Hey, you! Can I ask you a personal question?

Love the original Hairspray! Deborah Harry and Sony Bono needed more screen time.

So much more fun than the musical

That girl's got roaches in her hair!

Only when she can use it to her advantage!

Tracy Turnblad is a HUMAN ROACH NEST!

She’s adopted!

R6 Everyday I wish that were the case.

Me too.

She’s an adopted mulatto who can’t drive

Let's get high and iron the chick's hair!

"She can't decide. When I was raising her she was white. Then she married into a foreign family and said she was black, and that the nation of the family she married into was racist and hated her, although the family includes people of colour in their geneology and the entire family on separate occasions has visited nations where people of colour are the majority of the population. She joined a white sorority when she went to college, which I paid for. Now she won't speak to me, so I don't know which colour or race she is, or anything about her, unless I read a tabloid newspaper or switch on telly to hear her trashing me for abusing her when she was young. I was surprised as just about everybody in the family was about the abuse stories. But she was an A-list actress, you know. So maybe she was just rehearsing for something. I wouldn't know. She's frozen me out." Thomas Mar... oh, never mind.

It really IS true that somehow, every single fucking thread eventually becomes about her, doesn't it?

"For all we know, she might be high yellow!"

--Velma on Tracy Turnblad

Big as a house! With a triple process, no less.

I enjoy saying Von Tussle more than Von Pussy!