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Who's Watching the Blue Origin Launch with Captain Kirk?

Anybody seen any footage of these Amazon/Blue Origin employees who go up with Bezos, now Shatner? They ooze douchiness. I can't quite put my fingers on it, maybe it's how they keep a streaming cam on themselves when their in the car headed to the launch site, or the idiot woman grinning like a moron, waving out of the window of the truck like she's in a parade. Or the way the guy poses for the paps standing in front of the rocket. I don't think the rocket looks like a giant penis as much as it looks like a massive douch applicator.

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by Anonymousreply 21October 14, 2021 4:16 AM

I hope he dies up there. Wouldn't that be something?

by Anonymousreply 1October 13, 2021 2:27 PM


by Anonymousreply 2October 13, 2021 2:32 PM

T minus 12 minutes til for the giant space cock liftoff!

by Anonymousreply 3October 13, 2021 2:33 PM

I hope our William doesn’t get raped by Aliens 👽

by Anonymousreply 4October 13, 2021 2:38 PM

^Concerned Blue Origin Team Mom

by Anonymousreply 5October 13, 2021 2:41 PM

I hope he does, R4!!

by Anonymousreply 6October 13, 2021 2:45 PM

Fuck him.

by Anonymousreply 7October 13, 2021 2:48 PM

It's taking off.....now

by Anonymousreply 8October 13, 2021 2:49 PM

What's with the flames? Did it explode?

by Anonymousreply 9October 13, 2021 2:50 PM

They made it back safely, about to open the hatch.

by Anonymousreply 10October 13, 2021 3:04 PM

The booster landing on target was very impressive.

by Anonymousreply 11October 13, 2021 3:13 PM

I wonder if Shatner shat himself?

by Anonymousreply 12October 13, 2021 3:19 PM

Amazon PR voice that all the networks used with the live footage: "Boy. are those having the time of their life." And isn't that what space travel is all about. Having the money and using it to benefit no one. Fuck these people.

by Anonymousreply 13October 13, 2021 3:29 PM

Are we supposed to be impressed by these brief, 10 minute jaunts? Booooooring.

by Anonymousreply 14October 13, 2021 3:31 PM

He boldly went where thousands of people have gone before.

by Anonymousreply 15October 13, 2021 3:33 PM

there were 2 paying customers onboard. I wonder how much they paid ?!

by Anonymousreply 16October 13, 2021 3:35 PM

Shatner hugged Bezos, and since Bezos is an evil lizard, it took everything for him not to eat Shatner.

by Anonymousreply 17October 13, 2021 4:11 PM

I thought it was very impressive and he was eloquent afterward.

by Anonymousreply 18October 13, 2021 4:16 PM

I bet George Takei is spitting nails right about now.

by Anonymousreply 19October 13, 2021 4:28 PM

R13, may I introduce you to Gil-Scott Heron's "Whitey on the Moon."

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by Anonymousreply 20October 13, 2021 4:33 PM

One Rich Entitled Prick Engaging In A PR Stunt for Another Entitled Prick!

Wake me when they're done with their congratulatory sucking of each other's cocks!

by Anonymousreply 21October 14, 2021 4:16 AM
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