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Movies to Watch if You Want to See Matt Damon’s Ass

[quote] i didn’t think there would be this many but i’m not gonna act like i’m mad about it

The Martian doesn't count because it was an ass double. Behind the Candelabra is not mentioned apparently because it didn't receive a US theatrical release.

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by Anonymousreply 24October 19, 2021 1:57 AM

his ass looked best in School Ties

by Anonymousreply 1October 14, 2021 3:31 AM

School Ties ... The Damon Butt makes its grand entrance.

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by Anonymousreply 2October 14, 2021 3:32 AM

Damon and Affleck are on The Tonight Show tonight.

by Anonymousreply 3October 14, 2021 3:39 AM

His ass was manipulated digitally in Behind the Candelabra.

by Anonymousreply 4October 15, 2021 3:54 AM

I'm sure his that ass has been digitally manipulated before.

by Anonymousreply 5October 15, 2021 4:11 AM


by Anonymousreply 6October 16, 2021 12:42 AM

Butt bump.

by Anonymousreply 7October 17, 2021 6:41 PM

Based on the School Ties scene, his butt is unimpressive. Really average, at best.

by Anonymousreply 8October 17, 2021 6:44 PM

His best because he’s playing himself.

by Anonymousreply 9October 17, 2021 6:45 PM

[quote] Based on the School Ties scene, his butt is unimpressive. Really average, at best.

Completely agree. It blossomed later when he started gaining weight/muscle.

by Anonymousreply 10October 17, 2021 6:54 PM

"Les Fesses Feminines."

by Anonymousreply 11October 17, 2021 7:05 PM

[quote] "Les Fesses Feminines." —His Unreleased French Film (2009)

I’ve never heard of this one. Why wasn’t it released? Was it not released in the U.S. or everywhere?

by Anonymousreply 12October 17, 2021 7:22 PM

"A Man and a Womanly Ass" was shelved alongside "Le Jour Ou Pleura le Clown" as too soppy and tasteless.

by Anonymousreply 13October 17, 2021 7:54 PM

[quote] "A Man and a Womanly Ass"

I hadn’t heard of this one either. Please tell us about these films.

by Anonymousreply 14October 17, 2021 8:27 PM

His ass can act but his face can’t.

by Anonymousreply 15October 17, 2021 9:26 PM

[quote] His ass can act but his face can’t.

Matt Damon’s butt is to thank for the sound of ‘Bourne Identity’

“The whole key to Bourne in 2002 was Matt Damon”s ass.”

That”s what composer John Powell told the Comic-Con crowd during a panel today.

Powell recalled that when he first wrote some of the score of Bourne Identity, he got the feedback that the music was too fast-paced.

But “[Bourne]”s not in a rush. A lot of it was really based on the speed of Matt Damon”s buttocks. That”s where the main riff came from,” Powell said on the panel of film and TV composers, called Musical Anatomy of a Superhero.

Seriously, watch those movies closely and you”ll see this guy doesn”t break a sweat. Damon had to have the least ADR for grunts of effort of any action hero. He doesn”t need to run. He doesn”t need to catch his breath. Cause he”s that badass.

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by Anonymousreply 16October 17, 2021 9:30 PM

He looks like a tree elf. Is he part Keebler?

by Anonymousreply 17October 17, 2021 9:34 PM

[quote] He looks like a tree elf.

Like this, R17?

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by Anonymousreply 18October 17, 2021 9:40 PM

A couple of these movies are unfamiliar to me.

by Anonymousreply 19October 17, 2021 10:37 PM

Damon can.

by Anonymousreply 20October 18, 2021 1:58 AM

Who can forget?

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by Anonymousreply 21October 18, 2021 2:12 AM

[quote] Who can forget?

I can. I still recoil in disgust.

by Anonymousreply 22October 18, 2021 4:35 AM

He’s fat.

by Anonymousreply 23October 18, 2021 6:50 AM

That’s got to be some sweet stuff.

by Anonymousreply 24October 19, 2021 1:57 AM
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