Why is Timothée forced upon us instead of this?
Why isn’t Oliver Jackson-Cohen a star yet?
|by Anonymous||reply 114||November 20, 2021 12:54 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 1||October 14, 2021 1:41 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 2||October 14, 2021 1:42 PM|
I'll always love him because of Man In Orange Shirt.
Damn that movie tears me up.
And yes, his body is tasty as hell.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||October 14, 2021 1:45 PM|
Because Timothée is a boyish, sensitive thespian who can convincingly play quirky and huggable roles, whereas Oliver is a hairy, knuckle-dragging brute fit only for superhero flicks (and hopefully porn).
|by Anonymous||reply 4||October 14, 2021 1:50 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 5||October 14, 2021 2:11 PM|
He is too old, too hairy, and too masculine to appeal to teenage girls like Chalamet and his sexless persona does.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||October 14, 2021 2:29 PM|
[quote] too old, too hairy, and too masculine
Three things that simply cannot exist in a righteous world!
|by Anonymous||reply 7||October 14, 2021 2:32 PM|
He is sex on a stick and gay as well correct?
|by Anonymous||reply 8||October 14, 2021 2:39 PM|
He played gay....
|by Anonymous||reply 9||October 14, 2021 2:45 PM|
Teenage girls are so stupid. This is available and they'd rather have Timotay?
|by Anonymous||reply 10||October 14, 2021 3:13 PM|
I hoiked up a hairball from OP's image.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||October 14, 2021 3:16 PM|
R10 - funny way to spell "tragic eldergays"
|by Anonymous||reply 12||October 14, 2021 3:20 PM|
He and Jake could play brothers.
Incestuous brothers, please.
In a European art film.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||October 14, 2021 3:22 PM|
R4 because of Hollywood's pedophelia
|by Anonymous||reply 14||October 14, 2021 3:45 PM|
I have no idea who this yummy hunk of Man Meat is but can you just imagine waking up with him? Damn, heaven on toast points. Yes please, I’ll have a refill. Yes please, I’ll have seconds.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||October 14, 2021 3:49 PM|
r12, I'm a tragic eldergay, and I'd still rather have OJ-C than Timotay.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||October 14, 2021 3:49 PM|
Because they need an actor, not a rug.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||October 14, 2021 5:33 PM|
Some of you are the
NELLIEST PRISSPOTS THAT EVER FUCKING LIVED
|by Anonymous||reply 18||October 14, 2021 5:53 PM|
You think this queen is a "brute" - lol
|by Anonymous||reply 19||October 14, 2021 5:54 PM|
Some men men and teenage girls gotta have their twinks. Less threatening than a real man.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||October 14, 2021 6:29 PM|
This guy does not fit the zeritgeist. Rat-twinks like Timothee are in at the moment.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||October 14, 2021 6:33 PM|
Maybe Oliver can replace Armie as Oliver in the inevitable sequel to "Call Me By Your Name".
|by Anonymous||reply 22||October 14, 2021 6:36 PM|
No one is touching that film with a ten foot pole, Charmie.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||October 14, 2021 6:48 PM|
can he act?
|by Anonymous||reply 24||October 14, 2021 6:48 PM|
What's not to like?
|by Anonymous||reply 25||October 15, 2021 12:34 PM|
Woman here, and i'll take Oliver J-C over rat-faced, ugly, little boy Chalamet ANY day. OJC Is delicioso.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||October 15, 2021 12:44 PM|
I must say, apart from his body hair Oliver is incredibly generic. Such an unmemorable face.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||October 15, 2021 1:10 PM|
I'm kind of glad he's not. He has a good career. But not too big that he is a household name. He is our best-kept secret and it feels like we can have him all to ourselves.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||October 15, 2021 2:01 PM|
Ratboy appeals to teenage girls who aren't ready yet to appreciate fully grown men. The good news is that kind of actor has a shelf life and that appeal only lasts for so long.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||October 15, 2021 2:09 PM|
Oliver Jackson-Cohen is sublime.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||October 15, 2021 2:29 PM|
O J-C when he was younger . . .
|by Anonymous||reply 31||October 15, 2021 2:35 PM|
OJC is so fucking hot but as someone else mentioned, he is outside the zeitgeist - which for the past twenty years now has dictated that the platonic ideal of male beauty is hairless, androgynous...and totally crotchless. Rugged, masculine men are looked at as being gross, as you can see with the disgust expressed by some of the shrieky bottoms in this thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||October 15, 2021 2:39 PM|
He's gorgeous, unfortunately we would have to compete with his girlfriend for a bit of lovin'. If my memory serves me right he's been with her for a few years. She's an Aussie.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||October 15, 2021 3:37 PM|
Is he, you know, Jewish?
|by Anonymous||reply 34||October 15, 2021 6:57 PM|
r34, his father is of Egyptian-Jewish background.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||October 15, 2021 7:04 PM|
If Ratboy wasn't famous, do you really think he'd be drowning in pussy and having teenage girls throw themselves at him?
|by Anonymous||reply 36||October 15, 2021 11:42 PM|
Could his chest be my bed, one of his pecs my pillow?
|by Anonymous||reply 37||October 15, 2021 11:48 PM|
Maybe if he gets to play the next James Bond, his fame will skyrocket. Daniel Craig slugged along in relative obscurity until he got casted as Bond too.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||October 16, 2021 5:00 AM|
He's hotter than the sun, but I think his career hasn't skyrocketed because he gives Jake Gyllenhaal vibes. He should probably stick with TV.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||October 16, 2021 5:03 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 40||October 16, 2021 5:10 AM|
I first noticed him on that stinker Dracula show with JRM. He had that certain something about him. i think if he chose better roles, he might become bigger. In any case, he is hot...totally my type.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||October 16, 2021 5:13 AM|
He is one of those men who looks better when they are NOT smiling.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||October 16, 2021 6:23 AM|
OP, you are monomaniac.
We can't say anything new about this man we've discussed 4 times already.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||October 16, 2021 6:24 AM|
R42 Eew, you’re right, his teeth in the back are gross….
|by Anonymous||reply 44||October 16, 2021 7:55 AM|
Now that's a man.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||October 16, 2021 8:09 AM|
I thought he was super hot in pics until I saw The Invisible too. Too toothy and horsey on screen.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||October 16, 2021 9:08 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 47||October 16, 2021 12:20 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 48||October 16, 2021 1:15 PM|
He was very good as the Scarecrow in that TV Oz series that was canceled after only one season.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||October 16, 2021 1:35 PM|
He's gay, right?
|by Anonymous||reply 50||October 16, 2021 1:39 PM|
I think there are plenty of teen girls who love handsome hairy macho young daddy types.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||October 16, 2021 1:43 PM|
He needs to show his arse and cock!
|by Anonymous||reply 52||October 16, 2021 1:49 PM|
I am guessing from that nose he is hung like a mule.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||October 16, 2021 2:45 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 54||October 16, 2021 2:52 PM|
I'd obviously rather drag Oliver into a bed but Chalamet is a much much better actor. I appreciate Oliver's beauty when he's on screen but there's certain blandness to him that makes him uninteresting as an actor. I just wrote something similar about Luke Wilson but next to him Oliver does have more oomph. Still, he needs to up his acting skills if he wants to be more than a pretty face.
And yes, judging by what I've read of him I've understood he's gay as a goose.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||October 16, 2021 3:25 PM|
Wikipedia states that Jessica De Gouw has been his partner since 2013.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||October 16, 2021 5:03 PM|
I agree he needs to play to his "certain something" more and stop being so understated. maybe take some more "risky" type roles.
Jessica was his co-star on "Dracula."
|by Anonymous||reply 57||October 16, 2021 6:59 PM|
Is he in the haunted house series on Netflix with Henry Thomas and Carla Gugino or is that someone else?
|by Anonymous||reply 58||October 16, 2021 7:05 PM|
Yes, both Hill House and Bly Manor.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||October 16, 2021 7:08 PM|
Too old. WAY, WAY too old.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||October 16, 2021 8:51 PM|
Two of my favorite guys together.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||October 16, 2021 9:04 PM|
R61, we need an erotic thriller starring those two!
|by Anonymous||reply 62||October 16, 2021 10:23 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 63||October 16, 2021 10:45 PM|
He must be tied up with his series or whatever new project he is working on because he hasn't been able to attend any film festivals in support of THE LOST DAUGHTER starring Dakota Johnson and Olivia Colman. He posted on a IG story that he was looking forward to going to Venice to reunite with the cast but he didn't go. Shame, that. I was looking forward to seeing his red carpet look.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||October 16, 2021 10:57 PM|
[quote]Wikipedia states that Jessica De Gouw has been his partner since 2013.
And the source for that claim on Wikipedia is some generic celebrity dating site with no actual citations so it's useless. Jessica De Gouw dates women now. She dated publicist Victoria Brooks for nearly 3 years and follows a bunch of "memes and content just for dykes" Instagram accounts now including one that's for lesbians who lust after Cate Blanchett. If they were ever actually dating, she and Oliver broke up some time while he was filming Haunting of Hill House (late 2017-early 2018) and he hasn't dated anyone publicly since then.
I agree that he's just outside the zeitgeist at the moment but anyone calling him a masculine brute has never watched a single interview of him. Maybe on the outside...
|by Anonymous||reply 65||October 17, 2021 5:25 AM|
I honestly don't give a shit if he's het, bi or gay all the way. i just think he's fucking hot and he needs a bigger career. unless he doesn't want it, he has the looks, the "something" and could make it if he made some challenging choices.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||October 17, 2021 6:08 AM|
I have three (3) names to suggest as the new James Bond...Oliver Jackson Cohen. Oh man, the sex appeal of that "masculine brute"!! He's a testosterone explosion in my face, and I just can't get enough of him, very hairy, very manly, very sexy, OMG!! :-P
|by Anonymous||reply 67||October 17, 2021 6:39 AM|
R44 no shaming please, I think he looks cute when he smiles
|by Anonymous||reply 68||October 17, 2021 9:57 AM|
If he were my husband in Invisible Man, I would never leave him.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||October 17, 2021 10:26 AM|
I like his smile too, it's kind of goofy and sweet. I like that it's not perfect. He's handsome in a real way.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||October 17, 2021 9:27 PM|
[quote]he has the looks, the "something" and could make it if he made some challenging choices.
He's in 3 movies and an Apple TV+ series coming out in the next year and one of the movies ("The Lost Daughter') is already getting awards buzz. Reportedly his role is very small in that one but he's a lead in everything else, so I think all of that will raise his profile somewhat. I also think he's very likely to be in Mike Flanagan's upcoming Edgar Allen Poe project and there's a rumor he's going to be in HBO's upcoming Stranger Things-like adaptation of the "Misfit City" graphic novels. So he's keeping plenty busy.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||October 18, 2021 12:55 AM|
For the poster who said his smile isn't cute.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||November 16, 2021 10:39 PM|
R10, same reason BTS is huge. Teen girls don't yet want "men." They want "vulnerable" looking.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||November 16, 2021 10:43 PM|
Yes, you're right. They call them "soft boys" and they're non-threatening, unlike guys who look like OJ-C.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||November 16, 2021 10:47 PM|
Teen girls like dyke looking guys.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||November 16, 2021 10:56 PM|
At 35, it sounds like he missed the boat during the super hero universe casting calls. If you’re a male actor in your 30’s and you’re not a super hero yet, Hollywood won’t know what to do with you.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||November 16, 2021 11:11 PM|
OMG, grow up and leave these little girls alone and let them like whoever they want.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||November 16, 2021 11:14 PM|
I don't think it was for lack of trying: he's said he likes superhero movies and according to IMDB, he was considered for a few superhero roles but just didn't get them and lost out to other people. But Marvel has approximately one million TV shows and movies scheduled for the next 5 years so who knows.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||November 16, 2021 11:16 PM|
This one would be more for one night stand, and Timmy for relationship.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||November 16, 2021 11:22 PM|
He looks porny, not movie starry.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||November 17, 2021 12:20 AM|
Timothee for marriage this one for hook up.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||November 17, 2021 12:21 AM|
R81 how many times are you going to make the same comment? Just curious!
|by Anonymous||reply 82||November 17, 2021 12:23 AM|
Relationship evolved in marriage in meantime, can't you see. I is not the same.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||November 17, 2021 12:25 AM|
Next Timmy and I will have the twins.
And monogamous marriage, so this one has to go out of the picture.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||November 17, 2021 12:27 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 85||November 17, 2021 12:53 AM|
Having a hairy chest was considered ultra-masculine back in the day. I prayed for one but I didn't grow it. I don't understand why his chest is considered too hairy. I'd run my fingertips through it, hoping I'd see a huge bush and a helmet-headed cock when I unbuttoned his pants and pulled his zipper down. The inside of my mouth would have calluses from all the friction.
Colt Studios would have gone bankrupt if no one valued a hairy body. It's been going strong after 54 years, and counting.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||November 17, 2021 12:55 AM|
He's hot as fuck. I love his hairy chest. My money's on this one being a shhhhhhh-wait-for-it: FRIEND OF DOROTHY
|by Anonymous||reply 87||November 17, 2021 1:00 AM|
Because being hot doesn't mean you're a good actor.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||November 17, 2021 1:39 AM|
Not saying he's the second coming of Daniel Day Lewis or anything, but he's been good in everything I've seen him in.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||November 17, 2021 2:19 AM|
R18 Some of you are LITERALLY Nellie Oleson.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||November 18, 2021 2:02 AM|
I'll be a nellie if he lets me bury my nose in his abundant bush and suck his dick.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||November 18, 2021 4:12 AM|
He would be great in Lady Chatterly’s Lover
|by Anonymous||reply 92||November 18, 2021 5:02 AM|
Still stanning Ariana Grande I see.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||November 18, 2021 5:26 AM|
I guess his role in Maggie Gyllenhaal's the lost daughter is a minor one: he hasn't gone to any of the fests it has played and on the studio's FYC site Paul Mescal is being pushed for supporting and no mention of OJC.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||November 18, 2021 5:27 AM|
I've heard he's only in a handful of scenes in "The Lost Daughter," but I think he didn't go to any of the fests because he was working full-time recording the new Apple TV+ series he's on called "Surface." It mostly filmed in Canada where until recently they were uptight about foreigners re-entering, even vaccinated ones.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||November 18, 2021 5:32 AM|
Where is Timotay a huge star with the tweens/teens?
Until Dune, all he's done is "art house hits".
And, teen girls aren't thronging to Dune, which at best, is a minor Covid era sorta hit.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||November 18, 2021 5:46 AM|
He was sexy as hell in The Lost Daughter. Oozes sex.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||November 18, 2021 5:50 AM|
Oliver follows Timmy on Instagram lol
|by Anonymous||reply 98||November 18, 2021 5:54 AM|
Based on the projects I've seen him in, he only learned to act in the last few years. He might as well have been a cigar store Indian on that Dracula show.
Notable that all his social media have been scrubbed of Pride posts since Haunting of Hill House debuted. Would an actor who's a straight ally do that?
|by Anonymous||reply 99||November 18, 2021 6:15 AM|
Saw The Lost Daughter and he's attractive in it, but you never really see him close-up, except for like one scene.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||November 18, 2021 6:36 AM|
R99 I don't think he's straight, but the one Pride post that he posted on his feed is still there, as is all his promotion for "Man in an Orange Shirt" which he still mentions in interviews in 2021 as something he's really proud of. All other pride posts he made were in his Instagram stories, where he posts most of his personal content.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||November 18, 2021 7:33 AM|
Because Bryan Singer likes 'em young, and David Geffen doesn't care for hairy assholes.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||November 18, 2021 7:41 AM|
He looks like what would happen if Jake Gyllenhaal and Andy Samburg had a baby. Which is fine with me!
|by Anonymous||reply 103||November 18, 2021 7:48 AM|
Maybe he's an Ariana *and* CMBYN stan!
|by Anonymous||reply 104||November 18, 2021 10:55 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 105||November 18, 2021 12:45 PM|
R61 So so bland - both guys….
|by Anonymous||reply 106||November 19, 2021 7:07 AM|
"Because Timothée is a boyish, sensitive thespian "
correction: ".... is a boyish, sensitive lesbian"
|by Anonymous||reply 107||November 19, 2021 7:11 AM|
R107 Your father was a lesbian while he knocked out your mother. That is why you have no balls.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||November 19, 2021 8:14 AM|
R106 if that's bland to you, who do you think is exciting? Michiel is hot as hell. Funny enough I don't think he and Oliver are close at all, not like Oliver is with Victoria Pedretti.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||November 19, 2021 10:11 AM|
DLers! Go to his movies—buy the theater out if you have to! It's up to us to make him a STAH!
|by Anonymous||reply 110||November 19, 2021 1:55 PM|
Sexy for sure but he makes a better model than actor.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||November 19, 2021 7:47 PM|
So what I am learning is that Dataloungers like OP believe that if you are especially handsome and sexy, you are automatically deserving of stardom. It's no wonder dataloungers are so obsessed with soap operas.
Also, I'm learning that according to Datalounge there are only two male actors in the world, Timothée Chalamet and Oliver Jackson-Cohen, and that the former has the career the latter deserves (as if they would ever be up for the same roles) because the latter is sexier and better looking.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||November 19, 2021 7:52 PM|
R112 thank you for that recap - everyone loves people who take things ultra literally and then are condescending about it!
|by Anonymous||reply 113||November 20, 2021 12:18 AM|
[quote] Because Timothée is a boyish, sensitive thespian who can convincingly play quirky and huggable roles,
There’s nothing huggable about that cadaver…
Gimme an Oliver Jackson-Cohen sandwich any day.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||November 20, 2021 12:54 AM|