Is the BRF the trashiest of all royal families?

Nepal, present Thailand, and every fucking monarchy in the fucking Middle East.

I couldn't agree more V! Call me!

They’re nowhere near as trashy as the Grimaldis. Really, Charles and Andrew are the only members of the family who act like pure trash.

As the Saudi Royal family is led by a murderer who had a journalist chopped up, OP is obviously a moron.

Ive bathed just twice in my life like their queen too and I never hear the end of it.

R3, in common parlance, we might refer to the Grimaldi of Monaco as royals, but they are not. They are a [italic]princely[/italic] family.

[Quote] As the Saudi Royal family is led by a murderer who had a journalist chopped up

How unfortunate. Long time Andrew! You been isolating in Scotland? Call me. I'll tell you how to deal with the police.

There are 28 current ruling monarchs... plus the Pope! Given all the sex scandals the Pope has had to cover up, the Vatican is trashiest!

All the royal families of Europe are related to each other through multi-generational marriages. Everybody is a cousin of the rest. The Hapsburg jaw is renown because its mutation kept getting passed down to each other.

I've read most royals in Europe have extra-large bushes. I don't know where he got his information, but it sounds like a version of the Hapsburg jaw.

Here's some info about the Habsburg jaw.

“Renowned”, R9.

“Met”?

Whatever they were, it’s totally made up for by William’s beautiful wife Catherine and their perfect three children. She and the kids will save the monarchy.

The thing about the BRF is that they can't get out of their own way. They fall back on outdated tactics instead of dealing with the world as it currently exists.

[quote] They fall back on outdated tactics instead of dealing with the world as it currently exists.

That’s their saving grace. It will probably continue to work for them long into the future.

[quote] Whatever they were, it’s totally made up for by William’s beautiful wife Catherine and their perfect three children. She and the kids will save the monarchy.

Perhaps. Those Cambridge kids sure is ugly tho.

No. The Grimaldis of Monaco are way trashier. Half-American, marriages to Circus performers, illegitamite children with flight attendants, bad pop albums, they own a Casino.

[quote] Those Cambridge kids sure is ugly tho.

They need to keep Archie around so they will always look stunningly beautiful in comparison.

Princess Stephanie of Monaco has to rank as the trashiest royal ever. Most beautiful royal ever was Queen Paola of Belgium. Runner-up: Queen Rania of Jordan. Ugliest royal (who is sadly gay): King of Morocco.

Quite a few of the non-reigning families are trashy.

Are they not the most embarrassing set of people to represent a country? It's not like you can just get rid of them and elect someone else. They're there for the duration, ugly inbred toe suckers.

Let's see.... The future Queen of Sweden married her fitness instructor. Her sister married a hedge fund manager. Her brother married a whore. Things are not looking good in ABBAland.

Why don't they just quit and then a new royal family can be hired? I know some nice families that would do a better job.

England should have a reality show where families get to compete to be the new royal family for a year. THEN we would truly see trashy!

OP, you must not be familiar with the Royals of Monaco. Many are gorgeous, but they are completely dissolute. And no royal has worked as hard as Queen Elizabeth.

OP is some dumbass Markle troll. It thinks the British royal family is the only royal family on the planet.

Yeah, the Swedish Royal Family is pretty trashy (as R22 lays out perfectly).

They have nothing on me..

Why me, R26? I wish you could ask if I'm okay though.

Here’s a grandson of Prince Albert, in the line of secession in Monaco.

There's a line to secede in Monaco? That's one orderly civil war.

R30 .. Of Prince Ranier.

OP. There is a lot of competition. The Norwegian crown prince married a single mother who had a child with a convicted felon and whose own father married a former stripper. His sister collaborates with clairvoyants and is currently in a relationship with an American shaman.

A former Dutch queen took advice on the exercise of her public duties from a faith healer while her husband took kick-backs from Lockheed. Three generations in a row of Dutch monarchs somehow managed to select consorts with personal or family ties to fascist regimes (an especially delicate situation in a country occupied by fascists in the past) You might think it difficult for the current monarch, born in the late 60s to continue the tradition, but he exercised his ingenuity by looking as far afield as Argentina for a spouse.

The Grimaldis and Luxemburgers are far and away the trashiest because they've enabled massive international tax evasion and money laundering, which erodes the ability of governments everywhere to pay for things like hospitals, schools, etc etc. Remember that when you're next in a rundown emergency dept. You can thank Prince Albert etc. for doing their bit to make your life that little bit shittier.

Albert is best!

R6, I agree that Monegasques were princely, but not necessarily royal. However, check out this video (from about 11:25) wherein Queen Elizabeth II addresses him as HRH and calls him "good brother and cousin" -- an ancient greeting.

Interesting, if not earth-shaking.

The scandal of Prince Albert's wife fucking off back home to South Africa for months is the juiciest, trashiest current scandal. It's rumored she's got a boyfriend there and got fed up with him fucking around.

R36, My good sister and cousin must've been having a senior moment. The Grimaldi are in no way, shape, or form [italic]HRHs,[/italic] including that Hanoverian Princess with no royal rank.

R36, which is why it makes the personal note so intriguing. Surely your good sister and cousin (though as you're not regnant, you shouldn't use that term) knows the the most minute iota of every royal protocol.

Duh, meant as a response to R38.

And no royal has worked as hard as Queen Elizabeth

You must be kidding, cutting ribbons, visiting sick children in the hospital is working hard? She has probably downed more sherry than most Royals, I'll give you that.

R41 is totally unaware of the work involved in being a head of state.

You would enjoy a life of constantly meeting and being nice to strangers? Frequently making speeches on live television? Making long trips across the world?

This is a Markle fanclub thread. Some black woman from Lipstick Alley who had never heard of the British royal family till the Balding Carrot married a D list actress who always passed for white.

I never knew black women were so enamored of pretending they're princesses.

Princess Martha Louise of Norway is dating a Shaman who believes he is half lizard person, half "Andromeda".

The King of Spain embezzled a huge amount of money and ran off with his mistress to the Middle East.

The King of Thailand married his mistress and then made another his "official consort" then threw her and her family in jail, then brought her back and lives with his harem in Germany. And oh yeah, he has people who don't like that and the other abuses imprisoned and murdered.

The Emir of Dubai had at least two of his daughters kidnapped and imprisoned and his son died of a drug overdose. He tried to kidnap another two kids from their mother because he was divorcing her.

In Jordan there was a family coup against Abdullah. Allegedly.

The Crown Prince of Oman is marrying his double first cousin.

The Trump family who THINKS they are royals is trashier than all of them put together.

The, hardest thing to do is to do nothing, she likes to say. .