Pineapple Juice

Nope. Too sweet.

Too fucking sweet.

Gawd it's like drinking pure sugar. Hell no.

It makes your pussy juice taste good.

It is good but not THAT good. I like it but it is a little too sweet for me to be refreshing. I prefer lemonade or some other juice for quantity drinking but it is all mostly sugar water.

OP = CEO of Dole Food Company

...and he can go fuck himself, too!!!!

The only flavor superior to pineapple is guava, and yes it is too sweet but that's how I like it bitches

Why is it sold in big cans and not the same way as orange and apple juice.

Love it!

And your partner will look forward to drinking your piss.

i like pineapple, the fruit but don't really drink the juice on its own

Putting pineapple in water is delicious. Better than lemon or cucumber water

I used to love pineapple juice and gin, which i think is Humbert Humbert's favorite drink in "Lolita." It's too sweet for me now.

R8 the “not from concentrate” is in cans while the “from concentrate” is in cartons

It numbs your gums but can interfere with some medications.

I agree OP it’s delicious . I like the canned Doles juice. I put it in the fridge and drink it when it gets ice cold. The thing is I don’t buy it very often as I try to keep my carbs down.

It has unpleasant memories for me.

R16 I do the same. Get it super cold then drink it.

I also don’t buy it often because I can drink it all within a day easily. That’s not good lol

I actually have a canned Dole, and a canned Del Monte sitting on my counter.

Then I bought the Dole in a carton, and it doesn’t taste the same. The canned stuff is better.

R8 they have it in cartons or bottles too, but those are from concentrate vs not from concentrate

I get juice cold in refrigerator and then I drink the juice.

It's supposed to make your cum taste better.

Has anyone tried this stuff? I bought a can at the dollar store, but I haven't gotten around to drinking it yet.

💦 💦 💦 🤡 “You really need to drink more pineapple!”

It's rat poison and it bruises the gin.

Have you tried passion fruit juice, OP?

You’ll forget all about pineapple juice after your first sip.

I first tasted it whilst on holiday in Fiji.

R27 no but I must now. I see they have Passion Fruit mixed with others too, like cherry and pineapple

[quote] I bought a can at the dollar store

Better check the expiration date.

I ignore expiration dates on canned foods.

A very pleasant memory is pineapple ice cream on the Dole plantation in Hawaii, so delicious! But my favorite juice is lychee, I can drink it by the gallon.

If it's too sweet, then dilute it a bit with water. Work out the acceptable balance to hour individual tastes. I must do this with orange juice which I find to be sweeter than I'm willing to tolerate. And yes, pineapple juice is delicious!

I don’t care for it. It’s got a strange viscosity other juices don’t have. Plus it’s very acidic. That with the sweetness is a guarantee for reflux.

I am a fat whore for fruit juice. It is my downfall, my imminent diabetes. Anyway, Trader Joes sells a carton version that is not from concentrate. It is very good but I still prefer the Dole canned juice.

A sip or two of pineapple juice cures the hiccups, too!

I just like to guzzle down bottles of simple syrup, thanks.

Wow are people so sugar-sensitive? Do you queens just have weak tea, black coffee and water? Baked chicken with prunes and broccoli? BORING!

Grapefruit juice yes. Pineapple juice no.

During my pregnancies most drinks were grossing me out, and I'm the type who is always thirsty. I tolerated pineapple juice very well. It was the only thing I could really drink for a while.

Guava juice is more delicious with less sugar.

r37 = Chrissy Metz

I don't drink it, but I do like to make a chicken marinade using pineapple juice, ginger, and sesame oil, among other things.

I'm listening, R42.

I buy the little cans of Dole but since starting keto back in May I only have drank two cans.

Pineapple juice is fantastic for mixing cocktails. Much better than OJ in my opinion.

Pineapple mixed with cherry vodka, coconut rum, blanco tequila and just a small touch of grenadine is incredible!

Put some vanilla ice cream in the blender with pineapple juice and fresh pineapple for a refreshing and healthy treat.

Shelby, you need some juice, you need some juice...drink the juice.

I like it diluted down to almost nothing. I muddle some mint leaves in the bottom of a tall glass, add about two inches of pineapple juice, then fill the glass with crushed ice and water.

It makes your cum sweet!

I make a teriyaki marinade using pineapple juice, soy sauce, ginger, garlic and a spoon of hoisin sauce. I marinate a steak for a couple of hours then grill on the weber pot. Delicious.

"I only have drank"

Oh, dear!

It's the most refreshing drink in existence.

Guavas have maggots inside them . When I was a kid I liked guavas and guava juice until seeing the ripe fruit with maggots . I think it’s almost impossible to completely avoid the maggots and it is processed right into the juice. As for it being more delicious that is one opinion . I guess we have guava juice troll now.

1/3 pineapple juice 2/3 ginger ale or soda water if you're watching sugar intake.

Lots of ice.

R53 Like saying pineapple juice is tolerable if you dilute it enough.

…with canada dry zero….splash of pineapple 🍍 juice….crushed ice…

Pomegranate juice, freshly squeezed for lunch. Every day. Great for the arteries. A hastle to juice, but I have it down to a fine art.

For breakfast: papaya and orange juice. That's easy.

Bottled and canned juices with their preservatives are the devil's work. Most of the nutrients have long degraded, with only the sugar remaining. You need to get into the habit of juicing.

Get a real pineapple and blend it in one those Nutri-bullets.

I've been using one for 5 years or so. And I now realise that manufactured fruit juices taste SO fake because they're loaded up with multiple chemicals and flavor 'enhancers'.

And you're forced to buy them in wasteful, non-ecological packaging.

Pineapple has powerful enzymes when they are fresh. You can make a low-alcohol fermented drink called Tepache from pineapple skin and cores. Slightly sweetened it's quite delicious and refreshing on a hot day with some torn mint leaves.

It is great. The only thing better might be peach juice/nectar?

[quote] Put some vanilla ice cream in the blender with pineapple juice and fresh pineapple for a refreshing and healthy treat.

That’s how I make Dole Whip. Saved me so much money from having to go to Disneyland.

How is ice cream healthy?

I lived in Africa (Kenya) and the pineapple (as well as watermelon, mango, bananas, berries and oranges) tasted much, much, sweeter than what we get here. The watermelon was especially surprising because it's almost like a processed sugary drink and what we have at home is so much more dilute and tasteless.

Pineapple does not make cum taste better, it makes it acrid. Don't get me wrong, I love it fresh, but I would avoid it if I were anticipating getting a blowjob - just out of respect for the guy on the receiving end of it. Same with bananas.

[quote]Put some vanilla ice cream in the blender with pineapple juice and fresh pineapple for a refreshing and healthy treat.

My mother used to make Gâteau Diane, but on occasion, swap out all the chocolate in the recipe for crushed pineapple. (You need to use FRESH pineapple of course.) Serve it extremely chilled with home made vanilla ice cream. Perfect for a hot day.

There used to be a packet of seasoning you could buy to which pineapple juice was added to make a chicken marinade that resulted in a finished product that was very similar to the chicken at El Pollo Loco.

I love it but would only ever get 100% fresh squeezed, not from concentrate or a 'juice drink'.

Good for making spunk taste good.

I love pineapple cheesecake

R56, are you also R57? I’ve been looking at juicers and was debating the Nutribullet versus cold pressed. I get the fiber versus heat kills the nutrients debate. I just was curious what people actually use in regular life and how they like it.

Here's the ingredients of Dole soft serve pineapple flavoured 'ice cream'. (It's now non-dairy.) Fucking disgusting. No wonder Americans are dying like flies of diseases. The gums alone in this play havoc with one's intestinal flora. One upon a time this would have been wholesome dairy with real pineapple. Now it's just lab dreck.

PINEAPPLE Sugar, Dextrose, Stabilizers (Hydroxypropyl Methylcellulose, Locust Bean Gum, Guar Gum, Karaya Gum, Pectin, Cellulose Gum, Xanthan Gum), Coconut Oil, Contains 2% Or Less Of Each Of The Following: Maltodextrin, Citric Acid, Natural & Artificial Flavor, Modified Food Starch, Malic Acid, Beta Carotene (Color), Mono & Diglycerides, Silicon Dioxide (Anticaking).

R68 I'm the one praising Nutribullets. I've never tried 'Cold-pressing' but it seems to be just a gimmick.

It gives your man yummy cum!

I'm with you OP. I love pineapple juice. When ice cold it's the most refreshing bevvy I know of.

I buy the no sugar added Pineapple Juice from Kroger. It's better IMO than the sugar loaded kind.

Thanks, R70!

I wish there was a Kroger’s near me

Check your grocery stores R74. Dole makes a no sugar added Pineapple Juice. I would think most national grocery chains probably carry it.

[quote] Here's the ingredients of Dole soft serve pineapple flavoured 'ice cream'. (It's now non-dairy.) Fucking disgusting. No wonder Americans are dying like flies of diseases.

Yes, I'm sure soft-serve pineapple flavored "ice cream" is responsible for the current COVID pandemic.

r74 There probably is -- it's just not named Kroger.

Why would they add sugar to pineapple juice--isn't it sweet enough already?

Is the non-sugar pineapple juice keto friendly?

Pineapple juice is great mixed with cranberry juice.

[quote] Why would they add sugar to pineapple juice--isn't it sweet enough already?

NOPE.

Canned pineapple juice?

What a cunt.

Never heard of fresh? Or do you truly crave the reconstituted, sweetened metallic tank water of Dole?

The Dole canned "not from concentrate" has an entirely different taste than the Dole canned "from concentrate" - availability of each varies wildly and doesn't seem to be a seasonal thing.

R6 V8 has a crap load of sodium! Enjoy your hypertension.

OTOH pineapple spears/chunks are awesome sprinkled with a bit of salt.

Only on Datalounge would you ever hear someone called a "cunt" for recommending canned pineapple juice.

I get canker sores on my tongue if I eat/drink too much pineapple. Those hurt!

That’s because you’re bathing your mouth in bromelain, the enzyme used in meat tenderizer.

Dole used to make a delicious pineapple-punk grapefruit juice drink—just the right blend of sweet and bitter. Once I started on statinsI had to give up anything with grapefruit (including grapefruit sodas like Fresca and Squirt, as they have some amount of actual grapefruit juice in them), so I have no idea if Dole still makes it.

Does it make come and pussy juices taste better, or what??

Can anything make pussy juices taste anything other than totally disgusting?

You just haven’t had the right pussy juice. Fresh squeezed is the best.

r89: I've tried and tried, but no luck!

Pina Colada song is running through my head now.

Put the pussy juice in the refrigerator until it gets very cold and then drink it.

What are the best pussy juice brands?

Put a can of frozen pineapple juice concentrate in a blender.

Add a fuckton of ice

Pour in a lot of Raspberry Stoli

Blend until frothy

Pineapple Jazz!

Please be sure to make jazz hands whenever you say it - unless you are holding a pitcher or glassful of Pineapple Jazz!

This thread needs...a song.

I just opened one of the cans I bought, and the juice in the cans is thicker, a bit more sour almost than the carton stuff, which is more watered down.

It also falls on your stomach heavier.

Pineapple juice with seltzer is a heavenly soft drink.

R99 really? Will have to try

I was watching a Nelson Sullivan video from the 80s and the gays backstage ordered pineapple juice. Was it an 80s thing?

I know an eldergay who said Pineapple Juice was always a popular drink with gays in the past. I didn’t know that lol

[quote] It makes your pussy juice taste good.

Hell yes. If you want the absolute best tasting jizz, this is the bomb. Some of this and your cum will taste like the sweet nectar of the gods. And your partner will fuck’n beg you to let him give you head so he can swallow more of your sweet velvety cream. So get to the store asap and buy a six pack and drink up and then get off.

I can't stand it, unless in pina coladas.