Last night I had the worst Grindr hookup EVER!!!

I don't use dating apps. I don't go on many dates as other because of it , but they never end up like this. You can't shop for dates thorough a catalog.

Was he vaccinated?

[quote] Was he vaccinated?

No idea.

But he was wearing a mask.

I think the most infuriating part about this was that HE decided that I was unacceptable.

If I had said what I really wanted to say, it would have gotten ugly.

Order cheap takeout and you get cheap takeout, dumbass.

I'm trying to find some sympathy for you, OP, I really am.

It almost makes you wonder if sex is worth it. Never had anything that bad really, but that spark can’t be manufactured.

[quote] he's older than he claimed to be (31), bald, fat, and hairy.

Lol. You just described 99% of online hook ups.

That sure doesn't make me miss hookup apps. I once drove 30 minutes out of my way just for this guy to want to jerk off and that's it. I could have stayed home and done that, dick head.

Dumbass, you were just not up to his standards. He did not want you, called it. No big deal. You are just not as hot as you think you are.

[quote] It almost makes you wonder if sex is worth it.

It came on the heels of a hookup last Saturday night, which was one of my very best, R6.

So it's really hit or miss.

I guess I was hoping that "lightning would strike twice," but clearly it didn't.

I must mention that both encounters were "blind" meetings with no pictures. We just gave our stats.

Interestingly, the Saturday night hook up stated that he was older (38), but he looked younger than his stated age.

Last night's hook up claimed to be much younger (31), but looked much older.

I was just completely repulsed by this guy from last night, that I still can't get it out of my head.

Hire massage whores.

Are you describing Trump?

OP, I’ve been there. It’s irritating as hell.

By the way, THIS is why hookup apps are bullshit and no substitute at all for in-person cruising.

[quote] Interestingly, the Saturday night hook up stated that he was older (38), but he looked younger than his stated age.

I'm still basking in the glow of this guy.

He was very masculine, hairy chest, well built, and a nice big, THICK cock..

And this guy really knew how to work it.

It's amazing sometimes that you just get lucky with a no picture encounter.

Did anyone fart?

Were turkey meatballs involved?

[quote]I was just completely repulsed by this guy from last night

yet still willing to screw him. this is called sex addiction. who has sex with someone that they are repulsed by? A straight man said to me once that men will screw anyone even if they have to put a bag over the other persons head.

OP must have queefed uncontrollably since the guy kept interrupting her shit session.

I condole you, OP.

If I had been you and opened the door to some mook who was nothing like what he described I would have just said "nope, ain't gonna happen", and slammed the door in his face.

Is there a point to your post?

Other than that you can't get an ugly guy hard. That's embarrassing, for you.

Do you think he's going to come back to terrorize you, or maybe trick or treat you on Halloween, OP? He only lives a mile away.

Let me look around

and help you find the self esteem to say no to some old fat fuggo

I don’t understand. If he was repulsive, why did you let him in??

Or at least make up some reason to get him to leave, like “I’m sorry. I just realized the warranty on my air fryer just lapsed.”

Or "I'm sorry, I just developed explosive diarrhea."

[quote]Last night I had the worst Grindr hookup EVER!!!

You think that’s bad? Last night I couldn’t get to sleep at all, no, no. The sleeping pill I took was just a waste of time.

24 posts in, and no "0/10 EST" post.

Probably because this rings really too true.

Cannot for the life of me understand why anyone would invite a guy sight unseen into ones own home, and, worse yet, consent to sex when the guy was fug and had misrepresented himself. You must be fucking desperate, OP.

5/10

5 points for palpable emotions of bitterness and resentment, plus a nadir of self-esteem.

someone did a faceless hookup and is disappointed and angry?

Sounds like they had a face hookup and that was part of the problem.

This is probably the classic hook up app experience. You don't know what you are going to get. I want to shower from just reading this.

He sounds charmless and it also sounds like seeing one picture would’ve spared you the whole thing.

If they have lied about age, don't let them in your house for god's sake. He had promised mega meat too, one assumes.

[quote] If I had been you and opened the door to some mook who was nothing like what he described I would have just said "nope, ain't gonna happen", and slammed the door in his face.

I would have a very hard time doing that. It's just not the way I am.

I am not a very picky person, so usually if a guy even has some redeeming qualities, I can work with it.

The problem was this guy's imperious attitude, especially given his looks. It was a such a huge fucking turnoff.

[quote] Is there a point to your post?

Anger. Frustration.

[quote] Other than that you can't get an ugly guy hard. That's embarrassing, for you.

Weird how you don't see any problem with the rude and obnoxious guy who lied about his age.

[quote] Do you think he's going to come back to terrorize you, or maybe trick or treat you on Halloween, OP? He only lives a mile away.

Not really. Especially since HE was the one who decided to leave. Rofl.

[quote] He sounds charmless and it also sounds like seeing one picture would’ve spared you the whole thing.

Not necessarily

A few months ago, I met up with a guy who had a very handsome face, and the way that his photo was taken, he looked like he was maybe just "husky."

When I met him face to face, he was HUGE. Like... HUGE.

He kept writing that in his messages to me, and I kept saying, it's okay. But I really never expected to him to be that big, based on his photo.

So even with a photo, you can't be totally sure of what you're going to get.

Online hookups require serious drugs.

Oh, dear. I don't even share drinks with people I don't know.

@ weeks ago I actually followed through on a double list hook up. First time in years I actually cruised online,but I was bored and hornier than usual. The guy had posted pics of a husky,hairy seemingly butch "redneck" with an average cock .Claimed to be 60 as well. I drive to his house,he opens the door .My first inclination was to tell him "You fucking liar" and leave. The pics he posted had to be 10-15 years old if they were a day . I think he sensed I was getting ready to bolt cause he said "come on in and smoke some weed with me" . So against my better judgement (I am a weed pig ) I go in and we sit on his bed and he smokes some very good weed with me. At that point I figure "Okay ,hes 70,not 60 but I am stoned so..." He drops his sweatpants and Im still not sure who's cock pic he used but it sure wasnt that nub. I said "Sorry,Ive developed a headache" and flew out the front door . Never again will I cruise online.

R37 I just don't understand why people feel the need to lie like that.

It's really disgusting.

If you would like about that, what else are you lying about?

I somewhat admire the chutzpah of a lying micro-dicked stoner of 75, on the make.

OP Fat old ugly bottoms like you (beggars) can’t be choosers.

OP I completely believe you, but please explain why you do completely sight-unseen hookups. As you say above photos can certainly flatter and mislead; or be completely out of date, but at least you have some idea of who will be showing up.

There are some guys out there whose whole sex life is pity fucks. They have it in their head that they're just unfuckable so they lie.

When I could tell them that no one is literally unfuckable. I've seen the ugliest motherfuckers on earth wallow in attention.

[quote] OP I completely believe you, but please explain why you do completely sight-unseen hookups

Because I don't send out my own photo, R42.

I have been catfished a million times, then there are trollish picture collectors, assholes you will post your photo all over the internet, etc.

So because I won't send out my own photo, I don't ask anyone to send me theirs.

It sucks a bit because you eliminate a large percentage of people who refuse to meet without a photo.

However, it works for me. And the funny thing is that I get laid fairly often, even without sending my photo.

As you can see, sometimes these are HUGE misses, but I've hooked up with some really hot guys, as well.

I never sent a photo when I used to cruise Craigslist, and I got laid a TON back then. Lots of cute closeted guys were willing to meet blind. Those are the ones who really didn't give a shit what the other guy looked like, because they just wanted to blow their load.

Don't you have a peephole in your door so you don't have to let them in if you don't like what you see? Of course that wouldn't solve the puny cocklet problem.

Grandpa - how old are you???? You are living in luddite delusion. NOBODY is a "trollish picture collector" collecting pics of average middle age and old blokes. Face pictures.

No-one is an "asshole posting your photo all over the internet" - you - an old whore. Nobody is collecting and posting your photos. NOBODY.

Whatever, R46.

I just don't want my picture out there. Period.

And I'm not the only one.

Go on Grindr and see all the blank profile photos.

There are lots of us out there.

I think R46's self-loathing is showing.

Nobody is collecting your face pic and posting it around the internet, gramps.

R48 speak for yourself, dimwit.

R47 sure jan, most send a face pic in messages , you are just a paranoid and very stupid bottom whore!

Sounds like you and he deserve each other OP.

I don’t feel bad about being celibate when I read this shit.

Meet them at a public place nearby first. Then you can decide if you want to invite them to your home.

[quote]I must mention that both encounters were "blind" meetings with no pictures.

No sympathy.

[quote]Feeling charitable, I just went with it.

DEFINITELY no sympathy.

LOL at this pathetic slut thinking people would be on it’s side.

Frankly, things could have been a lot worse. At least you know this guy won't be stalking you or obsessed with you.

Wow, so glad I'm not in the sex-seeking game. I have only admiration for people who can hack it. I can't feel attracted to someone unless I really like them and that's when I start to see their redeeming qualities (they can sing, nice eyes, great personality). When I don't like someone, all I can see is their faults.

R49 is showing us his technique for reeling them in on the apps. It's why he's hate-posting on the DL instead of fucking.

Two weeks ago I had my first Grindr hookup in almost two years. He is a young guy who works in the building across the street from me. We exchanged face pics, etc. and set a time and place. We were just going to do oral (my blowing him). He showed up chunkier than his pics, but had a cute face. I felt his dick through his shorts and silently yipped with happiness. Until he pulled his underwear down. It was nice, except the poor boy suffers from phimosis. Bad.

So I was working my oral magic and he started directing me. Nah, I don't want to suck your balls. No, I'm not sticking my finger up your butt. And he was a talker. Ugh. When he called me his "bitch daddy," I was done. I stood up and told him he had to leave. He left without saying anything, but then he started messaging me on the app. Jeeezus, over and over and over. He asked to meet up again every day last week then started again yesterday. I told him, no thank you, and he sent a rolling eyes emoji, so I blocked him. Today he messaged me from a new account.

If the occasional unbelievably fantastic hook ups did not happen, I would be off Grindr. But at least once a month, I have a hook up that blows my mind.

Ugh, phimosis, AND he called you “bitch daddy”? What even is a “bitch daddy”?

[quote] It's amazing sometimes that you just get lucky with a no picture encounter.

But, it's rare.

I would say, with all my hooking up, only twice was I pleasantly surprised with no picture encounters--one was an absolute 10 of a man (he didn't have a pic because he was hiding his cheating from a bf). These was at the start of apps when many didn't show a pic. Extremely disappointing encounters with no- picture-men are far outnumber the good encounters so I won't do them any more.

When I started using the apps, I used to a use a picture I copied off the internet of a guy who looked like me--not my actual picture. I didn't like that some said I looked much better in person than in the pic.

Once I saw my straight friends showing their real faces on the straight apps, I thought, why should I be embarrassed if they're not??

You guys are so shallow. I’d rather not get fucked than put up with this BS.

R52 nailed it. WTF invite someone over sight unseen?

[quote] Meet them at a public place nearby first. Then you can decide if you want to invite them to your home.

alot of people won't go for that because who has the time when you're hrny

So many guys on Manhunt still posting photos from twenty years ago.

Is Manhunt still a thing?

It's amazing how many guys think taking a raw load up your ass from a stranger is fine but meeting in a park to see if you like each other is too much work.

Lol r67 drag them

Of all my blind Grindr meets, only 10% show up and we part ways. It's a calculated game for me. 9/10 times, the guy is good looking. 3/10 times he is gorgeous. I'm okay with walking away 1/10 times. My standards might be low, but they exist.

[quote] I just don't understand why people feel the need to lie like that

really???? are you new to DL where everyone is judged by their looks and the size of their cock.

I learned a long time ago not to meet up with anyone who ignore reasonable requests. It ends up never being worth it.

It's also amazing how *many guys have a porn script in their mind about how things have to go and if you deviate from that script even an inch, they aren't interested.

never felt more lucky to be a gay female bc reading this shit is so damn sad lmao🙈

women on the apps are generally quite clean as a rule/don’t ask for freaky shit the first time out and rarely lie about their bodies this much (and no one really cares about like vulva width or or cup size or ‘shaved?’ or anything). face filters can get kinda misleading sometimes but then many girls are pretty naturally even if theyre j secure n cover it up so??

ya get what ya pay for, buddy

R73, do women lie often about their age? A lot of gays do it as they get older and I find it so damn annoying.

R75 over college age yh they do tbh. but the funny thing is that is doesn’t matter and cancels out bc we all do it and for the same reason (not sex related, more to do w/sexISM). so if sth seems suspicious normally u can safely guess or figure out her real age just by subtracting 3-5 years.

that said women tend to lie to men and/or the public about this more consistently. between women in private its often different, we dont need to hide so much

I MISS CRAIGSLIST!!" When I was working and meeting clients(esp. in Philly) I used Craigslist. Soooo many police& Firemen, plus city workers, and CC Lawyers.(nobody ever posted a photo). My CC Philly Condo is 4 bks from the firehouse at 22nd-Markets Sts. Some of those firemen told their buddies. One of the bartenders at the Irish Pub at 20th& Walnut sts used to stop by after work at 3am(sometimes with a buddy-horny drunk Penn-Drexel guy). Good times!!

[quote]so if sth seems suspicious normally u can safely guess or figure out her real age just by subtracting 3-5 years.

That's nothing. A lot of gays think nothing of shaving 10-15 years off once they hit their mid to late 40s. I wish I were joking. It seems to have gotten worse the past 5 years. Guys in the early 50s will say they're in their late 30s. Guys in their 60s will say they're in their late 40s. It's ridiculous.

I don't believe a word of anything someone 50+ years old, says in this thread, or online.

I meant to finish - or online cruise sites.

Poor OP. The usual whore's complaints.

[quote] A lot of gays think nothing of shaving 10-15 years off once they hit their mid to late 40s. I wish I were joking. It seems to have gotten worse the past 5 years. Guys in the early 50s will say they're in their late 30s. Guys in their 60s will say they're in their late 40s. It's ridiculous.

You are absolutely telling the truth R78 and it's fucking HORRIBLE.

Do you even realize how sickening it is, to meet someone who said they were 30 years old, but is clearly FIFTY years old?

It's more than just upsetting. It makes you fucking ANGRY.

The delusion is GREAT in the gay community, and it's no wonder there are so many horrible encounters.

Everyone just LIES. Go with that concept, and your life will be much easier.

Why'd you let this guy in your house if he falsely represented himself? And why would you waste time trying to get someone hard that you weren't attracted to? You gave him all the power in the situation. You should learn to like yourself more, you dirty whore.

One day I met up with a guy where I work. He said he was 20 and when he walked in, I was taken aback. He was beautiful.

He came in a nanosecond, and got up to get dressed. When he put on his backpack, I noticed a logo on it from a kind of famous high school, so I asked if he went there. He confessed that he was going there; he was in Model UN and they had a break, so he fired up Grindr. He said he was a junior, so 16-17 years old. Suddenly the afterglow of a great quickie turned to a knot in my stomach. I told him he should not be hooking up on Grindr, since he had to be 18 to use it. He shrugged and said thank you, then he tried to kiss me. I was disgusted with myself.

Not sure why you decided to share that story, R84.

Lol.

R84 They have an episode of "Friends" called The one with the ick factor. Monica is 26 and has sex with a 17 year old high school boy who said he was 22. It's an odd episode but might make you feel better knowing stuff like that happens.

I keep getting banned from Grindr. I hate how it forces you to use a phone number to verify. My phone number or fake ones won’t work.

R87 - Get a Burner phone number. Most guys use them on hookup/dating apps.

R88 I’ve tried those but it still is recognized as an invalid number by Grindr for some reason.

You win some, you lose some on dating/hookup apps. Better luck next time.

He's somewhere posting "Last night I had the best Grindr hookup EVER!!!"

R88, that costs $50 a year

is that a lot of money? it seems to offer a lot of value for the price.

Damn I miss CL, though I still have a bi, married to a woman FB who I see occasionally.

He’s got a great, spotlessly clean uncut cock. And he worships mine.