!

Twitter comment from sleuth, living in FL, listening to LE scanners as part of her paid job.

"And do the names Kylen Schulte and Crystal Turner ring a bell?"

Umm, nope.

R275 Where did I state that I think that this case is over?

As with any murder/missing/mystery case similar to this making international headlines, there's always much that isn't meeting the eye. LE and all those involved aren't going to divulge everything they know upon every public demand and whim. I take YT and Twitter sleuths with a grain of salt, because most of them are grasping at straws and just pulling shit out of their asses for likes and subscribes.

Do you also believe, in addition to BL being a serial killer, that there's a real estate underground railroad, an international network of complicit family and business partners, and who knows what else surrounding the Laundrie case? That clearly fits the definition of hog-wild.

Did a gator get him?

[quote] I wonder if all those 100s and 100s of LE staff might now be free to search for other missing people! Or is that not as exciting as this dude?

No, unfortunately not nearly as fun or exciting. The missing Laundry was high stakes and high drama. And the thought of getting to interview with the silver fox himself on CNN was palpitating. Everything else is boring by comparison.

[quote]this girl has low self esteem if she thought he's the best she could do.

As the ongoing drama of Donald Trump's presidency staggers towards its fifth year, I think we can all understand the hazards of becoming too engaged with a charismatic manipulator.

I've only been getting the updates from this thread and not news report, did they say how much $$ was spent on the search? good thing they found other missing people...

[quote] R19], One theory is that Brian's body was dragged into the water and partially buried in the mud by a gator/croc or a python snake. It wasn't until the water receded and the hungry beast ate most of him that the leftovers were found. Supposedly his backpack was nearby.

Mmmmm, tasty

[quote] Dog the BH looks like he barely bothers to wipe after a bowel movement anyway, [R35].

Oh shit

I hope Mommy and Daddy Laundrie can find some peace knowing that their baby boy was finally useful by becoming food for local wildlife! He didn't make any money for his work but, hey! We can't expect a a life-long mooch like ol' Bri to change overnight, can we?

[quote] Damn. Now we’ll never know what happened to Gabby.

They got into a fight over Gabbi’s refusal to swallow, BL got mad and off’d her.

Won't believe he's dead until a medical examiner, not associated with the Laundries confirms DNA.

I'm the one who said it was over, r275, not r271.

There's nothing left but cause of death for Brian and maybe a few extraneous details. We know the gist of what happened. It was a domestic violence case that escalated to murder, something Brian thought he could simply outrun, until he realized he would never outrun it, so he offed himself.

The police have already said that this case is not related to the married couple's murder, and there really isn't any way the creepy guy hanging around their campsite could have been Brian, anyway. The parents obviously didn't help Brian escape because he didn't escape, all he did was go to a nearby park and kill himself.

It's done.

Who wouldn't get tired of swallowing loser sperm, R287? She was probably done waiting around for him to get a job and help her pay the bills.

He couldn't handle the reality of having to use the only skillset he had and facing days of asking "Do you want fries with that?", so he and his manchild induced "voices" murdered her. Then, he took the coward's way out for himself.

Psycho fish murdered adorable scruffmuffin before he had a chance to discover his love for other men. Then she staged her own suicide to frame him for murder posthumously. It’s a tale as old as time.

"Appears" to be human remains.

^^ Not very bright.

"The police have already said that this case is not related to the married couple's murder, and there really isn't any way the creepy guy hanging around their campsite could have been Brian, anyway."

Kylen and Crystal were murdered sometime during the two days when Brian Laundrie is completely unaccounted for. No evidence of him being anywhere. The private investigator hired by Kylen's father said just last week that Brian cannot be ruled out, something the local authorities said earlier.

Local authorities: Not ruling anything out.

The article linked in R74 is an utter crock. Not a single one of those bodies was discovered during the searches for Petito/Laundrie, and two of them were discovered before Petito was even dead.

People die and their bodies are often discovered; Angel Gabby isn't guiding an army of searcher from beyond the grave, as much as some of the boneheads who follow this story would like to believe that.

The Grand County sheriff's office said that there was NO CONNECTION between the murders of Kylen Schulte and Crystal Turner, and the murder of Gabby Petito.

R295, you're quoting things from BEFORE they ruled out a connection. The sheriff's office has since ruled out a connection between the cases.

Policeman say "appear to be human remains" .

Just like Chinaman say "it appear to be chicken"

What's with the Stormfront jokes on DL today? I logged in about 30 minutes ago and every thread has had some guy posting some racist "joke" for no reason. Total non sequiturs. Makes me wonder if it's a script someone is running.

Did he murder someone else and plant the remains?

Brian Laundrie could be in another country right now.

I haven't followed this too much, but can someone explain to me why if he killed Gabby he drove home to Florida? Couldn't he have easily been out of the country before people even knew Gabby was MIA?

It's definitely trolls r300. There were 0 WWs on his post before you replied, now there are 5, all garnered within one to two minutes. Datalounge is lame but not that lame. He's WWing himself.

Brian was clearly not a smart man, and he very likely believed he could go home and wait until she was found, then try to lie his way out of trouble. With the domestic violence stop on record where the police believed he was the victim, he had an advantage, or so he thought.

Once he got home and thought about it he realized no story would hold up. The cops began to ask questions. He got too nervous and couldn't take it any longer.

This seems about right.

Hopefully, we can close this chapter and all move on with our lives.

Laundrie is far too arrogant and egotistical to actually kill himself.

R302, I suspect it’s not that easy to flee to a foreign country. Many U.S. citizens don’t have passports, there are a lot of travel restrictions in place due to COVID, and you definitely need a steady source of money.

WFLA reporting that the remains were skeletal, bones.

I hope it's not Brian. Gabby's death was sad enough, we don't need another one.

R310 You've posted basically that same thing about 7 times. You have an odd need to feel "cute" on an anonymous board.

R306 You actually could have moved on a long time ago, yet here you are.

It's a good thing Gabby is dead. She would've been heartbroken to learn the love of her life might've died under durress.

R310, you have an odd need to try and be the DL police, dipshit!

I’ll bet she wouldn’t have been too thrilled about him being gator feed, either.

THE GUN IS MISSING! WHOEVER HAS THE GUN KILLED THE GIRL!

Picture of Brian's white bag which had been in the Swamp and found by the Laundrie's. Believe it contained his notebook.

FBI found another bag a short distance away.

Explanatory Comments after the previous Tweet follow:

"The video shows Chris retrieving this dry bag from bushes. {Not the backpack that was reportedly found in the water with the bones.}

The bag does not have a hole in it. The bag has webbed straps with clips on the end so it can roll up. It’s a waterproof bag used for example in kayaking. Someone had an image of a new one in the store… But since I forget the brand name I can’t find the model.

Why is he (Chris) handling it without gloves?!!!!!

And when Chris found bag why would you not open to see what was in it before taking to authorities. How would he know it was Brian’s if they never looked in it.

Oh that dry sack isn’t dry at all…

[quote]Everyone just assumed he killed her because he’s a man. It’s so misandrist. I think SHE killed HIM and then killed herself. Brian is/was VERY cute. He probably told her he was gay and she murdered him in a blind rage.

WTF? Some of these posts here are completely moronic. Either the posters are total imbeciles, have not read about the case or have reading comprehension problems. Or posts like the one above are feeble attempts at comedy?!

It's pretty obvious this Laundrie dude went HOME after he killed his GF, Gabby did not kill him. He then took the cowards way out and killed himself or he actually managed to escape to Canada or somewhere else, though I think that's highly doubtful, because he doesn't appear to come from wealth or appeared to be very intelligent.

Laundrie's family doesn't seem intelligent enough to pull off that sort of escape scheme.

In one of the earlier threads about this we discovered that the people posting moronic theories were the same ones who had turned the murder-suicide in PA threads into a shitshow. They were trying it on other threads too, the family who died on the California trail and the jogger who went missing at least, and early on in the Piedmont Park murder thread. They think it's funny to be irritating.

In this day and age, people are going to believe that this is all a hoax and Brian is alive. Even if told otherwise they'll believe that only one finger and two teeth of Brian's were found, and that means he's living on a beach in Pago Pago, having escaped there with his parents' money and using his uncle's boat after murdering 27 people in campgrounds all across the country. I don't think there's anything you can do about that kind of thinking.

DL hadn’t had this many dripping frau CUNTS since the Watts case broke.

R319, trolls are sadists. They enjoy upsetting people.

I don't understand the posts stating this man was "hot" let alone "hung". Even if he was, what would that have to do with anything anyway? Would this douchebag automatically get a free pass because he was attractive or hung? The level of stupidity on DL is off the charts!

There was nothing "hot" or appealing about this man, he was an unemployed basic loser living off his naive GF.

Some straight women (and gay men) have such low self-esteem, they settle for the most basic and boring types of men, not to mention awful manipulative men with anger issues.

"Why is he (Chris) handling it without gloves?!!!!!"

This is another reason why I said above that there is more going on here than meets the eye. Since when does the FBI invite the parents of a suspected murderer to come along with them and collect evidence with their bare hands, ultimately making their case harder to prove because there will be a very good argument for throwing that evidence out of court? And allowing the media and every Tom, Dick, and Harry with a cell phone to come along and film this evidence collection while its happening?

But point out the strangeness of all this, and others here accuse you of claiming that Brian is alive and well and living it up in Cuba.

R53 - Or maybe a python programmer?

What kind of last name is Laundries?

Seems like the Frau invasion has hit its peak.

God, I hate being a cadaver dog.

His parents should have named him Blanket Laundrie

FBI says a comparison of dental records confirmed the remains are Brian Laundrie. Brian Laundrie is dead.

Confirmed.

I wonder who killed him?

Yesterday, r325?

I really hope he died not of his own hand, but rather nature took him out in some way. That would be more satisfying. A big gator, most satisfying.

What was the point of his escape into this swamp again?

Ding-dong, the bitch (BL) is dead.

The conspiracy theorists can go crawl back under their respective rocks now.

They are "citizen-sleuths" "true-crime buffs" and social media addicted trolls with DEEP mental illness and they are a pox on our culture.

He was a skeleton.

In a perfect world he would have hung (strangled) himself.

Hopefully, he left a confession.

Gee, what were the odds that both of them would turn up dead in two different states?

Now we’ll never know who killed Gabby. 😟

[quote] I don't understand the posts stating this man was "hot" let alone "hung". Even if he was, what would that have to do with anything anyway? Would this douchebag automatically get a free pass because he was attractive or hung? The level of stupidity on DL is off the charts!

Or maybe not everyone takes this shit as seriously as you do.

Return of the Swamp Thing Part lll:

💀[italic] Dirtie Laundrie

This is very sad news.

[quote] FBI says a comparison of dental records confirmed the remains are Brian Laundrie. Brian Laundrie is dead.

Dental records can be faked. Or he pulled his teeth out for them to find.

Let this be a lesson to us all. Don’t forget to floss because the teeth you save may be used to identify your remains one day.

I know this is in poor taste - it seems this whole Gabby and Brian thing deserves a “Story Song” ala “Ode to Billy Joe” or “Angie Baby.”

-He pulled his teeth out for them to find.-

[quote] I don't understand the posts stating this man was "hot" let alone "hung". Even if he was, what would that have to do with anything anyway?

Hot/hung= innocent

[quote] Would this douchebag automatically get a free pass because he was attractive or hung?

Yes!

R345 You seem desperate for attention

R335: I could go for pack of wild pigs, too.

[quote] “I walk there all the time and there won’t be much of the remains left,” John Widmann, who lives about a mile from the 25,000-acre Carlton Reserve, where the remains were found early Wednesday, told The Post.

“There’s alligators, but the worst thing are the wild pigs,” Widmann said. “They’re evil animals and will eat anything. Any flesh out in the open will not be wasted.”

“There won’t be much for the coroner to work on,” he added. “Nature doesn’t waste anything.”

NewsNationNow correspondent Brian Entin reported Thursday that sources revealed that the remains were “skeletal.”

R353 wow that's creepy

What a disappointing and anticlimactic ending.

[quote]They’re evil animals and will eat anything.

[quote]Nature doesn’t waste anything.

Which one is it, Florida Man?

Gabs had some amazing pierced nipples, hard 24/7.

[quote]God, I hate being a cadaver dog.

No kidding! That's fascinating! Would you consider doing an AMA?

R357, how would you know?

Brian had a pierced cock. They did find a cock ring in the remains that they used to identify him.

Fetlife

Now who am I going to write to in prison??

This is a modern day Romeo and Juliet story...

Told you I was hardcore 🐗 🐊

Would be interested to know if he died via an animal attack, or by exposure or by suicide. And how long after his arrival in the area did he survive. Is the place he was found far from the place his car was left?

The family should have reported Gabby's disappearance right away, and then turned him in.

Brian could still be alive. Yes, he'd get a life sentence. But the Laundrie family could have seen him.

Brian was a coward to the end.

Dental remains just confirmed 2 hours ago. It's him unless he yanked his own jaw out or they are going off one tooth.

Brian did have nice teeth.

I can see this as a Broadway musical.

R324 is a fat sow whose pussy undoubtedly STINKS!

Good, now can we drop this white girl damsel in distress crap?!!!

[quote]#BrianLaundrie I hope it's him and not another dead woman's body. #gabbypetitio #CrystalTurner #KylenSchulte Maya Millete - Maya's body hasn't been found yet

He removed all of his teeth and implanted them in this missing woman's jaw. Then he ran off to Mexico with her teeth and had them installed in his own mouth, thereby thwarting two investigations. Obviously.

If he is still alive, we’d love him to be next season’s The Bachelor.

I called this yesterday bitches....I want credit = REWARD MONEY goes to Mommy and Daddy Laundrie for finding Brian...180,000 Dollars!!.....LINK

What lucky hungry pig got to eat his pierced 🍖?

And dirty local can bb my hole as long as he leaves his boots on and the dog can watch.

Do they actually know he killed her? Is there proof? DNA? Honest question, I haven't been keeping up with this due to all the loonies. I kinda hope he DIDN'T do it just to prove them wrong. Innocent until proven guilty is a joke.

There is no proof he killed Gabby, but sadly, now he won't have a chance to clear his name.

R375- Ewwww really? Was that on the characteristics list from the FBI? So his parents KNEW he had his winkie pierced? How early '00's edgy. Did he have tribal tats too? And he was boinking his gf under their roof while neither of them had any kind of actual career? Classy folks. Gabby is passably attractive but clearly white trash, as are the Laundries. The worship of her is insane.

You must have a career to have sex...

What?

This just becomes stranger.

[quote]Would be interested to know if he died via an animal attack, or by exposure or by suicide.

Animal attack. I saw the whole thing.

steve irwin can comfort him in heaven.

While a python was swallowing Brian alive, an alligator came over and bit Brians big cock off. So the python was enraged and ate the alligator and exploded. Then the storm waters receded and remains were on dry land, so the wild pigs ran over and ate up everything.

I wonder how many searchers are gonna get Zika virus. The searchers should sue the Laundries as well. I bet the Laundries have inked a deal and THAT is why they've been so silent.

[quote]Or maybe not everyone takes this shit as seriously as you do.

You are going to have to come up with a better response than that.

The way so many DL weirdos drool over creepy serial killers, and other murderers, those DL posters sure DO take it seriously.

[quote] Since when does the FBI invite the parents of a suspected murderer to come along with them and collect evidence with their bare hands, ultimately making their case harder to prove because there will be a very good argument for throwing that evidence out of court? And allowing the media and every Tom, Dick, and Harry with a cell phone to come along and film this evidence collection while its happening?

Exactly what I wondered. That’s not how it usually works. Why are they doing that?

What case? Both parties are dead.

How big is the reward? Are they gonna try to claim it? Fucking shameless

White trash is shitty thing to say to anyone. You sound like a snob and racist.

[quote] Since when does the FBI invite the parents of a suspected murderer to come along with them and collect evidence with their bare hands, ultimately making their case harder to prove

What “evidence” does the FBI need? What case are they trying to prove? He’s dead. They’ll easily identify him by DNA. They can’t put his skeleton in prison, y’all.

The FBI fucked with them, that’s what they did. Sent them to where his smelly skeletal remains were decomposing into the mud so they could get a whiff of him and see what he looked like. That’s what his parents got for not cooperating. They got to see what he did to himself and to his poor brainless gf.

Wow smart cookie R390 and funny too. Come sit by me please.

We don't know what happened and never will. People will always speculate that Brian killed Gabby, but that is all it is, speculation. There is no proof he killed her.

He would have left DNA on her body when he strangled her, dimbulb at R392.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD won't someone please give me a new true crime so I can ram it my needy gash 24/7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do we know how much of her was left?

The whole thing is just tragic.

R383

Now that you've explained it, it all becomes so clear.

Swamp shark got 'im

Maybe the alligator has been reading the Daily Mail and was really mad about what happened to Gabby, and thought he should administer some corporal punishment and have a snack at the same time.

Some of the trolls on here have been posting for hours, even though no one is interacting with them. That's weird.

I am somewhat surprised to read that his body was already completely skeletal. He's been missing, what, a month now? That seems like fast decomposition. Then again, I suppose it is the south, so there is a lot of humidity and water to speed things along.

I don't know why anyone wants/needs a confession note from him—it's obvious what happened, and the police footage of them on the side of the road tells the whole story, really. He was a young, dumb, rage/testosterone-filled man who was in a dysfunctional and abusive relationship with his girlfriend. They got in a fight, and he strangled her to death. The minutiae of it all (where he killed her, when it happened, what their fight was about) is irrelevant at this point. They are both dead, and there really wasn't any mystery to it in the first place. This kind of tale is as old as time, so it kind of surprised me that it stirred up such a media frenzy.

Based on the body cam footage, I really felt bad for Gabby to be honest—she seemed truly distraught. It could just be because she reminds me a lot of my niece, who is the same age, and resembles her quite a bit. The reality is that these were both young, dumb kids. Sometimes that kind of youthful love burns too hot, and it can influence people to make impulsive, bad decisions—he certainly did. It's sad, but it's not strange.

"Yes, he'd get a life sentence." (R366)

For 2nd degree murder? Seems unlikely. The Federal

Seems to me Brian decided he was a big enough guy to murder Gabby but not big enough for the prison rapes he was going to have to deal with after he was thrown in prison.

[quote] What case? Both parties are dead.

Dear sweet, naive r387. There’s always a case.

Jimmmmaaaayyyyy!!!!

The Petito family has been publicly nagging the Laundrie family to speak out over an over again since this began. The Petito clan have not missed an opportunity to speak to the media or to call a press conference. Tonight I watched the single You Tube video that Gabby produced charting their journey in their van. Brian seems like a supporting player in the video. ..always in the background while Gabby shoots cute images of herself as the center of the viewer's attention. Maybe the Laundries (including the late Brian) are just quiet natured oddities in our "look at me" social media saturated culture.

R389 is white trash.

R406 to be fair, the Petitos have sought out the media and been nagging the Laundrie family because they're the ones whose family member disappeared, only to subsequently found strangled to death, and her corpse left for wolf chow in a national park. I think most people in their situation would do whatever they could to get some sort of resolution.

[quote]Maybe the Laundries (including the late Brian) are just quiet[-]natured oddities in our "look at me" social media saturated culture.

His IG account was just as active as hers.

Also, I agree with what R408 said. You don't even have to have a child to understand the actions of Petito's family.

I liked the guy who shot his trashy neighbors over shoveling snow onto his property. At least there was video.

This is an unpopular opinion, but I actually think Brian was kind of hot (bald or not). Gabby was very pretty too. They were a nice-looking couple. Unfortunately, that's merely surfaces—there was clearly a lot of dysfunction happening behind the scenes. Young lovers often find themselves in dramatic, emotionally volatile relationships like this, but most make it through without ending up in a body bag. I am sure he was jealous and abusive, and his rage reached a crescendo during their trip that resulted in him killing her. The easier thing to do would be to break up and not have to sacrifice your life over a young, immature relationship, but we are not always so wise in our youth.

This case resonates with many people re what can happen if you choose the wrong partner or even if you date an unsuitable person.

Dual piercings and tattoos should have been warning signs. What did Gabby hide from her family? Why did she stay with such a nihilistic man? What attracted Gabby to Rose another self-destructive individual and with a criminal record and serious drug history?

Who’s Rose?

Some of the nicest people I know have multiple piercings and tattoos. And there are complete psychos out there in suits and ties. The scary thing is you just can’t tell about a person from the outside. (This is why I don’t date and will die alone with my animals for company)

R256 Both Gabby and Brian worked at Publix to make money for their van trip. She worked in the pharmacy dept. Her mom gave her some money, saying "They're only kids."

I looked that up r415 and you're right, but it turns out Gabby had two jobs, one at Publix and one at Taco Bell, so my point (accidentally) still stands, that she was making more money than he was.

[quote]Gabby worked hard at a Taco Bell and with Brian at a Publix supermarket, saving money for their trip.

She had drive, he had fingers to hold onto her coattails. He did pretty much nil to support the trip and the fact he had NO bank account is extremely unnerving. At his age? With a job? WTF?

Brian and Gabby were living with his parents rent free.

Previously Gabby was living with a different boyfriend and his parents in No Carolina while working as a hostess in a restaurant. She'd applied and was accepted to attend a local community college but changed her mind about attending classes.

Sadly that boyfriend was also physically abusive and friends convinced her to leave. She then reconnected with her old BF Brian who's parents were moving from NY to FL.

R413, Rose Davis has put out a lot of videos starting in early Sept. Many show Gabby and Rose dancing and having fun together. Rose claims to be Gabby's BFF and they met on a dating app for alternative lifestyles. Rose is clearly bisexual.

Rose has stated that the previous year Gabby has stayed at her home 1/2 hour away over 10 times whenever she was fighting with Brian. Rose has also stated that Brian was extremely controlling, taking away her ID when she wanted to go dancing with Rose for a girls' night out.

Some internet sleuths question everything Rose claims as she has a long arrest record and is clearly a drug addict. However Rose was supposed to meet Gabby at the end of August for her birthday yet the van traveler didn't even call or text. How Rose was going to travel to meet Gabby was never explained. Clearly there was tension between Rose and Brian. Others speculate that there was an unusual sexual relationship.

Now that Brian's remains have been found....an hour's drive away from my house.... Can we close this stupid thread? PLEASE!!

So everything else aside, if he hit you up on Grindr, would you?

R419 Gabby and Rose did not meet on a dating app for alternative lifestyles. They met on Bumble BFF.

But is he DEAD dead?

[Quote] .. if he hit you up on Grindr, would you?

Of course!

The Laundrie has been dried, folded and put away for good.

[quote] who's parents were moving

Oh, DEAR!

[quote] Ewwww really? Was that on the characteristics list from the FBI? So his parents KNEW he had his winkie pierced?

Bless your heart, r378. Bless your little heart.

SMDH.

I think this is actually the best outcome for both families. The Petito family has been through enough and dragging this out with the the manhunt and eventual trial would have been hard on them for a few years. There is no guarantee that he would have been found guilty of her murder, they only had the debit card fraud charges.

At least this way they get some closure in that his actions were those of a guilty coward and BL paid the ultimate price and will not be harming anyone else. It really does not matter anymore what fight lead up to her death, we all saw the video and we know she was strangled so it’s obvious he was the cause and he could not deal with the consequences.

For the Laundrie family it’s the end to wondering where their son is and what his future will be like due to the publicity, trial and maybe prison. They may or may not accept he caused her death but they can put two and two together.

No, r388 they're not going to claim it, not that way anyway. Wait about 2 weeks- they'll get their "reward" in the form of a $$$ interview. I don't blame them. IF he did it, IF they knew. They knew nothing other than a possible location. He was already screwed and they were too. Might as well stay silent and collect a check from the media. NEVER TALK TO COPS.

Aren't pierced penis's usually small? The only pierced one I've ever seen was a mushroom and he did it to provide interest bc otherwise no one would fuck him. How did that convo go with his parents, "Look MA, I got a new piercing!". Ugh. The entire group is fucking TRASH, Gabby included. Someone should check her teeth for dents from that thing.

All we need now is for a new charge to appear on Gabby's Capital One card to keep the mystery going.

Of course Brian had a small pecker. Guys with big dicks can get a new girl (or guy) with ease. A small dicked, going-nowhere, mama's boy, "voices" hearing loser like this guy? He knew he'd hit the jackpot with Gabby and couldn't handle the thought of life without her, so he took hers.

[quote]The scary thing is you just can’t tell about a person from the outside. (This is why I don’t date and will die alone with my animals for company)

American culture programs us to yearn for that special someone that will make us complete, and to prove our worthiness by doing whatever it takes to hang on to them, even if it harms us. This romantic ideal sets us all up to be used, manipulated and worse. Straight women especially are most likely to be murdered by their male partners (or exes.)

r420, ignore thread works most of the time now, just letting you know so that way you can get the thread off your timeline.

Where does is say he had a pierced cock? I only see it mentioned in. troll post above.

Many straight men believe both the females they date (or marry) and their child(ren) are their possessions. The girlfriend or wife is not allowed to decide for herself or make a choice for herself that she doesn't want to be with him and to move on from him, because he "owns" her/them. Or, those guys will try to ruin a woman's reputation or make dating her so difficult that any new man will call it quits, so she'll seem like "damaged goods".

"If I can't have her, NO ONE can."

Most straight men are horrible. I'm always surprised there aren't a higher number of lesbians.

It’s time to speculate DL on cause of death:

I think BL committed suicide with the missing gun from the mustang. This would explain why partial skull fragments were found. Now I fully understand that the gators and boars also had bite but the gun was the initial cause of death.

Being single ain't so bad. It's stories like this and many others that I feel fortunate not getting into those positions. I remember my uncle asking me in my twenties..."So, when are you going to get married?" I replied..."Maybe never." He was taken aback by that, but even in my twenties...I felt, deep down, that marriage wasn't something that I wanted. I've had relationships that were ok...two that were sort of long term (3 or so years apiece). Most were jerks, and I wasn't great myself, as far as relationships. There was no physical abuse, but emotional. I'm glad I got that out of my system. Now...very content in being solo.

This was posted by Brian last year on his IG after he had proposed to Gabby and she accepted. It's chilling now:

My biggest fear is that one day I’ll wake up and it will have all been a dream, because that is what every second has felt like since the moment we found each other. Till death do us part or until I wake up, I’m so happy the answer was yes, Love you hunny.

Brian probably used her credit card to "buy" her the engagement ring, too

[quote] He would have left DNA on her body when he strangled her, dimbulb at [R392].

And?

There’s plausible explanations for his DNA being all over her. They lived and slept together in cramped quarters, dumbass.

[quote] what fight lead up to her death

Oh, dear!

R438, and how do you handle the question "when are you having kids?", "why don't you have any kids?"

Meanwhile, there's a super sleuth middle-aged Twitter frau named Rose who describes herself this way: Zero tolerance for bullshit! (Heart decoration) No DMs from random creepy dudes! Let's find Brian Laundrie folks!!!

Her latest tweet to her fellow online Laundrie detectives: It has been such a pleasure to meet you all! Looking forward to the next one! (White heart)

Zero tolerance for bullshit! Heart decoration No DMs from random creepy dudes! Let's find Brian Laundrie folks!!!

Don't have any....and at this point in my life, it's not happening..lol. Another one I don't regret. ^^

Reply R445 for R443...

Will they be able to tell if he killed himself or if he just died in the harsh elements?

I doubt that R447, they only have bones left.

Did they find the missing gun near his remains?

Well, "skeletal remains" doesn't mean there was no flesh left at all, just that the body in many areas had been skeletonized. If he shot or hanged himself they'll probably be able to tell. If there are gator nibbles on his bones then a forensic anthropologist might be able to tell if it was post-death munchies or a pre-death attack. Otherwise, I'm not sure they'll ever know how he died.

There would be a hole or bone missing in the skull, if shot in the head.

The family attorney maintains there will be COD info, maybe even today.

Ding dong the murderer is dead , he has gone where the goblins go hi ho hi ho , ding dong brian is dead

🕵️ This is far from over.

R447, they can do a lot with just a skeleton; it's very likely that they will be able to determine if he shot himself. When they dug up Richard III's skeleton from under a parking lot a while back, they were able to both do a DNA analysis and determine that he'd been stabbed at least eleven times.

The entire Laundrie Family need to be hung out to dry. Those parents are even worse than their murdering son.

I'm surprised the fat sister hasn't commented since Brian's discovery.

Maybe she ate him.

[quote] I'm surprised the fat sister hasn't commented since Brian's discovery.

Could you give her a minute? The McRib just returned. I'm sure she has other things on her mind.

Tea Crime Club and Alexis McGee liked Josh Benson @WFLAJosh · JUST IN. Laundrie family attorney Steven Bertolino told me Brian’s remains are now being sent to an anthropologist. Didn’t mention anyone specific.

#BrianLaundrie

Defending the pro-dogs.

Still too many plot holes in this script. Please address the following: 1) Why weren't the K-9 trained sniffers able to detect the gator/wild pig leftovers? Submerged in water would not destroy the strong scent of decaying Brian's bits.

2)) If Brian offed himself or was killed on Sept 13/14 why would his backpack and other found possessions not look like they'd been in the Swamp water for over a month?

3) Isn't it a bit coincidental that the one day Roberta Laundrie goes to the Swamp she immediately finds what teams of LE have been searching for during the last 5 weeks? According to attorney Mr. B it was the Laundries asked to visit the Swamp with LE, and definitely not the other way around.

4) Also odd that it was the night after the Laundrie's spent the day shopping at Walmart and then visiting Fed Ex (see the Daily Fail article) to ship a package saying food rations.

I went to visit my mother in Central FL for the first time. We turn a corner and all of a sudden there’s just black everywhere. EVERYWHERE. wtf? Vultures. They shot out of a tree when they saw the car. More vultures were in other trees, some were on the ground pulling at something. I said “Stop the car! We need to see if it’s a dead body.” My sister said “YOU go.”

So I looked and I saw a small rib cage that was definitely not human. When I told my mother about it she said, “Oh it’s a wild pig. The rednecks love to hunt and shoot them. They cut up the pig and leave the bones behind for the birds.”

I’d never seen so many vultures before. I figure vultures could eat up a man in a week.

"Most straight men are horrible. I'm always surprised there aren't a higher number of lesbians."

If that doesn't prove that sexual orientation is inborn and immutable, nothing ever will.

I'm not getting the coincidences of the Laundries behavior and the LE discovery either.

Just a reminder of the abilities of pigs to eat flesh.

No shit op!

R464 et al,

Brian Entin @BrianEntin Just interviewed North Port Police. Headlines: -Notebook: they believe it is salvageable -They think it is purely coincidence the Laundries found Brian's personal items at reserve. -Police never followed Brian in the Mustang when he went to the reserve.

Brian Entin @BrianEntin Also -- they are disputing Laundrie attorney Steven Bertolino's timeline about when he told police Brian was missing.

I remember reading about a woman...last year, I think....in Texas, who was walking in a rural area and a group of wild boars attacked and started to consume her. So...I guess pigs can eat your flesh.

pigs eat anything.

It was an accident.

I remember that, R468. The woman, a caregiver, was killed in the driveway of her clients' home as she walked to the front door.

Boars are badass. That's why Richard III used it as his personal symbol.

No wonder them Texans need their weapons!

Seriously, though, someone needs to cull these piggies and give the meat to the poor.

[quote]Seriously, though, someone needs to cull these piggies and give the meat to the poor.

I myself wouldn't want to eat meat from an animal that had lunched on hygienically challenged Brian.

Many poor Texans don't discriminate and live on wild boar.

Interesting reveal.

Why does Laundrie's attorney keep changing his story of the timeline re Brian's disappearance?

3...2...1...until the Laundrie's attorney quits. He's a mess because THEY are a mess.

Experts weigh in on COD.

I haven’t been following this case at except here, and today I saw a picture of him.

Those of you here who think he’s hot are fucking HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH.

R480, Brian is the oldest looking 23-year-old I've ever seen.

Supposedly this is the last 2 pages of Brian's notebook written Sept 18 at the Swamp.

More backtracking from Laundrie's attorney Mr B who's also had to recant/correct his statement that Brian wanted to go hiking in the Swamp because he was distressed over Gabby.

If you have just murdered someone, essentially, your life has been "lost" as you just wasted it on terminating another.

Being "distressed" over someone else can be anything: the loss of their life, the loss of the relationship with them, etc.

Nothing to be seen here.

For all we know, Brian could been killed by some deranged vigilante. We also don't know if he killed Gabby. Sadly, he will never have a chance to defend himself against speculation.

Is there any reasonable doubt who killed Gabby? Can you name another suspect?

I just need to know how long the bones have been dead. Stat.

R485, Are you the fat sister?

R471 I thought the giant wild boars in the film, Beasts of the Southern Wild, were just mythical creatures until I read about the caregiver being killed by one.

I'd wager a dollar to a donut, it was a pill and a gunshot by his own hand what done him in.

R490, If it was the gun supposedly missing from the Mercury's glove compartment would it still be submerged? Maybe the Swamp's "wildlife" dragged the body into the water but left the gun to float away?

I still don’t get where it said he had a cock piercing

guns "float away?"

jebus.

Now I ain't considered what happened to gun yet!! Still figuring on the crazy Baldwin fella.

R498, Of course a heavy gun would sink and not "float away." How could you mistake the sarcasm in my comment, trying to make light of a gruesome death?

i honestly do not give a fuck about them dying. everybody dies. you alone in a medicaid nursing home sitting in your own feces or a crazy bf.

i don't care happens to us all.

R496 = triggered.

then you don't know what "i don't give a fuck" means.

how did i know! lol. ya'll are so obvious.

begone!

Aw relax people. You're not the ones dead yet. Geez.

He should of confessed. Sure he'd wind up in prison, but at least he'd be alive and his family could come visit him on occasion. And now his poor family has to suffer a devastating lost alongside the Petito's.

[quote] He should of confessed

Oh dear.

He wasn't man enough to take responsibility for what he'd done, R501. Typical domestic abuser.

I'm glad he offed himself.

I've always been pissed to read about Ted Bundy having a girlfriend while in jail with conjugal visits - he had a child while awaiting execution! And Joran van der Sloot has a girlfriend down there in Venezuela or wherever it was he murdered his second victim at the casino. Scott Peterson and Chris Whatsisname getting fan mail and love letters...

They don't deserve the semi-decent lives they have in prison - though I don't feel right about advocating torture, but still... part of me wants them to pay and I don't think prison is enough, considering what they did. Or any murderers, really, but they were so infamous and we know so much about their brutal crimes.

I read somewhere -- and sorry I don't have a link or source -- that the remains are entirely skeletal. That's why he was identified by his teeth. The piercing was found among the bones.

Maybe they can call the film or a podcast "The Ring Among the Bones."

I am not one of those DL trolls who thinks all serial killers are hot. But just on the photo, with the hat on and not watching him in the video, he looks like what my mother would say "he looks like a nice young man". Never in a million years if I met that guy on the street think he could do that kind of thing.

That letter in the video is what I thought all along. The relationship was tumultuous...we've seen the evidence in the video released by the police when they were pulled over. Probably in one of their fights, he lost control and strangled her...in the heat of the moment. In spite of what his parents did...which is heinous, two young people are dead. That trip should never have happened. They were too immature.

I'm honestly shocked at 1) how good those pages looked, not water-logged at all and 2) that they would have released this evidence at all at this point.

Are we sure this isn't a fraud?

[quote]Are we sure this isn't a fraud?

Do you “honestly” have to ask?

r509 i guess i was trolled!

Very interesting, r476. The owner of one of the houses that had a camera on it parked in a way that blocked their view and the cops showed up quickly to ask them to move their car.

You really gotta wonder how they let Brian get past them. Maybe they wanted him to go so they could follow him, then lost him? Who knows.

I too thought the note was real for a second, then it seemed to me like it was written by a girl in junior high school.

R474 "I myself"

Oh, dear.

Before he died, did Laundrie have time to tamper with Alec Baldwin's gun?

What do you call a human cock stuffed into an alligator stuffed into a python then passed through a wild pig's intestines?

R511, LE set up the cameras after Brian went missing.

R516 Keep reading

No, r516, they set them up before he went missing. Brian Entin asked an officer about this yesterday he said they missed Brian Laundrie leaving, but didn't elaborate on how.

R300 Seriously? LOL. For about the last four or five years, Trump has played on and normalized extreme racism to rile up his base. Do you think all these racist extreme right wingers will just disappear? His extremely racist affects will be felt for a long time. Best to just ignore them.

WFLA-TV, virtual channel 8, is an NBC-affiliated television station licensed to Tampa, Florida, United States and serving the Tampa Bay area. Owned by Nexstar Media Group, it is part of a duopoly with St. Petersburg-licensed MyNetworkTV affiliate WTTA.

Last 2 pages rumored to be from Brian's notebook was originally posted on WFLA's online site. Could be a hoax.

Attorney Mr B changes the timeline once again. Now he says that neither of Brian's parents reported him missing. Instead it was another family member. I suspect Cassie which worsened the family division.

You just know that Dick Wolf is eyeing this story. Expect a ripped from the headlines episode on SVU for May sweeps.

A Dominick Dunne series would be fun but they weren't wealthy enough.

City confidential would have been good except they were not important in the community.

ID on discovery will get the honors.

I wonder if there's any good gossip among the Laundries' neighbors on Nextdoor

According to Dr. Todd Grande, Brian was a narcissist who lacked empathy. The domestic violence in their relationship lead to Gabby's murder. Brian committed suicide not out of remorse but because he felt sorry for himself.

Dr Todd Grande is a youtuber. He isn't a psychologist or psychiatrist or MD. His PhD is in philosophy. He was a licensed counsellor at one point. He spouts whatever gets him clicks and views. He is not an expert.

Todd Grande is one of the most annoying youtubers. I watched him like twice and then said no more. He's a clown.

R526 STFU, you tiresome cunt troll. Every fucking thread you have like 50 postings about "narcissism". Like that even exists, motherfucker.

It's nice to think that Brabby are reunited in the next world, maybe under less stressful circumstances. I hope for her sake his big D is still intact.

R529 Excuse me! This is the first time that I posted anything about narcissism. You must have gotten me mistaken for someone else.

R529 = Ghost of Brian Laundrie

R529 = Unhinged. To be avoided in non-social settings.

Maybe the 2 handwritten pages wasn't a fraud or a hoax. Was it left on the Mustang Brain drove to the Swamp?

I saw this posted on Twitter and so far no one has stepped up to validate its authenticity.

Why are people doubting it's authenticity?

I think the notebook is a setup by the parents so that they can make their son look sympathetic in the public eye. Weren't they the ones who found him by finding his stuff?

IIRC from earlier news clips, the parents found the white (sack?) with the items inside, and LE found the remains and additional items. Both happened within minutes of each other, and, the Laundries were in close proximity to LE the whole time they were there. They would've had to have come there and placed things surreptitiously well beforehand, which, I think, is an extremely unlikely possibility.

"No, [R516], they set them up before he went missing. Brian Entin asked an officer about this yesterday he said they missed Brian Laundrie leaving, but didn't elaborate on how."

Then how do we, or L.E., even know he was there AT ALL during this time period? There is no evidence of it. ZERO. And then we have the parents prancing around the reserve the very day after it was open to the public and "finding" evidence (with their bare hands) that is pretty much worthless because there isn't a judge in America who would allow it in court; their lawyer now stating that neither of them reported him missing; and an "inconclusive" autopsy report.

And don't tell me the parental evidence collection is irrelevant because "Brian is dead now." It doesn't matter. To call it a violation of normal police procedure is the understatement of the century.

he's eating her cunt out and st. peter and baby jesus are jerking off watching.

What do the attention whores, web sleuths and true crime crazies do between crimes?

R515

Turducken?

[quote]Why are people doubting it's authenticity?

Oh, dear!

R536 Let’s start with the date.

I bet he had a big 🐓

R541, Online sleuths have already been discussing other less high profile crimes and missing people.

You can start with the date, but I'd like to end with the notebook pages allegedly coming from WFLA ( R520). A search on WFLA's website only turns up two headlines referencing the notebook:

[quote]Partial human remains found near Brian Laundrie’s backpack and notebook, FBI says [A notebook was found.]

[quote]What we know about the notebook found near Brian Laundrie’s remains [It was wet. We don't know what's in it yet.]

In the interest of fairness and equal representation, and since the YouTube channel at R482 only has one video on the notebook, here are two other pieces of evidence they've discovered:

[quote]GABBY PETITO A PSYOP? CHECK OUT THE RECEIPTS. THE NAMES ARE ODD BUT HEY, "WAG THE DOG" AM I RIGHT?

[quote]GABBY PETITO AND BRIAN LAUNDRIE WERE SURROUNDED BY SATANIC SYMBOLISM! WHY? WHERE? WHEN? WHO? HOW?

Heck, I'll even throw in an extra to ensure that he's on the best footing possible against the NBC affiliate:

[quote]GABBY PETITO "ALL SEEING EYE" PSYOP! NECKLACE HANGING IN VAN TELLS ME AND MANY ALL WE NEED TO KNOW!

Reddit conspiracy posters say the parents dissolved his body in acid to make it look like he had been dead longer. They're batshit crazy but they were right about Gabby being in a music video mourning the Sandy Hook victims.

I think Brian was adorable. What a waste.

From Facebook

Supposedly Gabby and Brian moved to NY in June before starting their van life trip, not sure why this was not disclosed at first it really made it seem like they lived in the yellow house with the parents.

The couple lived in a condo owned by the parents, before leaving they placed their items in storage. Brian flew down to clean it out and leave some things at his parents house. This could have been disclosed early on since people kept speculating on the sinister reason he flew down to Florida.

I think their lawyer SB did a piss poor job advising them to stay silent, yes that is the correct thing to do avoid incriminating yourself but you need someone who can also address the social media aspect of a high profile case to avoid the mess the Laundrie family is dealing with now. The lawyer is a real estate attorney and he was clearly not experienced in representing criminal cases.

and did not manage the social media aspect

[quote] but you need someone who can also address the social media aspect of a high profile case to avoid the mess the Laundrie family is dealing with now.

What mess is the Laundrie family in as a result of not speaking to media? We have no idea what they said to police. Neither they nor police have spoken about anything they did or didn’t say. It’s all media speculation.

All the info you have is from media. All the info media has is speculation. You don’t know anything. If it didn’t come from a police conference, you don’t know what’s what.

The Laundries are not under arrest. They’re not in jail. Their son is dead. His fiancé is dead. That’s all there is. All your anticipatory rubbing will come to naught. The Laundries actually did the right thing. If you’ve ever got the law sniffing around:

Say nothing.

Stay off social media.

Have your lawyer speak for you.

Never talk to police. And never “manage the social media aspect”

^^ I agree, it really was the only course of action, because in the predicament that the Laundries found themselves in , no matter what they said or did, LE, social media, and hostile public sentiment would just use it against them.

But equally so, the absolute silence strategy also backfired, at least in the immediate sense. The scrutiny they attempted to deflect was insanely intense and relentless. I can't imagine enduring the ad hoc gatherings of wannabees, the media, and nutbags with megaphones on your lawn 24/7.

Except that the total silence strategy did not work for the best in their case because they have an attorney who is totally way in above his head with this case and did not consider how their silence came off as cold indifference. A savvy attorney would have considered the publics perception as an important factor.

Just look at how the public lashed out at Cassie, scaring her young children so much that she was forced to come out of her house to talk to protesters and tell them she didn’t know anything that would help find her brother and that he should be turned in, the parents could have released a statement through their attorney saying something similar, Brian come home, or we don’t know where is at the moment or we are cooperating with authorities.

I would hate to be the neighbors, can you imagine trying to work from home or get some rest with the racket outside, must of the people out there look like weird trash.

They showed no concern whatsoever that their son returned home without Gabby in her van, her fate or the worries of her family. So they decide to go on a family camping trip to have a good time. They really come across as monstrous as their son. This has bitten them in the ass big time and deservedly so. The Petitos are left with nothing not even any answers as to what happened to their daughter. Nothing but a body.

[quote]The Petitos are left with nothing not even any answers as to what happened to their daughter.

They are left knowing that GP was a victim of homicide by manual strangulation that was done at the hands of her boyfriend/fiancee. They know he came back to his parents in her van on 1 September, and was likely cagey about what happened. They know that he saw his sister and her family one last time. They tried contacting him. They got no answer and reported GP missing the next day. They know that he drove off to the reserve in the Mustang two days later. They know that he killed himself and left a note behind, and wouldn't face the consequences of his actions. They know a great deal, but are left wrestling with the fact that their daughter died a tragic, unnecessary death, and probably wish they saw the signs of the domestic abuse and rescued her from that situation.

Is Gabby the new Shanann?

Only to insane people, R557.

[quote] The scrutiny they attempted to deflect was insanely intense and relentless

They weren’t trying to deflect scrutiny. They knew they were being scrutinized and they did the right thing. They kept their mouths shut. Let the media speculate all they want. Let internet Nosy Parkers talk endlessly about what happened. If I were them, once I found out Gabby was missing I wouldn’t have asked Brian anything. They knew he killed her, they knew him. If they asked him anything they’d be accessories after the fact. I’d say, “We need a lawyer. You decide what you’re got to do. Don’t tell us a thing.”

In a few weeks it will all be forgotten except for the sad internet sleuths and ID Discovery addicts. The police can decide if they will charge them with anything. Fact is, since they said nothing there’s probably no way to get a conviction. They have to live with the fact their son is dead and that he murdered his gf. They’ll never speak to the Petitos again. It’s a horrible thing they have to live with, but keep in mind their son was a murderer - they may have been afraid he would kill them and take off, maybe kill others. Better he goes off and kills himself and leaves everyone else out of it.

And what good would it do if they said something that could have landed them in jail? Who would that help? Gabby Petito? Her family? Society?

Their silence kept a horrible situation from being worse. He would’ve been imprisoned for decades in Wisconsin or some other state, filing appeals making life hell for the family.

They have to live with the fact their son is dead and that he murdered his gf.

They don't give a shit. They are psychopaths like their son. After he returns home in his girlfriend's van with her god knows where they go camping? And the father is searching for his son yukking it up with the other searchers? Their daughter is dragged into this and their attitude is loose lips sink ships? You give these depraved individuals a lot of credit and I have no idea why.

Wisconsin?!! (r559)

She was murdered in Wyoming. JFC, keep up!

r559's assessment is rationally cold, but nearer to reality than many here feel comfortable to admit.

[quote] His fiancé is dead.

Oh, dear!

[quote] The domestic violence in their relationship lead to Gabby's murder.

Oh, DEAR!

The r/GabbyPetito discussion on Reddit has more than 1100 replies in 8 hours. Let us hope when this thread closes at 600, that will be it.

R557, I haven’t seen anything thar Gabby has done that makes me think she’s a horrid abusive shrew, so NO.

Is she female, r565?

[quote]Brian Laundrie is Dead

His girlfriend had a hot ass but he couldn't live forever.

Any sizemeat news yet? Or did the Gator get that?

For her to date him, he must have has SOMETHING to offer.

[quote]For her to date him, he must have has SOMETHING to offer.

Yes, threats of bodily harm.

some cunts like to be smacked and choked.

God Brian is such a bore, he should have been stabbed some more

Euro Trash. R571 You can tell from the bad teeth without even Goggling their location.

R570 Shoulda kept her fucking mouth SHUT.

R393- But DID he? Where's the DNA he left?

BL was an intimate partner of GP. For his DNA to be relevant, there would have to be an inordinate amount under her fingernails, for example, indicating some kind of struggle.

Proving he did it would be more about his cell phone pings, the post-mortem use of her phone (and accompanying pings on the ride back to Florida), the location of the van, opportunity/motive, the documented domestic abuse, the demeanour when she was last seen alive, taking off with her van, using her bank card, etc.

I'm not sure which avenue his defence attorney would have taken. There wouldn't have been much wiggle room. Even trying to come up with excuses bears ridiculous scenarios.

BL had FAS face.

A Tik Tok girl seems to have found evidence that LE missed...

What a clown show. The detectives watching the Laundrie house mistook Roberta for Brian when she drove the Mustang back home on Sept. 15th.

Do we think he and his family planned a faked death? Is Brian on the lam? Did he kill a man too watch him die?

[quote]BL had FAS face.

He has POS face.

wow, the feds are fucking useless, they are incompetent!!!

Mrs. Laundrie is bald and has a mustache and beard?

While it wouldn't surprise me that law enforcement missed the water bottle (and that is likely what happened)....I also wouldn't be surprised to learn that this particular Tik-Toker bought a duplicate from REI (there's a store in Tampa) and planted it.

She's part of the "Justice 4 Gabby!" crowd that's been protesting in front of the Laundrie house for the past few weeks. She walks RIGHT to it..."OMG, a water bottle!"

[quote] Did he kill a man too watch him die?

Oh, DEAR!

There's a whole group of this yahoos making money off this case. They found the water bottle together. These are also the same crazies who made a scene at Cassie Laundrie's. This one particular guy is a Trumper, conspiracy theorist, and convicted grifter. He has a wikipedia entry showing a long line of empty lawsuits against various things and people like Gabby Giffords. He's a mentally unstable asshole. He'd fit right in at DL.

I can't figure out why the water bottle, whether it was Brian's or not, has anything to do with this case.

[quote]I can't figure out why the water bottle, whether it was Brian's or not, has anything to do with this case.

It doesn't. That's why police (who have been inept in other ways) are unconcerned. As some of surmised here, the water bottle was probably planted.

This is a group of people who are calling themselves "journalists" and making money off this case. They're emotionally disturbed grifters. One of them (Riches) was convicted of identity theft and stealing money. He is also a deranged conspiracy theorist (and Trumper) and became infamous for frivolous lawsuits.

[quote] I can't figure out why the water bottle, whether it was Brian's or not, has anything to do with this case.

What “case”? There is no case. Woman murdered by boyfriend. Boyfriend is dead, remains identified. Case closed.

[quote] Let us hope when this thread closes at 600, that will be it.

Easy. ff any new one. This case is dusted & done with.

Do you think his parents ever wonder why such a cruel god could take someone so hot as fuck and big dicked as their son, while ugly micro-penised men are still alive?

They wonder about it constantly.

Is the now silent fat sister under a gag order?

Cassie’s cannot keep her mouth shut in case you can’t tell.

At this point, what could she possibly add?

R589 Yet here you are taking part, obsessed with this thread.

In addition to being a Trumper, conspiracy theorist, and convicted grifter, Jonathan Lee Riches is also a fucking idiot:

"could of"

Egads! .. and OH, DEAR!!!

C'mon, somebody will start a Part 2 please? Shouldn't we discuss what the anthropologist finds?

Let this thread...

Die a lonely...

and miserable death.