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Fun Riddles

Doing a Halloween party with some vaxxed and careful friends. Wanted to have some funny, sexy or thought-provoking riddles at the ready. Don't fail me, clever DLers!

by Anonymousreply 6October 15, 2021 7:22 PM

This place is talks in riddles.

by Anonymousreply 1October 15, 2021 6:06 AM

Here's one.

Why do vampires never have unexpected pregnancies?

Because they can’t come inside without asking permission.

by Anonymousreply 2October 15, 2021 6:22 AM

Riddle me this, Boy Wonder: What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end and the end of every race?

by Anonymousreply 3October 15, 2021 6:36 AM

Funny, sexy, and thought-provoking riddles!

This sounds like the most fun Halloween party ever!

by Anonymousreply 4October 15, 2021 6:37 AM

R3 E.

by Anonymousreply 5October 15, 2021 7:05 AM

Who's more sour than a sour patch kid?

by Anonymousreply 6October 15, 2021 7:22 PM
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