“A Very Darren Crissmas”- Darren Criss just dropped a Christmas album!

Norah Jones did one too, woo fucking hoo.

NO ONE ASKED FOR THIS.

I want to hit him.

I kind of like this one

oh her again

This is my favorite new Christmas song.

I listened to snippets of it on itunes. Embarrassing! Why would he do this shit? Just awful.

Is he ever going to come out?

This was a tik tok vid he did to promote it

Well if he shows peen, then that’s ok.

His eyes are very beautiful in person

Dont have tik tok and dont feel like searching for the actual video but he walks down taking of layers of shirts to then reveal him in his undies

he's a sexy little tart

He can't carry a tune in a bucket, but if he presented hole I'd hit it.

R14 Absolutely.

The production on the album is hideous and dated. He still sounds like Glee.

God his career went down the shitter.

he seems okay with it

Is wig shitter Lea Michelle duetting on some song with him? We know he’s not ever going to have Chris on an album with him.

I want to 69 with him.

Well he isn’t friends with Chris in real life. Him and Lea are close friends for years and even toured together more than once.

I was researching Christmas albums a while back and so many were released in October which was a headscratcher. Who is thinking about buying a Christmas album when Jamie Lee Curtis is running around a hospital in a bad wig?

[quote]Him and Lea are close friends for years and even toured together more than once.

Oh, dear.

The album is a joke, right?

R23 no.

He's the only one from Glee who still has a career, or at least he did for a minute during the Versace run.

He’s never stopped working dear…

R25 Chris Colfer has a very dynamic career as a children’s book writer and Amber won a Olivier for her rendition of Dream Girls and of course there Jonathan Groff and his extensive body of work.

They’ve all been working. All of them. Just because they aren’t in your face on TV like Darren was doesn’t mean they’re unemployed

R27 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Darren said after Versace he was going to focus on his music career. That’s what he’s been doing. He toured and has done concerts all over the country and a few months ago dropped an EP and now a Christmas album.

Criss looks like he’s packin’ some serious heat in those black briefs.

Gay as hell, though, and I don’t get how people are just going along with this notion that he’s somehow not.

He’s a theater kid. Even the straight ones seem gay.

Strange that he releases a Christmas album now. He could've, I don't know, promoted his cameo, and song, on The Muppets' Halloween Special instead.

Sorry, promoted his cameo and song from The Muppets' Halloween Special instead.

I know he is doing a play on Broadway next year but I wonder when he will act on tv again. I do think its cause he is focusing on other stuff and not cause he cant get a tv gig.

I think he’s a cutie

He and his missus dropped an annoying pregnancy reveal IG.

Still gay.

Anybody else reading this as “A Very Barren Christmas?”

LMAO, R39

Set to host a Queen sing along.

[quote] This was a tik tok vid he did to promote it

[quote]He and his missus dropped an annoying pregnancy reveal IG.

The feat of being a bigger attention hoe than Miss Lea.

He eats out his wife’s pussy. Yum yum yum!

he sings about love and peace

A Has Been Crissmas! How exciting!

Is he still pushing this album? Give it a rest Darren!

I grew up in a big mixed race family with cousins who looked like him. They were gorgeous. I'm a sucker for that DNA mix, be in Native/ White or Asian/ White. Keanu Reeves is another one. So I have a soft spot for the little mixed race gay. The fact that he and Keanu are both closet cases annoys me tho.

I was no slouch myself as a little mixed race twink when I was in my twenties either

darren is been

has been/never was karaoke singer

he's a total slut though

He does look like he'd be fun to consensually 69. I would pump my load down his throat while receiving a mouthful of his warm, astringent seed.

then he could sing you a little song

Darn! His Christmas cd didn’t even reach Billboard’s Top 200! Shocking.

shucks

I guess he’s not quite having a merry little Christmas album.

Going off on a tangent, I know, but I loathe the expression “dropped” an album. Why can’t we just say “released” an album? Where does the actual “drop” come in?

But then released a microphone doesn’t work very well.

whatever you want, mary

R25: Who woulda thunk it?

he had inside help

he's an 80's funk queen

R37 Wow, I can't believe he actually managed to get her pregnant.

Well we don’t know if he really had the guts to stick his cock in her pussy now do we?

R63 Is there another place one can stick the dick in to make a baby?

R64 maybe they insinuating that they used other methods to impregnate her?