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You’re stranded on a deserted island

It’s just you and the 2021 Dallas Cowboys. What do you do? Pick one guy to protect you or become a total whore and let them fight over you? Would you feel overwhelmed with 53 tops that you were expected to service all by yourself? Would you want to do it in public or take each guy to a special secluded spot? Would you fear for your life as the guys inevitably got jealous over which one was your favorite to get fucked by? Would you fear for anal rupture from constant use?

by Anonymousreply 32October 21, 2021 7:55 AM

I’m so glad I don’t know you.

by Anonymousreply 1October 16, 2021 6:21 AM

Links please. Most of us do not know who they are.

by Anonymousreply 2October 16, 2021 6:21 AM

R2 well I mean you could substitute any team in there. My question was more about how you would handle the situation on an island with 50 guys where you’re the only bottom.

by Anonymousreply 3October 16, 2021 6:27 AM

I’d have them cum all over me. I feel like with sex there’s never enough cum. I want it all over my face and a mouthful.

by Anonymousreply 4October 16, 2021 6:29 AM

For me I would pick the one guy who’s a bad boy and he would be the only one allowed to fuck me at first. We’d go off and do it in private so the others didn’t know and get jealous.

Meanwhile I’d have a Bachelorette style dating game with the rest where they have to romance me. The winner would be my steady boyfriend. I’d be as faithful to him as possible.

But due to logistics, there would be a monthly “purge” style day where the others are allowed to fuck me, but they have to fight for me capture me so I can pretend to my steady that it was rape and I didn’t want it.

by Anonymousreply 5October 16, 2021 6:33 AM

Unless I’ve been watching the wrong team, I’m pretty sure all the 2021 Dallas Cowboys would not be tops.

by Anonymousreply 6October 16, 2021 6:40 AM

Fine r6, so the bottoms all died in the plane crash that brought you to the island, and nobody cared that they were dead.

Now answer the question.

by Anonymousreply 7October 16, 2021 6:42 AM

Who are the Dallas Cowboys? Are they a rock band?

by Anonymousreply 8October 16, 2021 6:47 AM

F/F

by Anonymousreply 9October 16, 2021 6:48 AM

What if said bottom is 65 (though in his head he's 35)? Wouldn't they rather leave him for the vultures and get their mutual masturbation (at the very least) on rather than fuck him?

by Anonymousreply 10October 16, 2021 6:49 AM

R10 heavens no. They’re tops, silly.

by Anonymousreply 11October 16, 2021 6:50 AM

You know, you cunts could just answer this question and it would be a lot more interesting than making “clever” responses that are not remotely clever.

Or we can just keep talking about the same shit over and over and over….

by Anonymousreply 12October 16, 2021 6:51 AM

It's a stupid question that deserves stupid responses.

by Anonymousreply 13October 16, 2021 1:49 PM

Careful everyone, if we don’t everything he says, cunt OP’s gonna take his Barbie Dream House and flounce his way home!

by Anonymousreply 14October 16, 2021 1:58 PM

This is a very specific fetish.

by Anonymousreply 15October 16, 2021 2:24 PM

I’m Not too into athletes but if I had to pick I’d rather have a basketball team they don’t suffer the same injuries so I think they’d be able to last longer and less likely to go crazy. Divers are also hot.

by Anonymousreply 16October 16, 2021 4:49 PM

R14 this was the first response in the thread to actually make me laugh. Well done.

by Anonymousreply 17October 16, 2021 7:06 PM

[quote] Or we can just keep talking about the same shit over and over and over….

Oh, why ever would we want to do that when you obviously have such brilliant and witty scenarios to occupy our time?

by Anonymousreply 18October 16, 2021 7:09 PM

R18 beats me.

by Anonymousreply 19October 16, 2021 7:12 PM

Why are pestering other people to write your fanfic for you, OP?

by Anonymousreply 20October 16, 2021 7:25 PM

Oh, this takes me back!

by Anonymousreply 21October 16, 2021 9:55 PM

R20 I just think it would be more fun than low effort sarcastic replies that aren't even funny. We've got talented gay men here.

by Anonymousreply 22October 17, 2021 12:25 AM

I think OP needs to seek therapy for sex addiction.

by Anonymousreply 23October 17, 2021 12:30 AM

OP is the Football Freak.

by Anonymousreply 24October 17, 2021 2:17 AM

Dummy, if they go desperate they would fuck each other rather than you.

by Anonymousreply 25October 17, 2021 3:13 AM

OP is 14.

by Anonymousreply 26October 17, 2021 6:01 AM

R25 No, they're tops, silly.

by Anonymousreply 27October 17, 2021 6:02 AM

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by Anonymousreply 28October 17, 2021 6:07 AM

R27 - you don't think that some of the tops on a desert island wouldn't become bottoms? They could take it in turn.

by Anonymousreply 29October 17, 2021 8:51 AM

I’ll take the colored one.

by Anonymousreply 30October 17, 2021 9:21 AM

R29 what a silly question.

by Anonymousreply 31October 18, 2021 3:36 AM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 32October 21, 2021 7:55 AM
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