There is a thread Let's be white girl Wednesday so for the equality sake I opened this thread. Let's share.
Let' s be Black girl Wednesday!
|by Anonymous||reply 64||October 27, 2021 6:08 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 1||October 20, 2021 2:06 PM|
I just went on a jog with this white girl, like what ever
|by Anonymous||reply 2||October 20, 2021 2:06 PM|
I'm the folded down backs of the cheap shoes.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||October 20, 2021 2:08 PM|
I'm the hatred for white people.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||October 20, 2021 2:08 PM|
I'm the EDGES. Otherwise known as damaged hair.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||October 20, 2021 2:09 PM|
I can't type right now. Must find my boyfriend. The bitch probably got another hookup on Down Low.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||October 20, 2021 2:12 PM|
I'm still waitin' on my settlement check. Muthafuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||October 20, 2021 2:13 PM|
I'm LaVitra and I'm getting my 4 " coffin shaped nails done in sparkle yellow today
|by Anonymous||reply 8||October 20, 2021 2:19 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 9||October 20, 2021 2:23 PM|
I'm the constant exclaim of *mmm hmmm".
|by Anonymous||reply 10||October 20, 2021 3:23 PM|
I'm the entitlement which means that black is the ONLY minority in the US and should get all of the attention and benefits.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||October 20, 2021 10:09 PM|
R6 Hope he is not with my husband.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||October 21, 2021 10:19 AM|
I just beat the shit outta sum bitch at McDonalds yo.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||October 21, 2021 10:31 AM|
Lord give me patience to deal with all these queens constantly appropriating my culture. If it were up to me I'd kick each and every one of their lily white asses!
|by Anonymous||reply 14||October 21, 2021 10:54 AM|
I’m a kick ass Tabitha Brown recipe! You can follow it exactly, but if you want to change things up “that’s your business.”
|by Anonymous||reply 15||October 21, 2021 11:10 AM|
I’m the incorrect use and/or total lack of auxiliary verbs when communicating.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||October 21, 2021 11:25 AM|
R14 Honey, you are appropriating the culture white men created in 99% of the things you use, be it language, science, technology, arts etc. They are just appropriating music and some slang. No racism, though, just facts.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||October 21, 2021 12:16 PM|
Yeah, typing on this very thread is using white men culture, really.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||October 21, 2021 12:19 PM|
"I'ma go to the club tonight."
|by Anonymous||reply 19||October 21, 2021 1:36 PM|
It's simply "ima", goatbae @ R19.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||October 21, 2021 1:53 PM|
"I'ma go to the club with Ima. An' we gettin' jiggy wit it."
|by Anonymous||reply 21||October 21, 2021 2:06 PM|
Let's NOT be girls anymore, black or white, until we get the proper vernacular for the current century down pat.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||October 21, 2021 2:13 PM|
R21 is typing from 1998.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||October 21, 2021 2:14 PM|
I’m all the learning opportunities and scholarships offered by Affirmative Action - NOT seized
|by Anonymous||reply 24||October 21, 2021 2:18 PM|
"Don't worry, Grandma. I'll watch all my kids tonight."
|by Anonymous||reply 25||October 21, 2021 2:22 PM|
R25 Are you bringing them to see all their fathers this weekend?
|by Anonymous||reply 26||October 21, 2021 2:27 PM|
R21 That was the most embarrassing thing I have ever read on DL. And on a site where people talk about blowing homeless people, that is saying a lot. Even though this site is anonymous, I suggest you delete your account and throw away your phone for good measure.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||October 21, 2021 2:27 PM|
Look at r 25 in the white girl thread, going on about Avon catalogs.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||October 21, 2021 2:30 PM|
How much longer until this lovely little thread is deleted?
|by Anonymous||reply 29||October 21, 2021 2:32 PM|
I’m the highly praised an imitated inability to speak English correctly.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||October 21, 2021 2:34 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 31||October 21, 2021 2:34 PM|
r15, I adore tabitha browne
|by Anonymous||reply 32||October 21, 2021 2:39 PM|
R27 ain't jiggy wit it.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||October 21, 2021 3:10 PM|
America, reality tv, and everything else owes black women thanks. We won the election for Biden. We created reality tv. And there’s nothing like a strong black woman.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||October 21, 2021 4:02 PM|
I don't like sexual harassment per se, but if I don't get some attention I get in a real bad mood.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||October 21, 2021 4:12 PM|
Everyone wants to be us and steal OUR identities. Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner want to get their lips and asses plumped up and tan themselves to a crisp to look like us. Iggy Azalea tries to use a blaccent to sound like us. Netflix always casts light skinned mixed girls in lead roles like biracial and black are the same thing when they're not at all. Society will see Rashida Jones as a white woman and treat her like one. She doesn't go through the same struggle as someone like me. Everybody wants to be black until the police show up. Then all the sudden they're white again.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||October 21, 2021 4:37 PM|
"...reality tv, and everything else owes black women thanks."
I wouldn't be too proud of that one.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||October 21, 2021 5:48 PM|
Y’all, please. PBS invented reality television back in the ‘70s with “The Loud Family.”
|by Anonymous||reply 38||October 21, 2021 5:56 PM|
Don't you even think about touching my hair.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||October 21, 2021 7:40 PM|
R39 Can I touch your hair?
|by Anonymous||reply 40||October 21, 2021 9:57 PM|
I ain't even tryna 'ticipate in this madness. Y'all beta ax somebody. Lawd?
|by Anonymous||reply 41||October 21, 2021 11:24 PM|
'Hearing' DLers do their renditions of black girls does remind me a lot of how 60 year-old white women customers try to cut up with black women employees, when the former haven't spent much time with black people and just go by what they see on TV (namely, the sassy black woman trope).
"Ohhhh lord hang on, let me find my 40% off coupon before you ring me up... GIRLFRIEND! Tee-hee.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||October 22, 2021 2:11 AM|
I, the very elegant Duchess,could be on both threads!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 43||October 22, 2021 2:14 AM|
[quote] Everyone wants to be us and steal OUR identities. Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner want to get their lips and asses plumped up
Are you saying black women have preposterous asses like Kim K?
|by Anonymous||reply 44||October 22, 2021 3:23 AM|
White gays are obsessed with black women meanwhile black women probably could care less about you.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||October 22, 2021 3:28 AM|
“They could care less” as an expression is the ultimate badge of a moron.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||October 22, 2021 3:41 AM|
'Fatphobia is colonialist white supremacy'
|by Anonymous||reply 47||October 22, 2021 3:46 AM|
That makes no sense R5. And you’re clearly white.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||October 22, 2021 3:48 AM|
"I'ma tell Ima, 'Girl, you better watch yo man 'cause Yolanda back in town.' Yolanda take what she want. Don't turn your back on dat bitch."
|by Anonymous||reply 49||October 22, 2021 1:15 PM|
I'm the screaming child, constantly confused as to which of these jiggas is my real dad. I even have half- siblings in my same grade as me but none of us have the same last name.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||October 24, 2021 2:05 PM|
I'm the CPS worker, visiting again like clockwork every 10 months.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||October 24, 2021 2:09 PM|
i'm the swimming pool in the hood. Empty as usual.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||October 24, 2021 2:11 PM|
Why is this grayed out?
|by Anonymous||reply 53||October 24, 2021 2:27 PM|
I’m the hatred for gay men.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||October 24, 2021 2:28 PM|
I'm just keep on keepin' on.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||October 24, 2021 2:37 PM|
i'm the earrings
|by Anonymous||reply 56||October 24, 2021 2:42 PM|
I'm the caftans
|by Anonymous||reply 57||October 24, 2021 2:42 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 58||October 24, 2021 4:24 PM|
Let's be Black boy Sunday!
|by Anonymous||reply 59||October 24, 2021 4:28 PM|
I'm Hustle & Flow, on DVD, described without irony as da Empire preqwel.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||October 27, 2021 1:34 AM|
I am mama's anioted prayer cloth from Creflo Dollar.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||October 27, 2021 1:35 AM|
I'm Lakisha's 4 kids, each from a different father
|by Anonymous||reply 62||October 27, 2021 1:46 AM|
Naw. Huh-uh. Whinzdee iz hair washin day. Y'all know how long it be takin ta git awl dis weave off my scalp 'n sewed back een ageen!
|by Anonymous||reply 63||October 27, 2021 2:34 AM|
One of the housewives from NY made the claim reality tv owes black women while on The View, or something stupid like that. I don’t know why she said that. Too lazy to look for the clip, as I’m sure any explanation would be stupid.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||October 27, 2021 6:08 AM|