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Let' s be Black girl Wednesday!

There is a thread Let's be white girl Wednesday so for the equality sake I opened this thread. Let's share.

by Anonymousreply 64October 27, 2021 6:08 AM

No.

by Anonymousreply 1October 20, 2021 2:06 PM

I just went on a jog with this white girl, like what ever

by Anonymousreply 2October 20, 2021 2:06 PM

I'm the folded down backs of the cheap shoes.

by Anonymousreply 3October 20, 2021 2:08 PM

I'm the hatred for white people.

by Anonymousreply 4October 20, 2021 2:08 PM

I'm the EDGES. Otherwise known as damaged hair.

by Anonymousreply 5October 20, 2021 2:09 PM

I can't type right now. Must find my boyfriend. The bitch probably got another hookup on Down Low.

by Anonymousreply 6October 20, 2021 2:12 PM

I'm still waitin' on my settlement check. Muthafuck.

by Anonymousreply 7October 20, 2021 2:13 PM

I'm LaVitra and I'm getting my 4 " coffin shaped nails done in sparkle yellow today

by Anonymousreply 8October 20, 2021 2:19 PM

No.

by Anonymousreply 9October 20, 2021 2:23 PM

I'm the constant exclaim of *mmm hmmm".

by Anonymousreply 10October 20, 2021 3:23 PM

I'm the entitlement which means that black is the ONLY minority in the US and should get all of the attention and benefits.

by Anonymousreply 11October 20, 2021 10:09 PM

R6 Hope he is not with my husband.

by Anonymousreply 12October 21, 2021 10:19 AM

I just beat the shit outta sum bitch at McDonalds yo.

by Anonymousreply 13October 21, 2021 10:31 AM

Lord give me patience to deal with all these queens constantly appropriating my culture. If it were up to me I'd kick each and every one of their lily white asses!

by Anonymousreply 14October 21, 2021 10:54 AM

I’m a kick ass Tabitha Brown recipe! You can follow it exactly, but if you want to change things up “that’s your business.”

by Anonymousreply 15October 21, 2021 11:10 AM

I’m the incorrect use and/or total lack of auxiliary verbs when communicating.

by Anonymousreply 16October 21, 2021 11:25 AM

R14 Honey, you are appropriating the culture white men created in 99% of the things you use, be it language, science, technology, arts etc. They are just appropriating music and some slang. No racism, though, just facts.

by Anonymousreply 17October 21, 2021 12:16 PM

Yeah, typing on this very thread is using white men culture, really.

by Anonymousreply 18October 21, 2021 12:19 PM

"I'ma go to the club tonight."

by Anonymousreply 19October 21, 2021 1:36 PM

It's simply "ima", goatbae @ R19.

by Anonymousreply 20October 21, 2021 1:53 PM

"I'ma go to the club with Ima. An' we gettin' jiggy wit it."

by Anonymousreply 21October 21, 2021 2:06 PM

Let's NOT be girls anymore, black or white, until we get the proper vernacular for the current century down pat.

by Anonymousreply 22October 21, 2021 2:13 PM

R21 is typing from 1998.

by Anonymousreply 23October 21, 2021 2:14 PM

I’m all the learning opportunities and scholarships offered by Affirmative Action - NOT seized

by Anonymousreply 24October 21, 2021 2:18 PM

"Don't worry, Grandma. I'll watch all my kids tonight."

by Anonymousreply 25October 21, 2021 2:22 PM

R25 Are you bringing them to see all their fathers this weekend?

by Anonymousreply 26October 21, 2021 2:27 PM

R21 That was the most embarrassing thing I have ever read on DL. And on a site where people talk about blowing homeless people, that is saying a lot. Even though this site is anonymous, I suggest you delete your account and throw away your phone for good measure.

by Anonymousreply 27October 21, 2021 2:27 PM

Look at r 25 in the white girl thread, going on about Avon catalogs.

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by Anonymousreply 28October 21, 2021 2:30 PM

How much longer until this lovely little thread is deleted?

by Anonymousreply 29October 21, 2021 2:32 PM

I’m the highly praised an imitated inability to speak English correctly.

by Anonymousreply 30October 21, 2021 2:34 PM

^^^and

by Anonymousreply 31October 21, 2021 2:34 PM

r15, I adore tabitha browne

by Anonymousreply 32October 21, 2021 2:39 PM

R27 ain't jiggy wit it.

by Anonymousreply 33October 21, 2021 3:10 PM

America, reality tv, and everything else owes black women thanks. We won the election for Biden. We created reality tv. And there’s nothing like a strong black woman.

by Anonymousreply 34October 21, 2021 4:02 PM

I don't like sexual harassment per se, but if I don't get some attention I get in a real bad mood.

by Anonymousreply 35October 21, 2021 4:12 PM

Everyone wants to be us and steal OUR identities. Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner want to get their lips and asses plumped up and tan themselves to a crisp to look like us. Iggy Azalea tries to use a blaccent to sound like us. Netflix always casts light skinned mixed girls in lead roles like biracial and black are the same thing when they're not at all. Society will see Rashida Jones as a white woman and treat her like one. She doesn't go through the same struggle as someone like me. Everybody wants to be black until the police show up. Then all the sudden they're white again.

by Anonymousreply 36October 21, 2021 4:37 PM

"...reality tv, and everything else owes black women thanks."

I wouldn't be too proud of that one.

by Anonymousreply 37October 21, 2021 5:48 PM

Y’all, please. PBS invented reality television back in the ‘70s with “The Loud Family.”

by Anonymousreply 38October 21, 2021 5:56 PM

Don't you even think about touching my hair.

by Anonymousreply 39October 21, 2021 7:40 PM

R39 Can I touch your hair?

by Anonymousreply 40October 21, 2021 9:57 PM

I ain't even tryna 'ticipate in this madness. Y'all beta ax somebody. Lawd?

by Anonymousreply 41October 21, 2021 11:24 PM

'Hearing' DLers do their renditions of black girls does remind me a lot of how 60 year-old white women customers try to cut up with black women employees, when the former haven't spent much time with black people and just go by what they see on TV (namely, the sassy black woman trope).

"Ohhhh lord hang on, let me find my 40% off coupon before you ring me up... GIRLFRIEND! Tee-hee.

by Anonymousreply 42October 22, 2021 2:11 AM

I, the very elegant Duchess,could be on both threads!!!

by Anonymousreply 43October 22, 2021 2:14 AM

[quote] Everyone wants to be us and steal OUR identities. Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner want to get their lips and asses plumped up

Are you saying black women have preposterous asses like Kim K?

by Anonymousreply 44October 22, 2021 3:23 AM

White gays are obsessed with black women meanwhile black women probably could care less about you.

by Anonymousreply 45October 22, 2021 3:28 AM

“They could care less” as an expression is the ultimate badge of a moron.

by Anonymousreply 46October 22, 2021 3:41 AM

'Fatphobia is colonialist white supremacy'

by Anonymousreply 47October 22, 2021 3:46 AM

That makes no sense R5. And you’re clearly white.

by Anonymousreply 48October 22, 2021 3:48 AM

"I'ma tell Ima, 'Girl, you better watch yo man 'cause Yolanda back in town.' Yolanda take what she want. Don't turn your back on dat bitch."

by Anonymousreply 49October 22, 2021 1:15 PM

I'm the screaming child, constantly confused as to which of these jiggas is my real dad. I even have half- siblings in my same grade as me but none of us have the same last name.

by Anonymousreply 50October 24, 2021 2:05 PM

I'm the CPS worker, visiting again like clockwork every 10 months.

by Anonymousreply 51October 24, 2021 2:09 PM

i'm the swimming pool in the hood. Empty as usual.

by Anonymousreply 52October 24, 2021 2:11 PM

Why is this grayed out?

by Anonymousreply 53October 24, 2021 2:27 PM

I’m the hatred for gay men.

by Anonymousreply 54October 24, 2021 2:28 PM

I'm just keep on keepin' on.

by Anonymousreply 55October 24, 2021 2:37 PM

i'm the earrings

by Anonymousreply 56October 24, 2021 2:42 PM

I'm the caftans

by Anonymousreply 57October 24, 2021 2:42 PM
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by Anonymousreply 58October 24, 2021 4:24 PM

Let's be Black boy Sunday!

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by Anonymousreply 59October 24, 2021 4:28 PM

I'm Hustle & Flow, on DVD, described without irony as da Empire preqwel.

by Anonymousreply 60October 27, 2021 1:34 AM

I am mama's anioted prayer cloth from Creflo Dollar.

by Anonymousreply 61October 27, 2021 1:35 AM

I'm Lakisha's 4 kids, each from a different father

by Anonymousreply 62October 27, 2021 1:46 AM

Naw. Huh-uh. Whinzdee iz hair washin day. Y'all know how long it be takin ta git awl dis weave off my scalp 'n sewed back een ageen!

by Anonymousreply 63October 27, 2021 2:34 AM

One of the housewives from NY made the claim reality tv owes black women while on The View, or something stupid like that. I don’t know why she said that. Too lazy to look for the clip, as I’m sure any explanation would be stupid.

by Anonymousreply 64October 27, 2021 6:08 AM
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