Ellen launching “kind” skincare line

Wow, of all people - you're right, OP, her skin is not the best.

Is this a joke? Besides the name, her skin is disgusting without makeup.

Crazy bitch.

Is this a joke? Parody?

Ellen (who is mean and cruel to anyone she perceives “beneath” her) is shilling for a “KIND” product?

The joke is on us....or those who “buy” into it.

I think it must be a big gag. She’s ugly.

Her face looks like a catcher's mitt. The old bitch is delusional.

Nasty cunt.

CANE! By Ellen

"Show the world your best face, Show em your CANE! Face!"

Her skin looks bad. Nobody wants to look like her.

Hey, Oprah’s the face of Weight Watchers. Irony is the new marketing tool.

Touché, R10.

Well, she is good friends with genocidal maniac and war criminal George W Bush, and advised everyone to be "kind" to individuals like him. If an evil bitch with splotchy, wrinkled and dry skin and a homophobic, racist mass murderer can be kind to each other, there's no reason why we shouldn't buy creams from said bitch and treat the murderer as a great statesman... Right?

It’s like Madonna having a skin care line… oh, wait.

Not sure that a wrinkle product go will go over well.

Do 2 ironies cancel each other out or something?

Ellen needs to be shilling saddle soap, catchers mitt oil, or leather conditioner.

She was also a "Cover Girl". What are these people thinking?!

"Skincare from a brittle old lesbian whose face is a veritable road map of wrinkles from drinking, smoking, and golfing? COUNT ME IN!"

Snide Cream and Body Oils by Ellen. Want to be a bitch? Throw on some Snide.

(No one will buy products put out by the manly and unlikable Ellen!!!)

Who told her this was a good idea? That market is oversaturated. I don't think JLow's line was a success.

From an industry site: "Meghan Markle has been spotted meeting Bill Guthy, the co-founder of marketing company Guthy-Renker, several times, leading to speculation a beauty brand may be in the works. " Or some sort of yoga bullshit so her mother can rake it in.

This is so off brand. Why didn't she name it Cruel?

If it's truly kind, she should give herself an enema with it.

She must be trolling us at this point.

I guess "You didn't dust under the candles," doesn't look too good on a label.

‘For that Evil Glow’

With her show ending, Ellen must generate new revenue streams! She does not have enough, must accumulate more $$$.

Is it shelved with men's toiletries at my local Safeway?

Imagine if the product line was appropriately titled.

CONDESENSION moisturiser.

ACRIMONY eyeliner.

SNARL lipstick.

EAU DE CONTEMPT parfum.

DON'T LOOK AT ME, PEON mascara.

I guess premium liquor is very expensive.

Her skincare money will kind of a "lush fund."

corn huskers lotion, ponds cold cream, and a washcloth

Penis Envy Skincare

I thought this was a joke. apparently it ain't! The last person in the world I'd be asking for skincare advice is Ellen.

A Rag, A Bone, and A Hank of Hair Deep Conditioner

I just assumed she used Borax to cleanse her face.

[quote]Ellen launching "kind" skincare line

The kind I'd like to poop on!

As if anyone would touch her reptilian skin.

Inspired by Ellen's skincare line, I am proud to announce my new haircare line.

She should have just become the spokesperson for Lume. It’s for pits, feet and any other stinky crevice.

Why so little respect for Ellen? I don't get it. Someone wanted to take her down, I don't get how she could be loved one day and hated the next. Whatever your preference, Ellen is a great comic and did very well for herself. To deal with the tragic death of a partner at 23 and to get up and rise as she did is admirable. She runs a business. I hear about stress coming from many different productions working in LA. If those people weren't happy working for Ellen and earning much higher than the average American they should have quit.

Oh brother. She is a selfish cunt. She always has been a mean moody alcoholic.

R24 🤣🤣🤣

So does this mean it's tested on animals?

Only on Ellen so yes it’s been tested on animals.

[quote]So does this mean it's tested on animals?

Yes, and they looked fabulous.

I'd check the label first...look for acid to be a key ingredient.

LABIA moisturizing pads.

Main ingredient being loaded at Ellen Industries plantation and mine facilities in Tanzania.

We live in the Age of Upside Down. It’s weird, and kind of sinister.

"Only on Ellen so yes it’s been tested on animals."

Only on Ellen so yes it’s been tested on housekeepers.

I guess it could be worse, she could have had a Tequila line....

Yeah, i was gonna say...her skin is terrible, I don't want it.

Actually R52, that is the one thing Id take her advice on. If anyone is going to sell good, cheap booze, its an alcoholic!

So this bitch is actually doubling down on her “be kind” baloney, instead of fading into oblivion like she deserves.