Please help me. I'm ready to start my new drag career and can't pick the right name.
I know you're sick of drag threads, but I am just me on my way to the stage and a chance to fulfill a dream. Do any of these sound just-right? Please please please???
I'm 44, full-figured but with an hourglass figure, could be a little taller but have long legs for my height.
My drag persona is maybe-she's-stupid-or-a-zombie party girl who is part Capucine and part Anna Moffo anou.d part Shania Twain and part Curley Howard.
Thank you! I'll comp you some drinks. My new bf is a bartender there. You've gotta have connections in show biz!
| by Anonymous | reply 202 | November 9, 2021 11:55 AM
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Oh oh oh. And some of the ones I've pondered over are
Skim Novak (I don't like that shade of blonde, though, with my complexion)
Panty Shatner
Amal "Pearls" Cooney
Ida Hidabed
Sisypuss
Your Aunt Val (I do a lot of Rhoda).
AND if I wear really high heels I have to take dramamine and then I get really slutty so I just try to hide my biscuit-cutters under slinky bellbottoms or Lena Horne "I'm Not Fat" black-and-silver glitter trousers in something stretchy.
I paint a little too big and maybe I cut a few years off my age. THANKS AGAIN!! God, it's really going to happen!
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 19, 2021 7:32 PM
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[quote] I'm 44, full-figured but with an hourglass figure
Patsy D. Cline
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 19, 2021 7:37 PM
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"Miss Talentfree Cow 35 Years Late to the Party"
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 19, 2021 7:56 PM
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What does “Doing a lot of Rhoda” entail? Do you give advice to audience members? Call them ‘kid?’ Do you have a head scarf? I’m genuinely interested. I love shtick. Do you have a friend to crash your performance as Ida Morgenstern?
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 19, 2021 10:42 PM
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Kinky Colby.......Tipsy Templeton....Holly Hardwood....
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 19, 2021 11:30 PM
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As a tribute to Miss Pussy Galore, I suggest Miss Pussy Nomore.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 19, 2021 11:30 PM
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Thank you for the suggestions. Unfortunately, some are drag queens I know, some just don't feel like a good fit, and a few are just terrible. But you know that.
Except I'm chewing on Busty Springfield.
I do Rhoda with a scarf when my wig is being cleaned. I have a doll done up like Ida and eventually kick her into the audience. But to keep things current I also do a lot of Valerie and brain tumor things on DWTS. But I keep it classy.
R9, I have a grand-niece named Dinette! You're uncanny!
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 19, 2021 11:35 PM
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Veronique......Pronounced VEER-ROE-NEEK.....
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | October 19, 2021 11:44 PM
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Do not go for something unoriginal like Judy Darling, Magnolia or, god help you, Judy Garland.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | October 19, 2021 11:59 PM
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The common folk try so hard, don't they?
It take fame, glamor, allure, and skill. I am a perfect at that.
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | October 20, 2021 12:19 AM
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You kick an Ida Morgenstern effigy into the “crowd?” Shame on you!!! SHAME ON YOU!!!!
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | October 20, 2021 1:47 AM
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44 years old and just starting? How about calling yourself "Don't Bother".
| by Anonymous | reply 62 | October 20, 2021 2:51 AM
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The Trocs had great names like Ida Nevasayneva and Nadia Doumiafeyva...
| by Anonymous | reply 63 | October 20, 2021 2:51 AM
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The Venereal Horror of Lindsay Lohan
| by Anonymous | reply 82 | October 20, 2021 3:06 AM
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[quote] Floozie Coozie
Too close to Miss Foozie, one of the all time untalented drag queens
| by Anonymous | reply 90 | October 20, 2021 3:38 AM
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This will end in tears.
And, broken high heels. You type fat.
| by Anonymous | reply 92 | October 20, 2021 3:49 AM
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LaFuschia Looksbright.
I won’t be using it anytime soon, so use it if you like.
| by Anonymous | reply 104 | October 20, 2021 4:33 AM
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"Fuchsia Shock" would be a simpler variant.
| by Anonymous | reply 105 | October 20, 2021 4:40 AM
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Honeypot
Webster's definition Honeypot:
noun 1 a container in which honey is kept: an earthenware honeypot | she always had men hovering round her like bees round a honeypot. • an enticing source of pleasure or reward: massive increases in government purchases became a honeypot for the unscrupulous. • a place to which many people are attracted: its elegant shops make Florence a global honeypot.
2 vulgar slang a woman's genitals. definition:
| by Anonymous | reply 107 | October 20, 2021 4:46 AM
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R20 Busty Springfield is fab!
| by Anonymous | reply 109 | October 20, 2021 4:48 AM
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Good for you for starting drag at 44. Never put a time limit on anything you want to do with your life. Fuck rules! Do what you want.
| by Anonymous | reply 121 | October 20, 2021 6:25 AM
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R123 Clee Shay is very funny.
| by Anonymous | reply 124 | October 20, 2021 11:14 AM
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Lady Grey Bush of Pussy Manor
| by Anonymous | reply 140 | October 21, 2021 9:01 AM
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[quote] My drag persona is maybe-she's-stupid-or-a-zombie - party girl who is part Capucine and part Anna Moffo anou.d part Shania Twain and part Curley Howard.
Sorry, but hasn't that already been pretty much done to death already?
| by Anonymous | reply 150 | October 22, 2021 6:22 PM
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[quote]Marcia Attacks
"Marcia Tax" would be a simpler variant.
| by Anonymous | reply 154 | October 23, 2021 2:55 PM
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You've all been so wonderful. Thank you for your - umm - suggestions.
But I've been reconsidering and have decided to enter the convent instead.
Any ideas for my new career in the sisterhood?
I'm considering Sister Nancy Davis.
| by Anonymous | reply 178 | October 30, 2021 12:53 PM
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I've decided against Sister Nancy Davis.
I'm back in drag and considering using [bold]Lucy Lips or Sharin' Stones[/quote].
And I'll be sporting camel toe, at least, with every costume.
| by Anonymous | reply 195 | November 2, 2021 11:41 AM
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I did a drag costume once…… ONCE!
| by Anonymous | reply 201 | November 8, 2021 3:28 PM
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Chilly Concarne ... the gassiest drag queen south of the Rio Grande!
| by Anonymous | reply 202 | November 9, 2021 11:55 AM
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