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Lizzo wears shear dress and shows off her curves at Cardi B’s bash

She loves showing off her curves! I guess good for her. Love the color.

Her face looks pretty.

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by Anonymousreply 195October 20, 2021 9:55 PM
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by Anonymousreply 1October 12, 2021 6:46 PM

I'm not anti fat people but a thin woman wearing that would be in bad taste so this just compounds it. Too bad nobody has standards any more but it would be nice not to be subjected to people's exhibitionism if you don't want to be. Put some clothes on.

by Anonymousreply 2October 12, 2021 6:49 PM

Captain Ahab's wet dream

by Anonymousreply 3October 12, 2021 6:51 PM

Those fucking trotters are too fat for shoes now?!

by Anonymousreply 4October 12, 2021 6:53 PM

Oh, my eyes!!!!!!

I honestly don't have any issues with large women, but this image is seared on my retinas.

by Anonymousreply 5October 12, 2021 6:55 PM

We would like to apologize for that.

by Anonymousreply 6October 12, 2021 6:55 PM

Lipstick on a pig. (Sorry for the insult, pigs!)

by Anonymousreply 7October 12, 2021 7:00 PM

Put her on the keto diet.

by Anonymousreply 8October 12, 2021 7:20 PM

Is she showing her pussy? Doesn’t look like she’s wearing underwear.

by Anonymousreply 9October 12, 2021 7:23 PM

More chocolate rolls than a Christmas bakery!

by Anonymousreply 10October 12, 2021 7:26 PM

She's a great big fat person.

by Anonymousreply 11October 12, 2021 7:26 PM

She is wearing a g-string, r9.

by Anonymousreply 12October 12, 2021 7:27 PM

Yes, the g-string is somewhere in there. And whoever spots it first wins the prize.

by Anonymousreply 13October 12, 2021 7:29 PM

She looks like Desiree from Little Britain

by Anonymousreply 14October 12, 2021 7:33 PM

The picture of her backside shows she is not wearing a g-string.

by Anonymousreply 15October 12, 2021 7:36 PM

OP writes for the DailyMail.

by Anonymousreply 16October 12, 2021 7:42 PM

What does she use for toilet seat covers? I can't imagine her pulling one out and placing it anywhere it's gonna help her skin not touch the seat.

by Anonymousreply 17October 12, 2021 7:46 PM

Stunning!

As in, I feel just like I've been hit with a stun gun.

by Anonymousreply 18October 12, 2021 7:46 PM

Lizzo puts on a busty display and shows off her curvy pins as she steps out on the town.

by Anonymousreply 19October 12, 2021 7:50 PM

What a trashy, low-class tart Lizzo is.

by Anonymousreply 20October 12, 2021 7:50 PM

Brunning and Stave!

by Anonymousreply 21October 12, 2021 7:54 PM

last time she pulled this act and got called out for it, she made mention of people acting like this because she's black

by Anonymousreply 22October 12, 2021 7:55 PM

Where's the DailyMail when we need them.

by Anonymousreply 23October 12, 2021 7:59 PM

The photo itself is fascinating. It looks like she's twins (Lizzo and Jizzo?). Is that her date she is gripping? Or maybe he's a food truck vendor and she's making the FEED ME sign with her fingers?

And who is that leopard woman 10 paces behind her- Mom?

I'm going to print this out and tape it to my fridge for every time I want to get a snack.

by Anonymousreply 24October 12, 2021 8:03 PM

It's just another episode of "The Fat and the Frisky".

by Anonymousreply 25October 12, 2021 8:03 PM

She looks like one of the ballerina hippos from Disney's "Fantasia". You know, the one to Ponchielli's "Dance of the Hours"?

by Anonymousreply 26October 12, 2021 8:07 PM

I assume the G-string is concealed within the fat folds. It must be difficult to extract when it needs to be laundered.

by Anonymousreply 27October 12, 2021 8:08 PM

The backside clearly shows there is no g-string hidden in the fat folds.

by Anonymousreply 28October 12, 2021 8:11 PM

I don't think she needs a g-string - her fat rolls obscure her vagina.

by Anonymousreply 29October 12, 2021 8:12 PM

Further proof that we're trapped in a John Waters fever dream. One where Grizelda Brown borrows Dawn Davenport's wedding dress and dyes it purple.

by Anonymousreply 30October 12, 2021 8:15 PM

Maybe she’s wearing a Shibue instead of a g-string? For the love of all things holy, I really hope so!

by Anonymousreply 31October 12, 2021 8:31 PM

First the pix of the shingles guy and now this. When will the DL horror show end?

by Anonymousreply 32October 12, 2021 8:35 PM

Notice the fingers-tongue gesture. Would a man on the red carpet be permitted to do this.

by Anonymousreply 33October 12, 2021 8:39 PM

Is it OK to call her a tard? No, not the R word. Tardigrade.

by Anonymousreply 34October 12, 2021 8:55 PM

This outfit would photograph much better without a flash in a darkened room.

by Anonymousreply 35October 12, 2021 8:59 PM

Of all this, what bothers me is her bare feet. Slave vibes 🥺

by Anonymousreply 36October 12, 2021 9:00 PM

You don't need a g-string when you've got a gunt.

by Anonymousreply 37October 12, 2021 9:27 PM

I also wanted to ask if she was wearing any kind of panty. What is a shibou?

by Anonymousreply 38October 12, 2021 9:30 PM

I have those same hips!

by Anonymousreply 39October 12, 2021 9:33 PM

R38 It’s a stick on panty that covers the vagine but doesn’t go in your butt like a g-string. Similar to a Cuchini.

by Anonymousreply 40October 12, 2021 9:40 PM

I hope our dear Darfur Orphan doesn’t have to see this.

by Anonymousreply 41October 12, 2021 9:40 PM

WHY!? Just why?! Adults do not behave this way. I can’t; her size at this point isn’t relevant. She’s completely inappropriate.

by Anonymousreply 42October 12, 2021 9:50 PM

I would not board that train.

by Anonymousreply 43October 12, 2021 9:57 PM

Curves? I just see one thing - round.

by Anonymousreply 44October 12, 2021 10:01 PM

How does she clean her ass? Even a handheld showerhead couldn't get in there.

by Anonymousreply 45October 12, 2021 10:07 PM

Is this better or worse or about the same as Madonna’s performance in Harlem a couple nights ago?

Choose your answer carefully.

by Anonymousreply 46October 12, 2021 10:07 PM

God created clothing for a reason. Exhibit, A. Lizzo with upside down teats.

by Anonymousreply 47October 12, 2021 10:13 PM

Chris Evans now knows just how much he is missing.

by Anonymousreply 48October 12, 2021 10:14 PM

[quote] last time she pulled this act and got called out for it, she made mention of people acting like this because she's black

Oh, please. Lens Dunham, Tess Holliday and Chrissy Metz get a lot more shit than she does. And Chrissy would never let it all hang out like this...I'll give her credit for that.

by Anonymousreply 49October 12, 2021 10:15 PM

Dang woman, put some clothes on. You know it's bad when even I'm offended.

by Anonymousreply 50October 12, 2021 10:22 PM

Metz has people who care about her in her corner. Her hair and makeup always looks perfect.Her clothes are as attractive as that type of clothing ( fucking huge) can be. Dunham takes pleasure in looking hideous. Lizzo is proving hoochieism is a lifestyle choice.

by Anonymousreply 51October 12, 2021 10:26 PM

Too thin! Does she have anorexia?

by Anonymousreply 52October 12, 2021 10:26 PM

This is the end result of lower beauty and moral standards. Enjoy!

by Anonymousreply 53October 12, 2021 10:30 PM

I hope they didn’t serve chili dogs and beer.

by Anonymousreply 54October 12, 2021 10:31 PM

[quote] Lizzo wears shear dress

The word you want is "sheer."

by Anonymousreply 55October 12, 2021 10:42 PM

Cow. Pig. Moose.

by Anonymousreply 56October 12, 2021 10:47 PM

[quote]How does she clean her ass? Even a handheld showerhead couldn't get in there.

A toilet brush and a rag.

by Anonymousreply 57October 12, 2021 10:52 PM

[quote]Lizzo wears shear dress and shows off her curves

Enchanting.

by Anonymousreply 58October 12, 2021 10:53 PM

She has more folds than an Origami swan.

by Anonymousreply 59October 12, 2021 10:57 PM

When she hauls ass she has to make two trips.

by Anonymousreply 60October 12, 2021 10:59 PM

What if a guy did this? It’s offensive. I didn’t know she was this needy. Anything for fame.

by Anonymousreply 61October 12, 2021 11:03 PM

The Daily Mail chimes in!

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by Anonymousreply 62October 12, 2021 11:03 PM

From this angle you can see she's wearing underwear.

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by Anonymousreply 63October 12, 2021 11:05 PM

The dress is inappropriate for a fat or skinny person.

by Anonymousreply 64October 12, 2021 11:07 PM

There are some very hot straight guys who just love big, big, BIG girls. I've never figured that out. Sexuality is weird so I try not to be judgmental.

by Anonymousreply 65October 12, 2021 11:12 PM

R49 I don't get why Metz gets so much shit on here. She doesn't act obnoxious like the other fatties you mentioned, and as you said, stays covered up.

by Anonymousreply 66October 12, 2021 11:21 PM

R65 Do they? Or will they just fuck anything with a pussy?

by Anonymousreply 67October 12, 2021 11:22 PM

People are saying she missed the dance hall theme. What is a dance hall theme?

by Anonymousreply 68October 12, 2021 11:27 PM

I want to know which mattress set brand she uses/abuses.

by Anonymousreply 69October 12, 2021 11:28 PM

Considering how many rolls and folds she has R65 it’s like having multiple pussies to fuck.

by Anonymousreply 70October 12, 2021 11:29 PM

Reply 67, yes. Nothing a bag of Gold Metal won't help find.

by Anonymousreply 71October 12, 2021 11:30 PM

So anorexic.

by Anonymousreply 72October 12, 2021 11:42 PM

I just can't fathom what her and Chrissy eat to maintain that weight.

by Anonymousreply 73October 12, 2021 11:43 PM

Does her pussy stink?

by Anonymousreply 74October 12, 2021 11:44 PM

I Wash Myself With a Rag on a Stick

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by Anonymousreply 75October 12, 2021 11:44 PM

She’s currently in surgery having the g-string extricated.

by Anonymousreply 76October 12, 2021 11:45 PM

I got a strand of dental floss stuck in my teeth once. That thong is even more stuck!

by Anonymousreply 77October 12, 2021 11:46 PM

I wonder if the g-string will smell.

by Anonymousreply 78October 12, 2021 11:48 PM

[quote][R65] Do they? Or will they just fuck anything with a pussy?

You've really never met a Chubby Chaser, straight or gay?

by Anonymousreply 79October 12, 2021 11:50 PM

R79 Yes, but none of them were "hot" guys.

by Anonymousreply 80October 12, 2021 11:56 PM

[quote]Lizzo wears shear dress and shows off her curbs at Cardi B’s bash - or lack of them.

by Anonymousreply 81October 12, 2021 11:58 PM

I love her manatee stuck in a fishing net Halloween costume, well done Lizzo.

by Anonymousreply 82October 13, 2021 12:00 AM

The very first show I saw on Broadway was My Fat Friend with Lynn Redgrave and George Rose. Redgrave wore a fat suit in the first act and Rose was her gay best friend. Redgrave has a hot slim boyfriend and is terrified she will lose him because of her weight. At the end of the first act, she secretly goes away to what they used to call a fat farm. The second act opens several months later and Redgrave shows up without the fat suit, all svelte and pretty. It turns out her boyfriend is a chaser and is no longer interested.

by Anonymousreply 83October 13, 2021 12:02 AM

This is what happens when beauty standards are lowered. Those are not curves those are rolls of fat. She is an unhealthy obese chick daring us to call her out on her choice of dress.

by Anonymousreply 84October 13, 2021 12:04 AM

I am fat and can dress slutty and wind up looking nothing like that, sometimes a girl just wants to look slutty. Whatever. But, don't be fucking sloppy looking. Put some shoes on, stop being sloppy. Jesus.

by Anonymousreply 85October 13, 2021 12:19 AM

Life imitating art.

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by Anonymousreply 86October 13, 2021 1:08 AM

I thought she was eating cake on the left side of OP's pic.

by Anonymousreply 87October 13, 2021 1:36 AM

I'm sorry, but the truth is that that looks disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 88October 13, 2021 1:50 AM

R88, you're disgusted? Think about how the poor DRESS feels? It has to wick away her sweat for the night. THE HORROR!!!!

by Anonymousreply 89October 13, 2021 2:00 AM

[quote] How does she clean her ass? Even a handheld showerhead couldn't get in there.

That's what Filipina PAs are for!

by Anonymousreply 90October 13, 2021 2:04 AM

Just No. I'm all for her being comfortable with her weight, but there is no need to show it to us. Come on girl

by Anonymousreply 91October 13, 2021 2:06 AM

That dog will bite!

by Anonymousreply 92October 13, 2021 2:08 AM

You never hear about her music anymore. She seems to be a fad that has passed, despite the blistering jazz flute solos.

by Anonymousreply 93October 13, 2021 2:09 AM

The pasties are a nice touch...stay klassy. Morbidly obese is phat.

by Anonymousreply 94October 13, 2021 2:24 AM

Oh, to be that thin again.

by Anonymousreply 95October 13, 2021 2:33 AM

If she wore stilettos she might strike oil.

by Anonymousreply 96October 13, 2021 2:35 AM

[quote] "Too thin! Does she have anorexia? —C. Metz

I don't know, but if she does, I hope she beats it like I did!

by Anonymousreply 97October 13, 2021 3:04 AM

I laughed my head off reading this thread. Thanks, all.

That said, I think the lack of shoes is what makes this offensive. Put on a pair of purple slippers and this is no worse that that male fashion designer who showed up to the Met in a see-through frock and his boxers.

by Anonymousreply 98October 13, 2021 3:08 AM

Could Angela Lansbury have played this, or is she too old now?

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by Anonymousreply 99October 13, 2021 3:16 AM

For all the mockery of this picture she is a lady in trouble. A heart having to carry over 300 pounds must lead to an early death.

by Anonymousreply 100October 13, 2021 3:38 AM

The human body is a beautiful thing. Not hers, the human body.

by Anonymousreply 101October 13, 2021 3:54 AM

[quote] "this is no worse that that male fashion designer who showed up to the Met in a see-through frock and his boxers."

That was Marc Jacobs, in 2012. And I agree.

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by Anonymousreply 102October 13, 2021 4:42 AM

Can we go back to shaming fat people? At the very least, we might not have to look at as much of this kind of slop. Pop culture is so low now. She makes fun songs but with this kind of display, the juice ain't worth the squeeze.

by Anonymousreply 103October 13, 2021 6:53 AM

So that what's she's doing, R33. I thought she was eating something, but I was too scared to click on the pic.

And, no, a man would be torn to shreds if he did that on a red carpet.

by Anonymousreply 104October 13, 2021 6:53 AM

Sometimes I really think we haven't evolved much beyond the audience of an old timey freak show. Step right up folks ...

by Anonymousreply 105October 13, 2021 7:30 AM

She looks like an elephant’s bowel movement that’s been put into a lab bag for testing.

by Anonymousreply 106October 13, 2021 7:37 AM

Now that’s what we call a CATfish buffet! Besides rolls and possibly crabs, what other sides are available?

by Anonymousreply 107October 13, 2021 7:44 AM

[quote]Sometimes I really think we haven't evolved much beyond the audience of an old timey freak show. Step right up folks ...

Social media (particularly Instagram) is the modern day carnival freak show.

by Anonymousreply 108October 13, 2021 8:06 AM

R96 For - the - win!!!!

by Anonymousreply 109October 13, 2021 9:43 AM

How much does she weigh? 250? 300?

by Anonymousreply 110October 13, 2021 10:09 AM

R23...Even the Daily Mail is grossed out.

by Anonymousreply 111October 13, 2021 10:13 AM

She looks like a giant, lumpy eggplant in a negligee.

by Anonymousreply 112October 13, 2021 10:51 AM

Fat pig! Gross!!!!

by Anonymousreply 113October 13, 2021 11:03 AM

They all look like TRANS

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by Anonymousreply 114October 13, 2021 11:03 AM

The hippo at R86 is acutally better dressed than her.

by Anonymousreply 115October 13, 2021 11:04 AM

You know you’re in trouble when Cardi the Hostess is the most decently dressed

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by Anonymousreply 116October 13, 2021 11:05 AM

[Quote] The dress is inappropriate for a fat or skinny person.

And yet Rihanna would get a different reaction.

[Quote] You never hear about her music anymore. She seems to be a fad that has passed, despite the blistering jazz flute solos.

Thus is probably a distraction from her stupid tweet about how great Chris Brown is.

by Anonymousreply 117October 13, 2021 11:05 AM

Cameltoe convention

by Anonymousreply 118October 13, 2021 11:21 AM

I'm sorry, but there's clearly something wrong with that woman's brain.

by Anonymousreply 119October 13, 2021 11:30 AM

[quote] Doesn’t look like she’s wearing underwear.

It wouldn't matter if she was wearing a pair of combinations, you still wouldn't be able to see it. Her blubber would hide the whole thing.,

by Anonymousreply 120October 13, 2021 11:34 AM

R102, it’s not about whether it looks any worse than Marc Jacobs in his see-through and white boxers, nine or ten years ago. It’s that it looks fuckin’ ugly on both of them, and neither of them should inflict the sight on the rest of us.

by Anonymousreply 121October 13, 2021 11:37 AM

Her schtick about being "fat positive" is really getting tiresome. This is a whole new level of grossness. She's morbidly obese, likely diabetic, and has an eating disorder.

by Anonymousreply 122October 13, 2021 11:52 AM

I think the fat has seeped into her brain and has smothered her medulla oblongata.

by Anonymousreply 123October 13, 2021 11:55 AM

Good for her.

by Anonymousreply 124October 13, 2021 11:58 AM

Loads of big-sized Gals

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by Anonymousreply 125October 13, 2021 11:59 AM

I just don't get why, at a time when the 'bug' is the biggest national concern and the corresponding risks of obesity are clearly demonstrated, that this is celebrated. Tolerated, not denigrated - fine. But celebrated?

by Anonymousreply 126October 13, 2021 12:01 PM

Her snack purse is a shipping container.

by Anonymousreply 127October 13, 2021 12:03 PM

Check out the woman behind her in a skin tight leopard suit...

by Anonymousreply 128October 13, 2021 12:08 PM

How to unsee this very very very very ugly whale?

by Anonymousreply 129October 13, 2021 12:13 PM

Here is the thing ladies, if you have curves they should be like a meandering country lane, not a mountain range.

by Anonymousreply 130October 13, 2021 12:25 PM

Poor dear needs to learn that just because she likes to show off her curves, not everyone wants to see them.

by Anonymousreply 131October 13, 2021 12:37 PM

[quote]That said, I think the lack of shoes is what makes this offensive.

Are you blind?

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by Anonymousreply 132October 13, 2021 2:50 PM

Those hooves though.

by Anonymousreply 133October 13, 2021 3:21 PM

What is she doing with her fingers in the photo at R132? Is she making the universal sign for pussy eating?

by Anonymousreply 134October 13, 2021 3:28 PM

She really doubled down on her aesthetic. Fucking lazy attention whore.

by Anonymousreply 135October 13, 2021 3:30 PM

Who here wants to eat out her snatch? If you can find it.

by Anonymousreply 136October 13, 2021 6:09 PM

You know it's bad when your nipples have migrated almost underneath your saggy tits.

by Anonymousreply 137October 13, 2021 7:17 PM

Even if she wasn't obese she still has a bad figure. No waist, small boobs

by Anonymousreply 138October 13, 2021 7:19 PM

Dear Lord in Heaven!

by Anonymousreply 139October 13, 2021 8:05 PM

'Tis pity she's a whore.

by Anonymousreply 140October 13, 2021 8:22 PM

Her nipples are so black.

by Anonymousreply 141October 13, 2021 8:26 PM

I think Lizzo is cute but that dress is ugly af

by Anonymousreply 142October 13, 2021 8:30 PM

What dress?

by Anonymousreply 143October 13, 2021 8:31 PM

[quote] Who here wants to eat out her snatch?

I'd have to wait until the 18 wheeler full of flour I have on order arrives.

by Anonymousreply 144October 13, 2021 8:46 PM

This is one time I wish picture preview hadn't worked on DL.

by Anonymousreply 145October 13, 2021 8:57 PM

That dress is a modern example of what Minnie Pearl used to refer to as a "barbed-wire dress" it protects the property but does not obstruct the view.

by Anonymousreply 146October 13, 2021 9:08 PM

Is she able to do anal? What kinda cock can get through the ass cheeks?

by Anonymousreply 147October 13, 2021 9:10 PM

Anal? Her body consumed her anus years ago. From the looks of her she stopped evacuating anything from her body years ago.

by Anonymousreply 148October 13, 2021 9:26 PM

[quote]Is she able to do anal? What kinda cock can get through the ass cheeks?

You role her in flour and look for the wet spot.

by Anonymousreply 149October 13, 2021 9:32 PM

R149 Damn, now we know the real cause of the flour shortage last year. Lizzo was just horny.

by Anonymousreply 150October 13, 2021 9:36 PM

[quote] And yet Rihanna would get a different reaction.

r117 because it looks better on RIhanna's body and she wouldn't demonstrate vulgar behavior like Lizzo (see r125) while wearing it. People need to accept that certain clothing styles look better on smaller bodies than on obese bodies and it's not bigoted or whatever the term du jour is to recognize that.

by Anonymousreply 151October 13, 2021 9:46 PM

Maybe they mistook her for a killer whale and threw a net on her to get her back to sea.

by Anonymousreply 152October 13, 2021 10:09 PM

R116, fully clothed, but still looks cheap. And those acrylic white toenails? Barf.

by Anonymousreply 153October 13, 2021 10:23 PM

You guys haven’t even seen the dress in motion yet.

Shake that unpantied ass, honey.

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by Anonymousreply 154October 13, 2021 11:09 PM

How ladylike.

by Anonymousreply 155October 13, 2021 11:57 PM

Disgusting and repulsive.

by Anonymousreply 156October 14, 2021 12:09 AM

She really should just go outside with an apple in her mouth at all times.

by Anonymousreply 157October 14, 2021 4:48 AM

Does her pussy smell like flour?

by Anonymousreply 158October 14, 2021 6:16 AM

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by Anonymousreply 159October 14, 2021 7:24 AM

Can you imagine being around her when she farts? Pee-you!!!

by Anonymousreply 160October 14, 2021 8:30 AM

Throughout her career, Lizzo has been subject to body shaming. She is considered an image for body positivity and self-confidence.[97] Lizzo often discusses her mental health and its impact on her career.[104] As of June 2020, Lizzo is a vegan.[106]... wikipedia

by Anonymousreply 161October 14, 2021 10:58 AM

She’s a fat slob! She should be body shamed.

by Anonymousreply 162October 14, 2021 11:30 AM

[quote] Throughout her career, Lizzo has been subject to body shaming. She is considered an image for body positivity and self-confidence.[97] Lizzo often discusses her mental health and its impact on her career.[104] As of June 2020, Lizzo is a vegan.[106]... wikipedia

Here’s a whole series of ‘facts’ that don’t seem to go together. Her mental health has been impacted by ‘body shaming,’ but the fact is, very few people, if any, would look good in the various outfits and poses she employs, all of which are a choice.

‘Twerking’ and exhibitionism are vulgar and low-class, no matter who you are (I originally wrote: ‘who you ate!’ Freudian?). She chooses to be a public figure, and chooses to be tacky in public, all if which puts you in the crosshairs.

She needs to figure out who she is. Would she get trashed because shes fat, regardless of any other qualities? Yeah, but she doesn’t make things easier for herself.

by Anonymousreply 163October 14, 2021 12:52 PM

I don't understand how her boobs are 2 feet long beanbag sacks at 33?

by Anonymousreply 164October 14, 2021 1:26 PM

one missed wiki "fact"........Lizzo has cited Diana Ross as a fashion reference.[114]

by Anonymousreply 165October 14, 2021 2:30 PM

[quote] Lizzo is a vegan

I have seen plenty of vegans who are fat tubs of shit. They make vegan everything these days, and most of it is unhealthy.

by Anonymousreply 166October 14, 2021 2:31 PM

Sheer Class....right?

by Anonymousreply 167October 14, 2021 2:32 PM

I think I feel sadder for the g-string.

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by Anonymousreply 168October 14, 2021 2:47 PM

R154, notice it's only women cheering her on there, not a man in sight.

by Anonymousreply 169October 14, 2021 3:16 PM

Lolz

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by Anonymousreply 170October 14, 2021 4:18 PM

Vegans are into sweets and starches. I went to a big vegan food festival in LA a few years ago and it was largely (heh) a baked goods and beer festival.

by Anonymousreply 171October 14, 2021 4:40 PM

And women insist that men don't see them as just sex objects but must look at their intellect too!

by Anonymousreply 172October 14, 2021 5:07 PM

Why are all nudists and exhibitionists people you never want to see naked?

by Anonymousreply 173October 14, 2021 5:14 PM

Attention R173. They don't get enough of it.

by Anonymousreply 174October 14, 2021 5:16 PM

By "curves" do they really mean folds? Because that is what I see...

Reubenesque is a kind descriptor...

by Anonymousreply 175October 14, 2021 6:17 PM

Not Rubensesque (after the painter), but "Reubenesque" (as in, the fattening, greasy cheese and pastrami sandwich).

by Anonymousreply 176October 14, 2021 6:30 PM

R176 lol indeed!

by Anonymousreply 177October 14, 2021 6:33 PM

[quote]Vegans are into sweets and starches.

How dare you tempt with low-sugar treats when you know that I have an eating disorder!

by Anonymousreply 178October 14, 2021 6:55 PM

Those aren't curves she's showing off.

by Anonymousreply 179October 14, 2021 9:14 PM

She looks like they piled up a bunch of poop emojis and then covered them with a purple veil.

by Anonymousreply 180October 14, 2021 9:21 PM

Here's my something nice to say - I actually think the sparkly purple fishnet dress is kind of cool. BUT a silk slip underneath was sorely missing. This could have been a memorable look for her, in a positive way but instead she took a wrong turn down Slutty Street and ended up at the freak show.

by Anonymousreply 181October 15, 2021 2:29 AM

This girl is so fucking delusional. Here is what she has to say about forcing her exhibitionism on the world: “I felt this with how I was being perceived for much of my life until I was like, f— it. I just need to be undeniable. It’s not about me being big. It’s about me being me. Y’all are going to get this bad bitch. You are going to get these bops and get this show. And you are going to get your life by receiving it.”

Uhhh what the FUCK are you talking about? You vastly overestimate yourself, hun. The world isn't laughing with you, they're laughing AT you. The truth does, in fact, hurt.

by Anonymousreply 182October 15, 2021 12:40 PM

I really don't understand why so many people blow smoke up her ass either. Here is a quote from Women's Health Magazine, of all things:

"Lizzo, 33, showed off her super strong bod on Instagram while rocking a blue, shimmery, sheer dress. The pop star flaunted her twerking skills in full glam with bare feet. Jump rope sessions and strength training help Lizzo make sure she's always ready to leave it all on the dance floor."

Uh huh. Since when is morbidly obese a "super strong bod"?

by Anonymousreply 183October 15, 2021 12:48 PM

This isn't shocking, relax. You can't even see her vagina because it's discreetly covered by all those yards and yards of sagging flesh.

by Anonymousreply 184October 15, 2021 12:55 PM

Lizzo makes me moist - down there.

by Anonymousreply 185October 15, 2021 3:46 PM

It's like she's wearing the sheer cutains from my friend Donald's bedroom.

by Anonymousreply 186October 15, 2021 6:14 PM

Bitch stole my look.

by Anonymousreply 187October 16, 2021 12:39 PM

I wonder if her pussy stinks?

by Anonymousreply 188October 16, 2021 4:34 PM

Do you even have to ask R188

by Anonymousreply 189October 16, 2021 7:07 PM

Lizzsho.

by Anonymousreply 190October 17, 2021 2:03 AM

She can borrow my crane anytime.

by Anonymousreply 191October 19, 2021 11:02 PM

Was she auditioning for Ursula in the live-action Little Mermaid remake?

by Anonymousreply 192October 19, 2021 11:18 PM

How do people this big fuck?

by Anonymousreply 193October 19, 2021 11:19 PM

[Quote]How do people this big fuck?

I don't want to know, yet she's tryna make me find out.

by Anonymousreply 194October 20, 2021 6:04 AM

Who wipes her ass for her? Surely she can’t reach it.

by Anonymousreply 195October 20, 2021 9:55 PM
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