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Why isn’t Oliver Jackson-Cohen a star yet?

Why is Timothée forced upon us instead of this?

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by Anonymousreply 114November 20, 2021 12:54 AM

Too hairy.

by Anonymousreply 1October 14, 2021 1:41 PM

Perfectly hairy

by Anonymousreply 2October 14, 2021 1:42 PM

I'll always love him because of Man In Orange Shirt.

Damn that movie tears me up.

And yes, his body is tasty as hell.

by Anonymousreply 3October 14, 2021 1:45 PM

Because Timothée is a boyish, sensitive thespian who can convincingly play quirky and huggable roles, whereas Oliver is a hairy, knuckle-dragging brute fit only for superhero flicks (and hopefully porn).

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by Anonymousreply 5October 14, 2021 2:11 PM

He is too old, too hairy, and too masculine to appeal to teenage girls like Chalamet and his sexless persona does.

by Anonymousreply 6October 14, 2021 2:29 PM

[quote] too old, too hairy, and too masculine

Three things that simply cannot exist in a righteous world!

by Anonymousreply 7October 14, 2021 2:32 PM

He is sex on a stick and gay as well correct?

by Anonymousreply 8October 14, 2021 2:39 PM

He played gay....

by Anonymousreply 9October 14, 2021 2:45 PM

Teenage girls are so stupid. This is available and they'd rather have Timotay?

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by Anonymousreply 10October 14, 2021 3:13 PM

I hoiked up a hairball from OP's image.

by Anonymousreply 11October 14, 2021 3:16 PM

R10 - funny way to spell "tragic eldergays"

by Anonymousreply 12October 14, 2021 3:20 PM

He and Jake could play brothers.

Incestuous brothers, please.

In a European art film.

by Anonymousreply 13October 14, 2021 3:22 PM

R4 because of Hollywood's pedophelia

by Anonymousreply 14October 14, 2021 3:45 PM

I have no idea who this yummy hunk of Man Meat is but can you just imagine waking up with him? Damn, heaven on toast points. Yes please, I’ll have a refill. Yes please, I’ll have seconds.

by Anonymousreply 15October 14, 2021 3:49 PM

r12, I'm a tragic eldergay, and I'd still rather have OJ-C than Timotay.

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by Anonymousreply 16October 14, 2021 3:49 PM

Because they need an actor, not a rug.

by Anonymousreply 17October 14, 2021 5:33 PM

Some of you are the


by Anonymousreply 18October 14, 2021 5:53 PM

You think this queen is a "brute" - lol

by Anonymousreply 19October 14, 2021 5:54 PM

Some men men and teenage girls gotta have their twinks. Less threatening than a real man.

by Anonymousreply 20October 14, 2021 6:29 PM

This guy does not fit the zeritgeist. Rat-twinks like Timothee are in at the moment.

by Anonymousreply 21October 14, 2021 6:33 PM

Maybe Oliver can replace Armie as Oliver in the inevitable sequel to "Call Me By Your Name".

by Anonymousreply 22October 14, 2021 6:36 PM

No one is touching that film with a ten foot pole, Charmie.

by Anonymousreply 23October 14, 2021 6:48 PM

can he act?

by Anonymousreply 24October 14, 2021 6:48 PM

What's not to like?

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by Anonymousreply 25October 15, 2021 12:34 PM

Woman here, and i'll take Oliver J-C over rat-faced, ugly, little boy Chalamet ANY day. OJC Is delicioso.

by Anonymousreply 26October 15, 2021 12:44 PM

I must say, apart from his body hair Oliver is incredibly generic. Such an unmemorable face.

by Anonymousreply 27October 15, 2021 1:10 PM

I'm kind of glad he's not. He has a good career. But not too big that he is a household name. He is our best-kept secret and it feels like we can have him all to ourselves.

by Anonymousreply 28October 15, 2021 2:01 PM

Ratboy appeals to teenage girls who aren't ready yet to appreciate fully grown men. The good news is that kind of actor has a shelf life and that appeal only lasts for so long.

by Anonymousreply 29October 15, 2021 2:09 PM

Oliver Jackson-Cohen is sublime.

by Anonymousreply 30October 15, 2021 2:29 PM

O J-C when he was younger . . .

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by Anonymousreply 31October 15, 2021 2:35 PM

OJC is so fucking hot but as someone else mentioned, he is outside the zeitgeist - which for the past twenty years now has dictated that the platonic ideal of male beauty is hairless, androgynous...and totally crotchless. Rugged, masculine men are looked at as being gross, as you can see with the disgust expressed by some of the shrieky bottoms in this thread.

by Anonymousreply 32October 15, 2021 2:39 PM

He's gorgeous, unfortunately we would have to compete with his girlfriend for a bit of lovin'. If my memory serves me right he's been with her for a few years. She's an Aussie.

by Anonymousreply 33October 15, 2021 3:37 PM

Is he, you know, Jewish?

by Anonymousreply 34October 15, 2021 6:57 PM

r34, his father is of Egyptian-Jewish background.

by Anonymousreply 35October 15, 2021 7:04 PM

If Ratboy wasn't famous, do you really think he'd be drowning in pussy and having teenage girls throw themselves at him?

by Anonymousreply 36October 15, 2021 11:42 PM

Could his chest be my bed, one of his pecs my pillow?

by Anonymousreply 37October 15, 2021 11:48 PM

Maybe if he gets to play the next James Bond, his fame will skyrocket. Daniel Craig slugged along in relative obscurity until he got casted as Bond too.

by Anonymousreply 38October 16, 2021 5:00 AM

He's hotter than the sun, but I think his career hasn't skyrocketed because he gives Jake Gyllenhaal vibes. He should probably stick with TV.

by Anonymousreply 39October 16, 2021 5:03 AM

[Quote] casted

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by Anonymousreply 40October 16, 2021 5:10 AM

I first noticed him on that stinker Dracula show with JRM. He had that certain something about him. i think if he chose better roles, he might become bigger. In any case, he is hot...totally my type.

by Anonymousreply 41October 16, 2021 5:13 AM

He is one of those men who looks better when they are NOT smiling.

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by Anonymousreply 42October 16, 2021 6:23 AM

OP, you are monomaniac.

We can't say anything new about this man we've discussed 4 times already.

by Anonymousreply 43October 16, 2021 6:24 AM

R42 Eew, you’re right, his teeth in the back are gross….

by Anonymousreply 44October 16, 2021 7:55 AM

Now that's a man.

by Anonymousreply 45October 16, 2021 8:09 AM

I thought he was super hot in pics until I saw The Invisible too. Too toothy and horsey on screen.

by Anonymousreply 46October 16, 2021 9:08 AM

Hubba bubba!

by Anonymousreply 47October 16, 2021 12:20 PM

Yes please

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by Anonymousreply 48October 16, 2021 1:15 PM

He was very good as the Scarecrow in that TV Oz series that was canceled after only one season.

by Anonymousreply 49October 16, 2021 1:35 PM

He's gay, right?

by Anonymousreply 50October 16, 2021 1:39 PM

I think there are plenty of teen girls who love handsome hairy macho young daddy types.

by Anonymousreply 51October 16, 2021 1:43 PM

He needs to show his arse and cock!

by Anonymousreply 52October 16, 2021 1:49 PM

I am guessing from that nose he is hung like a mule.

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by Anonymousreply 54October 16, 2021 2:52 PM

I'd obviously rather drag Oliver into a bed but Chalamet is a much much better actor. I appreciate Oliver's beauty when he's on screen but there's certain blandness to him that makes him uninteresting as an actor. I just wrote something similar about Luke Wilson but next to him Oliver does have more oomph. Still, he needs to up his acting skills if he wants to be more than a pretty face.

And yes, judging by what I've read of him I've understood he's gay as a goose.

by Anonymousreply 55October 16, 2021 3:25 PM

Wikipedia states that Jessica De Gouw has been his partner since 2013.

by Anonymousreply 56October 16, 2021 5:03 PM

I agree he needs to play to his "certain something" more and stop being so understated. maybe take some more "risky" type roles.

Jessica was his co-star on "Dracula."

by Anonymousreply 57October 16, 2021 6:59 PM

Is he in the haunted house series on Netflix with Henry Thomas and Carla Gugino or is that someone else?

by Anonymousreply 58October 16, 2021 7:05 PM

Yes, both Hill House and Bly Manor.

by Anonymousreply 59October 16, 2021 7:08 PM

Too old. WAY, WAY too old.

by Anonymousreply 60October 16, 2021 8:51 PM

Two of my favorite guys together.

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by Anonymousreply 61October 16, 2021 9:04 PM

R61, we need an erotic thriller starring those two!

by Anonymousreply 62October 16, 2021 10:23 PM

r62 absolutely!!

by Anonymousreply 63October 16, 2021 10:45 PM

He must be tied up with his series or whatever new project he is working on because he hasn't been able to attend any film festivals in support of THE LOST DAUGHTER starring Dakota Johnson and Olivia Colman. He posted on a IG story that he was looking forward to going to Venice to reunite with the cast but he didn't go. Shame, that. I was looking forward to seeing his red carpet look.

by Anonymousreply 64October 16, 2021 10:57 PM

[quote]Wikipedia states that Jessica De Gouw has been his partner since 2013.

And the source for that claim on Wikipedia is some generic celebrity dating site with no actual citations so it's useless. Jessica De Gouw dates women now. She dated publicist Victoria Brooks for nearly 3 years and follows a bunch of "memes and content just for dykes" Instagram accounts now including one that's for lesbians who lust after Cate Blanchett. If they were ever actually dating, she and Oliver broke up some time while he was filming Haunting of Hill House (late 2017-early 2018) and he hasn't dated anyone publicly since then.

I agree that he's just outside the zeitgeist at the moment but anyone calling him a masculine brute has never watched a single interview of him. Maybe on the outside...

by Anonymousreply 65October 17, 2021 5:25 AM

I honestly don't give a shit if he's het, bi or gay all the way. i just think he's fucking hot and he needs a bigger career. unless he doesn't want it, he has the looks, the "something" and could make it if he made some challenging choices.

by Anonymousreply 66October 17, 2021 6:08 AM

I have three (3) names to suggest as the new James Bond...Oliver Jackson Cohen. Oh man, the sex appeal of that "masculine brute"!! He's a testosterone explosion in my face, and I just can't get enough of him, very hairy, very manly, very sexy, OMG!! :-P

by Anonymousreply 67October 17, 2021 6:39 AM

R44 no shaming please, I think he looks cute when he smiles

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by Anonymousreply 68October 17, 2021 9:57 AM

If he were my husband in Invisible Man, I would never leave him.

by Anonymousreply 69October 17, 2021 10:26 AM

I like his smile too, it's kind of goofy and sweet. I like that it's not perfect. He's handsome in a real way.

by Anonymousreply 70October 17, 2021 9:27 PM

[quote]he has the looks, the "something" and could make it if he made some challenging choices.

He's in 3 movies and an Apple TV+ series coming out in the next year and one of the movies ("The Lost Daughter') is already getting awards buzz. Reportedly his role is very small in that one but he's a lead in everything else, so I think all of that will raise his profile somewhat. I also think he's very likely to be in Mike Flanagan's upcoming Edgar Allen Poe project and there's a rumor he's going to be in HBO's upcoming Stranger Things-like adaptation of the "Misfit City" graphic novels. So he's keeping plenty busy.

by Anonymousreply 71October 18, 2021 12:55 AM

For the poster who said his smile isn't cute.

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by Anonymousreply 72November 16, 2021 10:39 PM

R10, same reason BTS is huge. Teen girls don't yet want "men." They want "vulnerable" looking.

by Anonymousreply 73November 16, 2021 10:43 PM

Yes, you're right. They call them "soft boys" and they're non-threatening, unlike guys who look like OJ-C.

by Anonymousreply 74November 16, 2021 10:47 PM

Teen girls like dyke looking guys.

by Anonymousreply 75November 16, 2021 10:56 PM

At 35, it sounds like he missed the boat during the super hero universe casting calls. If you’re a male actor in your 30’s and you’re not a super hero yet, Hollywood won’t know what to do with you.

by Anonymousreply 76November 16, 2021 11:11 PM

OMG, grow up and leave these little girls alone and let them like whoever they want.

by Anonymousreply 77November 16, 2021 11:14 PM

I don't think it was for lack of trying: he's said he likes superhero movies and according to IMDB, he was considered for a few superhero roles but just didn't get them and lost out to other people. But Marvel has approximately one million TV shows and movies scheduled for the next 5 years so who knows.

by Anonymousreply 78November 16, 2021 11:16 PM

This one would be more for one night stand, and Timmy for relationship.

by Anonymousreply 79November 16, 2021 11:22 PM

He looks porny, not movie starry.

by Anonymousreply 80November 17, 2021 12:20 AM

Timothee for marriage this one for hook up.

by Anonymousreply 81November 17, 2021 12:21 AM

R81 how many times are you going to make the same comment? Just curious!

by Anonymousreply 82November 17, 2021 12:23 AM

Relationship evolved in marriage in meantime, can't you see. I is not the same.

by Anonymousreply 83November 17, 2021 12:25 AM

Next Timmy and I will have the twins.

And monogamous marriage, so this one has to go out of the picture.

by Anonymousreply 84November 17, 2021 12:27 AM

Godspeed, R84

by Anonymousreply 85November 17, 2021 12:53 AM

Having a hairy chest was considered ultra-masculine back in the day. I prayed for one but I didn't grow it. I don't understand why his chest is considered too hairy. I'd run my fingertips through it, hoping I'd see a huge bush and a helmet-headed cock when I unbuttoned his pants and pulled his zipper down. The inside of my mouth would have calluses from all the friction.

Colt Studios would have gone bankrupt if no one valued a hairy body. It's been going strong after 54 years, and counting.

by Anonymousreply 86November 17, 2021 12:55 AM

He's hot as fuck. I love his hairy chest. My money's on this one being a shhhhhhh-wait-for-it: FRIEND OF DOROTHY

by Anonymousreply 87November 17, 2021 1:00 AM

Because being hot doesn't mean you're a good actor.

by Anonymousreply 88November 17, 2021 1:39 AM

Not saying he's the second coming of Daniel Day Lewis or anything, but he's been good in everything I've seen him in.

by Anonymousreply 89November 17, 2021 2:19 AM

R18 Some of you are LITERALLY Nellie Oleson.

by Anonymousreply 90November 18, 2021 2:02 AM

I'll be a nellie if he lets me bury my nose in his abundant bush and suck his dick.

by Anonymousreply 91November 18, 2021 4:12 AM

He would be great in Lady Chatterly’s Lover

by Anonymousreply 92November 18, 2021 5:02 AM

Still stanning Ariana Grande I see.

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by Anonymousreply 93November 18, 2021 5:26 AM

I guess his role in Maggie Gyllenhaal's the lost daughter is a minor one: he hasn't gone to any of the fests it has played and on the studio's FYC site Paul Mescal is being pushed for supporting and no mention of OJC.

by Anonymousreply 94November 18, 2021 5:27 AM

I've heard he's only in a handful of scenes in "The Lost Daughter," but I think he didn't go to any of the fests because he was working full-time recording the new Apple TV+ series he's on called "Surface." It mostly filmed in Canada where until recently they were uptight about foreigners re-entering, even vaccinated ones.

by Anonymousreply 95November 18, 2021 5:32 AM

Where is Timotay a huge star with the tweens/teens?

Until Dune, all he's done is "art house hits".

And, teen girls aren't thronging to Dune, which at best, is a minor Covid era sorta hit.

by Anonymousreply 96November 18, 2021 5:46 AM

He was sexy as hell in The Lost Daughter. Oozes sex.

by Anonymousreply 97November 18, 2021 5:50 AM

Oliver follows Timmy on Instagram lol

by Anonymousreply 98November 18, 2021 5:54 AM

Based on the projects I've seen him in, he only learned to act in the last few years. He might as well have been a cigar store Indian on that Dracula show.

Notable that all his social media have been scrubbed of Pride posts since Haunting of Hill House debuted. Would an actor who's a straight ally do that?

by Anonymousreply 99November 18, 2021 6:15 AM

Saw The Lost Daughter and he's attractive in it, but you never really see him close-up, except for like one scene.

by Anonymousreply 100November 18, 2021 6:36 AM

R99 I don't think he's straight, but the one Pride post that he posted on his feed is still there, as is all his promotion for "Man in an Orange Shirt" which he still mentions in interviews in 2021 as something he's really proud of. All other pride posts he made were in his Instagram stories, where he posts most of his personal content.

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by Anonymousreply 101November 18, 2021 7:33 AM

Because Bryan Singer likes 'em young, and David Geffen doesn't care for hairy assholes.

by Anonymousreply 102November 18, 2021 7:41 AM

He looks like what would happen if Jake Gyllenhaal and Andy Samburg had a baby. Which is fine with me!

by Anonymousreply 103November 18, 2021 7:48 AM

Maybe he's an Ariana *and* CMBYN stan!

by Anonymousreply 104November 18, 2021 10:55 AM

He's dreamy

by Anonymousreply 105November 18, 2021 12:45 PM

R61 So so bland - both guys….

by Anonymousreply 106November 19, 2021 7:07 AM

"Because Timothée is a boyish, sensitive thespian "

correction: ".... is a boyish, sensitive lesbian"

by Anonymousreply 107November 19, 2021 7:11 AM

R107 Your father was a lesbian while he knocked out your mother. That is why you have no balls.

by Anonymousreply 108November 19, 2021 8:14 AM

R106 if that's bland to you, who do you think is exciting? Michiel is hot as hell. Funny enough I don't think he and Oliver are close at all, not like Oliver is with Victoria Pedretti.

by Anonymousreply 109November 19, 2021 10:11 AM

DLers! Go to his movies—buy the theater out if you have to! It's up to us to make him a STAH!

by Anonymousreply 110November 19, 2021 1:55 PM

Sexy for sure but he makes a better model than actor.

by Anonymousreply 111November 19, 2021 7:47 PM

So what I am learning is that Dataloungers like OP believe that if you are especially handsome and sexy, you are automatically deserving of stardom. It's no wonder dataloungers are so obsessed with soap operas.

Also, I'm learning that according to Datalounge there are only two male actors in the world, Timothée Chalamet and Oliver Jackson-Cohen, and that the former has the career the latter deserves (as if they would ever be up for the same roles) because the latter is sexier and better looking.

by Anonymousreply 112November 19, 2021 7:52 PM

R112 thank you for that recap - everyone loves people who take things ultra literally and then are condescending about it!

by Anonymousreply 113November 20, 2021 12:18 AM

[quote] Because Timothée is a boyish, sensitive thespian who can convincingly play quirky and huggable roles,

There’s nothing huggable about that cadaver…

Gimme an Oliver Jackson-Cohen sandwich any day.

by Anonymousreply 114November 20, 2021 12:54 AM
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