JONAH HILL: Don't talk about my body. It's not "helpful."

Kay fatty.

The worst thing you can do to get people to stop talking about something is to ask them to stop talking about it.

Also the fact that he's a gigantic douche turd doesn't help.....

I get his point. The questions are kind of rude and all anyone can talk about. He is an oscar nominated ( I think?) actor and seems like a good dude. No one constantly asks former fatty Chris Pratt about being fat.

Die fette sau!

the hair has GOT to go

Spoiled Jewess.

[quote]No one constantly asks former fatty Chris Pratt about being fat

Chris Pratt doesn't blather on and on about it like this bore does

I'm fine with sticking to his abysmal personality. Surprising he doesn't name drop Brad Pitt, or Martin Scorcese, or Leo in this recent post.

He's like seeing a huge hairy booger on the urinal wall (a visual trigger that makes me want to vomit). Please make him go away.

Actors only want you to talk about their body and appearance when you praise it.

He's made a fortune from the public off his out of shape doughboy body. It's fair game.

[Quote]  and seems like a good dude.

No he doesn't.

This breaks on the same day Robin Williams' daughter requested that fans stop sending her video impersonations of her father.

But we can still discuss how rotund and heavy his sister is, right?

Jonah is the new Matthew McConaughey.

I’m more worried about that sweater in OP pic

Wait--Beanie Feldstein is Jonah Hill's SISTER????

REALLY???

^ two very middling "talents" who have had little effect on the world.

R13 I don't get it???

Jonah Hill actually thinks we want to be helpful????

Do what you want with my body.

Don't talk about me, I don't want the attention! Hey guys, listen to me....I DO NOT want to be noticed or talked about.

He and his siblings are all hideous, fat slobs.

R23, Hey, Mr. Ziegfeld, here I am!

In r9 he is humourless and bad tempered but in an honest sort of way. It’s one thing to be in a comedy, another to give interviews about your farts and your masturbation habits. And Hadley Freeman oh so innocently asking why he doesn’t go by Feldstein? I wouldn’t want to have to preemptively defend myself from her coy charge of him being a self loathing Jew.

He makes me want to barf. Just the sight of him.

He’s going to have play Jerry Garcia?

He is a great actor. His brother who died by all accounts and purposes was a total arsehole and I suspect he is too. Hopefully he has stopped the coke.

#22, that woman looks like she just met him.

Fatty fatty 2 by 4,

Can't get through the bathroom door!

Is r15 supposed to be satire? Because i refuse to click on it, but who could write ‘Jonah Hill’ and ‘hot’ in the same paragraph?

Certainly not to his career.

^ When he was fat he had one.

I have passed up several highly acclaimed movies because Jonah Hill was in them, and that link: ‘is Jonah Hill a douche?’ Confirmed all my suspicions.

To be fair, if someone started asking me about masturbation and farting in an interview I'd probably bristle.

But Jonah Hill has always struck me as King of the Glum Pumpkins.

What a baby. Cry cry cry and wipe away those tears with your money . Tubby

Uhmmm, OK Jonah... I promise that wasn't a subject that ever came up in my mind or when I talked. Now please swim back into the ocean and on your way.