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Pineapple Juice

Why is it so good?! Omg. I’m obsessed with it. I try not to buy it often because I can drink the entire thing within a day or two. I keep drinking it. It’s so delicious and refreshing to me.

Do you like it? What’s the best one?

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by Anonymousreply 97October 14, 2021 2:43 AM

Nope. Too sweet.

by Anonymousreply 1October 12, 2021 12:51 AM

Too fucking sweet.

by Anonymousreply 2October 12, 2021 12:51 AM

Gawd it's like drinking pure sugar. Hell no.

by Anonymousreply 3October 12, 2021 12:52 AM

It makes your pussy juice taste good.

by Anonymousreply 4October 12, 2021 12:52 AM

It is good but not THAT good. I like it but it is a little too sweet for me to be refreshing. I prefer lemonade or some other juice for quantity drinking but it is all mostly sugar water.

by Anonymousreply 5October 12, 2021 12:54 AM

OP = CEO of Dole Food Company

...and he can go fuck himself, too!!!!

by Anonymousreply 6October 12, 2021 12:55 AM

The only flavor superior to pineapple is guava, and yes it is too sweet but that's how I like it bitches

by Anonymousreply 7October 12, 2021 12:56 AM

Why is it sold in big cans and not the same way as orange and apple juice.

by Anonymousreply 8October 12, 2021 12:57 AM

Love it!

by Anonymousreply 9October 12, 2021 12:58 AM

And your partner will look forward to drinking your piss.

by Anonymousreply 10October 12, 2021 12:58 AM

i like pineapple, the fruit but don't really drink the juice on its own

by Anonymousreply 11October 12, 2021 1:00 AM

Putting pineapple in water is delicious. Better than lemon or cucumber water

by Anonymousreply 12October 12, 2021 1:00 AM

I used to love pineapple juice and gin, which i think is Humbert Humbert's favorite drink in "Lolita." It's too sweet for me now.

by Anonymousreply 13October 12, 2021 1:02 AM

R8 the “not from concentrate” is in cans while the “from concentrate” is in cartons

by Anonymousreply 14October 12, 2021 1:04 AM

It numbs your gums but can interfere with some medications.

by Anonymousreply 15October 12, 2021 1:06 AM

I agree OP it’s delicious . I like the canned Doles juice. I put it in the fridge and drink it when it gets ice cold. The thing is I don’t buy it very often as I try to keep my carbs down.

by Anonymousreply 16October 12, 2021 1:12 AM

It has unpleasant memories for me.

by Anonymousreply 17October 12, 2021 1:12 AM

R16 I do the same. Get it super cold then drink it.

I also don’t buy it often because I can drink it all within a day easily. That’s not good lol

by Anonymousreply 18October 12, 2021 1:13 AM

I actually have a canned Dole, and a canned Del Monte sitting on my counter.

Then I bought the Dole in a carton, and it doesn’t taste the same. The canned stuff is better.

by Anonymousreply 19October 12, 2021 1:14 AM

R8 they have it in cartons or bottles too, but those are from concentrate vs not from concentrate

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by Anonymousreply 20October 12, 2021 1:25 AM
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by Anonymousreply 21October 12, 2021 1:25 AM

I get juice cold in refrigerator and then I drink the juice.

by Anonymousreply 22October 12, 2021 1:31 AM

It's supposed to make your cum taste better.

by Anonymousreply 23October 12, 2021 1:35 AM

Has anyone tried this stuff? I bought a can at the dollar store, but I haven't gotten around to drinking it yet.

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by Anonymousreply 24October 12, 2021 1:35 AM

💦 💦 💦 🤡 “You really need to drink more pineapple!”

by Anonymousreply 25October 12, 2021 1:39 AM

It's rat poison and it bruises the gin.

by Anonymousreply 26October 12, 2021 1:46 AM

Have you tried passion fruit juice, OP?

You’ll forget all about pineapple juice after your first sip.

I first tasted it whilst on holiday in Fiji.

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by Anonymousreply 27October 12, 2021 1:47 AM

R27 no but I must now. I see they have Passion Fruit mixed with others too, like cherry and pineapple

by Anonymousreply 28October 12, 2021 1:50 AM

[quote] I bought a can at the dollar store

Better check the expiration date.

by Anonymousreply 29October 12, 2021 1:52 AM

I ignore expiration dates on canned foods.

by Anonymousreply 30October 12, 2021 1:55 AM

A very pleasant memory is pineapple ice cream on the Dole plantation in Hawaii, so delicious! But my favorite juice is lychee, I can drink it by the gallon.

by Anonymousreply 31October 12, 2021 1:56 AM

If it's too sweet, then dilute it a bit with water. Work out the acceptable balance to hour individual tastes. I must do this with orange juice which I find to be sweeter than I'm willing to tolerate. And yes, pineapple juice is delicious!

by Anonymousreply 32October 12, 2021 1:57 AM

I don’t care for it. It’s got a strange viscosity other juices don’t have. Plus it’s very acidic. That with the sweetness is a guarantee for reflux.

by Anonymousreply 33October 12, 2021 2:00 AM

I am a fat whore for fruit juice. It is my downfall, my imminent diabetes. Anyway, Trader Joes sells a carton version that is not from concentrate. It is very good but I still prefer the Dole canned juice.

by Anonymousreply 34October 12, 2021 2:00 AM

A sip or two of pineapple juice cures the hiccups, too!

by Anonymousreply 35October 12, 2021 2:03 AM

I just like to guzzle down bottles of simple syrup, thanks.

by Anonymousreply 36October 12, 2021 3:14 AM

Wow are people so sugar-sensitive? Do you queens just have weak tea, black coffee and water? Baked chicken with prunes and broccoli? BORING!

by Anonymousreply 37October 12, 2021 3:28 AM

Grapefruit juice yes. Pineapple juice no.

by Anonymousreply 38October 12, 2021 3:49 AM

During my pregnancies most drinks were grossing me out, and I'm the type who is always thirsty. I tolerated pineapple juice very well. It was the only thing I could really drink for a while.

by Anonymousreply 39October 12, 2021 4:10 AM

Guava juice is more delicious with less sugar.

by Anonymousreply 40October 12, 2021 4:32 AM

r37 = Chrissy Metz

by Anonymousreply 41October 12, 2021 4:39 AM

I don't drink it, but I do like to make a chicken marinade using pineapple juice, ginger, and sesame oil, among other things.

by Anonymousreply 42October 12, 2021 4:43 AM

I'm listening, R42.

by Anonymousreply 43October 12, 2021 4:50 AM

I buy the little cans of Dole but since starting keto back in May I only have drank two cans.

Pineapple juice is fantastic for mixing cocktails. Much better than OJ in my opinion.

Pineapple mixed with cherry vodka, coconut rum, blanco tequila and just a small touch of grenadine is incredible!

by Anonymousreply 44October 12, 2021 5:05 AM

Put some vanilla ice cream in the blender with pineapple juice and fresh pineapple for a refreshing and healthy treat.

by Anonymousreply 45October 12, 2021 5:07 AM

Shelby, you need some juice, you need some juice...drink the juice.

by Anonymousreply 46October 12, 2021 5:21 AM

I like it diluted down to almost nothing. I muddle some mint leaves in the bottom of a tall glass, add about two inches of pineapple juice, then fill the glass with crushed ice and water.

by Anonymousreply 47October 12, 2021 5:22 AM

It makes your cum sweet!

by Anonymousreply 48October 12, 2021 5:22 AM

I make a teriyaki marinade using pineapple juice, soy sauce, ginger, garlic and a spoon of hoisin sauce. I marinate a steak for a couple of hours then grill on the weber pot. Delicious.

by Anonymousreply 49October 12, 2021 5:37 AM

"I only have drank"

Oh, dear!

by Anonymousreply 50October 12, 2021 6:42 AM

It's the most refreshing drink in existence.

by Anonymousreply 51October 12, 2021 6:43 AM

Guavas have maggots inside them . When I was a kid I liked guavas and guava juice until seeing the ripe fruit with maggots . I think it’s almost impossible to completely avoid the maggots and it is processed right into the juice. As for it being more delicious that is one opinion . I guess we have guava juice troll now.

by Anonymousreply 52October 12, 2021 6:56 AM

1/3 pineapple juice 2/3 ginger ale or soda water if you're watching sugar intake.

Lots of ice.

by Anonymousreply 53October 12, 2021 6:56 AM

R53 Like saying pineapple juice is tolerable if you dilute it enough.

by Anonymousreply 54October 12, 2021 7:28 AM

…with canada dry zero….splash of pineapple 🍍 juice….crushed ice…

by Anonymousreply 55October 12, 2021 7:45 AM

Pomegranate juice, freshly squeezed for lunch. Every day. Great for the arteries. A hastle to juice, but I have it down to a fine art.

For breakfast: papaya and orange juice. That's easy.

Bottled and canned juices with their preservatives are the devil's work. Most of the nutrients have long degraded, with only the sugar remaining. You need to get into the habit of juicing.

by Anonymousreply 56October 12, 2021 8:02 AM

Get a real pineapple and blend it in one those Nutri-bullets.

I've been using one for 5 years or so. And I now realise that manufactured fruit juices taste SO fake because they're loaded up with multiple chemicals and flavor 'enhancers'.

And you're forced to buy them in wasteful, non-ecological packaging.

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by Anonymousreply 57October 12, 2021 8:06 AM

Pineapple has powerful enzymes when they are fresh. You can make a low-alcohol fermented drink called Tepache from pineapple skin and cores. Slightly sweetened it's quite delicious and refreshing on a hot day with some torn mint leaves.

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by Anonymousreply 58October 12, 2021 8:19 AM

It is great. The only thing better might be peach juice/nectar?

by Anonymousreply 59October 12, 2021 8:22 AM

[quote] Put some vanilla ice cream in the blender with pineapple juice and fresh pineapple for a refreshing and healthy treat.

That’s how I make Dole Whip. Saved me so much money from having to go to Disneyland.

by Anonymousreply 60October 12, 2021 8:23 AM

How is ice cream healthy?

by Anonymousreply 61October 12, 2021 8:36 AM

I lived in Africa (Kenya) and the pineapple (as well as watermelon, mango, bananas, berries and oranges) tasted much, much, sweeter than what we get here. The watermelon was especially surprising because it's almost like a processed sugary drink and what we have at home is so much more dilute and tasteless.

by Anonymousreply 62October 12, 2021 8:46 AM

Pineapple does not make cum taste better, it makes it acrid. Don't get me wrong, I love it fresh, but I would avoid it if I were anticipating getting a blowjob - just out of respect for the guy on the receiving end of it. Same with bananas.

by Anonymousreply 63October 12, 2021 9:03 AM

[quote]Put some vanilla ice cream in the blender with pineapple juice and fresh pineapple for a refreshing and healthy treat.

My mother used to make Gâteau Diane, but on occasion, swap out all the chocolate in the recipe for crushed pineapple. (You need to use FRESH pineapple of course.) Serve it extremely chilled with home made vanilla ice cream. Perfect for a hot day.

by Anonymousreply 64October 12, 2021 10:19 AM

There used to be a packet of seasoning you could buy to which pineapple juice was added to make a chicken marinade that resulted in a finished product that was very similar to the chicken at El Pollo Loco.

by Anonymousreply 65October 12, 2021 11:08 AM

I love it but would only ever get 100% fresh squeezed, not from concentrate or a 'juice drink'.

Good for making spunk taste good.

by Anonymousreply 66October 12, 2021 12:57 PM

I love pineapple cheesecake

by Anonymousreply 67October 12, 2021 3:15 PM

R56, are you also R57? I’ve been looking at juicers and was debating the Nutribullet versus cold pressed. I get the fiber versus heat kills the nutrients debate. I just was curious what people actually use in regular life and how they like it.

by Anonymousreply 68October 12, 2021 3:48 PM

Here's the ingredients of Dole soft serve pineapple flavoured 'ice cream'. (It's now non-dairy.) Fucking disgusting. No wonder Americans are dying like flies of diseases. The gums alone in this play havoc with one's intestinal flora. One upon a time this would have been wholesome dairy with real pineapple. Now it's just lab dreck.

PINEAPPLE Sugar, Dextrose, Stabilizers (Hydroxypropyl Methylcellulose, Locust Bean Gum, Guar Gum, Karaya Gum, Pectin, Cellulose Gum, Xanthan Gum), Coconut Oil, Contains 2% Or Less Of Each Of The Following: Maltodextrin, Citric Acid, Natural & Artificial Flavor, Modified Food Starch, Malic Acid, Beta Carotene (Color), Mono & Diglycerides, Silicon Dioxide (Anticaking).

by Anonymousreply 69October 13, 2021 10:54 AM

R68 I'm the one praising Nutribullets. I've never tried 'Cold-pressing' but it seems to be just a gimmick.

by Anonymousreply 70October 13, 2021 11:30 AM

It gives your man yummy cum!

by Anonymousreply 71October 13, 2021 11:50 AM

I'm with you OP. I love pineapple juice. When ice cold it's the most refreshing bevvy I know of.

I buy the no sugar added Pineapple Juice from Kroger. It's better IMO than the sugar loaded kind.

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by Anonymousreply 72October 13, 2021 11:54 AM

Thanks, R70!

by Anonymousreply 73October 13, 2021 2:26 PM

I wish there was a Kroger’s near me

by Anonymousreply 74October 13, 2021 3:28 PM

Check your grocery stores R74. Dole makes a no sugar added Pineapple Juice. I would think most national grocery chains probably carry it.

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by Anonymousreply 75October 13, 2021 3:40 PM

[quote] Here's the ingredients of Dole soft serve pineapple flavoured 'ice cream'. (It's now non-dairy.) Fucking disgusting. No wonder Americans are dying like flies of diseases.

Yes, I'm sure soft-serve pineapple flavored "ice cream" is responsible for the current COVID pandemic.

by Anonymousreply 76October 13, 2021 3:45 PM

r74 There probably is -- it's just not named Kroger.

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by Anonymousreply 77October 13, 2021 4:25 PM

Why would they add sugar to pineapple juice--isn't it sweet enough already?

by Anonymousreply 78October 13, 2021 4:26 PM

Is the non-sugar pineapple juice keto friendly?

by Anonymousreply 79October 13, 2021 4:29 PM

Pineapple juice is great mixed with cranberry juice.

by Anonymousreply 80October 13, 2021 4:31 PM

[quote] Why would they add sugar to pineapple juice--isn't it sweet enough already?


by Anonymousreply 81October 13, 2021 4:34 PM

Canned pineapple juice?

What a cunt.

Never heard of fresh? Or do you truly crave the reconstituted, sweetened metallic tank water of Dole?

by Anonymousreply 82October 13, 2021 4:40 PM

The Dole canned "not from concentrate" has an entirely different taste than the Dole canned "from concentrate" - availability of each varies wildly and doesn't seem to be a seasonal thing.

by Anonymousreply 83October 13, 2021 4:43 PM

R6 V8 has a crap load of sodium! Enjoy your hypertension.

OTOH pineapple spears/chunks are awesome sprinkled with a bit of salt.

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by Anonymousreply 84October 13, 2021 5:12 PM

Only on Datalounge would you ever hear someone called a "cunt" for recommending canned pineapple juice.

by Anonymousreply 85October 13, 2021 5:29 PM

I get canker sores on my tongue if I eat/drink too much pineapple. Those hurt!

by Anonymousreply 86October 13, 2021 5:39 PM

That’s because you’re bathing your mouth in bromelain, the enzyme used in meat tenderizer.

by Anonymousreply 87October 13, 2021 6:52 PM

Dole used to make a delicious pineapple-punk grapefruit juice drink—just the right blend of sweet and bitter. Once I started on statinsI had to give up anything with grapefruit (including grapefruit sodas like Fresca and Squirt, as they have some amount of actual grapefruit juice in them), so I have no idea if Dole still makes it.

by Anonymousreply 88October 13, 2021 7:21 PM

Does it make come and pussy juices taste better, or what??

by Anonymousreply 89October 13, 2021 9:57 PM

Can anything make pussy juices taste anything other than totally disgusting?

by Anonymousreply 90October 13, 2021 10:42 PM

You just haven’t had the right pussy juice. Fresh squeezed is the best.

by Anonymousreply 91October 13, 2021 11:11 PM

r89: I've tried and tried, but no luck!

by Anonymousreply 92October 13, 2021 11:22 PM

Pina Colada song is running through my head now.

by Anonymousreply 93October 14, 2021 12:53 AM

Put the pussy juice in the refrigerator until it gets very cold and then drink it.

by Anonymousreply 94October 14, 2021 1:52 AM

What are the best pussy juice brands?

by Anonymousreply 95October 14, 2021 2:32 AM

Put a can of frozen pineapple juice concentrate in a blender.

Add a fuckton of ice

Pour in a lot of Raspberry Stoli

Blend until frothy

Pineapple Jazz!

Please be sure to make jazz hands whenever you say it - unless you are holding a pitcher or glassful of Pineapple Jazz!

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