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Ha ha, Matt Damon's movie is flopping!

Guess the fags stayed home!

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by Anonymousreply 91October 22, 2021 12:18 PM

Too bloody for women looking for Princess Bride and too full of fat old actors for younger men who like violent movies.

by Anonymousreply 1October 18, 2021 12:57 AM

Good! He’s so overrated and I’m tired of him.

by Anonymousreply 2October 18, 2021 12:58 AM

Who would buy him and Adam Driver as medieval French guys?

by Anonymousreply 3October 18, 2021 12:59 AM

I’d see it for Jodie Comer.

by Anonymousreply 4October 18, 2021 1:00 AM

This plot with this cast sounds like one of the fake movies they made up on Seinfeld (Rochelle, Rochelle). It’s farcical.

by Anonymousreply 5October 18, 2021 1:01 AM

Looks like hot garbage

by Anonymousreply 6October 18, 2021 1:05 AM

he can always blame it on Ben Affleck!

by Anonymousreply 7October 18, 2021 1:06 AM

Casted.

by Anonymousreply 8October 18, 2021 1:06 AM

Blame Adam Driver!!! I'm America's Sweetheart!

by Anonymousreply 9October 18, 2021 1:07 AM

A poster of Damon and Driver's faces is not inviting, it's a warning.

by Anonymousreply 10October 18, 2021 1:08 AM

It looks so pretentious, fully of angry people scowling at each other.

by Anonymousreply 11October 18, 2021 1:09 AM

[quote] fully of angry people scowling at each other.

And that's just Adam Driver looking in the mirror.

by Anonymousreply 12October 18, 2021 1:11 AM

Who’s the smokeshow with the blond bangs? Sorta looks like George Clooney.

by Anonymousreply 13October 18, 2021 1:24 AM

They promoted it as a medieval me too story, thats not going to work

by Anonymousreply 14October 18, 2021 1:27 AM

As expected. Hey Hollywood, still think Adam Driver can put a butt on a seat?

by Anonymousreply 15October 18, 2021 1:29 AM

Damon can.

by Anonymousreply 16October 18, 2021 1:57 AM

Who the fuck thought it would be a good idea for Ben Affleck and Matt Damon to play Frenchmen from the Middle Ages? That is ridiculous. They can't play anything but modern Americans.

by Anonymousreply 17October 18, 2021 2:06 AM

Ben Affleck and Matt Damon wouldn't be convincing playing Frenchmen from the year 2021, never mind centuries ago.

by Anonymousreply 18October 18, 2021 2:07 AM

[quote] They can't play anything but modern Americans.

I disagree.

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by Anonymousreply 19October 18, 2021 2:11 AM

[quote] They can't play anything but modern Americans.

I disagree.

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by Anonymousreply 20October 18, 2021 2:12 AM

Adam Driver is enough reason not to watch a movie.

by Anonymousreply 21October 18, 2021 2:13 AM

They can't play anything other than modern Americans CONVINCINGLY. They're two fucking guys from Boston in everything they do.

by Anonymousreply 22October 18, 2021 2:14 AM

Did Ben film this before or after the J-Lo hookup began.

by Anonymousreply 23October 18, 2021 2:19 AM

Who in Hollywood thinks it’s a good idea to cast Adam Driver? The man managed to ruin the Star Wars franchise....

by Anonymousreply 24October 18, 2021 2:20 AM

Keep blaming Adam Driver, not me!

by Anonymousreply 25October 18, 2021 2:23 AM

Variety says the budget for this movie is north of $100 million dollars. Does that mean it needs a box office of $200 million to break even?

It's opening box office is about $9 million, with half of that from overseas.

86% rating on Rottentomatoes, and a 79% score from the audience.

by Anonymousreply 26October 18, 2021 2:33 AM

The trailer ruins the suspense of the story.

by Anonymousreply 27October 18, 2021 2:35 AM

It has great reviews but absolutely no buzz which is odd for a Ridly Scott film. I like Driver but I wouldn't see Matt Damon in anything save a bodybag. Even the title is boring and generic.

Scott has House of Gucci coming out and the preview got applause at a showing of Eyes of Tammy Faye I saw recently.

by Anonymousreply 28October 18, 2021 2:40 AM

Ah ya looking to fight for ya brawds honah? That's wicked lame .

by Anonymousreply 29October 18, 2021 2:43 AM

I honestly think people are just really sick of watching white men do anything. We've seen them do everything forever. Wasn't Damon just in some other movie on Netflix or something where he played some medieval king?

by Anonymousreply 30October 18, 2021 2:56 AM

This is the movie where they didn't want Matt Damon and Ben Affleck kissing. And now the movie is tanking - homophobic karma!!

by Anonymousreply 31October 18, 2021 3:05 AM

I’d buy Adam Driver as a medieval Frenchman. He looks like a caveman! But the “how da ya like these apples” guys - no chance.

They should have better capitalized on their fame as a pair and done a buddy road trip movie or made the gay When Harry Met Sally. “Matt and Ben together after all these years.” No one wants to see them in chain mail.

by Anonymousreply 32October 18, 2021 3:26 AM

Apparently you see the seven minute rape scene twice, incredible. Almost like they made porn for rape fantasists

by Anonymousreply 33October 18, 2021 3:31 AM

The rape scene is played two different ways as the film is told somewhat of a Rashomon style. One echoes an earlier scene where there is a playful seduction and then one is undoubtedly rape.

by Anonymousreply 34October 18, 2021 3:36 AM

Affleck looks like Lurch with that blonde wig. And Isn’t this Driver’s second bomb this year?

by Anonymousreply 35October 18, 2021 3:42 AM

Matt Damon is one creepy guy. I’m able to get through Ripley because of Jude Law but Affleck can’t pull me into anything Damon does, and I like Affleck a lot.

by Anonymousreply 36October 18, 2021 3:50 AM

[quote] Matt Damon is one creepy guy

Why and how is he creepy? Doesn't that suit him in Ripley?

by Anonymousreply 37October 18, 2021 3:52 AM

I would oay $10 to see Adam Driver presenting his massive humongous dong in theater.

by Anonymousreply 38October 18, 2021 3:56 AM

Adam Driver is so unattractive.

by Anonymousreply 39October 18, 2021 3:57 AM

Which one is the hot one in this?

by Anonymousreply 40October 18, 2021 4:10 AM

I think the " someone messed with my woman and now they will pay" genre is thankfully going out of style. It's so trashy and backward. It's kind of a weird theme for a film, I'm not sure who the intended audience is.

by Anonymousreply 41October 18, 2021 2:29 PM

this is the first I've heard of it

by Anonymousreply 42October 18, 2021 2:34 PM

It's based on a real, well-documented duel, and probably is meant for the people who enjoyed the super-scary version of the Middle Ages offered in Game of Thrones.

by Anonymousreply 43October 18, 2021 2:39 PM

Unfortunately, Matt Damon is no Jaime Lannister.

by Anonymousreply 44October 18, 2021 2:41 PM

Outside of Star Wars, all Adam Driver movies have massively underperformed, right? House of Gucci is going to get lots of Gaga fans, so he's not pulling in audiences there.

by Anonymousreply 45October 18, 2021 2:42 PM

Why is there a WOMAN in the center of the poster? I want to see a movie about men, not some woke SJW crap.

by Anonymousreply 46October 18, 2021 2:43 PM

King Charles...knight...duel...squire...YAWN.

by Anonymousreply 47October 18, 2021 3:02 PM

Saw it Friday night.

Not bad and not nearly as bored as I thought I'd be.

That poor woman never got to experience joyful sex.

Her mother-in-law was a true cunt. I kept thinking she may have set it up but then the woman's best friend ended up being the biggest cunt of all.

I wonder if the Affleck and Driver characters messed around. Ben was always dipping into young French handmaids and would invite Driver to join him.

by Anonymousreply 48October 18, 2021 3:08 PM

All the gays stayed home for a duel of their own. 😈

by Anonymousreply 49October 18, 2021 3:10 PM

Who's had Adam Driver?

by Anonymousreply 50October 18, 2021 3:12 PM

This movie had no marketing support - the stars didn't really even do the rounds to promote it.

I have no idea what it's about or who is even in it.

Any wonder that it's an abject failure?

by Anonymousreply 51October 18, 2021 3:14 PM

Let this be the beginning of the end of their film careers. And if that happens, watch JLo drop Ben like a side of spoiled beef.

by Anonymousreply 52October 18, 2021 3:36 PM

I had no idea this was even opening. Basically a victim of Disney’s indifference to its Fox acquisitions.

Star Matt Damon is 51, this is a project that really shouldn’t have been greenlit without a star under 40. But I think the bleak visuals and the fact that it’s a medieval pic without monsters and magic put it out of step with what the public wants.

by Anonymousreply 53October 18, 2021 3:48 PM

Maybe people want to see a medieval film that isn’t all grey misery, violence and rape.

Maybe we need some Errol Flynn and some Lincoln green.

by Anonymousreply 54October 18, 2021 4:20 PM

[quote]Who the fuck thought it would be a good idea for Ben Affleck and Matt Damon to play Frenchmen from the Middle Ages? That is ridiculous. They can't play anything but modern Americans.

You are generous. Ben Affleck can only play Ben Affleck.

by Anonymousreply 55October 18, 2021 5:31 PM

Failure troll at it again.

Netflix has been making atrocious movies for nearly a decade--genuine garbage costing $100 mil each that have no life (and barely any artistry) beyond the few weeks after release where lots of people click on them and watch for a few mins before falling asleep or wandering off to do household chores.

But let's shit on a high budget, well reviewed theatrical movie from Ridley Scott and starring Matt Damon, an actual actor.

by Anonymousreply 56October 18, 2021 7:35 PM

Hey, it's Ben Affleck posting on DL at R56. You tried to be subtle by naming Damon as the "actual actor" but we're on to you, Ben!

by Anonymousreply 57October 19, 2021 5:03 AM

Hi Ben R56

by Anonymousreply 58October 21, 2021 6:46 PM

OP- Including Matt Damon and his boyfriend Ben Affleck.

by Anonymousreply 59October 21, 2021 6:49 PM

Not even socially awkward Butterface Adam Driver can, pardon the pun, drive sales? Hm.

by Anonymousreply 60October 21, 2021 6:52 PM

I personally was turned off by the sight of Affleck in a blond wig. That was just too weird.

I was going to say they should've cast Pattinson, but he'd look like a knight that would give you a make over & a fashion forward hairdo, not bend some maid over a table

by Anonymousreply 61October 21, 2021 7:05 PM

You're challengin' me to a duel? What are ya, fuckin retahded?

by Anonymousreply 62October 21, 2021 7:09 PM

I saw it, I liked it. There was some chatter about this being Ridley Scott's best which...no.

Jodie Comer and (surprisingly) Ben Affleck were the standouts. The story is told Rashomon style, from the perspectives of Damon, Driver and Comer.

by Anonymousreply 63October 21, 2021 7:20 PM

R60- He does like he has BIG COCK face.

by Anonymousreply 64October 21, 2021 9:01 PM

Is there such a thing as “BIG ASS” face?

by Anonymousreply 65October 21, 2021 10:39 PM

Adam Driver has to be the most hideous man ever. His latest thing on Netflix is completely unwatchable. Stunningly pointless, as they say. Blehhhhhh.

by Anonymousreply 66October 21, 2021 10:54 PM

Agree with r63. I quite liked it, Comer was good and Affleck is surprisingly excellent. Well worth seeing on the big screen.

by Anonymousreply 67October 21, 2021 11:19 PM

[quote]I think the " someone messed with my woman and now they will pay"

The Jodie Comer 's Marguerite and her rape is such a small part of it, really. It's more about Damon's Jean de Carrouges growing hatred of Driver's Jacques Le Gris with Marguerite's rape being the final insult to de Carrouges. He wanted Le Gris to pay for earlier slights.

by Anonymousreply 68October 21, 2021 11:39 PM

Casted.

by Anonymousreply 69October 21, 2021 11:56 PM

Who should of they had casted instead of Damon and Affleck?

by Anonymousreply 70October 21, 2021 11:59 PM

This piece of shit was dead at the starting gate.

When will Damon learn to stay away from historical epics? The Great Wall anyone?

Whoever said Damon and Affleck were only good playing modern Americans nailed it.

by Anonymousreply 71October 22, 2021 12:52 AM

[quote] Who should of they have cast instead of Damon and Affleck?

Fixed that for you.

Louis Garrell and Gregoire Leprince-Ringuet.

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by Anonymousreply 72October 22, 2021 1:55 AM

Casted.

by Anonymousreply 73October 22, 2021 1:56 AM

Yes, they should of had casted two actual French mens.

by Anonymousreply 74October 22, 2021 2:00 AM

I will watch it

by Anonymousreply 75October 22, 2021 2:03 AM

Ungrateful fags.

by Anonymousreply 76October 22, 2021 2:12 AM

They should just have them duel with those exploding wooden swords like they did in A Knight's Tale with Heath Ledger and That wonky-eyed hunk

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by Anonymousreply 77October 22, 2021 2:21 AM

adam driver looks like a horse

by Anonymousreply 78October 22, 2021 2:54 AM

Heath Ledger would’ve been great in this.

by Anonymousreply 79October 22, 2021 3:14 AM

I did not like Heath Ledger in his role as "Joker".

by Anonymousreply 80October 22, 2021 3:14 AM

Too bad Health Ledger passed on this.

by Anonymousreply 81October 22, 2021 3:28 AM

Adam driver is so fucking ugly

by Anonymousreply 82October 22, 2021 3:52 AM

You’re fucking ugly!

by Anonymousreply 83October 22, 2021 3:53 AM

r30 go fuck yourself

by Anonymousreply 84October 22, 2021 3:56 AM

[quote] Ungrateful fags.—Matt Damon

DAD!!! Which words of my 14,000 word treatise didn't you understand???

by Anonymousreply 85October 22, 2021 4:30 AM

[quote] Which words of my 14,000 word treatise didn't you understand???

Apparently at least one, cunt.

by Anonymousreply 86October 22, 2021 4:32 AM

¡Deja de molestar a tu padre! ¿Donde diablos tu crees todo nuestro dinero viene de tu pequeño coño? ¡Ay yi yi!

by Anonymousreply 87October 22, 2021 4:36 AM

Should have had black people playing everybody.

by Anonymousreply 88October 22, 2021 4:39 AM

Of course it flopped, it stars Matt Damon.

by Anonymousreply 89October 22, 2021 4:47 AM

Cheers to you, "Casted" troll. You're doing your best, but they still don't get it.

by Anonymousreply 90October 22, 2021 5:43 AM

No fag kiss = No fags in theater seats.

Fag fail.

by Anonymousreply 91October 22, 2021 12:18 PM
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