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Please help me. I'm ready to start my new drag career and can't pick the right name.

I know you're sick of drag threads, but I am just me on my way to the stage and a chance to fulfill a dream. Do any of these sound just-right? Please please please???

I'm 44, full-figured but with an hourglass figure, could be a little taller but have long legs for my height.

My drag persona is maybe-she's-stupid-or-a-zombie party girl who is part Capucine and part Anna Moffo anou.d part Shania Twain and part Curley Howard.

Thank you! I'll comp you some drinks. My new bf is a bartender there. You've gotta have connections in show biz!

by Anonymousreply 202November 9, 2021 12:55 PM

Miss Lame-Oh!

by Anonymousreply 1October 19, 2021 8:27 PM

Tammy Whynot.

by Anonymousreply 2October 19, 2021 8:29 PM

Oh oh oh. And some of the ones I've pondered over are

Skim Novak (I don't like that shade of blonde, though, with my complexion)

Panty Shatner

Amal "Pearls" Cooney

Ida Hidabed

Sisypuss

Your Aunt Val (I do a lot of Rhoda).

AND if I wear really high heels I have to take dramamine and then I get really slutty so I just try to hide my biscuit-cutters under slinky bellbottoms or Lena Horne "I'm Not Fat" black-and-silver glitter trousers in something stretchy.

I paint a little too big and maybe I cut a few years off my age. THANKS AGAIN!! God, it's really going to happen!

by Anonymousreply 3October 19, 2021 8:32 PM

Ima Hor Darling

by Anonymousreply 4October 19, 2021 8:35 PM

[quote] I'm 44, full-figured but with an hourglass figure

Patsy D. Cline

by Anonymousreply 5October 19, 2021 8:37 PM

Piggo

by Anonymousreply 6October 19, 2021 8:52 PM

Musty Stables

by Anonymousreply 7October 19, 2021 8:53 PM

"Miss Talentfree Cow 35 Years Late to the Party"

by Anonymousreply 8October 19, 2021 8:56 PM

Dinette Chairz

by Anonymousreply 9October 19, 2021 8:59 PM

Miss Cap-a-Mofo

by Anonymousreply 10October 19, 2021 9:06 PM

What does “Doing a lot of Rhoda” entail? Do you give advice to audience members? Call them ‘kid?’ Do you have a head scarf? I’m genuinely interested. I love shtick. Do you have a friend to crash your performance as Ida Morgenstern?

by Anonymousreply 11October 19, 2021 11:42 PM

Gladys Pantserov

by Anonymousreply 12October 19, 2021 11:44 PM

Busty Springfield

by Anonymousreply 13October 19, 2021 11:45 PM

Honey??? 44????

Elle Dergay Psoriasis

by Anonymousreply 14October 19, 2021 11:46 PM

Fatty McPlumpenstein?

Horse Pumpkinoats?

Fat Alberta?

by Anonymousreply 15October 19, 2021 11:48 PM

Pamdemica Jones.

by Anonymousreply 16October 19, 2021 11:56 PM

Summeecha Goode.

by Anonymousreply 17October 20, 2021 12:27 AM

Kinky Colby.......Tipsy Templeton....Holly Hardwood....

by Anonymousreply 18October 20, 2021 12:30 AM

As a tribute to Miss Pussy Galore, I suggest Miss Pussy Nomore.

by Anonymousreply 19October 20, 2021 12:30 AM

Thank you for the suggestions. Unfortunately, some are drag queens I know, some just don't feel like a good fit, and a few are just terrible. But you know that.

Except I'm chewing on Busty Springfield.

I do Rhoda with a scarf when my wig is being cleaned. I have a doll done up like Ida and eventually kick her into the audience. But to keep things current I also do a lot of Valerie and brain tumor things on DWTS. But I keep it classy.

R9, I have a grand-niece named Dinette! You're uncanny!

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by Anonymousreply 25October 20, 2021 12:51 AM

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by Anonymousreply 26October 20, 2021 12:52 AM

Rhoda Bingham

by Anonymousreply 27October 20, 2021 12:59 AM

Do not go for something unoriginal like Judy Darling, Magnolia or, god help you, Judy Garland.

by Anonymousreply 28October 20, 2021 12:59 AM

Taffeta Darling

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Miss Information

by Anonymousreply 30October 20, 2021 1:16 AM

Cappuccino Pooshoes

by Anonymousreply 31October 20, 2021 1:16 AM

Delta variant

by Anonymousreply 32October 20, 2021 1:18 AM

The common folk try so hard, don't they?

It take fame, glamor, allure, and skill. I am a perfect at that.

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Miss Fat Whore

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by Anonymousreply 61October 20, 2021 3:50 AM

44 years old and just starting? How about calling yourself "Don't Bother".

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The Trocs had great names like Ida Nevasayneva and Nadia Doumiafeyva...

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[quote] Floozie Coozie

Too close to Miss Foozie, one of the all time untalented drag queens

by Anonymousreply 90October 20, 2021 4:38 AM

Astaris Bourne

by Anonymousreply 91October 20, 2021 4:44 AM

This will end in tears.

And, broken high heels. You type fat.

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Marcia Attacks

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I won’t be using it anytime soon, so use it if you like.

by Anonymousreply 104October 20, 2021 5:33 AM

"Fuchsia Shock" would be a simpler variant.

by Anonymousreply 105October 20, 2021 5:40 AM

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by Anonymousreply 106October 20, 2021 5:45 AM

Honeypot

Webster's definition Honeypot:

noun 1 a container in which honey is kept: an earthenware honeypot | she always had men hovering round her like bees round a honeypot. • an enticing source of pleasure or reward: massive increases in government purchases became a honeypot for the unscrupulous. • a place to which many people are attracted: its elegant shops make Florence a global honeypot.

2 vulgar slang a woman's genitals. definition:

by Anonymousreply 107October 20, 2021 5:46 AM

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R20 Busty Springfield is fab!

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Rhoda Hell

by Anonymousreply 119October 20, 2021 6:33 AM

Rhoda Weenie

by Anonymousreply 120October 20, 2021 6:46 AM

Good for you for starting drag at 44. Never put a time limit on anything you want to do with your life. Fuck rules! Do what you want.

by Anonymousreply 121October 20, 2021 7:25 AM

Hallee Tosis

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by Anonymousreply 123October 20, 2021 8:20 AM

R123 Clee Shay is very funny.

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by Anonymousreply 149October 22, 2021 10:13 AM

[quote] My drag persona is maybe-she's-stupid-or-a-zombie - party girl who is part Capucine and part Anna Moffo anou.d part Shania Twain and part Curley Howard.

Sorry, but hasn't that already been pretty much done to death already?

by Anonymousreply 150October 22, 2021 7:22 PM

Have you decided, OP?

by Anonymousreply 151October 22, 2021 7:46 PM

Miss En Scène

by Anonymousreply 152October 22, 2021 9:22 PM

Shar Truce

by Anonymousreply 153October 22, 2021 9:27 PM

[quote]Marcia Attacks

"Marcia Tax" would be a simpler variant.

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Holland Tunnel

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by Anonymousreply 177October 30, 2021 10:32 AM

You've all been so wonderful. Thank you for your - umm - suggestions.

But I've been reconsidering and have decided to enter the convent instead.

Any ideas for my new career in the sisterhood?

I'm considering Sister Nancy Davis.

by Anonymousreply 178October 30, 2021 1:53 PM

Sister Mattic Racism

by Anonymousreply 179October 30, 2021 6:24 PM

Svim Weir

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*Queefa Di Vajay.

by Anonymousreply 193November 2, 2021 9:36 AM

Arona Gobbleschock

by Anonymousreply 194November 2, 2021 9:39 AM

I've decided against Sister Nancy Davis.

I'm back in drag and considering using [bold]Lucy Lips or Sharin' Stones[/quote].

And I'll be sporting camel toe, at least, with every costume.

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by Anonymousreply 195November 2, 2021 12:41 PM

Selina Kidney

Connie Taykitt

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by Anonymousreply 200November 8, 2021 4:09 AM

I did a drag costume once…… ONCE!

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by Anonymousreply 201November 8, 2021 4:28 PM

Chilly Concarne ... the gassiest drag queen south of the Rio Grande!

by Anonymousreply 202November 9, 2021 12:55 PM
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