How long did you last before you farted in front of your spouse/partner?

I think we lasted about a month too. Fancy being with your partner all that time and never being that 'intimate' ...very odd. We sit on the toilet to poo in front of each other as well.

In the 12 years of my first relationship I farted once,and that was after he just fucked me for an hour. In the 7 years of my 2nd relationship not once. They both did a few times,but I let anyone I dated know up front I do not think its "funny" and wont expect to be subjected to it. I grew up in a family who though farting was the ultimate hilarity and I hated it every since. I can excuse an occasional accident,but its a real deal killer for me.

I don't fart. I sigh below.

12 years in - still haven't

"We sit on the toilet to poo in front of each other as well. "

R1 you are troubled, and likely equally disgusting in other aspects of life.

Imagine not being comfortable enough to fart in the privacy your own home with your partner. 🙄

We at least shit alone (though it doesn't stop us from going into the bathroom to get something).

R6 I remember when "farting" was funny - around 6th grade. Since I am a mature adult, I no longer feel the need to be crude in front of others. Of course everyone passes gas, and in their homes, naturally.

However, have some dignity.

Are you kidding, OP?

That's what got Leo interested in me in the first place.

Did you think it was my looks?

How do you avoid farting in the evening when gas builds up in your colon? Esp when you lay down and gas more easily travels down to your sphincter. The average person farts 10-15 times per day, do you get up and go to your bathroom everytime a fart builds up?

Been together 26 years.

Hubby is very prudish and never farts, except in bed when asleep.

However, I fart in our house whenever I need to. If he is around, then he hears it.

A lot of hot air in this thread. Many of these posts don’t pass the smell test.

Probably the first month of living together. Take my word for it, mine smell like antique tea roses.

We share most things. Flatulence isn't one, for obvious reasons. If something does slip out, the dogs is never too far away to blame. Plus, she doesn't seem to mind.

I didn't start audibly farting until I was 26 years old. Prior to that, I was a whore. A really slutty whore. A two-bit tramp! The town trollop!

I was 12 when I started taking full loads behind my neighbor's shed! And then there was the dumpster behind Jiffy Lube! And the Church Van with the flat tires, abandoned behind the Catholic grammar school! And what that did, was teach me control! Full sphincter control! I could "open wide" just by using my mind! So, whenever I felt like there was "one in the chamber" I would just "open wide" in my pants, and like a midnight crop duster, "let 'er rip" with a silent symphony! I wouldn't call it a fart, I'd call it "quietly coughing out my butt"!

But Alas, at age 26, I quit the "oldest profession" and my Jedi mind control of my sphincter muscle stopped cooperating and now I sound like Buick with a busted muffler that could wake the dead! Much to my chagrin.

Try having a GI disorder like Crohn’s or Celiac Disease, or even FODMAP sensitivity. You may spend a large proportion of the rest of your life in the bathroom if your partner is adverse to more than the occasional passage of gas.

Years - and still it’s a rare occasion.

My partner and I were terrified to Fart in front of each other while we dated it wasn't until we slept together that I guess I passed gas in my sleep and he told me about it the next day. He said it made him laugh. When he farted he did his best Rodney Dangerfield impression "Somebody Step on a Duck?"

It's amazing that people willingly fuck and lick an asshole but get grossed out by farts.

Unless the fart is happening when your mouth is close to it/on it (and assuming you aren't into that kind of thing) I'm not sure why all the clutching of the pearls.

This should’ve included a poll with the option “we bought a zoo snd I blame the animals”

I don't remember. We're discreet. If we hear each other fart it's accidental. I am not a willfully intentional farter and not usually gassy. If one pops unexpectedly, it's ignored.

I won't around him unless I'm asleep and can't control that. If I must I will excuse myself to the facilities. He doesn't return this favor and finds his methane emissions hilarious. They're not.

I do the cooking and always crunch some Beano into my boyfriend's food.

R20 are you a Frau?

I would really dislike it if someone interrupted my #2 time to come rummage for something in the bathroom.

Fifty-seven years. I saved them all for one time to provide a 21-gun salute, to to speak, at his graveside ceremony. While dressed like Bette Midler in "For The Boys."