The Night Porter (Italian: Il portiere di notte) is a 1974 Italian erotic psychological drama film directed and co-written by Liliana Cavan and starring debonaire Dirk Bogarde and the ravishing ice queen Charlotte Rampling as Lucia. If Char Ramps had to be replace by a 1970s actor, who would it be?
If 1974's campy fascist smut fest The Night Porter had been shot with a man as Lucia...
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| by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 18, 2021 7:40 PM |
I would remake it in a 1970s Belfast Proddy prison with Liam Neeson as Dirk/Jonathon Rhys-Myers as an IRA prisoner in the Rampling role.
Somewhat like Jolie's insane Serbian schlock, but more repressed and manly.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 16, 2021 1:36 AM |
What a bloody shitty list of actors you have up yours, OP.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 16, 2021 1:39 AM |
That's the point R2.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 16, 2021 1:34 PM |
You're an idiot, OP.
And, like many of them, so proud of it.
Tell Mommy your worms are back.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 16, 2021 1:35 PM |
Why are we supposed to fricking care what the hell actors could have replaced other actors in movies??? The trolls around here are creative (and nuts).
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 16, 2021 1:38 PM |
R2, jrm would do it. He made a movie with rampling and he adored her because of the night porter.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 18, 2021 7:05 PM |
R5 it's a parody thread of an INSANE OCD POLL TROLL
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 18, 2021 7:14 PM |
I know this is a parody post but I'd have killed to see Alan Alda or Johnny Rotten attempt this.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 18, 2021 7:16 PM |
damn. i really thought it was being remade with a male lead and got excited
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 18, 2021 7:40 PM |