This just makes me so uncomfortable…

Cute kids.

I see blush, lipstick, and eyeliner that is bullshit she is wearing no makeup. Also put on a shirt you attention ho.

Sorry, but people with husbands old enough to be AARP members should not have six kids, I don't care how much money they have.

The babies look like aliens

Please, God, no free bleeding!!

Well, now we know what the alien hybrid babies on American Horror Story will look like, no need to watch the finale now!

Compulsive breeders make me so uneasy. They all have the same empty headed cult member like facial expressions in every photo. James van der Creeks wife has the same look. Funny how childless people are denigrated as selfish but the biggest narcissists seem to be the ones who can't stop popping them out.

She’s sick. Nothing else to say. Seriously mentally ill.

If she’s wearing no makeup, I’m the Queen of Sheba. Those kids better back away because she’s going to get struck by lightning for lying.

The two babies are the whitest babies I’ve ever seen. Are they albinos?

It’s got to be a combination though, the social media feeds into the reproduction cycle somehow? I think there’s a extreme likelihood of whatever it is that she’s ultimately diagnosed with it will then be named after her- The Hilaria Syndrome, and that will feed her ego even more.

At least she’s not doing any idiotic yoga poses. Those twins look like Cabbage Patch dolls. Old sperm. They’re probably on the autism spectrum.

So, did they have the sperm and egg fertilized and then did a forced separation to create twins, but then embed them separately one in her and one in a surrogate? Or is this the first case of human cloning?

Alec is a big liberal , why all these kids with climate change?

Does this make Alec feel young again?

Nobody in their 60’s actually enjoys raising all those young kids. Alec is screwed, he has to stay with her because he can’t afford child support.

She's gone from somewhat-deranged to full exhibitionist menace.

We call it La Carretera Mia.

As in Farrow.

How is one kid 13 months and another one 7 months?

Enough kids to field a traveling flamenco troupe!

R4 no, Hilaria is here legally from Spain.

Where's her shirt? I'm serious.

Why isn't the little girl's hair brushed? It's straight and couldn't possibly take long to do. Poor thing looks to have somewhat matted hair.

Why does the one baby look judgemental? He's the larger of the two babies. Poor thing cocking his eyebrow with a look of both repulsion and befuddlement on his face.

I'll stop with the kids now lest I get too cruel.

Alec Baldwin had Kim Basinger. My gosh what a beauty! Eccentric, yes, but harmless for the most part. He had his pick and went with Hillary who up until recently cos- played as a Spaniard. What the hell? Alec is cuckolded now.

She only likes them when they're new, like an idiot who thinks they "need" a puppy.

The old kids are going to be dumped out in the country!

She is not that hot. She obviously disagrees with me though.

"Once the 'new' wears off of the other one, she'll be back saying she wants another puppy, can't even take care of the one she has."

--my mom, 30 year animal control officer, retired.

Oh my god, those poor bald babies. They are so creepy! Were the other ones bald when they were babies, too?

Hilarrhea is a good example of someone who is mentally ill but highly functioning in most areas. The very attractive ones are the scariest, because they are enabled and exalted and get very far. It’s like the personality disorder doesn’t harm them in any way; just the people around them. And if they don’t have an addiction, they’re practically indestructible or something. They just zoom ahead with a wake of devastation behind them. It’s mostly women who are like this. Get out of their way, out of their orbit.

Is she rocking pit hair, a la Lourdes? It’s hard to tell from the photo.

Six Spanish babies and their Spanish mother...from Boston.

[quote] He had his pick and went with Hillary who up until recently cos- played as a Spaniard. What the hell?

She's obviously a freak in bed.

How is it that they're all blond? Is that from Alec's side?

God his first kid with Kim B. Must hate her & all these inheritance draining monsters soooooooo much.

R25, is right. I have a neighbor like this, a man.

He's red flag city, but he's attractive and charismatic which is apparently enough to disable the alarm bells in people's minds. If he were ugly, he'd be shunned --pathological liar, nasty divorce & disturbed kid, "his" house is in actually in Mommy & Daddy's trust, 4x4 truck with a train horn that he no doubt torments people with on the freeway, boundary issues, broke up the nice neighbor family by 'spending a lot of time with' the other neighbor's wife of 20 years...

And these people don't see it?

It's fucking crazy what you can get away with if you're attractive.

Found in Hilaria’s Google search engine: “what is the youngest age children can be sent away to boarding school?”

r32 Also found in her search history: "how to dip babies in bleach".

Also found: "Español para bebés."

Also: “how to I match the babies to the latest fashionable shade of white color chip?”

It must bother her that those babies aren't attractive though. They couldn't be less Spanish-looking, real or otherwise.

I hope ALW lives long enough and makes up with Tim Rice soon enough to write a musical about her, because I would hate watch that shit more than the Diana musical.

They look like Anderson Cooper's baby, pictured below.

You forget that in Northern Mexico a lot of people are blond 👱‍♂️ 👱 because of their border with Germany.

R39, your absolutely right on all counts, but do the babies look like THAT?

You're*^

R38 Oh my god, you just know if Diane Arbus was still alive Hilaria would hire her for baby pictures and family portraits like Gloria did.

Oh, c'mon, her little pepinos are just adorable.

The article makes no mention of the half a dozen nannies, a couple of cooks, and the phalanx of maids her husband employs.

They really disappointed me by not naming the other two boys Michelangelo and Donatello.

And the girls Bebop and Rocksteady.

Total missed oppurtunity.

*Opportunity

One good thing is that her children will grow up completely bilingual in Spanish. You know she's making sure that happens.

R45 Well we know she overruled Alec, or they all be named after countries like his first daughter and only one of them could have been Spain. Though I think Costa Rica would make a cute name for a girl.

She's the Sue Ellen Mischke of annoying Karens!

Can they all cha cha 💃🏽 & salsa dance

A relaxed mommy cavorting without makeup with her children would be wearing a big t-shirt and NO BRA. Women take off their bras faster than any man can.

Her kids are cute. The girl looks lovely and midwestern - more of an Ansel Adams moment than Diane Arbus.

The one baby boy does appear to be Truman Capote. No doubt Alex fathered him.

It's so strangely funny and ironic that Hillary (I can't call her Hilaria since it's not really her name) tried so hard to present this Spanish image, and at least for now the kids with the perfectly Spanish names are all blond and light brunettes.

Hilary is such a fucking famewhore it's nauseating. Why is she in her bra?

Do Eduardo and Leonardo, et al. wonder why they all have Spanish names and look like the whitest of white Americans? Are they old enough to realize their mother is mentally ill?

Lol at R1 btw.

Goddammit, Alex is 63...he'll be working into his 80s to raise these kids. Although reportedly he's worth $60 million, so maybe he has enough money to last for everyone and still enjoy life.

Shouldn’t they look more like Antonio Banderas?

Give those infants a few more years to grow up and she'll be looking a little more like this...

Womb for Rent

^Not with all the help she gets, R56.

What's with that little devil on the right?

It looks like he was consciously 'othered'.

The girl isn't posing naturally. If she were, she'd be leaning ON her mom, that's what kids do-- mom=living furniture.

It's strange that the kids are so fair when even Alec and the rest of the Baldwin brothers are dark haired...and even the Baldwins aren't considered all that light-skinned other than maybe Stephen Baldwin.

Alec is gray-haired now, but here's what he looked like in his younger days:

Why does she want round headed uber white babies in such qtys? Is she tanning to look more ethnic compared to those whitey kids?

Yes she tans and colors her hair. We covered this during coocumber-gate.

R62 What is how you say...coocumber gate?

R60 The Irish start out translucent. Alcohol brings the ruddiness.

i'm seeing beautiful Latinx infantas! And their perfect Latinx Mamacita!

I'm surprised she didn't name one of the boys something more like Miguel de Cervantes.

Those are like the whitest kids on earth

She's looking old and worn out

R2 r9 …and mascara, top and bottom lashes. No makeup, no hair zhuzh, my ass …

Why a bra? She could have worn a halter top or midriff top if she wanted to show off her physique. A bra just suggests unwell-ness.

[quote]This just makes me uncomfortable….

Then why did you bother reading it and posting it? Why waste your energy?

[quote] …and I wish it would stop.

So you promote it for wider distribution.

[quote]Why does the one baby look judgemental? He's the larger of the two babies. Poor thing cocking his eyebrow with a look of both repulsion and befuddlement on his face.

His nickname is "Stewie" and he's the gay one.

Christ. Did Alec learn about her charade the same time we all did? Chilling. Douche chilling

Who's the bigger attention whore: The Fake Spaniard, or Teigan?

R36, They screamed too loudly when she duct-taped them to the tanning bed.

She posted about her two miscarriages in honor of Infertility Awareness Week when she has six children? Yikes, that’s a special brand of narcissism and tone-deafness.

A grungy sports bra would be gross, but realistic. A lace, pretty little lilac bra is an odd choice indeed.

How many more crotch fruits can she spawn before her coochie dries up???

Looks like 2 Caillous, that creepy bald boy cartoon

The smallest one has a big weird head. Something is off with that kid

The divorce between Hilary and Alec s gonna be insane. Will read the tell all book someone writes on them

How many of the kids will be talking to her by their 25th birthday?

The older bald one is going to grow up to look like the yellow guy from Sin City

R77 there is a bizarre trend of women who already have numerous existing children making a big to do of miscarrying and mourning a fetus. It is off putting and weird.

R81 I wonder if the eventual tell all will be by the nanny or one of the kids. I'm guessing the nanny.

R84 I blame the Santorums and the setting of a place at the table for the dead child with this spreading in the conservative community.

Seems to be some real envy masquerading as disdain for women who have kids and a husband by gay men .

Shame on Alec for indulging this woman and behaving like he has a pedestal to stand on for critiquing others.

R75 Tiegan. There is no one more vile.

Is that you Jared @r87?

She's a pretty brilliant con artist. Got herself a rich man and tied him down with six kids.

I love it!

Alec is an asshole. He was always an asshole. For whatever reason he indulges his wife's need for more and more children- trust that it feeds his well known ego and rage. She's no con artist. He's loves every minute of it. Old fat short leg dude is a joke.

If she wants to look “natural,” she needs to shave her head, and let her grey hair grow out.

And scrape all that paint from her face.

Brazen hussy!

Just casually posing with her 6 kids in a bra.

She is so mentally ill. Her Instagram is one of the more pathological ones you'll see. She must update the stories 20 times day? Lots of reposting stuff about gaslighting and she is obsessed with trolls and bullies.

I don't even know what to make of it - she's so sick.

She's not done having kids either. I would guess at least 2 more.

And I agree with R93. I hope these kids drive him into an early grave.

This crazy bitch needs a cooking show where she prepares various Spanish dishes.

I blame Baldwin for not secretly getting a vasectomy 3 kids ago.

R87, gay men are scarce in this thread--we're bitchy old fraus, just like you!

And as if ANYONE would be jealous of someone with six kids--two of them bald babies. That big one is over a year old, not a lick of hair and looks like a felon who grew old in solitary confinement. I keep picturing him in a black and white striped jail outfit with that matching boxy hat and a ball and chain around his ankle.

And Hilary. She's got a great body, but she's getting damn close to her sell-by date and her face is going to start changing, and even if she "fixes"/inflates it she'll still be 40 and it won't really matter. She'll just be another narc mom, except with SIX kids. And I wouldn't be surprised if she has a couple more!

[quote]R87: Seems to be some real envy masquerading as disdain for women who have kids and a husband by gay men .

Why do cunts always burble that people who find them and their games loathsome, deranged and harmful are envious?

No one is envious of crazy people who smell bad.

Certainly not gay men.

When was Alec Baldwin's "sell-by" date R98? Probably about 1998. I don't find pig-faced men attractive, but I would guess his attractiveness ended more than 20 years ago? Hilaria is the perfect wife for Alec B. She provided him with an illusion of stability. And virility. His spunk is old. For a dude who always poses with pursed lips - he sure is angry at the fucking world. Hilaria has taught him alternate nostril breath techniques and the joy of family love. Episiotomies. We can tell he YELLS all day.

Their life looks scary. But Alec Baldwin is no prize. Bloated bore or BULLY? Yikes.

I bet she squeezes out one more before she closes up shop.

Beautiful children but that is one puta loca!

Does Alec smell?

Would like to hear what Kim and Ireland say behind their backs.

Why is she either naked or In her underwear when she’s pictured with her kids?

She doesn’t seem mean or bitchy, but she sure is a big weirdo. And nutz.

Alec tried to commiserate with Teigen when she said she was canceled, but Teigen ignored it.

Teigen is political, through and through. Alec and Hilaria are just nuts. They're living in a dream. Yikes.

Those babies remind me of the aliens in Cocoon…

Except the babies are uglier.

R107 lol you’re cute.

I’d consider the Baldwins blond-adjacent. They’re not especially dark. Most of them have blue eyes.

I don’t think I understand what Yahoo News is? I was expecting this to be a take down of the situation, but it’s just a complete repacking of it? I mean it wasn’t even News to start with so why is it on the site?

Gross

She just wants to brag about how skinny she is having birthed all those kids.

6 kids with climate crisis . How selfish

I find her HILARIAous. I kinda love her crazy.

R113 one was a surrogate...at the same time she was pregnant

The poor boy with his hood on will probably grow up to be a serial killer. You can tell he’s desperate for attention.

Looks like some future Redmond O'Neals in the bunch

OP- This just makes ME so uncomfortable looking at those DOPEY babies in your photo.

Lighten up. Some women just like the feeling of being filled up with little babies all the time.

Oops “people who give birth” I should say, rather than women.

Did Alec try to shoot himself with a gun of blanks because this picture came out and he couldn’t fathom retuning home to this brood?

Alec just done killed someone. With his blanks. That's how you birth two babies 4 months apart.

We always knew he was shooting blanks, so who’s the sperm donor, one of the brothers?

That older bald baby looks funny, but in a good way. She should try to get him some commercial work.

R123 I think the problem is that he was not shooting blanks.

Those are some fat ugly babies 🤮

Do you think they show their Hispanic realness by eating at Taco Bell?

The kid on the right is going to kill the entire family just for some peace and quiet.

Did Alec know about her lie? And he played along with it? I can’t believe that….

And all this bad stuff coming in the midst of Hispanic Awareness Month!

Ugh, half undressed and clinging six children. Her theme song is, "You Makes Me Feel Like a Natural Woman Whose Husband Shoots People Indiscriminately."

I didn't realize Winston Churchill was in the Baldwin gene pool

If she'd stopped at 2, she'd have just been a successful golddigger tying down her rich husband. Five additional pregnancies (including 2 miscarriages) + a surrogate baby is pathological.

Alec is an idiot. He was heading towards 60 with just 1 already grown-up child to worry about. Then he hooks up with this crazy golddigger, and now he has 6 kids under the age of 10.

She has dragged him down. Recent events, however, show that he is doing a good job of it himself…

He wouldn't be doing this kind of work if he didn't have all those kids to support. He is an old fool to agree to have all those kids at his age.

He’s not really the savvy and sophisticated man he likes to present himself as.

I’m assuming none of the kids are dressing up as cowboys this Halloween?

Don't worry, amigos, you won't have to put up with her bullshit much longer. They are OVER.

I wonder if it’s just the one in English, or if she’ll continue doing the Spanish one?

My father is just four years older than Baldwin, and I can't imagine him looking after young children at his age. Even with nannies, it must be exhausting.

Either Baldwin has a pregnancy fetish or she is addicted to being pregnant and caring for newborns. Some women lose interest when the child gets older and just has another one.

R141, that’s incredibly sad for kids

Dios mio!

R141 definitely she has a baby addiction. Hiring a surrogate when you're already pregnant is...pathological

R141 Yes. In the poorer and middle class families the mother then usually parentifies the older kids and has them do the parenting of the younger kids while she keeps getting pregnant.

Well, the Day of the Dead celebration is going to take on a whole new meaning this year in the Baldwin household.

R123 Apparently not.

Why did America hound that asshole Rachel Dolezal for months about her phony racial identity, yet no one is going after "EEE-laria" for her bullshit Spanish appropriation?

Does this one get a pass because she can put her ankles behind her head, or because she's married to this Irish moron who'd be a crooked cop or an Acura salesman in Hempstead if he'd never attended Tisch?

Tisch tosh R148

It's a vagina, not a clown car!

R148 A lot of this " Let's go after white women and their privilege" trend is really just going after white women who are either lower status for whatever reason or deemed uncool somehow. All of the twitter and media class won't touch the ones with real power with a 10 ft pole. The difference between " unacceptable misogyny" and " putting Karen in her place "is really all down to how much social power the woman in question has.

R151 In what universe does Hilaria Baldwin have "real power?" She's an unemployed yoga instructor married to an aging actor who just killed someone. She's a joke among the Hamptons set, and she's evidently got quite the baby cannon between her legs.

This bitch ain't Kathy Hochul or Anna Wintour or Nancy Pelosi. She's not a white broad with power, and nobody's afraid of mocking her.

The taller alien baby's ears are level with its lips and chin. I just don't know what to think about that.

Well Op, stop minding their business and you won't br uncomfortable anymore.

R154 I wish! But People Magazine seems obsessed with announcing to me their every significant move along with the Van der Beek brood of Texas. One can only hope it’s in preparation for some big raucous family showdown where they fight each other.

And while I, OP am here, I fell down a rabbit hole, primarily on TikTok, about this family in Manhattan that had a twelve year old boy and then during their “fertility journey” had four other kids in 13 months for a total of five. The big brother is really so sweet with suddenly having a NYC apartment crammed with four toddler siblings. They definitely have money, but not Baldwin money, but it’s still crazy.

R156 AMATEURS!

R157 Yeah, but that’s poor people in bumfuck Georgia, the others are hedge funders in Manhattan, who actually might have known better.

How did the gun accidentally fire?

R158 it's Georgia the country, not the US state. And they're not poor, obviously -points to the surrogates and 16 nannies

She definitely bleached those kids to make herself look darker.

They look so wonderfully Spanish!!

Good God! That bitch at r157 hired surrogates for 21 of her kids! That's beyond sick.

We now know who will play "Stewie" in the live action "Family Guy" film.

R164 That works well with the child labor laws and they’ll need those two paychecks now more then ever.

I made the mistake of checking out the reddit sub devoted to her. I don't know who's crazier, her, or the people who frequent it. Some of them are convinced she only gave birth to her first child, and she's faking breastfeeding. Maybe they're onto something.

[quote]Why did America hound that asshole Rachel Dolezal for months about her phony racial identity,

RACISM. She was pretending to be black, something few privileged white people would even dream of doing. I think that most white folks laughed at her or pitied her for wanting to be one of "them".

Hilarious, as shady and stupid as she is, was playing a more exotic version of a white woman.