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If 1974's campy fascist smut fest The Night Porter had been shot with a man as Lucia...

The Night Porter (Italian: Il portiere di notte) is a 1974 Italian erotic psychological drama film directed and co-written by Liliana Cavan and starring debonaire Dirk Bogarde and the ravishing ice queen Charlotte Rampling as Lucia. If Char Ramps had to be replace by a 1970s actor, who would it be?

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by Anonymousreply 9October 18, 2021 8:40 PM

I would remake it in a 1970s Belfast Proddy prison with Liam Neeson as Dirk/Jonathon Rhys-Myers as an IRA prisoner in the Rampling role.

Somewhat like Jolie's insane Serbian schlock, but more repressed and manly.

by Anonymousreply 1October 16, 2021 2:36 AM

What a bloody shitty list of actors you have up yours, OP.

by Anonymousreply 2October 16, 2021 2:39 AM

That's the point R2.

by Anonymousreply 3October 16, 2021 2:34 PM

You're an idiot, OP.

And, like many of them, so proud of it.

Tell Mommy your worms are back.

by Anonymousreply 4October 16, 2021 2:35 PM

Why are we supposed to fricking care what the hell actors could have replaced other actors in movies??? The trolls around here are creative (and nuts).

by Anonymousreply 5October 16, 2021 2:38 PM

R2, jrm would do it. He made a movie with rampling and he adored her because of the night porter.

by Anonymousreply 6October 18, 2021 8:05 PM

R5 it's a parody thread of an INSANE OCD POLL TROLL

by Anonymousreply 7October 18, 2021 8:14 PM

I know this is a parody post but I'd have killed to see Alan Alda or Johnny Rotten attempt this.

by Anonymousreply 8October 18, 2021 8:16 PM

damn. i really thought it was being remade with a male lead and got excited

by Anonymousreply 9October 18, 2021 8:40 PM
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