Who is going to eat a nasty cake recipe like this?
Another NYT VILE Recipe- Olive Oil Bundt Cake With Beet Swirl
by Anonymous | reply 51 | October 19, 2021 4:41 AM |
These are like Mad Libs recipes now. Stupid. Raspberries would be wonderful, but no, have to always be reaching.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 15, 2021 2:04 PM |
Beets? They are fucking disgusting in any form. I'm weary of trying to press savory items into the mould of sweet foods. "But you don't really taste the chorizo in the cake because the frosting is so sweet it will lock your jaw in place."
by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 15, 2021 2:12 PM |
Ick...olive oil in cakes is great. I have an Italian sweets cookbook that features a lot of olive oil but beets?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 15, 2021 2:21 PM |
I’m all for it.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 15, 2021 2:22 PM |
Looks like it has already been eaten.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 15, 2021 2:25 PM |
Olive oil, cake and beet don't belong in the same sentence.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 15, 2021 2:44 PM |
Is Kevin Sessums somehow behind this?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 15, 2021 2:46 PM |
I bookmarked that recipe yesterday! It might be disgusting but it also might be a delight! I'll let DL know!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 15, 2021 2:47 PM |
I wonder if Greg might make it for one of his fish parties in the Back Bay.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 15, 2021 2:48 PM |
I love chocolate olive oil cakes. There’s a good one-pan Smitten Kitchen one.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 15, 2021 2:49 PM |
May as well add some vile bean curd to it while you're at it for extra vomitousness!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 15, 2021 2:52 PM |
I love beets, love olive oil cakes, but that doesn’t mean they should happen in the same place.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 15, 2021 2:58 PM |
Craig Claiborne, come back. We need you.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 15, 2021 3:17 PM |
Olive oil cakes are great.
Beats don't sound so great, but I do like carrot cake and zuchinni bread, so will withhold judgment on that monstrosity.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 15, 2021 3:26 PM |
A favorite of Eastern European peasants everywhere
by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 15, 2021 3:28 PM |
I remember going to a church pot luck thinking I was getting cranberry sauce and it turning out to be beets. That taste wouldn't leave my mouth for at least two weeks
by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 15, 2021 3:28 PM |
Beets always remind me of one of those foods people eat to keep from starving to death
by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 15, 2021 3:29 PM |
Barbara Kafka is probably rolling in her bundt pan.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 15, 2021 3:34 PM |
I like beets and they are a terrific liver cleanse but in a cake? Pass.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 15, 2021 3:38 PM |
Needs more corn nuts
by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 15, 2021 3:40 PM |
And more vodka, R20!
I'm just gonna take a lil nap on this tableshcape.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | October 15, 2021 3:55 PM |
I had olive oil cake at one of the Vetri restaurants in Philadelphia (Navy Yard? pre-Urban Outfitters buyout) and it was one of the best things I've ever eaten. It was yellow cake, basically, served with whipped cream and raspberries.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | October 15, 2021 3:59 PM |
Just beet it (beet it), beet it (beet it)
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just beet it (beet it)
Just beet it (beet it)
Just beet it (beet it)
Just beat it (beet it, uh)
by Anonymous | reply 23 | October 15, 2021 4:00 PM |
And there goes Greg towing his old lady grocery basket down to Whole Foods.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | October 15, 2021 4:04 PM |
I have a recipe for an orange/almond semolina and olive oil cake. It's a delicate sponge cake and divine.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | October 15, 2021 4:08 PM |
Actually beets are sweet, so it's not a reach to put them in a cake.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | October 15, 2021 4:10 PM |
I really don't know about this. I think beets belong in the savory - salad - appetizer lane and they should stay there.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | October 15, 2021 4:11 PM |
The New York Times often publishes recipes that are overly-fussy and gimicky, and after all that work, they're just meh.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | October 15, 2021 4:14 PM |
Why would anyone describe the flavor of a cake to be "earthy". It sounds like they're describing dirt.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | October 15, 2021 4:14 PM |
@r23,"If you don't eat yer beets, you can't have any cabbage pudding. How can you have any cabbage pudding if you don't eat yer beets?"
"All in all you were all just bricks in the wall."
by Anonymous | reply 30 | October 15, 2021 4:14 PM |
R25 please post
by Anonymous | reply 31 | October 15, 2021 4:24 PM |
I like both beets and olive oil cake, but that sounds revolting. Couldn't they have just swapped out some raspberry or strawberry preserves for the pop of color?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | October 15, 2021 4:27 PM |
Thanks, but I couldn't possibly. I'm stuffed!
by Anonymous | reply 33 | October 15, 2021 4:29 PM |
R22- YUM, that sounds good.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | October 15, 2021 4:29 PM |
Lately, commenters on the NYT food columns have been calling them out for enticing readers into an article discussing a particular recipe or menu but then blocking them from accessing the recipes themselves without paying for an additional subscription.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | October 15, 2021 4:45 PM |
I just made a red velvet cake with ground beets instead of using a whole bottle of red food coloring - it came out great!!! The beets blended well with the batter and made a very moist tasty cake.
So I can recommend them in Red Velvet Cake. The flavor and texture were improved by the addition.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | October 15, 2021 4:51 PM |
^ Yum! I add sand to my frosting to give it a nice gritty texture
by Anonymous | reply 37 | October 15, 2021 4:57 PM |
r36, are you married to Jerry Seinfeld?
by Anonymous | reply 38 | October 15, 2021 5:44 PM |
Beet juice is the original component in red velvet cake.
Not sure why the fact that beets are very high is sugar is surprising. Or are you all grossed out by carrot cake, zucchini cake, harvest cake, pumpkin cake, etc., as well?
by Anonymous | reply 39 | October 15, 2021 6:04 PM |
"The New York Times often publishes recipes that are overly-fussy and gimicky" in order to get people talking and arguing and buzzing and clicking and paying for access to their website.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | October 18, 2021 2:05 PM |
Yummy!
by Anonymous | reply 41 | October 18, 2021 2:09 PM |
Where did you go, R8?
What’s the verdict?
by Anonymous | reply 42 | October 18, 2021 2:17 PM |
Loving all these bitchy take-downs, but I actually don't see the problem with beets. You can also use their leaves the way you would chard (which they are).
by Anonymous | reply 43 | October 18, 2021 2:22 PM |
Lordy. It's not beets I thought you would all worry about eating.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | October 18, 2021 2:51 PM |
I’m not going to try it. You try it.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | October 18, 2021 3:37 PM |
75% (at least) of NYT recipes are shit. Ask any cook who makes them.
They also misrepresent - or lie - about their recipes. This past weekend I made Bittman's Zucchini-Pear Soup. It wasn't bad at all. but it was no where as green as the picture. Which leads me to believe it was photo shopped or they used green food coloring.
It's a small thing - harmless and probably common - but it illustrates their dishonesty, and supports the fact that their recipes are often shit.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | October 18, 2021 4:33 PM |
Thought I was the only one who found their recipes fussy. About 5 years ago made some breakfast potato recipe that consisted of taking it out of the oven like 6 times or something, way too many ingredients and when all was said and done the consensus from everyone who ate it was, "MEH". I felt like an idiot putting that much work into potatoes.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | October 18, 2021 4:38 PM |
Remember when the NYTimes recipe for Guacamole included peas? I'm sure that the company had absolutely NO IDEA that the recipe would start a "firestorm" online.
Peas in Guac
Beets in Cake
Soon it'll be pooh-pooh in the Pu Pu Platter
Whatever it takes, just don't stop talking about it!
by Anonymous | reply 48 | October 18, 2021 5:11 PM |
Why not beets in a cake? They're very moist and full of sugar. They are bright in color.
Because the recipe is behind a pay wall or two, I can't see the ratios of the ingredients in the recipe. Not the method. That information would make all the difference.
If anyone can copy/paste the complete recipe, it would be helpful in making peace with this recipe. Or help us just dragging it all to shit, once and for all.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | October 18, 2021 5:23 PM |
I find this recipe not to be adequately overly tedious and difficult for no good reasons, which a really outstanding recipe should always strive to do. Try harder!!
by Anonymous | reply 50 | October 18, 2021 11:51 PM |
I think if this had Spanish influence as an olive oil Bundt cake with Orange filling it would be good. I remember I had to make an orange and olive oil cake for a high school Spanish project and the combo of orange and olive oil surprisingly worked for the cake.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | October 19, 2021 4:41 AM |