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A man pulls a gun on you

You’re in your high school history class. Your teacher is a lecherous divorced man in his 40s who hits on the cute girls. He’s bald with glasses and not particularly handsome but he is tall with a good, slightly muscular build. A man with a gun enters the room and pulls a gun on you and says you have to suck off the teacher in front of the whole class.

What technique do you use? Do you want him to cum quickly? Do you swallow? Who are you secretly happy is watching and who are you embarrassed to have watching? What do you say to the teacher afterward when all is said and done and the bad man is arrested? What do you say when you testify in court? What do you say when the local newspaper wants to interview you?

by Anonymousreply 15October 21, 2021 7:55 AM

EST 🚨

by Anonymousreply 1October 16, 2021 6:46 AM

F/F

by Anonymousreply 2October 16, 2021 6:47 AM

This COULD happen to anyone!!!

by Anonymousreply 3October 16, 2021 6:49 AM

I put effort into this…. Why are R1 and r2 such miserable bitches that they have nothing better to do than shit post cunty lazy replies? What is the point of having all these gay men in one place if we can’t discuss things like this?

by Anonymousreply 4October 16, 2021 6:54 AM

R4=CUNT

by Anonymousreply 5October 16, 2021 6:57 AM

[quote] I put effort into this

Too much.

by Anonymousreply 6October 16, 2021 6:59 AM

R6 but why is it more fun for you to be a bitchy old queen than just answer my question? I honestly don’t get it.

by Anonymousreply 7October 16, 2021 7:01 AM

For OP: Q: What technique do you use? A: I'd start by sniffing, licking, and moaning as my tongue moves over my teacher's dickhead. Of course, he's soft so I'd take the whole thing and let it get hard in my mouth before pumping while looking up into his horrified eyes. Q: Do you want him to cum quickly? A: No! The gunman would not be satisfied if the teacher comes quickly. Q: Do you swallow? A: No! Again, think of the gunman. It has to be a good show. The teacher needs to cum all over my face or someone's going to die. Q: Who are you secretly happy is watching and who are you embarrassed to have watching? A: All the boys, the girls. Q: What do you say to the teacher afterward when all is said and done and the bad man is arrested? A: Can I have extra credit? Q: What do you say when you testify in court? A: I start to cry and say the bad man made me do a bad thing. My parents are watching, after all. Q: What do you say when the local newspaper wants to interview you? A: No comment. I'm holding out for Dateline.

by Anonymousreply 8October 16, 2021 7:22 AM

Lol r8 thanks dear. I appreciate your well-thought out answers.

by Anonymousreply 9October 16, 2021 7:27 AM

You're quite welcome, OP. This was fun.

by Anonymousreply 10October 16, 2021 8:41 AM

OP, your post is too much like some math question I had in High School. I hated math. It made me feel really stupid. Now I'm sucking my shirt sleeve. Now I'm pissing my pants. Now the police are coming. I didn't mean to fire the gun! Honest!

by Anonymousreply 11October 16, 2021 9:43 AM

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by Anonymousreply 12October 16, 2021 11:09 AM

I suck off the teacher but then all the students as well. You know, so no one feels left out.

by Anonymousreply 13October 16, 2021 11:12 AM

um r13 they caught the man with the gun hours ago, why are you still giving blowjobs?

by Anonymousreply 14October 17, 2021 12:26 AM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 15October 21, 2021 7:55 AM
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