Cate continues to be everything Megs wishes she was.

Why do we look at Royal people? What is there to look at? What meaning does it have for us?

"Cate"? Kate. And fuck all those who refer to her as "Catherine" you only see that on official documents. She goes by Kate, unless you are the type to suck up and sound "informed".

Waity got fucking lucky when MM made the scene. At the time, she was looked upon as a disappointment. Rightly so. Look at old DM and other news articles. She was a disaster during her day. Then they found MM and since then Kate has had enjoyed a lovely case of historical revisionism. Fine. Who cares about this limp family? They are ALL limp with the exception of HM and Anne. Toss them all in the fucking bin.

R1, they mean whatever you want them to mean. They can be a real-life soap opera, a convenient constitutional mechanism, a fairly silly romantic story, or a link to long-ago days which still hold some fascination.

For most people, I think they are a bit of all four.

R3 is articulate and I believe lost. ;)

Thanks

One thing I notice about the younger members of the royal family - but in particular William and sometimes Kate - is the classic fig leaf position - basically, clasped hands where Adam and Even's fig leaf normally goes. They do it all the time. Body language types say it is a closed position that betrays unease in unfamiliar situations or a feeling of insignificance. In William in particular this would surprise me if it were true, but they photograph like this all the time. None of the senior members of the family do. Harry does it as well, but William is the most consistent. It always leaps out at me as I don't think William lacks self-confidence.

I’m with you, R2!

If I were photographed every waking second from every angle I too would do fig leaf. Do you know how many people are just waiting to get a glimpse of moose knuckle or camel toe/nip? Not everyone in the public eye is an immodest whore. And the know the public is terrible.

Self confidence isn't the only thing Willy lacks. He is as lazy and unimaginative as his wife. He doesn't want the job, though suddenly he seems more interested. Wonder why. He and Harry were never particularly close as brothers. More revisionism shoved down our throats.

I have to admit, I failed to factor in the high risk of camel toe or the hitherto unknown moose knuckle.

R8 I have seen more camel toe, full ass and naked tits from Kate than I would ever wish for. Don't forget photos of Will taking a piss, I could go on. That is just a formal place stance. One they both should have done more of from the start before their pearl clutching at other people's behavior.

Who’s the ugly bald cunt with her?

[quote]She will be a VERY popular Queen.

That’s probably true. Kate strikes me as the kind of person who has so completely and totally bought into the “service to country above all else” concept that she won’t even recognize her own eventual, inevitable unhappiness due to lack of personal fulfillment.

Or maybe serving the country is personal fulfilment?

If only Wills would wear a Nazi uniform, beat polo ponies, play victim, and trash his family like R9-12's hero Haz.

[quote]Or maybe serving the country is personal fulfilment

To that extent, though? Queen Elizabeth has been able to do it for decades but she comes from a different era. We’re in a much more modern world now with much different attitudes and sensibilities, and I can’t believe putting your country first above self, above family, above relationships, above absolutely anything else for the entire rest of your life can be the end-all, be-all sense of total fulfillment for anyone. You’d practically have to be a robot.

That's a recycled dress, but I can't remember when it where she wore it before. It still looks great.

The goods news then, R16, is you're not Duchess of Cambridge so she can make the decision for herself. I would guess she's decided differently than you.

If you didn't do the job for something greater than yourself you would find yourself circling the drain after slitting your wrists in short order. Duty isn't for fking sissies.

R13 I would LOVE to see examples of this behavior and shitting out the next generation of royals doesn't count. I do agree with the last part, but she's never seemed all that engaged or fulfilled in anything.

R17, in the spirit of recycling and environmentalism, everyone invited was told to wear something they had worn before.

I do agree that Meghan Markle was the best thing that ever happened to Kate. She’s the perfect foil.

You sound easily led r22. If r20 was more engaged and fulfilling in their research they would know that what they stated about Kate is false. But that wasn't their goal was it?

[quote] She goes by Kate, unless you are the type to suck up and sound "informed".

William, his father, the queen, and all his other blood relatives address her as "Catherine," and so do all her society friends who are permitted to address her by her first name.

r13 = bitter Meghan

This isn't another Bond premiere. This is the Proshot photography awards from 2 or 3 days ago. Everyone was asked to something they'd worn before to promote recycling.

Her dress is Alexander McQueen with a new belt by Jenny Packham. She first wore it to a benefit for BAFTA in LA when they were on their first North American tour in 2011. Unless the lights are perfect and catch it just right, it almost always photographs as white but is actually the palest of lavenders.

No r2, she started going by Catherine when she began dating William. It’s not unusual for women.

Earthshot Environmental Awards r26 omg.

How's the family pickle company going?

R26. Agreed- not everything that photographs as white is actually white

“Gay you make a big hate on Mulatto Markle. Negro marry white man not right. Putin no like. You make hate Gay on big Porno Board Cheka buy to make Trump great like Purim, Stakin and Lenin!”

The racism against Meghan is obvious to anyone willing to check his or her white privilege. It manifests itself in ways big and small. First, there is the disproportionate recognition given to white members of the BRF—-the Queen is about to receive her FOURTH jubilee while Meghan has yet to receive her first and there are statues erected in honour of several white members of the royal family but none in honour of Meghan. The BRF also uses its soft power to thwart needful initiatives, like Meghan’s 40 by 40 campaign, and black cultural expression, like The Bench, resulting in their failure to launch. It’s hard to imagine all this woman could have accomplished without the constant racist backlash.

^ subtle. 8/10

If they are ever in the same room I hope Kate allows herself one Dynasty moment and says it: Oh, Meghan, you're the best thing that ever happened to me.

It burns! It burns!

Kate’s long hair is beautiful but in my opinion ridiculous, especially on a woman of her age. Don’t come at me, fraus. I believe she’s in a staring contest with Meghan with regard to the Rapunzel hair. Who cuts it first?

It looks as if she’s trying out her ghost Halloween costume.

[quote]Cate continues to be everything Megs wishes she was.

Hmm. Meghan got the hotter brother (by far), got to move with him back to California and leave behind dreary UK, will live a very good life and never have to worry about money, won't have to give up her own identity in favor of the State, won't have to go to stuffy snobbish boring events constantly, won't be under the watchful and judgmental eyes of the Queen and other members of the BRF, won't have to endure the BRF's racism and their concerns that maybe the next baby will have dark skin.... Yes indeed, poor Meghan, she won't ever have Kate's life now.

Kate is bland looking, dull and boring. As a queen should be.

R37. Haha. Check back in five years. What on earth is going to bring this couple’s bills on the off chance they are still together. They produce nothing.

My mother was British and kind of a commie, but always had great affection for the Royal family. She was born the same month and year as the Queen, so always identified. "They're like family," she used to say. They represent history, tradition, identity, and yes, a little glamour, some fucking fairy dust for our poor old world.

Kate is just a middle class slag who got lucky.

R6 The thing I notice, and can't stand, is the constant hand gesturing in conversation. All the younger royals do it, Kate most conspicuously (see her Earthshot speech). I realize they've been trained to do it so they look animated in pictures but it looks so coached and unnatural. I prefer my royals stiff, reserved and dignified. And no hugging – blech!

Rami is a weirdo, but you’d think Kate would be a little more nimble in her conversation with celebrities.

"Cate continues to be everything Megs wishes she was."

Uncle Fester's doormat?

Please! She's got a paid army of experts on the payroll training her every day on every move to make, every garment to wear, every word to say. Of course she comes off as perfect. Left to her own resources I'm more than sure it would be a different matter.

William is far better looking than Harry, and will get progressively more so as the years pass.

R45. That’s exactly the point. She’s sensible enough to stay in the institution and take advice. Meghan was too big for that.

I watch this clip whenever I need a laugh

Before MM weren’t Kate & the bald dude considered super lazy who did the bare minimum when it came to charity work?

Difficult to have any regard for a woman who made a career out of being at some man’s beck and call in exchange for a wedding ring. She basically cock-blocked to get where she is. Her pathetic pursuit of William is well-documented, so no speculation there. She’s hardly done anything of note.

Meghan and Harry both realized the Palace was going to throw them under the bus every time they wanted William and Kate to look good. They weren't about to become this generation's Fergie and got out of Dodge

[quote] William is far better looking than Harry, and will get progressively more so as the years pass.

You sir are clearly either blind or insane, or both.

When Wills went 👨‍🦲 whatever looks he had quickly left. He looks like a mid level KPMG accountant. And probably just as twee and dull.

OP is a weirdo.

R51. Yes, Harry and Meghan were so scapegoated by the royal family that their approval ratings were 40 or 50 percentage points higher while they were part of the institution compared to when they were free to let their own characters shine through in the US.

R37 But one of them will be the Queen Consort of the UK and the Commonwealth and the other will be a celebrity influencer married to a man who is fast becoming irrelevant as his nephews and nieces grow up and one day have kids of their own.

Who will history remember?

Queen Consort…what kind of job is that, really?

OP , Which table do you sit at in the middle school lunchroom? Kate's or Meghan's? It isn't one or the other. You can sign both girls' yearbooks.

@r55 You're silly, because the Palace has been throwing them under the bus everyday since they left, but at least now they're not a party to it

R57. Queen Consort, What kind of job is that really? It is like being the cashier at 7/11, but you wear a crown and people bow to you and your son gets to be King., Rose!

Harry and Meghan haven’t been throwing the royal family under the bus? On the other hand, the royal family haven’t said much about them. Harry and Meghan are quite capable of discrediting themselves. The fact remains that the royal family was able to make these losers palatable to the public, which is something they are not capable of doing on their own.

[quote]Who will history remember?

Seriously? Who gives a fuck! All that matters is the life you lead, not whether you will be remembered. And that's probably the key difference between William/Kate and Harry/Meghan. The former will be remembered but will likely be fucking miserable in private, while the latter will be a mere footnote but will likely lead much more fulfilling lives.

R62. Yes, when you see Harry and Meghan these days you think of sheer bliss—-fulfilled, free of grudges, and a clear path in life.

Why so much bald hate? I would.love to grease his pate with olive oil and rub it on my chest!!

They seem rather content to me r63 Though, like you, I don't know them personally. Simply where they live is enough to make a person happy. If you have never been to Montecito or Santa Barbara it is absolutely stunning. Beyond gorgeous.

I don’t know then but they seem fixated on a family that they are no longer a part of and seem unable to stick to any job or initiative they take up. Can you seriously think that people living in Santa Barbara are significantly happier than people living in London? Whether you are happy or not doesn’t really depend much on where you live ( unless you are in need). Personally living near London sounds much more appealing.

Harry realized that the royal life is not for him. Better to bow out now then stay and be miserable. Whenever Kate spawns, his space in the line of succession drops. Stick around for what?

Maybe they don't care anymore and just want to raise their kids and enjoy what they have. Maybe their priorities shifted.

I don't understand the fixation people have for these two to the point they want them to live miserable lives "in exile". What the hell did they do to YOU?

Harry adores royal life. He and his wife are clinging to its trappings for dear life, jealously guarding each title, obsessing over invitations to royal christenings, organising mock royal tours in the US etc. He just wants to be top guy while maintaining a limited workload and avoiding any possible criticism.

Just a reminder of what "exile" looks like...

Like I said earlier, Montecito/Santa Barbara is fucking gorgeous.

[quote]Yes, when you see Harry and Meghan these days you think of sheer bliss—-fulfilled, free of grudges, and a clear path in life.

I see more bliss with them than I do when I see the wooden, robotic, stoic, Stepford couple William and Kate.

R70. Pure class

Catherine and Meghan are two different people. No matter how hard it is tried to pit them against each other in the DL version of Celebrity Smack-Down Challenge, neither one wants the other's life.

R68. What they did to other people is to take official titles on the understanding they would undertake the obligations associated with them and then invent quite obvious lies against the BRF and the British people to cover over their scam. They then insist on continuing to use the titles for personal profit, even insulting the Queen for suggesting that might be unethical. They also foist their uninformed opinions on us and, because of their titles, get public officials to waste time on them.

Nothing is accomplished by their being happy but there’s no point in concealing the fact that they seem only to have made themselves miserable through their con game and extortion attempts.

R75 = a PR hack for the BRF, or some ultra-loyal Brit who is blinded by the absolute fantasy of the royal family, or just some unhinged queen who can't stand to see people take control of their lives in order to be happy

R74, agreed. I think both women are doing mostly what they want to do. And I don’t like this either/or business. I really dislike Meghan, but that doesn’t make me a fawning Catherine fan, either. She mostly looks good because people compare Meghan to her. On her own, I think she’s just benign - as she should be - not anything sizzling.

People who arbettee mad at Harry and Meghan seem to forget one thing. The British Monarchy is nothing but a silly 24/7 fancy dress ball, not the military. Service is not compulsory. No one is forced by law to stick around to pull fancy cords, or slam champagne bottles against boats, or stand in front of a goddamn new Tescos on opening day saying stupid things they don't even believe.

People are mad at H&M because they're upset 2 of their favorite celebrities they bragged about fled (and face it Britain doesn't have that many worldwide celebrities), and had the audacity to say "we owe you nor anyone else a damn thing and we're going to live our lives the way that makes us happy". Many people in Britain look on their leaving as them saying "we're too good for you". And frankly, in most cases they are.

I’m American and have no particular admiration for Kate or William. I’m annoyed that these two are trying to establish a silly parallel court in America. I’m all for them taking control of their lives, if they were capable of it, but they really need to give up their titles, earn an honest living (or live responsibly on his inheritance), and retreat from public life.

"arbettee" Dear God in Heaven, don't even ask me how the word "are" came out like that!

R78. Dear lord in heaven. I’ll assume you’re trolling.

I don’t believe Harry is happy. In every public setting he looks miserable. I have no opinion on MM”s happiness.

I too, think William is better looking than Harry. Harry has beady eyes, a ski slope nose, and tiny teeth. He also always looks dirty.

A place doesn’t make a person happy. Happiness comes from within

They are earning on honest living. I don't remember hearing the $150 million they got from that media concern was received under threat of gun. They're both earning big bucks in California. Far more than they'd be getting in Britain.

R81 = Deranged H&M hater.

I’ll believe the 150 million when I see the contract or bank transfers

[quote] I don't remember hearing the $150 million they got from that media concern was received under threat of gun. They're both earning big bucks in California. Far more than they'd be getting in Britain.

Nobody in Britain would be stupid enough to pay them this stupid money in the first place. Talk about a bad return on investment. Let’s check it out later and see if it was worth it, shall we

Worth it or not, they got it. Good on them!

Well nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people

These threads were kind of dead until Kate started showing up looking extra-sensational. Maybe Montecito is beautiful but boring, nothing much to do.

[quote]Nobody in Britain would be stupid enough to pay them this stupid money in the first place. Talk about a bad return on investment. Let’s check it out later and see if it was worth it, shall we

Ah, so now you're also pissed off with the U.S. media companies that entered into deals with them? And you're deeply concerned for these companies that, in your opinion, made bad investments? Holy mother-of-fuck, just how deep does your unhinged hatred of H&M go?

[quote] Holy mother-of-fuck, just how deep does your unhinged hatred of H&M go?

Mary!! Relax and drink some tea, mate

As if Megsie wouldn't have dropped Harry in an instant if William had shown her the slightest interest

Is R90 okay? Because people don’t always ask.

R89 They are roughly an hour's flight from Los Angeles and a 2 hour flight to San Francisco. Not exactly hard to get out of town and visit two of the world's destination cities. Santa Barbara is hardly dull. They have a fantastic cultural scene, great hiking areas and some truly excellent restaurants. It is hard to be bored with that many options.

R94. Yes, but is the flight to LA Travelyst-approved?

Meghan doesn't strike me as much for hiking.

Climbing, on the other hand...

[quote] These threads were kind of dead until Kate started showing up looking extra-sensational…

Because that’s what’s important, how Kate looks in her gown.

Sea levels are rising, COVID-19 is killing millions and neofascism is becoming a thing. And every few seconds a child gets sexually abused somewhere in the world…

But Kate sure looks great in her dress 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

But does she fill out her dress like moi? I think not.

[quote] Cate continues to be everything Megs wishes she was.

Especially since the racist British tabloid rags keep pitting Kate against that "black woman."

I could have told you this was going to happen, the minute that filthy wretched cunt wore the Blackamoor Brooch to meet Meghan.

It was a sign of things to come.

I can't wait until the British monarchy falls. It can't come soon enough!

I expect your own bile will have eaten you alive well before that happens R99. For someone who can't stand so much you sure spend a lot of time rolling around in. it. Then again, sows will...

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R32 has dementia

R91 you seriously need mental help. Get out and get some fresh air.

R98 Bitch Please. Pippa has the face of an aged Mule. Her body is only impressive in a 1970s aort of way. She is a lot of nothingness.

The tabloids don’t pit Catherine against Meghan, r99. They report on what the BRF is doing currently.

Pippa is even more useless than Kitty Carlisle, Arlene Francis and Susan Richardson combined. She married into coin, yes, but useless.

R94 are you high? A flight from LA to San Francisco is 45 minutes. Santa Barbara is even closer to San Francisco.

I adore both William and Kate.

r107 So I rounded up what Google barfed out as estimated time. Kill me. Often traffic (a given in California), and whatever other bullshit encountered in these joyous days of air travel can lengthen the trip. My point stands. They are hardly in the middle of nowhere and can make an easy jaunt to get their CULTCHA fix.

Oh please, who is so literal-minded as to post “things to do in and around Montecito.” If Harry and Meghan are doing all these exciting things, how come we never see them papped?

Harry has always been the ugly brother. He is getting worse as he ages, like his homely wife. Those two are a complete laughingstock in the U.S. only a complete idiot would believe Netflix and Spotify gave them those inflated amounts, when even the highly successful Obama's got much less. Meg stans are so incredibly gullible and foolish. Its just comical watching them seethe. William and Catherine have been working hard behind the scenes from day one. Unlike the lifelong work averse Meghan. r37 forgets that it is Meghan who has gotten where she is on her back, and was still such a poor performer that she was a z list nobody until she set up Harry. If you think they actually live in that mansion (that is currently advertised as for rent) then I have a bridge to sell you.

R103. The tried-and-true fresh air cure for mental illness.

R11 You are nuts. Baldy has a big chrome dome and the little ugly Windsor mouth. Plus he is bald.

R112 you know he is too nuts to actually get help, so fresh air is the best one can hope for.

Meghan is looking even more beautiful since the birth of Lilibet.

Said no one ever.

R114 and r103 thanks for your advise, the fresh cured me. I now know the error of my ways. H&M are terrific. They do a lot of good. They deserve every penny and Netflix are geniuses for seeing this potential. They also deserve a large settlement from the brf for the racial injustices they endured. I’m glad they moved they moved to California and the beautiful montecito area they deserve to have Oprah, Orlando bloom and rob lowe as a neighbors. It looks much more exciting and interesting than London and Kensington palace… thank you for making me see the error of my ways. H&M rule!!!

[quote] People are mad at H&M because they're upset 2 of their favorite celebrities they bragged about fled

Get a grip! We have a steady stream of famous people in the uk some of whom have talent and actual careers. Nobody brags about having useless celebrities like your real housewife stars…

Please do not advise deranged people like R91 to take fresh air. It puts everyone in the community in danger

Poor R111 is so pent up with rage jealousy he can't even make sense anymore.

I almost feel a little sympathy for Meghan, because she’s the one who has to come up with ways to make money. She’s used to hustling, and I dare say she’s pretty good at it. She’s got that spoiled dead weight whose only value is his title. It’s up to her to leverage it into something. He’ll never leave her, but I don’t know how much longer she’ll keep him around. She’s like a shark who always has to keep moving forward. He won’t be able to keep up.

" If you think they actually live in that mansion (that is currently advertised as for rent) then I have a bridge to sell you."

R111 - If the Sussexes are not living in "that" mansion, then where are they living? Why are they not living in that mansion. How do you know the mansion is currently for rent?

Reading comprehension is a skill r120. Its just comical you think anyone would envy those fug ass losers. Please.

All smoke and mirrors. Some think they have been crashing in one of Oprah's guesthouses.

Why would a couple who are closing multimillion dollar deals left and right have to rent out their home? Makes no sense.

Exactly. There have never been any big multimillion dollar deals. It never even made sense, compared to what Netflix etc. paid their actual talent. They claimed to get almost twice as much as the Obamas!

"According to Daily Mail, it appears that the listing was posted before Meghan and Harry bought the home but it is still active on the rental website and it shows never-before-seen pictures of the interior of the mansion."

I wonder when the "never-before-seen pictures of the interior of the mansion." were taken?

I doubt any location shooting is taking place inside the house. However, if one can rent "the grounds" out for outdoor location shooting, then why not? $700.00 for a minimum of 10 hours is $7,000.00.

Meghan looks really beautiful in r124

Harry & Meghan are extremely popular except in Britain where the racist Murdoch ru s things. Oh and DL and the Klan grannies.

They have such a happy beautiful family.

They aren't even moderately popular anywhere r129. But you already know that. They are the fug potato family. Nobody is looking for them or their homely kids.

Proof r131?

You have to be living under a rock to not see it clearly r 132. Look at their poll numbers, extreme low ratings on all TV specials, extreme low engagement on tweets and posts about them, lack of any crowds in NYC, etc etc. Where on earth do you think they are popular?

In their own minds

Meghan is so beautiful: just stunning. I saw a new pic of her today and am amazed at how lovely she is.

Everyone in the world loves Meghan and Harry except for a few racists, England, and the ugly old potato sack Piers Morgan. Shouldn’t Morgan be dead anyway? He looks about 350 years old.

Meghan and Harry have such a great partnership. I just love them together.

At this rate, Meghan and Harry may win the Nobel Prize.

Meghan wants to be a life support system for a royal womb? With the self esteem the size of a gnat’s testicles that spent her entire adult life at the beck and call of a spoiled manchild who only needs her to breed and stay quiet? Meghan wants THAT?

Meghan is so beautiful. Just amazing.

Harry is way cuter than Baldy. I think Baldy even looks mean with his small mouth and beady eyes. Harry looks so All American.❤️

Diana would be very proud of Harry and Megs. Like her they were ostracized and abused by the Firm, but have had the courage to find a new way forward.

I also love what a backbone Doria Ragland has been for the Sussex family. It’s clear that her and Harry have developed a really healthy parental bond.

And they have a social autonomy that they could only dream of had they stayed with The Firm…good for them!

Archie is just the cutest baby you EVER want to see. I can wait until they release Lilibet pictures.

The British public needs to back off: Harry honorably served his country as a combat pilot and then helped found the Invicta games. He has done what he had to do to protect his wife. Harry is an admirable man.

In time I would like to see the Sussex family go back to the British Isles: maybe Scotland and buy a big pile in the country.

Well now, time to close this thread, the lunatics are running the asylum!

The English are just racists. The men are racist and the women are racist and jealous to boot.

“ a Mulatto from American got our Prince Charming”

A bunch of fat, pale, doughy loooking bitches hating on the beautiful Meghan. That is all it is…. Oh, and Piers Morgan who wanted to date Megs (forgot he is married?)and when ignored became vitriolic. “How dare a Negress refuse me?”

SAD

Absolutely no one in their right mind thinks that pudgy fat faced fug ass Meghan is beautiful. Neither is her fug ass husband. They are a laughingstock. Her mother is a grifter too. They are all selfish and horrible, seething with jealousy over those with real accomplishments.

Harry needs protection FROM his wife r146. Her behaviors and raging personality disorders are the problem.

Meghan is widely and quite rightly regarded as one if the most beautiful women in the world.

Harry and Meghan are such a happy, cute family.

Everyone loves the family Sussex.

I'll have whatever drugs R153 is on.

Meghan is likely the most accomplished member of the royal family since Elizabeth I.

I’m actually rather enjoying the Bizarro World turn this thread has taken.

Is it true that when Meghan met Harry, she didn’t even know who he was? Just like Yoko Ono meeting Lennon.

It’s being widely reported that Meghan’s Afghanistan letter could get her the Nobel Peace Prize. If The Bench wins a Pulitzer, as expected, it’s two-for-two for the Sussexes!

Their media endeavors sound promising and lucrative. They deserve it.

Of course their endeavors have been lucrative, r160. So far, their endeavors have involved whingeing to Oprah, singing kumbaya on a podcast and sitting on a bus with James Corden. If they were paid more than $100, for the lot, it’s still $50 more than they deserve!

Harry seems so happy and relaxed these days. Love the Sussex family.

Has she given up on acting? I appreciate the importance of her other endeavours, but it’s a shame that one of our finest actresses was lost to philanthropy and humanitarianism.

It's unfair that all of the A-list directors are being denied the opportunity to work with and learn from Meghan.

She used to be pretty, now she's just butter faced and getting older.

Without him she's nothing, but I still think she is more likely to take the divorce money and run, whatever she can get her hands on. You know she'll sign off for a sum and then write her memoirs - tell all about them - and make another chunk of change. But she'll be nothing more than on the fringe, at best.

Yes. Sustained effort doesn’t seem to be her thing so she would welcome a settlement. It won’t be enough to maintain her current situation though.

There's no way she's walking away until she sees what she can get her hands on once TQ and Charles pass away.

I think they would be the worst moment. William will be in charge. And I get the impression he is not fond of her. She might be back at Sizzler most days if the week.

I wasn't sure... did she like Sizzler, at the time?

[quote]You know she'll sign off for a sum and then write her memoirs - tell all about them

What's there to tell about the Windsors that hasn't already been raked over the coals a hundred times over the years? Meghan will just be making shit up if she writes a 'tell-all' - kind of like she does already - she just makes shit up and throws it at the wall to see if it'll stick. She's got nothing. She's utterly insignificant in the scheme of all things Royal - a one sentence footnote for the history books.

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She was never pretty. Her features just don't go well together, and that awful figure. She looked much better in her college photo. Very cute there. Why on earth would she get all this extra surgery and ruin what she had going for her?

She is stunningly beautiful and only racists^^ can’t see it.

So you are saying all the work she's had done to look more white has made her look beautiful?

And she did work for a living, unlike Kate, who just waited around at William’s beck and call like a concubine. Fanning her beef curtains. Useless woman.

Guess they’re saving the big lily reveal for Christmas?

CDAN had a blind today saying that a big foreign celebrity is going to reveal in his forthcoming book he that was molested by a BFF of his father, who allowed it and allowed the friend's other behavior.

Most commenters guessed Harry, Charles and Jimmy Saville. Gave me a nice chuckle for cloudy, dreary Sunday but oh wait....

JS was into young girls ,so unless H has a secret minge. JS used to have parties in his flat in Roundhay Park with local coppers. I don't think JS or plod pervs in Leeds had any contact with H

Meghan and Harry are such a perfect modern couple. Love them.

R78, Saville was an equal opportunity employer. According to some accounts his victims didn't even have to be alive.

* Sorry, I meant R178.

[quote]Meghan and Harry are such a perfect modern couple. Love them.

Oh. Well then, that changes everything!

Meghan’s going to cure cancer!

Yes. Megsie will give a speech about how important a cure for cancer will be, thus compelling the medical community to finally take action.

Pity it SJ can’t cure Kate’s dragon breath.

Pity that Meghan can’t cure Kate’s dragon breath…

Meghan is one of the world’s most beautiful women.

Pity that nothing can cure the no hopers licking various nether regions of Meghan.

Cause boy are they have shit on their face.

Meghan will surely top this year’s list of the world’s Best Dressed Women. Style icon!

Who’ll take the lady with the skinny legs…

She is SpongeBob Squarepants in a dress.

Someone called MM a “butterface”. She is not.

Butterfaces have hot bodies.

Kate’s body is hardly anything to write home about.

R193 - Kate has short legs but has a long torso with a low waits making her look tall and willowy in almost everything she wears.

Naw, she still looks like a frump, r194.

HAHAHA. Sure. Here’s the frump.

I bet they tossed each other a mean fuck when they got home that night.

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Debut book? Good lord, she intends to torture the world with even more of her "writings."

Arts supplies? Nah. Athletic equipment? No. Healthy food? Never. What these toddlers need is my insipid storybook!

Meghan and Harry have gotten very boring. Remember when this board was chockablock with Sussex threads? Now there's just this tired one with a misspelled "Cate" and all it has is bickering about who's the prettiest.

I want some new shenanigans!

197 I bet Baldy cock tiny

Meghan and Harry have forged a fresh new path for themselves. Finally Royals (besides the Queen) who contribute.

Megs is hot and sexxy. Kate is pretty, but does not compare to Meghan’s beauty.

^Yeah, she sure is 🙄

Look at that sexy, feminine stride.

A vision in white.

R207: so she has freckles.. only in your sick, hate twisted mind could that be a bad thing.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Please r196. That dress is wearing HER, not the other way around. She looks like the mother of a Solid Gold Dancer.

R210 - I have nothing against Meghan but I must agree with you R210, that white dress is not doing Megs any favors and that white dress pretty ugly in-and-of itself.

R210, she's got Elvis's taste and his mid section.

I'm going to call her Melvis Markley from now on.

Ah.... can't... help... fallin' in looooooove... wiiiiiiiith... meeeeeeeee.....

I wasn’t referring to her freckles r208. I was referring to her fat body and more particularly, her ill fitting undergarments, which enhanced her fat thighs and waist in that dress.

There’s nothing wrong with being fat, but it does negate the assertion she’s a “great beauty”.

Well, great can mean big, R214, and she's that. Definitely a weighty presence.

[quote] And fuck all those who refer to her as "Catherine" you only see that on official documents. She goes by Kate, unless you are the type to suck up and sound "informed".

That's just not true at all. You pulled that one completely out of your ass, and even worse you're now trying to bully people into going along with your mistake.

No one ever addresses her as Kate ,except [italic]possibly[/italic] her parents and siblings. All of the members of the royal family (including her husband), and all of her friends address her only as Catherine, never as Kate.

R214 if you think Megs is fat you are obviously blind.

R213 Shut up Boris you Evil Racist.

I've heard William refer to her as Kate, since their marriage.

Your idol is fat, r217.

Oh, she fat!

Meghan is pudgy. That is obvious. Even though she is only a few months older then Catherine, she can't seem to bounce back the same way that Catherine does. We all know Meghan hates hard work, so I would imagine this is part of the problem.

Perhaps Megsie can write a VERY IMPORTANT LETTER to her fat and demand that it go away.

I think it’s her metabolism. She would look good at her current weight if she wore clothing and undergarments that fit her.

How much are those Whale Watchers spokesfatty engagements worth? Asking for a friend.

[quote] We all know Meghan hates hard work

Says who?

The evidence.

And her fat ass.

Says all those missing podcasts

The lack of Netflix content.

You Racist MM Trolls need to get a life and a shrink to deal with your mental illnesses.

Riiiight r231, keep trying to drive the narrative to racism, when in fact its all about her behavior ...

Not even deluded, just desperate and dishonest and out of time.

Does Kate still have that halitosis from her excessive dieting?

r234, Upset that you need the doors removed to get out of the house fatty?

I once saw a pic of Kate and her feet are deformed on top of the bulimia.

Kate and Meghan both had bunions but only Meghan's were bad enough to require surgery, which she tried to keep secret.

Says the mental case at r231.

^^Boris😂😂😂😂

Meghan's feet haha...she has the legs and feet of an old crone. Hairline of one too.

Meghan is a perfect beauty. That is why they hate her so. (That and her 1/2 African American ancestry).

Kate is bow legged

Kate is a wrinkled hag, while Meghan is simply a fresh faced beauty.

Love Meghan❤️

Aww...the hood rats (SS trolls) have arrived.

Kate must be a real failure as a wife, since she couldn’t keep her husband from straying…

Yes, baldy strayed from Kate into the arms of an apparent farm animal.😂😂😂. That chick, Rose (?) looked like the Cockgobbler with a wig.

Kate may or may not be all those things, yet Megsie still lied to the UK court. All your clattering in the world won't change that, Megloons.

It's so bizarre to me that riding to the rescue of Meghan Markle's likely unsalvageable reputation has to include attacking Kate Middleton.

If all was as it appears, that kind of behaviour would appall and offend St. Meghan of Definitely Varying Recollections.

Why are Kate’s calves larger than her thighs? Why does she still wear such DATED makeup?

“Doors to Manual” wasn’t funny twenty years ago. If you’re going to comment about Carole Middleton you may as well call her what she is: “very rich self made woman”.

And what do you do, R250? Cashier? Nothing?

For r251. Doors To Manual Doors To Manual Doors To Manual Doors To Manual Doors To Manual Doors To Manual….

You’re not very bright, are you, R252?

Jesus, I know it's been a bad week for the Megastans, but they're regressing to ten years old?

Of course that's about how old Forget Me Not was when she wrote the letter to P&G that started it all...

R254 Boris hates it when you criticize the Royals

Kate looks sickly. She is anorexic, right?

Meghan and Harry seem so happy together. No cheating there unlike baldy and Rose Sudbury or whatever her name is.

[quote]Cate continues to be everything Megs wishes she was.

You mean fucking the heir apparent?

Rose Sudbury is fucking baldy, not Katie.

Wait wasn’t Rose seeing a Mr. Sudbury who was into ballroom dancing? Hyacinth thought he was rich and got Onslow some diamond cuff links.????

R151, r252 and all MM/Harry haters:

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Maybe if Kate had used breath mints to offset her chronic halitosis from all of that obsessive dieting, William would not have strayed. It could have been with Phyllis Diller, as long as she had fresh smelling breath.

And when the “Doors to Manual” imbeciles are blocked, most of the thread disappears.

And you guys still can’t spell “Cholmondeley”, can you? A sure sign of the crazed Megstans.

R264 is Boris^^

I can see why “Cholmondeley” could be a stretch for the Megstans (or is it just one crazy with a sock puppet talking to herself?).

Sis I bet you read with your greasy index finger while mouthing the words.

Back to your family-sized bucket of KFC!

Boris^^ again 😂😂😂😂😂

Meghan has the cutest freckles.

Harry is so much better looking than baldy.

Not triggered, R267. Just having some fun at your expense and you’re too stupid to realise. Carry on!

Harry seems like a cool dude to smoke weed with. William seems like he would be snobby.

You are the stupid one r270

Meghan is one of the most beautiful women in the world.

Baldy went bowling and used his big head for a ball.

The usual erudite input from the Megstans.

Boris^^ the insufferable prick and troll of DL

Thank you for so succinctly proving my point, R276!

R264, I’m so deeply hurt by your comments…

I the only thing that I can say is…

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No offense, r278, but you sound mental.

No offense r279, but, Doors to Manual. 😆😆😆😆🤪🤪🤪🤪😜😜😜😜🤪🤪🤪😜😜😜🤪😜😜

Boris is a dumb ass

He has a degree from Balliol College Oxford so I imagine that he’s rather more intelligent than a cretin who uses the insult “dumb ass”.

You’re referring to the British Prime Minister, aren’t you, R281?

Both Harry and Meghan are cheats. Both were not faithful when they got together. This is why the false jealous rumors about William. Meghan and Harry are losers.

R282, I think Boris has replaced Klan Granny. I just block them as soon as they emerge from the sewers. Taxes at work...

Obviously you don’t R284.

Ignore that R285 - I see what you mean. Apologies.

R282 IS Boris.

How fucking stupid are you R287? No need to answer - we know.

He is saying that “Boris” is the new general insult from the idiot Megstans like you, replacing “Klan Granny”.

And the bit about the British PM obviously went way over your tiny little head.

Boris^^ 😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂

Boris is a shit eater. He is also a coward. If he really lives in Queens, I’d love to meet him.👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻