He's made the money. He's forty. He's created a career that's very independent of Hollywood norms. So why not?
Why Doesn't Jake Gyllenhaal come out?
|by Anonymous||reply 339||October 21, 2021 9:03 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 1||October 11, 2021 2:57 AM|
You really think Gyllenhaal is gay?
I don’t get the vibes at all. Maybe 10 years ago I questioned it but as he’s gotten older and lost his boyish charm, I think he’s going to become a dirty old straight man like Leo and Jack Nicholson.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||October 11, 2021 3:02 AM|
No credible public relationships with women.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||October 11, 2021 3:05 AM|
What about the new girl he’s been with?
|by Anonymous||reply 4||October 11, 2021 3:06 AM|
Another question: why bother? As OP says, he's created a career that's independent of Hollywood norms. And it's nobody's business.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||October 11, 2021 3:09 AM|
Because his agents won’t let him come out. Same with Leo, Tom C., Bradley Cooper, Timotay, Tom Holland, etc. It’s more lucrative to pretend you are straight.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||October 11, 2021 3:11 AM|
I could care less. But I’m available if he wants to date me. Hi Jake! Xoxo
|by Anonymous||reply 7||October 11, 2021 3:33 AM|
[quote] dirty old straight man like Leo.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||October 11, 2021 3:47 AM|
OP, just to piss off bitter fraus like you.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||October 11, 2021 3:48 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 10||October 11, 2021 3:50 AM|
Because he's not gay, idiot.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||October 11, 2021 3:51 AM|
He's gotta be into some really fucked up stuff though, right?
|by Anonymous||reply 12||October 11, 2021 3:55 AM|
OP is nibby nosing frau. Jake is handsome, he's got money, she wants it.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||October 11, 2021 4:05 AM|
Jake was Toothy Tile, right?
|by Anonymous||reply 14||October 11, 2021 5:40 AM|
Toothy Tile was pretty much fanfiction . It started out as a very generic blind item . Young actor is secretly bi ( back in the beginning Toothy Tile was still bi) . People started the usual guessing game and Jake got selected for the role because he had Brokeback Mountain coming up and Heath took himself out of the running by knocking up Michelle Williams on the damn mountain . And the more people mentioned Jake the more specific the blind item got and Toothy also went from bi to gay . Eventually even Ted Casablanca (what ever happened to him ) had to have realized that he went too far and tried to bullshit his way out of it with the story of swirling juices to create the super secret hidden basement baby .
|by Anonymous||reply 15||October 11, 2021 5:51 AM|
I know a gay guy who is extremely close to him professionally and he swears there's no dirt. Extremely close. For at least 5 years.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||October 11, 2021 5:56 AM|
Extremely close? Like, six inches deep?
|by Anonymous||reply 17||October 11, 2021 8:53 AM|
Straight, has been with that French model for a couple years now.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||October 11, 2021 9:03 AM|
The fraus are delusional with constantly trolling with Jake is straight
|by Anonymous||reply 19||October 11, 2021 9:14 AM|
Unfortunately it’s a potentially self-immolating move for a leading role actor to come out. Hollywood may be liberal but is run by accountants and the sad fact is that many parts of the world, including highly lucrative markets like China, are horrendously homophobic. In short, an openly gay lead actor is a bad investment.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||October 11, 2021 9:15 AM|
R20 well said
|by Anonymous||reply 21||October 11, 2021 9:25 AM|
Epitome of bi...and hairy.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||October 11, 2021 9:26 AM|
There has never been any credible evidence that Jake is gay. Even if he was, who fucking cares, he's old and ugly now.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||October 11, 2021 9:52 AM|
[quote] The fraus are delusional with constantly trolling with Jake is straight
If you meant me, I'm a raging fag.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||October 11, 2021 10:38 PM|
I honestly would rather not know the private lives of most actors.
I think being out is important and in most other industries/professions it's so empowering. But acting is a bit different.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||October 11, 2021 10:42 PM|
Who is gayer? Gyllenhaal or DiCaprio?
|by Anonymous||reply 26||October 11, 2021 10:45 PM|
I don't think it is a bout homophobia in Hollywood in the majority, per se. Let's face it, that town is about suspending the sense of reality to a certain degree in a film -- and if you're going to have an openly gay lead actor in a story relationship with an actor of the opposite sex, it's going to likely work against the story's intended romantic angle, their intercommunications dynamic, the audiences' reactions and, ultimately, the film's box office success to a great degree, IMO.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||October 12, 2021 12:54 AM|
Toothy Tile as bi seems more likely. I don’t think Kiki Dunst would have been in a showmance and they were cute together way back in the day.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||October 12, 2021 12:59 AM|
Jake Gyllenhaal doesn't seem gay to me. He's like one of those unattractive guys that because he was a famous actor he would get laid. But he looks smelly.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||October 12, 2021 1:13 AM|
I used to think Leo pinged when he was younger. He was cute then. Now he is gross. Just some old asshole dating women half his age. Typical
|by Anonymous||reply 30||October 12, 2021 1:15 AM|
I don’t get that he’s gay either. Now, his brother in law Peter Sarsgaard on the other hand../
|by Anonymous||reply 31||October 12, 2021 1:37 AM|
I think gay men romanticized the idea of Jake being gay because of BBM. It’s really just much ado about nothing.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||October 12, 2021 1:40 AM|
OP Always nice to hear from 2006.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||October 12, 2021 1:42 AM|
Was his bf Jonathan Groff or am I thinking of another actor paired to JG. Either way, I volunteer to be the cheese in that sandwich.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||October 12, 2021 1:47 AM|
The Toothy Tile thing was utter bullshit. By the end of it, he had Baby Tile. Come on, a child is hidden after all these years?
|by Anonymous||reply 35||October 12, 2021 1:53 AM|
My partner (before we were together) lived next door to him in the Hollywood Hills. Jake was dating a guy and made no secret about it. Funnily enough, this was when he "dating" Reese and she was, in fact, over all the time. But clearly as a friend.
My partner doesn't care about Hollywood and didn't even know who Jake/Reese/etc were, but he thought Jake was hot so did a little research.
Take that however you want.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||October 12, 2021 2:40 AM|
^I believe it
|by Anonymous||reply 37||October 12, 2021 3:03 AM|
Your Fraugrance is revolting
|by Anonymous||reply 38||October 12, 2021 3:06 AM|
It's making me sick to my uterus, I'm about to vomit.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||October 12, 2021 3:13 AM|
[quote]I could care less. But I’m available if he wants to date me. Hi Jake! Xoxo
If he's into fucking idiots, maybe he'll track you down from this post.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||October 12, 2021 3:58 AM|
Jake isn't gay. Time to Finally move on.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||October 12, 2021 4:05 AM|
The Jake is gay trolls are the same as the Ricky Martin had a facelift trolls. You can't make them move on because they. well, they're not able to.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||October 12, 2021 4:09 AM|
Back when Deux Moi actually posted gossip she posted a bunch of stuff about him. From everything posted, he is straight and gross. Lots of reports of him smelling disgusting, sitting front and center at Soul Cycle with greasy dirty hair and stinking up the room, lots of accounts of him dating various younger nobody women in NY and treating them poorly. Stories of him being intense and weird and pretentious. None of it was that interesting but it all seemed true. Completely ruined my opinion of him.
We don’t want him.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||October 12, 2021 4:10 AM|
[quote] My partner (before we were together) lived next door to him in the Hollywood Hills. Jake was dating a guy and made no secret about it.
Can you elaborate on “made no secret about it”?
The subsequent replies in this thread cast doubt on his gayness.
I’ve never seen any concrete evidence that he’s straight, either.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||October 12, 2021 4:13 AM|
OP should have her demented brain checked first since she always believes every man is gay, even her own father. Crazy, old, fat coot.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||October 12, 2021 4:15 AM|
I used to be a fan but honestly I’m bored by him. He’s still cast in good/interesting movies usually, but he’s like Leo diCaprio in that he doesn’t really elevate the material, is rather predictable in his performances and most of the time I wish someone else was cast instead. He’s just fortunate, like diCaprio, that enough interesting/good directors want to work with him- but I wouldn’t put it down to any talent it’s more about his branding as an intelligent, “quirky” actor. He really did try to butch up his image with “end of watch”, “prisoners”, “southpaw” and “wildlife” but he doesn’t really pull it off.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||October 12, 2021 4:41 AM|
It seems like somebody told him to butch up his image for longevity perhaps or to be considered for a superhero franchise.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||October 12, 2021 4:47 AM|
Street name for your ex? I call bullshit.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||October 12, 2021 4:56 AM|
Have people forgotten that Jake was in a long-standing relationship with Austin Nichols? Every supposed female paramour is a beard.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||October 12, 2021 5:13 AM|
Is Jake Gyllenhaal a Lebanese too? First Danny Thomas, and now Jake?
|by Anonymous||reply 50||October 12, 2021 5:37 AM|
Jake's love of show tunes and his slight lisp are some gay stereotypes he has.
(and the Taylor Swift relationship too.)
|by Anonymous||reply 51||October 12, 2021 5:58 AM|
R49: Most of us remember! It is just a few "he is straight!" trolls running up and down this thread (along with the Ben Afflect and Bradley Cooper threads) forgetting and protesting too much.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||October 12, 2021 6:02 AM|
r2 = "I no longer find him attractive, therefore he must be straight".
DL logic is migraine-inducing.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||October 12, 2021 6:31 AM|
[quote] I think he’s going to become a dirty old straight man like Leo and Jack Nicholson.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||October 12, 2021 6:37 AM|
It happens with every gay star who eventually comes out. A lot of (mostly frau) posts about how straight he is and getting no gay vibes and how "DL wants everybody to be gay". Then we he finally comes out, they're the "we been knew" and "water is wet" comments.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||October 12, 2021 6:37 AM|
Anybody who's seen these photos and still claims this man is straight isn't just clueless, but plain stoopid with the intelligence of a gnat. I automatically assume I'm working with an IQ of under 75 when I see those comments.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||October 12, 2021 6:42 AM|
I always thought toothy tile was Evans because of his teeth
|by Anonymous||reply 57||October 12, 2021 6:44 AM|
[quote]There has never been any credible evidence that Jake is gay.
There has never been any credible evidence that he's straight.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||October 12, 2021 6:50 AM|
Tits and ass but not vagina. Bi? Love for mtfs? hot...
|by Anonymous||reply 59||October 12, 2021 6:55 AM|
R44, oh just normal bf stuff. Like, Jake and the guy (I'm pretty sure it was Austin) would get the Sunday paper together in robes (yes, this was back when people still got the paper!) indicating that they'd slept together and woke up together.
My partner's house was actually above Jake's. Next door, but elevated (it's the hills, hard to explain). So Jake's driveway was just below my partner's deck. Thus, he could see the newspaper retrieval... Stuff like that.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||October 12, 2021 7:07 AM|
R36 Sure, Jan. And the Earth is flat while you're at it.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||October 12, 2021 8:19 AM|
There was a time when Jake and Austin went everywhere together Then it all stopped suddenly which is more indicative of a break up because straight friendships rarely end so abruptly. Because no closeted gay celebrity is ever public about his flings, we have to fill in the gaps ourselves.
. Like this pap shot of them leaving their hotel one morning both looking a little unkempt. They were a couple then they broke up. Which explains why they've never been seen together in the same postcode again.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||October 12, 2021 9:21 AM|
That's your evidence for them being gay? They are unkempt and don't shower 50 times a day? No. Just no.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||October 12, 2021 9:52 AM|
Love these posts, bit of simple googling and the original story dates from 2006,. that pap shot is from 2009 (that blog is hilarious, Ryan Seacrest and Simon Cowell a thing?!), and yet there are plenty of pictures of them long after that "breakup", that's a very long term secret romance going on here!
|by Anonymous||reply 64||October 12, 2021 10:01 AM|
[quote]That's your evidence for them being gay? They are unkempt and don't shower 50 times a day? No. Just no.
No.No one but the guys he's hooked up with can provide that. But pics like the one at r56 are as close as you'll get to "evidence" because he will never do PDA with a guy. I notice you never ask for "evidence" even in the face of clearly staged shots like this one with Taylor Swift. Why?
|by Anonymous||reply 65||October 12, 2021 10:15 AM|
Oh I really dont think he's gay... the ones that you think probably are just heterosexual dudes with sensitive feminine expressive sides.... the really gay people that are closeted and famous are the ones you'd probably least expect, a tough macho stud kind of guy is more likely to be closeted.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||October 12, 2021 10:15 AM|
Then why are you on a thread where people believe he's gay? I have never posted on a Jon Hamm thread, even though I find him insanely attractive, because he's ... wait for it ... undeniably straight.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||October 12, 2021 10:44 AM|
r64 I was here in 2006 when Jake was generating about 10 times the threads that hideous Timothy Chalamet kid does on this site now. Back then, he was less guarded, which is how the courtside pics happened.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||October 12, 2021 10:50 AM|
I’m pretty sure he probably is gay, but we’re still living in a day and age where that is not acceptable for leading male actors.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||October 12, 2021 11:25 AM|
[quote]People started the usual guessing game and Jake got selected for the role because he had Brokeback Mountain coming up and Heath took himself out of the running by knocking up Michelle Williams on the damn mountain.
There were rumors about him as far back as when he did October Sky, when few people were checking for him, and went to Columbia with people saying he was bisexual even back then with people saying they either made out with him or at the least he was pretty open about it.
But I don't really expect anyone to remember Is He/She Gay and ye olden Datalounge.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||October 12, 2021 11:31 AM|
Married to his career. A deeply committed relationship.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||October 12, 2021 11:43 AM|
r70 His first movie, City Slickers at age 12. Billy Crystal thought he's gay:
[italic]“He was always performing,” remembers Crystal. “He would sing from South Pacific and we’d all go, ‘He’s gay, he’s going to be gay.’” Not that there's anything wrong with that.[/italic]
That article is no longer on the EW site, btw. LOL
|by Anonymous||reply 72||October 12, 2021 11:46 AM|
Here's the 2008 DL thread about it.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||October 12, 2021 11:47 AM|
He looked cuter before
|by Anonymous||reply 74||October 12, 2021 11:54 AM|
[quote] Love these posts, bit of simple googling and the original story dates from 2006,. that pap shot is from 2009 (that blog is hilarious, Ryan Seacrest and Simon Cowell a thing?!), and yet there are plenty of pictures of them long after that "breakup", that's a very long term secret romance going on here!
Are you referring to Jake and Austin?
|by Anonymous||reply 75||October 12, 2021 2:23 PM|
R72, Jake would have been 10 when filming City Slickers. He was born Dec. 1980 and the movie was released June 1991, Jake wouldn’t have turned 12 until Dec of 1992.
But I agree with Billy Crystal: if he was singing numbers from South Pacific on the set of City Slickers, at age 10, he’s probably gay. *Maybe* bi.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||October 12, 2021 2:30 PM|
A French Model
|by Anonymous||reply 77||October 12, 2021 3:16 PM|
The Witherspoon bearding was almost as ridiculous as Taylor Swift. Here they are in Italy making out in front of Mama Gyllenhaal. Definitely a performance for the paps.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||October 12, 2021 4:20 PM|
His obit will read:
Jake Gyllenhaal was fucked in a tent by Oscar winner Heath Ledger.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||October 12, 2021 4:32 PM|
R65 Celebrity worship is disgustingly revolting and the sign of a very limited intelligence. VERY limited. No one should give any fucks for these assholes.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||October 12, 2021 5:38 PM|
Girls tend to be stupid and natural fascists. Clearly this OP is a fucking stupid girl. No need to say anymore.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||October 12, 2021 5:39 PM|
Yikes, R81. I’m a male supremacist as much as any guy, but that’s going a bit far. “Girls tend to be stupid and natural fascists”? How does that even follow from “Why doesn’t Jake just come out?”, a question that anyone of either gender could’ve asked?
|by Anonymous||reply 82||October 12, 2021 5:47 PM|
Get a load of Brooke Astor at R80.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||October 12, 2021 6:12 PM|
R82 Only a girl could be so stupid to give a fuck who Jake chooses to fuck. No one with a brain gives any fucks.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||October 12, 2021 6:37 PM|
No one with a brain says "gives any fucks."
|by Anonymous||reply 85||October 12, 2021 6:46 PM|
[quote] Toothy Tile as bi seems more likely. I don’t think Kiki Dunst would have been in a showmance
Can't you refer to people and things by their actual names? Why do you have to write like Ted Casablanca did 20 years ago?
|by Anonymous||reply 86||October 12, 2021 6:56 PM|
Brainy R84 is above all of this tawdry gossip. I wonder why he's even on this thread. I guess just to let us know he's above all this tawdry gossip.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||October 12, 2021 6:58 PM|
Maybe r84 is actually BELOW all this tawdry gossip r87.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||October 12, 2021 7:28 PM|
Recent video #1. He talks to Howard Stern about getting married (to a woman) now that he's accomplished a lot in his career.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||October 12, 2021 7:56 PM|
Video #2: Jake explains to Howard that he probably couldn't star in Brokeback Mountain if it were made today because he's not a gay actor.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||October 12, 2021 7:58 PM|
What a load of horse shit ^^
|by Anonymous||reply 91||October 12, 2021 7:59 PM|
Jake only dates in Europe.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||October 12, 2021 9:31 PM|
Yep! Jake and Vin like the same type of women (smirk).
|by Anonymous||reply 93||October 12, 2021 9:33 PM|
[quote] Jake explains to Howard that he probably couldn't star in Brokeback Mountain if it were made today because he's not a gay actor.
So that explains him butching up his image. Unfortunately to me he’s typecast as the gay and sensitive characters he players before. I can’t see him as very masculine characters or fathers.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||October 12, 2021 9:39 PM|
R89 He’s in love and wants a family. Awww.
What makes a man desire a wife and family? What’s the payoff and reward when his future is mostly likely a divorce, a custody battle, and crazy child support payments?
I totally understand marriage and family if I was a woman. Women like and desire children way more than men and weddings are big parties for yourself. And you’ll most likely win in divorce court and be able to keep the kids if you’re not batshit crazy.
I just don’t understand the appeal with men. Maybe some married people can explain it to me.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||October 12, 2021 9:41 PM|
I know, right? It's ridiculous that he keeps up this pointless charade. Surely it is of no benefit to anyone by now.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||October 12, 2021 9:42 PM|
He looks great in those two videos. I realize there may be a bit of a zoom-type beauty filter in play, but still. His eyes are as big as a cartoon Disney prince.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||October 12, 2021 10:06 PM|
I never got him or Timotheeeeeeee Chardonnay. Both of them are hyped up as hunks but they aren't that sexy... or hot... or nice looking. Especially Timotheeeeeeee, he just looks like the "sensitive" boy you dumped for the football player.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||October 12, 2021 10:51 PM|
Who the fuck wants a football player?
|by Anonymous||reply 99||October 12, 2021 10:54 PM|
He might be bi, but if he wants a family, well… women are probably better for that purpose than gay men. MOST gay men are just terrible long term partners.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||October 12, 2021 10:54 PM|
It's known in NY circles that Jake is gay. He doesn't go to any great lengths to hide it in private life.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||October 12, 2021 11:13 PM|
Because he's not gay.
No how much fans of BBM want him to be.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||October 12, 2021 11:14 PM|
Sorry r102. It's not a secret in the biz. Go back to your pumpkin spice and Maroon 5 DVD.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||October 12, 2021 11:19 PM|
A good friend was summering on the French Riviera in 2005 and saw Jake and Heath together at private and public Happy Few spots, and the two were lovers.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||October 12, 2021 11:34 PM|
[quote] Women like and desire children way more than men and weddings are big parties for yourself.
Speak for yourself.
Kids are annoying and environmentally-destructive lampreys, and weddings are expensive rituals of rape-as-practise.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||October 12, 2021 11:37 PM|
[quote]Jake explains ... he's not a gay actor.
Jake is bi confirmed!
|by Anonymous||reply 106||October 12, 2021 11:38 PM|
R72 Billy Crystal seems like a real one. He was visibly and vocally there for the gay community in a respectful way, long before it was fashionable or even safe in popular culture. I would tend to trust his judgement and opinion on such matters.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||October 12, 2021 11:39 PM|
he's clearly a pussy hound. The decrepit queens are in fanfiction mode again.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||October 12, 2021 11:39 PM|
R65 OT but Swifty’s hair used to be so thick and fluffy and static. What happened? Now it’s pin-straight and sort of stringy.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||October 12, 2021 11:40 PM|
R58 very sneaky bit of semantics. Men can have ‘tits and ass’ just like women. Maybe he just likes chubby blokes, or fit-flabs, or men with some curves.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||October 13, 2021 12:03 AM|
R89 Been there done that dear boy.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||October 13, 2021 12:56 AM|
Jake is absolutely not a gay actor.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||October 13, 2021 1:03 AM|
He's very inarticulate in the Howard Stern interview.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||October 13, 2021 1:40 AM|
For Auld Lang Syne
|by Anonymous||reply 114||October 13, 2021 2:10 AM|
[quote] he's clearly a pussy hound. The decrepit queens are in fanfiction mode again.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||October 13, 2021 2:51 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 116||October 13, 2021 2:57 AM|
Ledger was acting. Gyllenhaal was behaving.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||October 13, 2021 3:10 AM|
R114 Unfair! He looks at everyone that way!
|by Anonymous||reply 118||October 13, 2021 3:30 AM|
[quote]Liberace tells "What I Want in a Woman"
Liberace was born way too soon. Unlike today, women with penises were much harder to find in the 1950s.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||October 13, 2021 6:26 AM|
R85 Change your loaded tampon, stupid bitch.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||October 13, 2021 9:12 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 121||October 13, 2021 8:40 PM|
He's not gay, that's why.
|by Anonymous||reply 122||October 13, 2021 8:42 PM|
Sorry. R121 was meant for a different thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 123||October 13, 2021 8:45 PM|
To be fair, R121 is appropriate for any thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 124||October 13, 2021 9:28 PM|
Whatever he is (I suspect gay) I'm just glad he doesn't wear his sexuality around his neck like desperate leathery thrist trap Luke Evans or insufferable gay pride float Billy Porter. We have MORE than enough obnoxious queens.
|by Anonymous||reply 125||October 13, 2021 10:40 PM|
^^^ We have more than enough obnoxious Karens
|by Anonymous||reply 126||October 14, 2021 1:10 AM|
Nobody but fraus give a shit about Luke Evans
|by Anonymous||reply 127||October 14, 2021 1:14 AM|
If he ever does, he can count on my support as a straight man.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||October 14, 2021 1:25 AM|
New interview. He SAID he’s STRAIGHT
Howard Stern talks to Jake Gyllenhaal about how people became obsessed with his sexuality after Brokeback Mountain
|by Anonymous||reply 129||October 14, 2021 1:27 AM|
It's the straight women and trans women trolling this site that can't accept that he's not married. He's handsome. He's talented. He's famous. He's got money. They want it. Their pussies/mussies/fake or real ta ta's. Hell, they can't even pay for a subscription to this site.
They're tweaking because his in his 40's and never fancied them.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||October 14, 2021 1:28 AM|
As has been said, it's known in the Industry and also in NY circles that Jake is gay and doesn't really hide it in his private life. It sucks that he has to pretend to be straight (and Stern, who surely knows what the deal is, plays along) but unfortunately that's fucking show business. Very little has changed for leading male actors since Rock Hudson's day, for a variety of reasons.
|by Anonymous||reply 131||October 14, 2021 2:02 AM|
Does he identify as a straight man in that Howard Stern interview? I can’t be bothered to watch it all.
|by Anonymous||reply 132||October 14, 2021 2:10 AM|
He might be gay, or maybe not, but it's pretty clear to me he has... issues.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||October 14, 2021 2:20 AM|
What kind of issues, R133? (Honestly asking— I really don’t know much about him except that he’s a bit of a diva/asshole to work with.)
|by Anonymous||reply 134||October 14, 2021 2:22 AM|
[quote]Very little has changed for leading male actors since Rock Hudson's day, for a variety of reasons.
And long before Rock Hudson's day, back to the earliest days of Hollywood.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||October 14, 2021 2:39 AM|
Jake admitted he has been in analysis since he was 7 yo. Tells you all ya need to know.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||October 14, 2021 2:39 AM|
Straight guys in Hollywood don't make it to 40 without a single representative relationship. They just don't. If Jake was really straight, he have been married and divorced twice already, probably with several kids. He has issues, probably with intimacy and yes, sex.
|by Anonymous||reply 137||October 14, 2021 2:39 AM|
ANALysis . Fixed for R136.
|by Anonymous||reply 138||October 14, 2021 2:43 AM|
I don't know any straight men in their 40s who haven't had, at the very least, one long-term, live-in relationship with a woman. Most of them are married or divorced, and if divorced they have a girlfriend.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||October 14, 2021 2:44 AM|
As I said in R137.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||October 14, 2021 2:46 AM|
Jacob needs to settle down with a nice Jewish boy.
|by Anonymous||reply 141||October 14, 2021 2:49 AM|
r139 except for the fact Jake has had several long term relationships with women. This current one he has been with for years (3 I think), and the previous GF for years also. He cant win. Either people here dont think it counts as he doesnt talk about them all the time - so think he is forever single, or they will also think he is bearding if he does talk about them. 10 years ago I could have brought him as being a closet case, now im not convinced.
|by Anonymous||reply 142||October 14, 2021 2:56 AM|
Pete Davidson isn't Jewish
|by Anonymous||reply 143||October 14, 2021 3:13 AM|
r142 he was papped with women. Not in a relationship with them.
|by Anonymous||reply 144||October 14, 2021 3:14 AM|
Is there proof that he’s in a long term relationship with a chick now?
Has anyone ever come on this site with inside dirt about him? Or is virtually NOTHING known about his private life?
|by Anonymous||reply 145||October 14, 2021 3:19 AM|
r145 there have been several posts on this very thread with dirt.
|by Anonymous||reply 146||October 14, 2021 3:20 AM|
R146, you mean the guy whose boyfriend lived behind/above Jake’s property in the Hills? I’m on the fence about the meaning of that situation with Austin, getting the newspaper in their bathrobes, etc.
I was thinking more along the lines of, has anyone who’s ever been in a position to know for sure what’s really going on in his private life come on the site and spilled any dirt?
|by Anonymous||reply 147||October 14, 2021 3:23 AM|
He walks around NYC with his boyfriends and goes to public places like restaurants and such with them. It's not a secret in NYC. Hell, he does SoulCycle. How many straight men are in SoulCycle? And with another man at that?
|by Anonymous||reply 148||October 14, 2021 3:27 AM|
The porn trolls have arrived en force. Typical.
|by Anonymous||reply 149||October 14, 2021 3:47 AM|
R143 Davidson's dad is Jewish his Mom is Irish Catholic.
|by Anonymous||reply 150||October 14, 2021 3:47 AM|
R142/ R149 Jake's PR shills have arrived .Typical.
|by Anonymous||reply 151||October 14, 2021 3:49 AM|
Another tweeked out queen thread. Great.
|by Anonymous||reply 152||October 14, 2021 3:51 AM|
The porn posts made me laugh because they’re so ridiculous and took me by surprise (after 137 non-porn replies in this thread—and 3 days after it was started).
Life is better when you don’t take things like Jake Gyllenhaal too seriously, R149.
|by Anonymous||reply 153||October 14, 2021 3:52 AM|
Dumb Fraus wake up and smell the cookies!
|by Anonymous||reply 154||October 14, 2021 3:53 AM|
R153 Well your here Karen.
|by Anonymous||reply 155||October 14, 2021 3:55 AM|
Shock value works for about a half second. Then it's just meh.
|by Anonymous||reply 156||October 14, 2021 3:55 AM|
^ You are just too obvious hon.
|by Anonymous||reply 157||October 14, 2021 3:57 AM|
R155 It's you're. As in YOU ARE.
|by Anonymous||reply 158||October 14, 2021 3:57 AM|
[quote] Well your here Karen.
?? I’m having a good time in this thread. Who the fuck are you to call me a “Karen”? I’m just enjoying the gossip AND the goofy Photoshop porn. I didn’t say anything to indicate I was ‘above’ this thread or something.
|by Anonymous||reply 159||October 14, 2021 3:59 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 160||October 14, 2021 4:00 AM|
R158 as in YOU'RE ...
|by Anonymous||reply 161||October 14, 2021 4:04 AM|
Gurls, gurls, gurls!
|by Anonymous||reply 162||October 14, 2021 4:07 AM|
Only ONE cat. That's hardly trying.
|by Anonymous||reply 163||October 14, 2021 4:11 AM|
Hold me Jake.
|by Anonymous||reply 164||October 14, 2021 4:13 AM|
Puzzled as to why among all his contemporaries : Ledger, Leto ,McConaughey only Gyllenhaal has not won an Oscar. In a 30 year career he seems to have tried all the usual stunts, starving himself,getting fat,pyschos,gays,comedy,indies,dramas even Broadway. Worked with the best directors. He's from a Hollywood family. Knows everyone in the business since he was a kid. Why no respect? Is he the male Glenn Close?
|by Anonymous||reply 165||October 14, 2021 4:46 AM|
When has he ever given an Oscar-type of performance?
I liked him a lot in Zodiac and Nightcrawler, but…
|by Anonymous||reply 166||October 14, 2021 4:48 AM|
You don't like me. You really don't like me!
|by Anonymous||reply 167||October 14, 2021 4:50 AM|
When has he ever given an Oscar-type of performance?
Certainly not with his bearding.
|by Anonymous||reply 168||October 14, 2021 4:54 AM|
R165 Hey hey he got an Oscar by injection.
|by Anonymous||reply 169||October 14, 2021 4:59 AM|
Woof! ^^ I wonder what the back seat of that car smelled like?
|by Anonymous||reply 170||October 14, 2021 5:14 AM|
CASEY FUCKING AFFLECK! CASEY FUCKING AFFLECK! CASEY FUCKING AFFLECK! CASEY FUCKING AFFLECK! CASEY FUCKING AFFLECK! CASEY FUCKING AFFLECK! CASEY FUCKING AFFLECK!
|by Anonymous||reply 171||October 14, 2021 5:14 AM|
cum and ass r170
|by Anonymous||reply 172||October 14, 2021 5:17 AM|
R165 Glenn Close is the male Glenn Close.
|by Anonymous||reply 173||October 14, 2021 5:20 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 174||October 14, 2021 5:23 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 175||October 14, 2021 7:29 AM|
R130 Exactly. With girls, they expire once they hit 35 to 40, even quicker if theys fat. Gay men can keep fucking and being desirable till they're 60, then it's over.
|by Anonymous||reply 176||October 14, 2021 10:55 AM|
R176 gay men being desirable until they r 60?
FROM WHICH PLANET? MARS? Are you 12 because you talked like you have no life experience
|by Anonymous||reply 177||October 14, 2021 12:08 PM|
R177 I never said EVERY GAY MAN, stupid fuck. Gay men can still look amazing and have the option to keep fucking till they're at least 60. But after that forget it. Females don't have the option of still looking fit and hot and fuckable when they're 60. Look at Madonna. By the time she hit 30-35, she already looked like crap.
|by Anonymous||reply 178||October 14, 2021 12:12 PM|
Whatever he is, he does a mean Whitney Houston!
|by Anonymous||reply 179||October 14, 2021 12:15 PM|
^^^^ Yea, he did that in drag on SNL one year. He is a good actor, I give him that. Too bad he lost the Tony this year. He was terrific in 'Sunday in the Park with George".
|by Anonymous||reply 180||October 14, 2021 12:17 PM|
R138 is this the casting couch?
|by Anonymous||reply 181||October 14, 2021 12:20 PM|
R178 “ Females don't have the option of still looking fit and hot and fuckable when they're 60. ”
Are you still living with your parents in the basement? You talk like a teenager. Lack of life experience I think
|by Anonymous||reply 182||October 14, 2021 1:50 PM|
R178, Madonna did not look “like crap” by the time she was 30-35. She was 32 when she did the Blonde Ambition tour for fuck’s sake. Bad example. She really didn’t start looking horrible until the last 5 years!
Okay, now back to Jake and his gay, showtune-singin’ ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 183||October 14, 2021 3:24 PM|
R181 Jake did not need the casting couch. He had the far more effective nepotism couch.
|by Anonymous||reply 184||October 14, 2021 4:42 PM|
I became convinced when I first saw those pics at R56. And remain so. There is no doubt those two weren't playing Hide the Sausage.
|by Anonymous||reply 185||October 14, 2021 5:40 PM|
[quote]Why Doesn't Jake Gyllenhaal come out?
To respect my privacy.
|by Anonymous||reply 186||October 14, 2021 5:46 PM|
R179 it was painful listening them singing Whitney song. Can the fat phony James be any more gay?
|by Anonymous||reply 187||October 14, 2021 6:17 PM|
A friend of mine is friends with Dunst and had a project with her. Back when Jake and her were supposed to be an item he told me that the relationship was a PR stunt and he knew it from her. I have posted this story many times in the past.
|by Anonymous||reply 188||October 14, 2021 6:33 PM|
Why would a straight guy need a fake relationship, though? Is that something straight Hollywood actors do regularly?
|by Anonymous||reply 189||October 14, 2021 6:44 PM|
He'll probably get a "honorary Oscar" for career achievement when he's 70 yo.
|by Anonymous||reply 190||October 14, 2021 7:12 PM|
R183 Fuck off. By the early to mid 90s, Vadge was not sexy. She needed pounds of make up and photoshop to make what she was born with presentable. She has extremely poor genes. Everyone in her family are ugly going back hundreds of years. There are genealogy sites that show all her ancestors going back 150 years, they are all gross.
|by Anonymous||reply 191||October 14, 2021 7:20 PM|
You’re a complete idiot, R191.
|by Anonymous||reply 192||October 14, 2021 7:51 PM|
Why won't Jake validate ME? Is he or isn't he? What will I do with my days?
|by Anonymous||reply 193||October 14, 2021 8:06 PM|
I don't think Leo, Jake or Timothee are gay. Bradley Cooper yes I do. I get why people don't come out in Hollywood. But the evidence is slim to non existent I have said this before but I know some one that slept with Leo personally. Is she lying? I don't think so.
|by Anonymous||reply 194||October 14, 2021 9:45 PM|
Leo is bi. He and Lukas Haas have basically been in an open marriage for 25 years.
|by Anonymous||reply 195||October 14, 2021 9:48 PM|
I would bet money that Leo and Lukas were lovers at some point, more easily than betting they never were.
|by Anonymous||reply 196||October 14, 2021 9:52 PM|
They've lived together for 25 years and travel everywhere together.
|by Anonymous||reply 197||October 14, 2021 9:56 PM|
R189, it can help for publicity purposes, particularly for up and coming young actors. I remember when Jake and Kirsten were supposedly dating, I was much more familiar with Kirsten Dunst than I was with Jake Gyllenhaal. I don’t think I even know who he was until I heard Kirsten Dunst was dating him.
That being said, once he’s more established and dating Reese Witherspoon, well… that does look more suspicious.
|by Anonymous||reply 198||October 15, 2021 12:38 AM|
Jakey and McBongo made a hot couple.
|by Anonymous||reply 199||October 15, 2021 12:38 AM|
While Madge may have poor ancestors, aren't Jakes nobles? I think the Gyllenhaals are a noble family in Sweden. That's why he can't come out, it's for the honor of his ancestors.
|by Anonymous||reply 200||October 15, 2021 1:33 AM|
Oy! Jewish jewelers hon.
|by Anonymous||reply 201||October 15, 2021 1:58 AM|
Oh sorry so Leo is Bi not gay? Thanks for clarifying.
|by Anonymous||reply 202||October 15, 2021 11:44 AM|
R105 I agree, they are annoying but marriage has some incentives for certain people...
|by Anonymous||reply 203||October 15, 2021 4:17 PM|
R194 Y u believe bradley a gay?
|by Anonymous||reply 204||October 15, 2021 4:46 PM|
R204 flunked Gay Gossip 101.
|by Anonymous||reply 205||October 15, 2021 5:16 PM|
I think he's bi or was at least bi-curious at some point in his past, but he isn't gay. But why come out as bi if it would jeopardize his career? Other than Luke Evans, I don't know any gay actors who actually have good careers. At most they get type casted as comedic relief. Unfortunately, coming out is usually a desperate tactic when the career isn't going so well. Looking at Colton Underwood and Kevin Spacey.
|by Anonymous||reply 206||October 15, 2021 5:35 PM|
He’s clearly not gay
|by Anonymous||reply 207||October 15, 2021 5:35 PM|
Oh okay, R207. Yes, now that you’ve pointed out how clear it is, it’s clear.
|by Anonymous||reply 208||October 15, 2021 6:23 PM|
Is this Jake?
|by Anonymous||reply 209||October 15, 2021 6:41 PM|
Jake is gay. It's known in the Industry and among certain NY circles. He's not really closeted in his private life. He stays closeted in his public life for the sake of his career. Very little has changed re: leading actors. They still have to be closeted due to many factors.
|by Anonymous||reply 210||October 15, 2021 8:09 PM|
R210 is correct
|by Anonymous||reply 211||October 15, 2021 11:04 PM|
I don’t know… there are lots of people posting in this thread who don’t know anything, who insist that R210 is wrong.
|by Anonymous||reply 212||October 16, 2021 12:02 AM|
Jake's art dealer in Velvet Buzzsaw was proof that he's gay. It was more than acting on display.
|by Anonymous||reply 213||October 16, 2021 12:49 AM|
Chris Pine is also gay or at the very least bi with a preference for men, btw. And a DRUNK.
|by Anonymous||reply 214||October 16, 2021 1:07 AM|
Jake is just your typical neurotic Jewish mama's boy closet case.
|by Anonymous||reply 215||October 16, 2021 1:36 AM|
Does feminizing him by calling him a "mama's boy" make you feel better about your life a 1950s bully?
|by Anonymous||reply 216||October 16, 2021 2:26 AM|
r213 You mean the character than ends up not actually being gay, but bisexual? Its not the point you think it is hon.......
|by Anonymous||reply 217||October 16, 2021 6:15 AM|
Most likely because he wants to keep working, get even more money, and doesn't care about being true to himself. Unfortunately I'm pretty sure casting still is prejudiced against gay men.
|by Anonymous||reply 218||October 16, 2021 6:18 AM|
I think what's interesting is that a lot of the actors people insist are gay have had high profile gay roles like Leo, Timothee, Jake. Tom Holland because he is twinky I guess and did musical theatre as a kid? I am one of those ones that believe Tom Cruise is straight. But the fact they played high profile gay roles and gay men desperate for validation of some sort want to believe they are actually gay? I wonder if that comes into it at all?
|by Anonymous||reply 219||October 16, 2021 8:29 AM|
OP is the Welp Troll who thinks everyone in Hollywood is gay and bearding.
|by Anonymous||reply 220||October 16, 2021 9:14 AM|
How is this horse NOT dead?
SURE, both Jake and Leo are gay and have completely fooled the press for two decades.
Isn't it funny how a minority of DL always thinks that actors who would mostly be screaming "I'm gay" from the rooftops...are in the closet? I mean...James Franco, the actor who has played gay character after gay character after gay character is secretly gay? You think Harry Styles, who wears fucking dresses and eyeliner, wouldn't be sucking a dick on the front cover of "Attitude" magazine if he were gay?
|by Anonymous||reply 221||October 16, 2021 9:42 AM|
R221 how frau of yow
|by Anonymous||reply 222||October 16, 2021 9:52 AM|
Yup, R221. Harry's stans want him to marry a man but at most he's messed around with a couple of guys and only has romantic feelings for older women with blue eyes and sharp jawlines.
|by Anonymous||reply 223||October 16, 2021 10:04 AM|
What makes you think he is gay? Look like a straight man to me.
|by Anonymous||reply 224||October 16, 2021 10:33 AM|
There are hairy stinky gay men, R224.
|by Anonymous||reply 225||October 16, 2021 10:43 AM|
Some of my favorite gay men are hairy stinky gay men.
|by Anonymous||reply 226||October 16, 2021 10:53 AM|
I'm no fool. I have above average intelligence. Going by a motley collection of factors ranging from reliable anecdotes and gossip, on top of real-world practice over 40-odd years with a variety of human beings, circumstances and cultures, I am able to make informed inferences that, more often than not, tend to skew towards the truth.
I can tell r219 and r221 are fraus (possibly the same one).
I can also tell celebrities like Denzel Washington, Johnny Depp, Jon Hamm, Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Jason Sudeikis, Chris Evans, Chris Pratt, Jude Law and Jason Momoa are (to me) as straight as they come.
On the other hand, given years of interviews, quotes, gossip I deem reliable, circumstantial evidence like how they've conducted their public lives and relations, and just plain good old human intuition, I am not sold on the alleged 100% straighteness of a bunch of celebrities that includes (but isn't limited to): Leonardo DiCaprio, George Clooney, Will Smith, Matthew McConaughey, Bradley Cooper, Keanu Reeves, Zac Efron, James Franco, Chris Pine, Jared Leto, Colin Farrell, Henry Cavill, Alexander Skarsgard Chace Crawford, Seann William Scott and that Timothy rat boy whose name I can't spell, among others. No, I don't have proof, like the sex tape you fraus seem to always be demanding. But, like I said, I'm not stupid, and coming from the PR world, and understanding celebrities are actual businesses themselves with lots of money and livelihoods riding on them, I would never take a celebrity's word (or a politician's or an athlete's) at face value. They'll say what's best for their interests. Only fraus believe everything they read on People Magazine.
I've deliberately left out names like Clint Eastwood and Brad Pitt because I'm not sure if they were forced by occupational realities to do what it takes to survive or if it's just in their nature to be, as it were, 'game'. I honestly don't know. But if you twisted my arm, I'd put Eastwood in the first category and Pitt in the second (partly due to his behavior during his apparent now former friendship with Clooney).
And just so we're clear, I'm not saying they're all definitely gay. They could be bisexual or have dabbled or experimented in the past but now stick to a more heterosexual path. But Jake Gyllenhaal, as far as I'm concerned, not only belongs on the second list, but the case to be made about him being gay is much stronger than most of the others I've listed.
|by Anonymous||reply 227||October 16, 2021 2:09 PM|
R227 has it basically right.
|by Anonymous||reply 228||October 16, 2021 2:39 PM|
I heard from my co-worker that Jake is not gay because He was told by his cousin who has a friend who works in Hollywood for some newspaper that has an editor who sometimes likes to let slip some juicy gossip about a celebrity. Now, that editor is real good friends with Anne Hathaway who won't say a word but Anne's personal assistant spoke to another Jake co-star unnamed who said he heard that Jake was straight from his cousin's brother in law who is great friends with a studio camaraman who has worked on some of Jake's films and has witnessed - so he says - Jake going down on a female extra behind the scenes, a real quickie. That studio cameraman's son actually posts here on DL and therefore we Now Know The Truth.
|by Anonymous||reply 229||October 16, 2021 3:08 PM|
[quote]we Now Know The Truth.
And it has set me free!
|by Anonymous||reply 230||October 16, 2021 3:11 PM|
Probably cause he's straight.
|by Anonymous||reply 231||October 16, 2021 3:21 PM|
R227 "I am not sold on the alleged 100% straighteness of a bunch of celebrities that includes (but isn't limited to): Leonardo DiCaprio, George Clooney, Will Smith, Matthew McConaughey, Bradley Cooper, Keanu Reeves, Zac Efron, James Franco, Chris Pine, Jared Leto, Colin Farrell, Henry Cavill, Alexander Skarsgard Chace Crawford, Seann William Scott and that Timothy rat boy whose name I can't spell, among others."
That's more than half of the most famous actors of the last 20 years. You know that gay people make 5% of the population, tops.
|by Anonymous||reply 232||October 16, 2021 3:23 PM|
[quote]OP is the Welp Troll who thinks everyone in Hollywood is gay and bearding.
It's the "Welp Troll" troll! Welcome back, R220!
|by Anonymous||reply 233||October 16, 2021 3:28 PM|
[quote]That's more than half of the most famous actors of the last 20 years. You know that gay people make 5% of the population, tops.
No that I believe your 5% figure, but you know the percentage of gay men doing, say, interior design is significantly higher than mechanics, right? Ditto, theatrical arts vs sports. You'll find more gay men in Hollywood than in the big sports leagues.
|by Anonymous||reply 234||October 16, 2021 3:31 PM|
R234 Most Hollywood actors have zero to do with theatrical arts and drama schools.
|by Anonymous||reply 235||October 16, 2021 3:35 PM|
Someone is really, really, really, really, really invested in convincing us that Gyllenhaal is gay
[/italic] Why Doesn't Jake Gyllenhaal come out?
It's known in NY circles that Jake is gay. He doesn't go to any great lengths to hide it in private life. Why Doesn't Jake Gyllenhaal come out?
Sorry r102. It's not a secret in the biz. Go back to your pumpkin spice and Maroon 5 DVD. Why Doesn't Jake Gyllenhaal come out?
Nobody but fraus give a shit about Luke Evans Why Doesn't Jake Gyllenhaal come out?
As has been said, it's known in the Industry and also in NY circles that Jake is gay and doesn't really hide it in his private life. It sucks that he has to pretend to be straight (and Stern, who surely knows what the deal is, plays along) but unfortunately that's fucking show business. Very little has changed for leading male actors since Rock Hudson's day, for a variety of reasons. Why Doesn't Jake Gyllenhaal come out?
I don't know any straight men in their 40s who haven't had, at the very least, one long-term, live-in relationship with a woman. Most of them are married or divorced, and if divorced they have a girlfriend. Why Doesn't Jake Gyllenhaal come out?
Pete Davidson isn't Jewish Why Doesn't Jake Gyllenhaal come out?
r142 he was papped with women. Not in a relationship with them. Why Doesn't Jake Gyllenhaal come out?
r145 there have been several posts on this very thread with dirt. Why Doesn't Jake Gyllenhaal come out?
He walks around NYC with his boyfriends and goes to public places like restaurants and such with them. It's not a secret in NYC. Hell, he does SoulCycle. How many straight men are in SoulCycle? And with another man at that? Why Doesn't Jake Gyllenhaal come out?
cum and ass r170 Why Doesn't Jake Gyllenhaal come out?
Leo is bi. He and Lukas Haas have basically been in an open marriage for 25 years. Why Doesn't Jake Gyllenhaal come out?
They've lived together for 25 years and travel everywhere together. Why Doesn't Jake Gyllenhaal come out?
Jakey and McBongo made a hot couple. Why Doesn't Jake Gyllenhaal come out?
Jake is gay. It's known in the Industry and among certain NY circles. He's not really closeted in his private life. He stays closeted in his public life for the sake of his career. Very little has changed re: leading actors. They still have to be closeted due to many factors.
THE END. [/italic] Like, really, really, really, really invested.
|by Anonymous||reply 236||October 16, 2021 3:40 PM|
R236 Are you having a stroke?
|by Anonymous||reply 237||October 16, 2021 3:46 PM|
And someone else (psst. R236 and fraus) is really, really, really, really, really triggered that a gay gossip site believes Jake is gay and want him to come out...
|by Anonymous||reply 238||October 16, 2021 3:48 PM|
Must be a stroke
|by Anonymous||reply 239||October 16, 2021 3:49 PM|
R227 listed a lot of known closeted bisexuals or gays. (Though I don’t know anything about Timothy, or even who that is?) There really isn’t any serious dispute about their bisexuality, R232, except among the most clueless people.
|by Anonymous||reply 240||October 16, 2021 3:56 PM|
Most Hollywood actors have zero to do with theatrical arts and drama schools.
It's not all uniform. I'll concede most comedians, especially those who do standup, are straight. But actors? Drama club kids.
|by Anonymous||reply 241||October 16, 2021 3:56 PM|
Hi everyone, it's me, Jake. I'm SO sorry none of you have any sense of self, and that you need me to validate you. But listen up, you have had the power all along. Just click your heels three times, and go fuck yourselves.
|by Anonymous||reply 242||October 16, 2021 3:59 PM|
And shut, r219. No one is conflating gay roles with being gay. Why didn't the rumors follow Tom Hanks, Sean Penn, Colin Firth and Hugh Grant for their high profile gay roles?
|by Anonymous||reply 243||October 16, 2021 4:05 PM|
Hi everyone, it's me, R242. I'm SO sorry I don't have any sense of myself (or gaydar), and that I need to validate Jake's straightness. But listen up, I had the power all along. Just click my heels three times, and go fuck myself.
|by Anonymous||reply 244||October 16, 2021 5:04 PM|
Imitation is the sincerest for of flattery. THANK YOU!
|by Anonymous||reply 245||October 16, 2021 5:09 PM|
You're welcome - er "Jake"... Now, fuck off.
|by Anonymous||reply 246||October 16, 2021 5:13 PM|
Gaydar. Is that a medical condition? Or just swishful thinking?
|by Anonymous||reply 247||October 16, 2021 5:14 PM|
Now, now, stop picking on the gaylings. They are finding their way. Dealing with family strife. And all that rejection. You are a strong, powerful, whatever-you-are. And you are enough. Remember, you are beautiful. Except for that face, YIKES gurl, that could use some werk. And you don't need to fixate on movie stars. Except for the unreachable hot ones who never respond to your emails, instagrams, twitters and tik toks. Be yourself! Or somebody else that the public will accept. And don't listen to anyone on these stupid message boards. Except for me.
|by Anonymous||reply 248||October 16, 2021 5:52 PM|
Stop talking to yourself Troll R247 and R248.
|by Anonymous||reply 249||October 16, 2021 5:57 PM|
If only Jake would be what I want him to be. I'm so invested. I mean, I bought a ticket for that movie he was in that time. He OWES me!
|by Anonymous||reply 250||October 16, 2021 6:09 PM|
Some of you are so naive about the Industry.
|by Anonymous||reply 251||October 16, 2021 7:51 PM|
Any wishful thinking on my part evaporated with the news that Jake is one of those nutty bathing-averse celebrities. But I would not bet money on him being straight regardless of how bad he must smell.
|by Anonymous||reply 252||October 16, 2021 8:07 PM|
A musky taint and ballsack
|by Anonymous||reply 253||October 16, 2021 8:16 PM|
Someone should just ask his sister, Maggie, whether her brother is gay.
If she dismisses the question, you’ve got your answer.
|by Anonymous||reply 254||October 16, 2021 8:17 PM|
All the gays date Taylor Swiffer. I heard a rumor she wrote her hit song "Why You No Like My Stinky Pussy?" about Jake.
|by Anonymous||reply 255||October 16, 2021 8:18 PM|
Clint Eastwood? Brad Pitt? Funny that the older actors you mentioned who are not that hot- Tom hanks, Sean Penn, the gay rumours have not followed them? Funny that. But why am I engaging with the deluded?
|by Anonymous||reply 256||October 16, 2021 8:56 PM|
Because Tom Hanks and Sean Penn have never been questionable. They are most likely 100% straight.
|by Anonymous||reply 257||October 16, 2021 9:26 PM|
R219 Keep wondering Karen.
|by Anonymous||reply 258||October 16, 2021 11:39 PM|
R250 /R256 Considering how dead his career is I'm surprised Gaylenhaall still has PR shills and fan Karens
|by Anonymous||reply 259||October 16, 2021 11:43 PM|
'But, like I said, I'm not stupid, and coming from the PR world...'
How many times have I heard a conspiracy theorist say this? You're not in PR, troll, and you're definitely stupid. You've just placed all the guys you find attractive in the gay category.
|by Anonymous||reply 260||October 17, 2021 1:02 AM|
If Jake is gay, I would like that. I would like him to marry me. If he isn't gay, I would still like him to marry me. Could someone please tell him?
|by Anonymous||reply 261||October 17, 2021 2:24 AM|
[quote]Clint Eastwood? Brad Pitt? Funny that the older actors you mentioned who are not that hot- Tom hanks, Sean Penn, the gay rumours have not followed them? Funny that. But why am I engaging with the deluded?
Seriously? None of the actors listed as straight at r227? is hot to you? Not even Jason Momoa or Chris Evans or Jon Hamm? I'll add another name not mentioned, Jamie Dornan who is by all indications straight. Not hot enough? And far be it for me to judge your taste on who's hot or not, but can you honestly say Jake Gyllenhaal is hotter than most of the men listed?
Poof! goes your theory.
|by Anonymous||reply 262||October 17, 2021 2:39 AM|
R261 Sorry hon I'm a "confirmed bachelor."
|by Anonymous||reply 263||October 17, 2021 2:43 AM|
Maybe Jennifer Aniston is another Taylor Swift. In that she dates a lot of closeted guys. The arrangement makes her more desirable because she is with a hot guy, and he has a cover for his sexuality. I really think Justin Theroux is gay, and he also dated Jennifer Aniston. He seemed to dip out of that engagement very strangely too. A bunch of my straight friends say that their ultimate celeb crush is Jen Aniston, and I'm like confused because she's like 30 years older than them. They don't seem care and they want her milf body all to themselves. So what is Justin and Jake's excuse?
|by Anonymous||reply 264||October 17, 2021 2:48 AM|
R264 Nvm, just found out she and Jake never dated. Also Justin was married to her for two years. I still think he's gay. He's friends with Amy Sedaris and her fag squad.
|by Anonymous||reply 265||October 17, 2021 2:54 AM|
Fag Squad? How do I get one? I need some mincing, stat.
|by Anonymous||reply 266||October 17, 2021 3:14 AM|
[quote] Someone should just ask his sister, Maggie, whether her brother is gay.
I would, but I'm not speaking to her. She knows why.
|by Anonymous||reply 267||October 17, 2021 3:25 AM|
"Maybe Jennifer Aniston is another Taylor Swift. "
Taylor Swift is straight, imbecile. You think Calvin Harris is gay and closeted? 😂😂😂
|by Anonymous||reply 268||October 17, 2021 7:54 AM|
R227 You can fact check your claims with transvestigation videos on youtube.
|by Anonymous||reply 269||October 17, 2021 8:19 AM|
R268 Maybe this picture was for a guy??
|by Anonymous||reply 270||October 17, 2021 8:37 AM|
R269 Jake has a masculine body unlike...
|by Anonymous||reply 271||October 17, 2021 8:40 AM|
R271 Reply 44 in this linked thread... hot
|by Anonymous||reply 272||October 17, 2021 8:43 AM|
R264 What closeted men has Jennifer Aniston dated? What the hell are you talking about?
|by Anonymous||reply 273||October 17, 2021 8:46 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 274||October 17, 2021 9:14 AM|
R268 there has been whispers about Calvin Harris for quite a while
|by Anonymous||reply 275||October 17, 2021 9:26 AM|
R275 No, there haven't been. Maybe whispers in your head
|by Anonymous||reply 276||October 17, 2021 9:28 AM|
R274 Okay, I repeat. Which closed men has Jennifer Aniston dated?
|by Anonymous||reply 277||October 17, 2021 9:32 AM|
Ok R276 whatever you say ;-)
|by Anonymous||reply 278||October 17, 2021 9:40 AM|
R227 And I can tell that you're a FUCKING idiot. I'm neither frau NOR hard-up enough to create a second account to fool old queens who just can’t get over Rock Hudson being closeted.
OF COURSE, there are actors who hide their sexuality. Nobody’s that naive here.
But it’s kinda creepy how you people CLEARLY have trouble disassociating character from the actor as a poster said earlier in the thread. I actually think it’s deeper than that. We ALL have those friends who think EVERY hot guy is in the closet, don’t we? I’m not sure what to call that. Transference? Is it Freudian?
Whatever it’s called--it’s predictable and annoying as hell.
|by Anonymous||reply 279||October 17, 2021 10:09 AM|
Jake is knee deep in pussy. Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
|by Anonymous||reply 280||October 17, 2021 11:07 AM|
You're not in PR, troll, and you're definitely stupid. You've just placed all the guys you find attractive in the gay category.
I do work in PR, though not with celebrities. And, believe me, the men I find most attractive are, to my frustration, in the straight category, not the gay.
|by Anonymous||reply 281||October 17, 2021 11:17 AM|
^ I think DL is broken.
[quote]You're not in PR, troll, and you're definitely stupid. You've just placed all the guys you find attractive in the gay category.
I do work in PR, though not with celebrities. And, believe me, the men I find most attractive are, to my frustration, in the straight category, not the gay.
|by Anonymous||reply 282||October 17, 2021 11:18 AM|
R281. You work in pr alright.
|by Anonymous||reply 283||October 17, 2021 1:29 PM|
R232 They teach in university that gay men are 3% of the population and lezzies are 2%. We are rarer than you think.
|by Anonymous||reply 284||October 17, 2021 1:47 PM|
R279 " it’s predictable and annoying as hell."
As are you Karen
|by Anonymous||reply 285||October 17, 2021 2:21 PM|
R284 Since you are neither why are you here dear?
|by Anonymous||reply 286||October 17, 2021 2:22 PM|
R286 You don't know who or what ANYONE is on an anonymous forum, stupid cunt.
|by Anonymous||reply 287||October 17, 2021 2:31 PM|
[quote]They teach in university that gay men are 3% of the population and lezzies are 2%.
"They" teach "in university"? Well, that settles that, then!
|by Anonymous||reply 288||October 17, 2021 4:14 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 289||October 17, 2021 4:31 PM|
Fascinating how much over the top emotion a debate over the sexuality of an actor or singer can stir up.
|by Anonymous||reply 290||October 17, 2021 4:35 PM|
R285 Interesting that anyone who thinks beyond the dumb gay hive mind that you adhere to is accused of being female. You must've been PISSED when the 19th amendment was passed. Mommy make you clean while she went out and voted? OR are you pissed that you don't have a vagina so you could get some straight boy cock?
Tell the class.
|by Anonymous||reply 291||October 17, 2021 6:04 PM|
Oh alright, here goes. This is Jake Gyldersleeve. I am super duper gay. I like the dicks AND the butts. That's what I want all day. The dicks and the butts. I am so gay all day all the time. And I want everyone to know how gay I am and all about MY dick and MY butt. I will do the prancing and the mincing and all the gay stuff all day for all of you every day all the time. Yes, I am one of the gays. There is no one more gay than how gay I am. I am the gay of all the gays. I know you will all accept my gay on a gay board because you are all gay and support all the gays as I am super duper gay. Did I mention I was a gay?
|by Anonymous||reply 292||October 17, 2021 6:29 PM|
I love reading comments from the deranged trolls who happen to work in pr and know for a fact certain actors isn't gay.
|by Anonymous||reply 293||October 17, 2021 6:42 PM|
'Bout time gurl!
|by Anonymous||reply 294||October 17, 2021 6:43 PM|
Why does he keep lying to these women's magazines that he's on the verge of getting married and starting a family? Fraus eat that shit up. They live for weddings and births, because life, for them, is all downhill from those two milestones.
|by Anonymous||reply 295||October 18, 2021 1:18 PM|
Before you slander Jakey as "a gay" Please do some "independent research"
|by Anonymous||reply 296||October 18, 2021 2:57 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 297||October 18, 2021 3:04 PM|
[quote]Why does he keep lying to these women's magazines that he's on the verge of getting married and starting a family?
[italic]Jake GUSHES over gf Jeanne Cadieu[/italic]
|by Anonymous||reply 298||October 18, 2021 3:10 PM|
[quote]Why does he keep lying to these women's magazines that he's on the verge of getting married and starting a family?
Because that's how the game is played. This has been going on with closeted actors as long as Hollywood has been around.
|by Anonymous||reply 299||October 18, 2021 3:11 PM|
Because fraus don't buy tickets to see their dreamy fantasy guy if they know he takes it up the arse.
|by Anonymous||reply 300||October 18, 2021 3:19 PM|
R295 Because maybe he is. Do you know him personally?
|by Anonymous||reply 301||October 18, 2021 4:01 PM|
^ He's been saying that for at least 10 years, 301.
|by Anonymous||reply 302||October 18, 2021 5:52 PM|
Frau at R301 still secretly hopes Jake will ask her out someday.
|by Anonymous||reply 303||October 18, 2021 6:16 PM|
A desperate gay dude at R303 still hoping Jake is gay, comes out and starts dating him.
|by Anonymous||reply 304||October 18, 2021 10:50 PM|
R300 'I use to love Pillow Talk. I can't watch it now"... Grandma
|by Anonymous||reply 305||October 19, 2021 12:55 AM|
R274 Does that mean they are all gays?
|by Anonymous||reply 306||October 19, 2021 10:30 AM|
I’ll go to my grave believing the Grace Jones pic was taken by a man and that’s why his team freaked out so much when it surfaced.
He only carts out Jeanne when he has a new movie out—last week was a perfect example. He hadn’t been spotted with Jeanne for months, but THE GUILTY was premiering on Netflix and what do you know…
|by Anonymous||reply 307||October 19, 2021 11:02 AM|
R307: what Grace Jones pic?
|by Anonymous||reply 308||October 19, 2021 1:17 PM|
This Grace Jones pic. His PR freaked the fuck out and insisted it was fake, and tried to get it scrubbed off the internet. Everybody knows Grace Jones = GAY. If he'd been doing an homage to a Bruce Springsteen or Billy Joel album cover, his team wouldn't have given two shits about it.
|by Anonymous||reply 309||October 19, 2021 1:51 PM|
[quote]what Grace Jones pic?
|by Anonymous||reply 310||October 19, 2021 1:55 PM|
R309 " Everybody knows Grace Jones = GAY" Grace Jones is gay?
|by Anonymous||reply 311||October 19, 2021 3:19 PM|
Now I’m imagining Jake recreating the BORN IN THE USA cover :)
|by Anonymous||reply 312||October 19, 2021 3:24 PM|
Grace Jones is a favorite of gay men, not straight men, R311. It would be like if Jake recreated the cover of Judy Garland Live at Carnegie Hall.
|by Anonymous||reply 313||October 19, 2021 3:24 PM|
1:56 Grace Jones is a smart person
|by Anonymous||reply 314||October 19, 2021 3:34 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 315||October 19, 2021 5:02 PM|
R313 Are you saying there are no straight men that like Grace Jones?
|by Anonymous||reply 316||October 19, 2021 5:24 PM|
If only Jake would cum out all over me.
|by Anonymous||reply 317||October 19, 2021 5:33 PM|
R309 Maybe he’s like James Franco and gay in everything until it comes to the act itself or whatever it was he said of himself.
|by Anonymous||reply 318||October 19, 2021 5:58 PM|
Franco said he was gay up to the point of anal intercourse.
|by Anonymous||reply 319||October 19, 2021 6:00 PM|
[quote] Are you saying there are no straight men that like Grace Jones?
No. That is not what I said.
|by Anonymous||reply 320||October 19, 2021 6:00 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 321||October 19, 2021 6:02 PM|
r311 a man who's into Grace Jones (or even knows who Grace Jones is) = GAY. He might as well have been recreating a Judy Garland album cover.
Do you get it now?
|by Anonymous||reply 322||October 19, 2021 9:31 PM|
Jake has always been a Broadway Queen. Cowboy hell, he's always wanted to be a Dream Girl.
|by Anonymous||reply 323||October 19, 2021 9:40 PM|
^ Bitch stole my act.
|by Anonymous||reply 324||October 19, 2021 9:48 PM|
r318/r319 Please tell me you did not believe that bullshit.
|by Anonymous||reply 325||October 20, 2021 4:34 AM|
R322 You can't be this dumb, can you?
|by Anonymous||reply 326||October 20, 2021 11:00 AM|
Why does Jake have so many gay celebrity followers?
|by Anonymous||reply 327||October 20, 2021 11:22 AM|
r326 WTF are you talking about? Grace Jones is Judy Garland-level gay. Stereotypically gay.
|by Anonymous||reply 328||October 20, 2021 3:36 PM|
r327 Because they know.
|by Anonymous||reply 329||October 20, 2021 3:46 PM|
Which gay celebrity followers are we talking about?
|by Anonymous||reply 330||October 20, 2021 3:47 PM|
And what is meant by ‘followers’? Social media? Is Jake even on social media?
|by Anonymous||reply 331||October 20, 2021 3:48 PM|
[quote]Which gay celebrity followers are we talking about?
|by Anonymous||reply 332||October 20, 2021 4:00 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 333||October 20, 2021 4:12 PM|
[quote]Now I’m imagining Jake recreating the BORN IN THE USA cover :)
I'm imagining Jake recreating the Sticky Fingers album.
|by Anonymous||reply 334||October 20, 2021 4:20 PM|
Jakey can perfectly recreate...
|by Anonymous||reply 335||October 20, 2021 6:26 PM|
r330 insta. Sam Smith, Brandon Flynn, Dan Levy, Ben Platt... he has more
|by Anonymous||reply 336||October 20, 2021 11:45 PM|
^ Brandon Flynn, Dan Levy and Ben Platt have been around him and know what's up.
|by Anonymous||reply 337||October 21, 2021 2:12 AM|
Starring in a Michael Bay action film. How much straighter can you get?
|by Anonymous||reply 338||October 21, 2021 8:54 PM|
^^ He plays the nite nurse?
|by Anonymous||reply 339||October 21, 2021 9:03 PM|