Let' s be Black girl Wednesday!

No.

I just went on a jog with this white girl, like what ever

I'm the folded down backs of the cheap shoes.

I'm the hatred for white people.

I'm the EDGES. Otherwise known as damaged hair.

I can't type right now. Must find my boyfriend. The bitch probably got another hookup on Down Low.

I'm still waitin' on my settlement check. Muthafuck.

I'm LaVitra and I'm getting my 4 " coffin shaped nails done in sparkle yellow today

No.

I'm the constant exclaim of *mmm hmmm".

I'm the entitlement which means that black is the ONLY minority in the US and should get all of the attention and benefits.

R6 Hope he is not with my husband.

I just beat the shit outta sum bitch at McDonalds yo.

Lord give me patience to deal with all these queens constantly appropriating my culture. If it were up to me I'd kick each and every one of their lily white asses!

I’m a kick ass Tabitha Brown recipe! You can follow it exactly, but if you want to change things up “that’s your business.”

I’m the incorrect use and/or total lack of auxiliary verbs when communicating.

R14 Honey, you are appropriating the culture white men created in 99% of the things you use, be it language, science, technology, arts etc. They are just appropriating music and some slang. No racism, though, just facts.

Yeah, typing on this very thread is using white men culture, really.

"I'ma go to the club tonight."

It's simply "ima", goatbae @ R19.

"I'ma go to the club with Ima. An' we gettin' jiggy wit it."

Let's NOT be girls anymore, black or white, until we get the proper vernacular for the current century down pat.

R21 is typing from 1998.

I’m all the learning opportunities and scholarships offered by Affirmative Action - NOT seized

"Don't worry, Grandma. I'll watch all my kids tonight."

R25 Are you bringing them to see all their fathers this weekend?

R21 That was the most embarrassing thing I have ever read on DL. And on a site where people talk about blowing homeless people, that is saying a lot. Even though this site is anonymous, I suggest you delete your account and throw away your phone for good measure.

Look at r 25 in the white girl thread, going on about Avon catalogs.

How much longer until this lovely little thread is deleted?

I’m the highly praised an imitated inability to speak English correctly.

^^^and

r15, I adore tabitha browne

R27 ain't jiggy wit it.

America, reality tv, and everything else owes black women thanks. We won the election for Biden. We created reality tv. And there’s nothing like a strong black woman.

I don't like sexual harassment per se, but if I don't get some attention I get in a real bad mood.

Everyone wants to be us and steal OUR identities. Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner want to get their lips and asses plumped up and tan themselves to a crisp to look like us. Iggy Azalea tries to use a blaccent to sound like us. Netflix always casts light skinned mixed girls in lead roles like biracial and black are the same thing when they're not at all. Society will see Rashida Jones as a white woman and treat her like one. She doesn't go through the same struggle as someone like me. Everybody wants to be black until the police show up. Then all the sudden they're white again.

"...reality tv, and everything else owes black women thanks."

I wouldn't be too proud of that one.

Y’all, please. PBS invented reality television back in the ‘70s with “The Loud Family.”

Don't you even think about touching my hair.

R39 Can I touch your hair?

I ain't even tryna 'ticipate in this madness. Y'all beta ax somebody. Lawd?

'Hearing' DLers do their renditions of black girls does remind me a lot of how 60 year-old white women customers try to cut up with black women employees, when the former haven't spent much time with black people and just go by what they see on TV (namely, the sassy black woman trope).

"Ohhhh lord hang on, let me find my 40% off coupon before you ring me up... GIRLFRIEND! Tee-hee.

I, the very elegant Duchess,could be on both threads!!!

[quote] Everyone wants to be us and steal OUR identities. Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner want to get their lips and asses plumped up

Are you saying black women have preposterous asses like Kim K?

White gays are obsessed with black women meanwhile black women probably could care less about you.

“They could care less” as an expression is the ultimate badge of a moron.

'Fatphobia is colonialist white supremacy'

That makes no sense R5. And you’re clearly white.

"I'ma tell Ima, 'Girl, you better watch yo man 'cause Yolanda back in town.' Yolanda take what she want. Don't turn your back on dat bitch."

I'm the screaming child, constantly confused as to which of these jiggas is my real dad. I even have half- siblings in my same grade as me but none of us have the same last name.

I'm the CPS worker, visiting again like clockwork every 10 months.

i'm the swimming pool in the hood. Empty as usual.

Why is this grayed out?

I’m the hatred for gay men.

I'm just keep on keepin' on.

i'm the earrings

I'm the caftans

Let's be Black boy Sunday!

I'm Hustle & Flow, on DVD, described without irony as da Empire preqwel.

I am mama's anioted prayer cloth from Creflo Dollar.

I'm Lakisha's 4 kids, each from a different father

Naw. Huh-uh. Whinzdee iz hair washin day. Y'all know how long it be takin ta git awl dis weave off my scalp 'n sewed back een ageen!

One of the housewives from NY made the claim reality tv owes black women while on The View, or something stupid like that. I don’t know why she said that. Too lazy to look for the clip, as I’m sure any explanation would be stupid.