Lizzo wears shear dress and shows off her curves at Cardi B’s bash

I'm not anti fat people but a thin woman wearing that would be in bad taste so this just compounds it. Too bad nobody has standards any more but it would be nice not to be subjected to people's exhibitionism if you don't want to be. Put some clothes on.

Captain Ahab's wet dream

Those fucking trotters are too fat for shoes now?!

Oh, my eyes!!!!!!

I honestly don't have any issues with large women, but this image is seared on my retinas.

We would like to apologize for that.

Lipstick on a pig. (Sorry for the insult, pigs!)

Put her on the keto diet.

Is she showing her pussy? Doesn’t look like she’s wearing underwear.

More chocolate rolls than a Christmas bakery!

She's a great big fat person.

She is wearing a g-string, r9.

Yes, the g-string is somewhere in there. And whoever spots it first wins the prize.

She looks like Desiree from Little Britain

The picture of her backside shows she is not wearing a g-string.

OP writes for the DailyMail.

What does she use for toilet seat covers? I can't imagine her pulling one out and placing it anywhere it's gonna help her skin not touch the seat.

Stunning!

As in, I feel just like I've been hit with a stun gun.

Lizzo puts on a busty display and shows off her curvy pins as she steps out on the town.

What a trashy, low-class tart Lizzo is.

Brunning and Stave!

last time she pulled this act and got called out for it, she made mention of people acting like this because she's black

Where's the DailyMail when we need them.

The photo itself is fascinating. It looks like she's twins (Lizzo and Jizzo?). Is that her date she is gripping? Or maybe he's a food truck vendor and she's making the FEED ME sign with her fingers?

And who is that leopard woman 10 paces behind her- Mom?

I'm going to print this out and tape it to my fridge for every time I want to get a snack.

It's just another episode of "The Fat and the Frisky".

She looks like one of the ballerina hippos from Disney's "Fantasia". You know, the one to Ponchielli's "Dance of the Hours"?

I assume the G-string is concealed within the fat folds. It must be difficult to extract when it needs to be laundered.

The backside clearly shows there is no g-string hidden in the fat folds.

I don't think she needs a g-string - her fat rolls obscure her vagina.

Further proof that we're trapped in a John Waters fever dream. One where Grizelda Brown borrows Dawn Davenport's wedding dress and dyes it purple.

Maybe she’s wearing a Shibue instead of a g-string? For the love of all things holy, I really hope so!

First the pix of the shingles guy and now this. When will the DL horror show end?

Notice the fingers-tongue gesture. Would a man on the red carpet be permitted to do this.

Is it OK to call her a tard? No, not the R word. Tardigrade.

This outfit would photograph much better without a flash in a darkened room.

Of all this, what bothers me is her bare feet. Slave vibes 🥺

You don't need a g-string when you've got a gunt.

I also wanted to ask if she was wearing any kind of panty. What is a shibou?

I have those same hips!

R38 It’s a stick on panty that covers the vagine but doesn’t go in your butt like a g-string. Similar to a Cuchini.

I hope our dear Darfur Orphan doesn’t have to see this.

WHY!? Just why?! Adults do not behave this way. I can’t; her size at this point isn’t relevant. She’s completely inappropriate.

I would not board that train.

Curves? I just see one thing - round.

How does she clean her ass? Even a handheld showerhead couldn't get in there.

Is this better or worse or about the same as Madonna’s performance in Harlem a couple nights ago?

Choose your answer carefully.

God created clothing for a reason. Exhibit, A. Lizzo with upside down teats.

Chris Evans now knows just how much he is missing.

[quote] last time she pulled this act and got called out for it, she made mention of people acting like this because she's black

Oh, please. Lens Dunham, Tess Holliday and Chrissy Metz get a lot more shit than she does. And Chrissy would never let it all hang out like this...I'll give her credit for that.

Dang woman, put some clothes on. You know it's bad when even I'm offended.

Metz has people who care about her in her corner. Her hair and makeup always looks perfect.Her clothes are as attractive as that type of clothing ( fucking huge) can be. Dunham takes pleasure in looking hideous. Lizzo is proving hoochieism is a lifestyle choice.

Too thin! Does she have anorexia?

This is the end result of lower beauty and moral standards. Enjoy!

I hope they didn’t serve chili dogs and beer.

[quote] Lizzo wears shear dress

The word you want is "sheer."

Cow. Pig. Moose.

[quote]How does she clean her ass? Even a handheld showerhead couldn't get in there.

A toilet brush and a rag.

[quote]Lizzo wears shear dress and shows off her curves

Enchanting.

She has more folds than an Origami swan.

When she hauls ass she has to make two trips.

What if a guy did this? It’s offensive. I didn’t know she was this needy. Anything for fame.

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The dress is inappropriate for a fat or skinny person.

There are some very hot straight guys who just love big, big, BIG girls. I've never figured that out. Sexuality is weird so I try not to be judgmental.

R49 I don't get why Metz gets so much shit on here. She doesn't act obnoxious like the other fatties you mentioned, and as you said, stays covered up.

R65 Do they? Or will they just fuck anything with a pussy?

People are saying she missed the dance hall theme. What is a dance hall theme?

I want to know which mattress set brand she uses/abuses.

Considering how many rolls and folds she has R65 it’s like having multiple pussies to fuck.

Reply 67, yes. Nothing a bag of Gold Metal won't help find.

So anorexic.

I just can't fathom what her and Chrissy eat to maintain that weight.

Does her pussy stink?

I Wash Myself With a Rag on a Stick

She’s currently in surgery having the g-string extricated.

I got a strand of dental floss stuck in my teeth once. That thong is even more stuck!

I wonder if the g-string will smell.

[quote][R65] Do they? Or will they just fuck anything with a pussy?

You've really never met a Chubby Chaser, straight or gay?

R79 Yes, but none of them were "hot" guys.

[quote]Lizzo wears shear dress and shows off her curbs at Cardi B’s bash - or lack of them.

I love her manatee stuck in a fishing net Halloween costume, well done Lizzo.

The very first show I saw on Broadway was My Fat Friend with Lynn Redgrave and George Rose. Redgrave wore a fat suit in the first act and Rose was her gay best friend. Redgrave has a hot slim boyfriend and is terrified she will lose him because of her weight. At the end of the first act, she secretly goes away to what they used to call a fat farm. The second act opens several months later and Redgrave shows up without the fat suit, all svelte and pretty. It turns out her boyfriend is a chaser and is no longer interested.

This is what happens when beauty standards are lowered. Those are not curves those are rolls of fat. She is an unhealthy obese chick daring us to call her out on her choice of dress.

I am fat and can dress slutty and wind up looking nothing like that, sometimes a girl just wants to look slutty. Whatever. But, don't be fucking sloppy looking. Put some shoes on, stop being sloppy. Jesus.

Life imitating art.

I thought she was eating cake on the left side of OP's pic.

I'm sorry, but the truth is that that looks disgusting.

R88, you're disgusted? Think about how the poor DRESS feels? It has to wick away her sweat for the night. THE HORROR!!!!

[quote] How does she clean her ass? Even a handheld showerhead couldn't get in there.

That's what Filipina PAs are for!

Just No. I'm all for her being comfortable with her weight, but there is no need to show it to us. Come on girl

That dog will bite!

You never hear about her music anymore. She seems to be a fad that has passed, despite the blistering jazz flute solos.

The pasties are a nice touch...stay klassy. Morbidly obese is phat.

Oh, to be that thin again.

If she wore stilettos she might strike oil.

[quote] "Too thin! Does she have anorexia? —C. Metz

I don't know, but if she does, I hope she beats it like I did!

I laughed my head off reading this thread. Thanks, all.

That said, I think the lack of shoes is what makes this offensive. Put on a pair of purple slippers and this is no worse that that male fashion designer who showed up to the Met in a see-through frock and his boxers.

Could Angela Lansbury have played this, or is she too old now?

For all the mockery of this picture she is a lady in trouble. A heart having to carry over 300 pounds must lead to an early death.

The human body is a beautiful thing. Not hers, the human body.

[quote] "this is no worse that that male fashion designer who showed up to the Met in a see-through frock and his boxers."

That was Marc Jacobs, in 2012. And I agree.

Can we go back to shaming fat people? At the very least, we might not have to look at as much of this kind of slop. Pop culture is so low now. She makes fun songs but with this kind of display, the juice ain't worth the squeeze.

So that what's she's doing, R33. I thought she was eating something, but I was too scared to click on the pic.

And, no, a man would be torn to shreds if he did that on a red carpet.

Sometimes I really think we haven't evolved much beyond the audience of an old timey freak show. Step right up folks ...

She looks like an elephant’s bowel movement that’s been put into a lab bag for testing.

Now that’s what we call a CATfish buffet! Besides rolls and possibly crabs, what other sides are available?

[quote]Sometimes I really think we haven't evolved much beyond the audience of an old timey freak show. Step right up folks ...

Social media (particularly Instagram) is the modern day carnival freak show.

R96 For - the - win!!!!

How much does she weigh? 250? 300?

R23...Even the Daily Mail is grossed out.

She looks like a giant, lumpy eggplant in a negligee.

Fat pig! Gross!!!!

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The hippo at R86 is acutally better dressed than her.

You know you’re in trouble when Cardi the Hostess is the most decently dressed

[Quote] The dress is inappropriate for a fat or skinny person.

And yet Rihanna would get a different reaction.

[Quote] You never hear about her music anymore. She seems to be a fad that has passed, despite the blistering jazz flute solos.

Thus is probably a distraction from her stupid tweet about how great Chris Brown is.

Cameltoe convention

I'm sorry, but there's clearly something wrong with that woman's brain.

[quote] Doesn’t look like she’s wearing underwear.

It wouldn't matter if she was wearing a pair of combinations, you still wouldn't be able to see it. Her blubber would hide the whole thing.,

R102, it’s not about whether it looks any worse than Marc Jacobs in his see-through and white boxers, nine or ten years ago. It’s that it looks fuckin’ ugly on both of them, and neither of them should inflict the sight on the rest of us.

Her schtick about being "fat positive" is really getting tiresome. This is a whole new level of grossness. She's morbidly obese, likely diabetic, and has an eating disorder.

I think the fat has seeped into her brain and has smothered her medulla oblongata.

Good for her.

Loads of big-sized Gals

I just don't get why, at a time when the 'bug' is the biggest national concern and the corresponding risks of obesity are clearly demonstrated, that this is celebrated. Tolerated, not denigrated - fine. But celebrated?

Her snack purse is a shipping container.

Check out the woman behind her in a skin tight leopard suit...

How to unsee this very very very very ugly whale?

Here is the thing ladies, if you have curves they should be like a meandering country lane, not a mountain range.

Poor dear needs to learn that just because she likes to show off her curves, not everyone wants to see them.

[quote]That said, I think the lack of shoes is what makes this offensive.

Are you blind?

Those hooves though.

What is she doing with her fingers in the photo at R132? Is she making the universal sign for pussy eating?

She really doubled down on her aesthetic. Fucking lazy attention whore.

Who here wants to eat out her snatch? If you can find it.

You know it's bad when your nipples have migrated almost underneath your saggy tits.

Even if she wasn't obese she still has a bad figure. No waist, small boobs

Dear Lord in Heaven!

'Tis pity she's a whore.

Her nipples are so black.

I think Lizzo is cute but that dress is ugly af

What dress?

[quote] Who here wants to eat out her snatch?

I'd have to wait until the 18 wheeler full of flour I have on order arrives.

This is one time I wish picture preview hadn't worked on DL.

That dress is a modern example of what Minnie Pearl used to refer to as a "barbed-wire dress" it protects the property but does not obstruct the view.

Is she able to do anal? What kinda cock can get through the ass cheeks?

Anal? Her body consumed her anus years ago. From the looks of her she stopped evacuating anything from her body years ago.

[quote]Is she able to do anal? What kinda cock can get through the ass cheeks?

You role her in flour and look for the wet spot.

R149 Damn, now we know the real cause of the flour shortage last year. Lizzo was just horny.

[quote] And yet Rihanna would get a different reaction.

r117 because it looks better on RIhanna's body and she wouldn't demonstrate vulgar behavior like Lizzo (see r125) while wearing it. People need to accept that certain clothing styles look better on smaller bodies than on obese bodies and it's not bigoted or whatever the term du jour is to recognize that.

Maybe they mistook her for a killer whale and threw a net on her to get her back to sea.

R116, fully clothed, but still looks cheap. And those acrylic white toenails? Barf.

You guys haven’t even seen the dress in motion yet.

Shake that unpantied ass, honey.

How ladylike.

Disgusting and repulsive.

She really should just go outside with an apple in her mouth at all times.

Does her pussy smell like flour?

.,.,

Can you imagine being around her when she farts? Pee-you!!!

Throughout her career, Lizzo has been subject to body shaming. She is considered an image for body positivity and self-confidence.[97] Lizzo often discusses her mental health and its impact on her career.[104] As of June 2020, Lizzo is a vegan.[106]... wikipedia

She’s a fat slob! She should be body shamed.

[quote] Throughout her career, Lizzo has been subject to body shaming. She is considered an image for body positivity and self-confidence.[97] Lizzo often discusses her mental health and its impact on her career.[104] As of June 2020, Lizzo is a vegan.[106]... wikipedia

Here’s a whole series of ‘facts’ that don’t seem to go together. Her mental health has been impacted by ‘body shaming,’ but the fact is, very few people, if any, would look good in the various outfits and poses she employs, all of which are a choice.

‘Twerking’ and exhibitionism are vulgar and low-class, no matter who you are (I originally wrote: ‘who you ate!’ Freudian?). She chooses to be a public figure, and chooses to be tacky in public, all if which puts you in the crosshairs.

She needs to figure out who she is. Would she get trashed because shes fat, regardless of any other qualities? Yeah, but she doesn’t make things easier for herself.

I don't understand how her boobs are 2 feet long beanbag sacks at 33?

one missed wiki "fact"........Lizzo has cited Diana Ross as a fashion reference.[114]

[quote] Lizzo is a vegan

I have seen plenty of vegans who are fat tubs of shit. They make vegan everything these days, and most of it is unhealthy.

Sheer Class....right?

I think I feel sadder for the g-string.

R154, notice it's only women cheering her on there, not a man in sight.

Lolz

Vegans are into sweets and starches. I went to a big vegan food festival in LA a few years ago and it was largely (heh) a baked goods and beer festival.

And women insist that men don't see them as just sex objects but must look at their intellect too!

Why are all nudists and exhibitionists people you never want to see naked?

Attention R173. They don't get enough of it.

By "curves" do they really mean folds? Because that is what I see...

Reubenesque is a kind descriptor...

Not Rubensesque (after the painter), but "Reubenesque" (as in, the fattening, greasy cheese and pastrami sandwich).

R176 lol indeed!

[quote]Vegans are into sweets and starches.

How dare you tempt with low-sugar treats when you know that I have an eating disorder!

Those aren't curves she's showing off.

She looks like they piled up a bunch of poop emojis and then covered them with a purple veil.

Here's my something nice to say - I actually think the sparkly purple fishnet dress is kind of cool. BUT a silk slip underneath was sorely missing. This could have been a memorable look for her, in a positive way but instead she took a wrong turn down Slutty Street and ended up at the freak show.

This girl is so fucking delusional. Here is what she has to say about forcing her exhibitionism on the world: “I felt this with how I was being perceived for much of my life until I was like, f— it. I just need to be undeniable. It’s not about me being big. It’s about me being me. Y’all are going to get this bad bitch. You are going to get these bops and get this show. And you are going to get your life by receiving it.”

Uhhh what the FUCK are you talking about? You vastly overestimate yourself, hun. The world isn't laughing with you, they're laughing AT you. The truth does, in fact, hurt.

I really don't understand why so many people blow smoke up her ass either. Here is a quote from Women's Health Magazine, of all things:

"Lizzo, 33, showed off her super strong bod on Instagram while rocking a blue, shimmery, sheer dress. The pop star flaunted her twerking skills in full glam with bare feet. Jump rope sessions and strength training help Lizzo make sure she's always ready to leave it all on the dance floor."

Uh huh. Since when is morbidly obese a "super strong bod"?

This isn't shocking, relax. You can't even see her vagina because it's discreetly covered by all those yards and yards of sagging flesh.

Lizzo makes me moist - down there.

It's like she's wearing the sheer cutains from my friend Donald's bedroom.

Bitch stole my look.

I wonder if her pussy stinks?

Do you even have to ask R188

Lizzsho.

She can borrow my crane anytime.

Was she auditioning for Ursula in the live-action Little Mermaid remake?

How do people this big fuck?

[Quote]How do people this big fuck?

I don't want to know, yet she's tryna make me find out.

Who wipes her ass for her? Surely she can’t reach it.