Anybody seen any footage of these Amazon/Blue Origin employees who go up with Bezos, now Shatner? They ooze douchiness. I can't quite put my fingers on it, maybe it's how they keep a streaming cam on themselves when their in the car headed to the launch site, or the idiot woman grinning like a moron, waving out of the window of the truck like she's in a parade. Or the way the guy poses for the paps standing in front of the rocket. I don't think the rocket looks like a giant penis as much as it looks like a massive douch applicator.
Who's Watching the Blue Origin Launch with Captain Kirk?
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| by Anonymous | reply 21 | October 14, 2021 4:16 AM |
I hope he dies up there. Wouldn't that be something?
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 13, 2021 2:27 PM |
BOTTOMS UP 🚀
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 13, 2021 2:32 PM |
T minus 12 minutes til for the giant space cock liftoff!
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 13, 2021 2:33 PM |
I hope our William doesn’t get raped by Aliens 👽
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 13, 2021 2:38 PM |
^Concerned Blue Origin Team Mom
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 13, 2021 2:41 PM |
I hope he does, R4!!
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 13, 2021 2:45 PM |
Fuck him.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 13, 2021 2:48 PM |
It's taking off.....now
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 13, 2021 2:49 PM |
What's with the flames? Did it explode?
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 13, 2021 2:50 PM |
They made it back safely, about to open the hatch.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 13, 2021 3:04 PM |
The booster landing on target was very impressive.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 13, 2021 3:13 PM |
I wonder if Shatner shat himself?
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 13, 2021 3:19 PM |
Amazon PR voice that all the networks used with the live footage: "Boy. are those having the time of their life." And isn't that what space travel is all about. Having the money and using it to benefit no one. Fuck these people.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 13, 2021 3:29 PM |
Are we supposed to be impressed by these brief, 10 minute jaunts? Booooooring.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 13, 2021 3:31 PM |
He boldly went where thousands of people have gone before.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 13, 2021 3:33 PM |
there were 2 paying customers onboard. I wonder how much they paid ?!
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 13, 2021 3:35 PM |
Shatner hugged Bezos, and since Bezos is an evil lizard, it took everything for him not to eat Shatner.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 13, 2021 4:11 PM |
I thought it was very impressive and he was eloquent afterward.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 13, 2021 4:16 PM |
I bet George Takei is spitting nails right about now.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 13, 2021 4:28 PM |
R13, may I introduce you to Gil-Scott Heron's "Whitey on the Moon."
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 13, 2021 4:33 PM |
One Rich Entitled Prick Engaging In A PR Stunt for Another Entitled Prick!
Wake me when they're done with their congratulatory sucking of each other's cocks!
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | October 14, 2021 4:16 AM |